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RomanceRe: What Lady Did After Nigerian Man Begged Her To Marry Him To Go To America by Toks2008(m): 9:30am On Apr 07, 2019
lilfreezy:
If you like find him ten schools that will all offer him admission. The problem here still remains that American embassy in Nigeria will not grant him visa. The rejection rate is super high
What if she marries him?

I always tell guys to come out clean. There are still destiny helpers out there.
CrimeRe: Man Impregnates Wife’s Best Friend In Nasarawa, Gets Poisoned By The Wife by Toks2008(m): 2:40am On Apr 07, 2019
Well it cam be painful to see your best friend carrying your husband's child especially when you are still childless but she also went too far.
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Be Deceived, Everyone Has A Weakness by Toks2008(op):
Divinerace:
mastubation-your-weakness? cheesy
Whatever it may be. God will never ever give up on you so don't give up on Yourself.

John 6:37
All those the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never drive away.
EducationRe: Peter Okebukola In Age Falsification Scandal, Has Three Birth Dates by Toks2008(m): 8:59pm On Apr 06, 2019
Wow! See my lecturer o... those days in Lasu.
Christianity EtcDon't Be Deceived, Everyone Has A Weakness by Toks2008(op): 8:41pm On Apr 06, 2019
DON'T BE DECEIVED,...EVERYONE HAS A WEAKNESS.

I have great passion for Jesus and i enjoy preaching about salvation to the world but nevertheless,as human,i have my area of weakness and i pray and strive everyday to get better with the help of the holy spirit.

The mistake many people make is that they jusxtapose the standard of righteousness with the lifestyle of their Pastors but the shocker is that no matter how anointed anybody can be, there is usually an area of weakness but the good news is that GOD is not looking for a perfect human but all he wants is a humble and willing heart.This is the only qualification GOD wants from us.

Now lets take a long look at the weaknesses of great men and women that were used by GOD....

Adam, the first man, was a blame shifter who couldn’t resist peer pressure. (Genesis 3:12)

Noah, the last righteous man on earth at the time, was a drunk who slept in the nude. (Genesis 9:20-21)

Abraham, the forefather of faith, let other men walk off with his wife on two different occasions. (Genesis 12 and 20)

Sarah, the most gorgeous woman by popular opinion, let her husband sleep with another woman and then hated her for it. (Genesis 16)

Lot, who lost his father early in life, had a serious problem with choosing the wrong company. (Genesis 18-20)

Job, supposedly a contemporary of Abraham and the epitome of faith, was a man of great fear.(Job 3:25)

Jacob, who out-wrestled God, was pretty much a pathological deceiver. (Genesis 25, 27, 30)

Rachel, who wrote the book on love at first sight, was a nomadic kleptomaniac. (Genesis 31:19)

Moses, the humblest man on the face of the earth (Numbers 12:13), had a very serious problem with his temper. (Exodus 2, 32:19; Numbers 20:11)

Aaron, who watched Jehovah triumph over Pharaoh, formed an abominable idol during an apparent episode of attention deficit disorder or perhaps colossal amnesia. (Exodus 32)

Elijah who GOD used powerfully was scared of one woman even shortly after slaying about 500 prophets of Baal.1 Kings 18,19.

Miriam, the songwriter, had sibling jealousy and a greed for power. (Numbers 12)

Samson was hard-headed and arrogant.

Eli, who ruled over Israel, was a hopelessly incapable father who lost his sons to immorality—and to an untimely death. (1 Samuel 2, 4)

Saul, the first and powerful king of Israel, was apparently a psychotic with manic bursts of anger, episodes of deep depression and traces of paranoia, too. He committed suicide. (1 Samuel 16, 18, 19, 31)

David, the friend of God, concealed his adultery with a murder. (2 Samuel 11)

Once called Simon, Peter was one of Jesus' disciples who would later on become one of the apostles of the early church. Peter wasn't always bold, but he was always impulsive and often acted before thinking.

Solomon, the wisest man in the world, was arguably the world’s greatest sex addict with 1,000 sexual partners. (1 Kings 11)

The prophets, even as they spoke for God, struggled with impurity, depression, unfaithful spouses and broken families.

*What is the point?*

Your weakness may be an uncomely behaviour or addiction of any kind but stop condemning yourself because of your weakness and don't feel comfy with it less you become a slave to it but never allow the devil condemn you.

Come to GOD the way you are and BE WILLING TO overcome your weakness with the help of the holy spirit.

This is what makes us true believers in Christ.
TravelRe: Nasarawa Residents Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Tanker (Photos) by Toks2008(m): 6:32pm On Apr 06, 2019
9 out of 10 human death is self inflicted.
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Finally Speaks On Marriage With Regina Daniels by Toks2008(m): 12:43pm On Apr 06, 2019
kikio1992:
Nigerian billionaire politician, Ned Nwoko, has finally spoken on his reported secret marriage to Nollywood actress, Regina Daniels.

