Smh. . .Can we like have a break from the whole calabar women are good at this and that! Like every other woman, there is so much more to us!

adamskutty: are you okay?

Well thanks for revealing many more hochies to me, treasure hunt

You are a big goat! Anu mpanu! Ewu Liberia!

Side guy or chick, back guy or chick, do whatever works for you! Personally, I wonder how people do it! Just too much hassle for me.

When my mum is calling yet again to repeat the same thing she did when she called 5 previous times.

"This woman sef, ah ah, how many times"

When a guy I don't like is calling

"Seriously, Why is he even calling me, what does he want"

Who is this space goat? I've had almost 20 mentions because of your tag.

Eyop: Thoniaslim,priscaoge,lynpetra,banega,idowuogbo,etc come and learn ooooh

Why?

My dad is ibibio (Akwa Ibom) and my mum's Igbo (Anambra)

Gemc3:

If you use a knife to cut the leaf, it draws. . .

Oh really? Didn't know that. Just grew up knowing you don't cut it with a knife and so I don't.

That's what Poundo Yam Flour is for! Simple and Easy! Ain't nobody got time to be pounding any yam!

I can cook anything and everything, but that pounding business ain't my business.

silversonuc:
gay alert

F.o.o.l Alert!

judedwriter:
Babes sef 2 dey form. If you c me now as I tall, dark and handsome, u go propose top me

You wish!

HELL TO THE N.O. . .NOPE!

You can't cut the oha leaves used to make oha soup with a knife. You have to use your hands or it won't be tasty.

500pounds

Daddy ke? Thanks but I'll rather stick to baby, boo,Nkem, my love etc

I'll go with same room and a large walk in closet for our extra stuff. . .well my extra stuff!

phabulous88:

Ever since I saw your pix, you've been IN MY HEAD. I kinda feel SO GUILTY for not telling you since but I think I'm loving you...

Oya talk your own

Awwwhh really? That's touching.

''Äwwwhhh Thank you"

So guilty

And what's the big deal in a lady buying a condom? HYPOCRITICAL BUNCH!

3 AT MOst. . .

2. What Kind Of Guys Do You Like?

This question annoys the crap out of me! Why are you so interested in knowing the kind of guys I like? How about, you just found yourself on the list of the kind of guys I don't like.

3. When last did you have sex?

All you'll get from me is that blank stare that says "Wow, how can one person be this stup*d"

4. What went wrong between you and your ex?

Why are you so interested in this information on a first date, what are you inspector gadget?

I never got an F all through Uni. So I do not know how it felt. but I got one C and I felt really bad.

My first semester were As and one B+. I wasn't happy about the B but it wasn't a bad result overall.

There is nothing like mistakenly here! The guy planned and strategized on how to touch it!

emaboi: . Some People shaa .. Infinity ko infinito ni

Its very obvious he was being sacarstic!

Islie:

pls do go and read what the OP said in her write -up
u will see that he discourage his ex to come and visit him...... she said on several occassion she wanted to come but he sail NO,
but, she now decide to come with her friend thesame day she was arround..... thats why i said she should have stayed back.... and let them know she owns the house, she owns the mans heart, she is in control

Oga you are even confusing yourself! How can he discourage the ex and she still came to the house? Please how do these two add up?

If that dude really discouraged his ex, she wouldn't even have the effrontery to go past the gate of his house! So please spare me all that yadi yadi yada.

Islie:


but, she could have stayed and let them know who owns the house now.....
And she should stop listen to negative hear-say and let her mind and the being in her direct her steps

What do you mean by letting them know she owns the house? Is it her house? Is that how she wants to start a marriage?

It is not her job to keep them other ladies in check! The man should be able to do that! A man who truly loves and holds his woman in high regards, lets every other woman know she's his priority! If the tables were turned and it was her ex bf, I bet you the man would be crying blue murder! I guess cus its the woman, then that makes it ok! She's suppose to sit on her butt and happily take whatever crap the man throws at her! Anyway like I always say, guys dey look face before they pull such stunts!

A man would treat you the way you let him treat you. If you show him you've got no regards for yourself, then don't expect anything less!

Some men sure do take the piss! And I think women allow it!

How can he allow his ex girlfriend he knows is interested in him that way to his house with you there?

That shows he has no respect neither does he hold you in high regards! That's a straight up red flag right there for me!

Billyonaire: Dont divorce, simple take a walk. Creating artificial scarcity makes demand for the product go up. Prayer will not solve this. Take a leave to your parents, friend or far away from him. You must not be an option. Give him time to come to his senses, and even if he doesnt, then you have fuliflled marriage laws, you can soar.

SECOND THIS!

Yup. Just didn't see a happy future with him.

Oxone:

I'm good & you?

Its been ages! I thought you all left NL for good or dumped your old accounts

Good to know you're still here

I've been very much around. I just do more of reading than contributing. But I had to contribute to this thread because the topic always comes up and I find it amusing how some guys are always so bitter about it.

Sagamite:

No wahala na.

I would be friends with her but I will be smashing some other girls on the side and I don't treat her any better than I treat my male friends.

Lets see how long her "lets be friends last".

Oga if she does not like you like that then trust me all that won't work. It'll just be you hurting yourself indirectly because you the one pinning for her not the other way around.

barcanista: I know you prefer zoning guys



How many guys have you friendzoned so far?

Never intentional! It just happens! But the truth is, you tell some guys you are not interested and they still hang around! Some are just too stubborn to take no! So hey a girl does what a girl has got to do!

For the number of friendzoned guys? I plead the 5th!