Oxone:

Wow!

Madam! where did u pop out from?

From Space! How you been?

Why so bitter dudes? Why so bitter!

ihedinobi2:
You do well too to let him go, mm. Don't be calling up and down talking about how you miss him and he no longer cares about you and all that nonsense.

It goes both ways.

Its a no no for me! I've seen people involved in it and saw the way it played out! Don't think I wanna get myself in such a situation.

lmao! This thread is cracking me up so bad! So many bitter guys on here!

But I don't think any girl is forcing you to be her friend? If she's made it clear she doesn't wanna be more than friends and you want more, then move on and save yourself the heartache and stress!

ty-tymer:

See true love.

LMAO!

Seems quite ok to me.

So I needed a second phone and decided to order this phone from Mr Elijahdre. Three words "I LOVE IT"!!! for the price, I've got to say it is a really good phone!

I placed the order for the phone on Monday evening and got it this morning. He was very helpful and understanding. (Especially answering my endless questions) The phone box came sealed and inside the box was a charger, earpiece (good quality), screen guard, extra rubber case, user manual and a warranty card. For those doubting if this is a 1gb ram phone, I have attached images of the phone and screenshots as proof.

R.I.P Mandela...a true hero is gone...

So I decided to do a bit of research on the plans and rates offered by the same Nigerian telecomm operators in other countries. Below are screenshots of their various packages. Airtel screenshot is from Kenya operations, Globacom screenshot is from Ghana operations and MTN screenshot is from Rwanda. Convert the rates to Naira and you'll understand why I'm so pissed right now! I think NCC should take this up!

If my husband to be wore any of those ridiculous outfits in the name of fashion and I spot him as I'm walking down the aisle, I'm sorry but I'm turning back! I JUST CAN'T DO IT!

That it was actually possible to have light 24hours daily!

Sweet heart it is not your birth right!

lil max: i must meet you by fire by force

Ok

Hmmm I'll like to meet Mr C,o,c,k, 190 and mama gee in person. I find these trio quite amusing and a source of entertainment.

I like bikers from a distance but I wouldn't dream of attempting it myself!

Bitter Truth most peeps ain't gonna tell you. I don't think the poster is trying to kill anyone's hustle. His just trying to tell those who are interested in migrating to the US the reality on ground so they aware before they pack up to move to the so-called Land of Promise.

We were crazily in love with each other but I had to let go. Wasn't easy but it was the right thing to do. We just weren't right for each other. My only regret, it took me that long to realize it. One of the hardest things I've ever done. But hey, life's all about experiences.

Lord_Reed:

Long time no see. Welcome back to NL.

Thanks Lord Reed.

Girl is playing you like the strings of a spanish guitar!

Lol. Some guys just can't take no for an answer most especially if the guy in question is a cousin's friend or a friend to a friend. So he probably feels like that's enough reason so what do you do in this case? Simply give him your number and put him on the "Don't pick up" list. Once the call comes under this contact name, you know its a call you shouldn't bother picking. Now after a few rings and no answer/ring back from the lady, a smart guy would take that as a sign of lack of interest on the lady's part. But unfortunately we do not have a lot of them around, do we? Hmmm. :-)

madam_oringo:

You are still a mere corper, never had a real job, talk less of starting a shoe shiner business or a mama put business worth N 1,000 only but you question the business decision of an international retail outfit with store chains across multiple states and countries? Did you actually go to any university or polytechnic or it is just the default emotional response but no intellectual, thinking capacity of you people that is the problem?? Chances are that Shoprite have and will make better decisions in this lifetime than everyone in your lineage will ever make! Think about it!

Hmmmm I guess you just showed me just how educated you are? I must have hit a nerve with my post.

I a mere corper? Never had a real job? Lol well if that makes your bp normal cause I see you about to burst a nerve. I do not have to prove anything to some Ibadan tout. So toodles! Run along child. :-)

I think this is a misconception a lot of guys get. Just because a lady gives you her number, smiles at you, chats with you or acts friendly does not mean she's into you!

Why? Because? Reason? Ok? What is the connection? :-/

Sorry bro but it simply means she's pondered on it and came up with a nice way of telling you that your vertical challenge is an issue for her.

I've got to ask, does this chinko company release a phone every other week?

Currently serving in IB and been there a couple of times. I have to ask is that really a wise decision?

I'm sorry but after the first slap! I do not believe in putting up with an abusive spouse! If he can slap you, then trust me it never ends there! It always escalates!

Why would they do this to us?

Why do peeps get so agitated with Mr. Cork? Anyone who's been a regular on NL knows that Mr. Cork is "the joker" of Nairaland. His work on NL is to get on peeps nerves and funny enough so many people fall for his antics.

Well his case is one in a thousand!