The Capital reported that couple had an introduction ceremony last weekend in Asaba, the Delta State capital where Regina Daniels family home is.

Hon. Ned Nwoko, a former member of the House of Representatives, is 59 while Regina Daniels is reportedly 18 years old, and is said to be his 6th wife.

According to a report by Kemiashefonlovehaven, Ned Nwoko, has now spoken about the marriage.

When contacted by Kemiashefonlovehaven on why he decided marrying Regina after four marriages, the billionaire politician, who spoke through his media handlers refused any comment but said he is first, a Moslem, who can marry as many wives as he wills.

The aide reportedly said;

“Allamdulilai, Hon. Ned Nwoko is of royal blood and he is entitled to as many wives as he desires. He is no kid and knows what is best for him. Don’t forget that he is a devout Moslem and he is entitled to more than a wife. He would not want to comment on Regina Daniels currently.”

Source: https://lailasnews.com/ned-nwoko-finally-speaks-on-marriage-with-regina-daniels/
When I write some facts, lalasticlala go dey wonder.

Whether the man is a Christian or a Muslim,She has just become a legit concubine.

https://www.nairaland.com/4956917/opinion-pastors-general-overseers-legitimate
RomanceRe: Should I Make A Move On My Best Friend ? by Toks2008(m): 3:38am On Apr 06, 2019
lilbabe79:
Hi
I have this male friend I’ve known for almost 20 years. He courted me back in the days but I was not available so we remained friends so far. Life keeps pulling us apart and bringing us closer (geographically). He now lives on the other side of the world but we cal each other all the time. He’s my best friend, support and confident. He knows everything about me and I about him.
We talk a lot, laugh to the same things etc.

We stayed at each other’s place multiple times over the years, even sharing a bed now and there but he never tried anything

Now we are both 40 with a few failed relationships under our belt.
He keeps telling me how he wants to settle and start a family. We talk a lot about the fact that the best way to go is marry your best friend, someone you really know and so on.

I have this odd feeling that he’s trying to test the waters with me but he never says anything definitive

I’m really wondering if I should make the first move and tell him we should give it a try.
I’ve never done such thing in my life and I’m afraid he would say no. If he does, our friendship would probably take a hit.

What do you suggest ?
Both 40! Wettin una dey wait for again?

But just don't get jealous if he latter gets a younger lady even if both of you come together.
FoodRe: Eating Too Much Of These 9 Nigerian Foods May Kill You by Toks2008(m): 8:43pm On Apr 05, 2019
DanielBryte:
Fufu is dangerous, Eba can kill you!! Doctors make shocking discoveries about some favourite Nigerian foods that can send you to early grave- Details can save your life

While food is good for the body and necessary for survival, humans are also expected to be wary of the meals they ingest and the rate at which they consume them. Some types of food, if taken excessively, are capable of causing health risks. The onus is on you to learn why certain foods are unhealthy, why you shouldn’t take them and how you can make better choices on daily basis.

Here are some unhealthy meals Doctors have warned Nigerians to be cautious about their consumption:

Egusi soup:

At the mention of this soup, many will salivate as it is much-loved by many Nigerians… but hold that saliva. Egusi contains something called phytosterols which when consumed, compete with cholesterol for absorption in the digestive system.



Also, egusi has a high level of calories and when garnished with few chunks of stock fish and two pieces of meat, it has a total of roughly 700 calories per serving. Imagine consuming it with about 3 wraps of eba which is about 600 calories.

Loaf of sliced bread:

Bread is widely consumed daily across the country especially because it doesn’t have to be cooked before consumption. Bread belongs to the class of starchy foods and overt consumption increases the risk of getting diabetes.



If you are taking in 100 grams of bread, you are consuming 265 calories, especially if it is white bread. Some Nigerian-made breads are also not completely bromate free. Potassium bromate is added to help strengthen the bread dough and this chemical is cancerous. If you can steer off bread, there are other excellent choices that are low in carbs.

One minute Noodles:

While noodles can’t be called a Nigerian food, it has been adopted into Nigeria’s stream of foods such that it is consumed by both young and old. Nigerians go for noodles because it is cheap, easy and fast to cook, hence the name “instant noodles.”





Tests have revealed that noodles contain high sodium which aside being cancerous, causes heart disease and skin damage. Eating too much of noodles is bad for digestion and it also leads to obesity.

Eba:

Processed from cassava, garri is a food rich in carbohydrate; both the yellow and the white type. Garri helps to restore lost energy but a high rate of consumption does more harm than good. A cup of garri contains about 360 calories, 95% of which is carbohydrates and further consumption with soup, meat and/or fish, increases the level of calories.



Consuming a great deal of starchy foods like eba is like welcoming excess weight with open arms.

Fufu, made from cassava:

Fufu is another staple food made from cassava and its origin can be traced to Ghana. Fufu is of good nutritional value as it is rich in protein, fat, carbohydrates, potassium and low in cholesterol. Some are turned off by the smell that fufu gives and/or the fact that it takes longer time to digest.



Research has it that every part of cassava plant has a toxic chemical called Linamarin. This chemical, even after boiling the cassava, doesn’t change its state and this could be harmful during digestion.

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Also, under-processing of fufu, which is rampant, has harmful implications on the health. This is because the cyanide content is not reduced to a non-toxic state. Women and children are susceptible to cyanide poisoning as they are usually the ones who carry out the processing of fufu.

Fried plantain:

There is a meme trending on social media about plantain which reads, “How can you say in good faith that the God who created plantain doesn’t love you?”. This is proof of the love people have for plantain. Granted, plantain is a good source of carbohydrates, vitamin B6, vitamin C and is also a natural remedy for peptic ulcer.



However, plantain contains a considerable amount of carbohydrates and more calories are produced when it is fried in oil. Also, the water content decreases when fried and this might not be satiating enough.

Integrating plantain into your diet is making way for ample calorie intake. Taking 100 grams of plantain is consuming about 30 grams of carbohydrates, 15 grams of sugar and 120 calories. Other methods of cooking plantain (aside frying) should be adopted if one cannot live without plantain.

Pastries:

There’s an endless list of flour-based pastries which are baked, fried or roasted and are often taken between meals. Healthy snacking helps you maintain physical and mental energy and it also helps one have control over main meals. Snacking is however, only healthy when it is done to control appetite and meet nutritional needs. It shouldn’t become a habit because many snack foods are high in fat, calories, sugar and salt.





One tends to gain extra pounds through added daily calories if snacking is done out of boredom or habit. Consuming too many sugary pastries could also lead to tooth decay. Endeavour to avoid buying pastries on the street. Home-made pastries are advisable as one is sure of the type of oil used for the preparation. Oil when used over time becomes acidic but most sellers tend to keep old oil in use and keep frying with oil which is already harmful to

Rice:

Rice is rich in carbohydrates and fairly low in calories. It is a good source of energy because it is carbohydrate-dense. Consuming too much of carbohydrate-dense foods may cause one to eat little of other nutritious meals needed for a healthy life.



Eating too much rice could adversely affect glucose metabolism in the body. White rice contains about 4 grams of fiber per cup and consuming it in excess would fill one up preventing intake of other foods.

White rice is also low in phytic acid because of the bran which is always removed during processing. Ample research has it that white rice increases the risk of getting diabetes. It is advisable to consume brown rice or reduce the rate of white rice consumption.

Pounded yam:

A lot of Nigerians love pounded yam and it is widely consumed across the country. Pounded yam is a source of carbohydrate and a good source of energy which contains dietary fiber that helps reduce constipation.



Pounded yam is high in calories as a small slice of yam contains about 330 calories and one tin cup of pounded yam contains about 400 calories from carbohydrates alone. Pounded yam has the highest glycemic index compared to boiled yam and the process of arriving at pounded yam makes carbohydrates more available to enzymes that disintegrate the carbohydrates to glucose.

Eating pounded yam is consuming calories with no real nutrition. Diabetic patients are advised to steer off foods with high starch and embrace foods with low starch.


Source: https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/eating-much-10-foods-may-kill/
Kuku kill us.
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by Toks2008(m): 3:16pm On Apr 05, 2019
thebosstrevor:
Before poor men start calling her a gold digger.

She was the first employee of amazon. She is also a successful novelist.

She did had lot of shares in amazon before divorce, making her a billionaire on her own right. She now owns 4% of amazon also she had to lose her voting right to her ex husband. She is not a gold digger like others and she deserve what she got because she has also put in the work in building amazon.
I totally agree and for the first time im seeing a mutually benefiting settlement cos laslas nah their 4 children go chop all the money from both parent so its a win win.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Throwback Photos Of Cee-C And Nina Before The Fame by Toks2008(m): 10:21am On Apr 05, 2019
Who is that lady on the right? Beautiful bust line with a beautiful petite curve.
RomanceRe: Lady Blasted For Rocking A Musician On Stage by Toks2008(m): 2:20am On Apr 05, 2019
This is why I hate that line."it's in the past"

Imagine how this lady ridiculed herself but tomorrow when men treats like her trash she will be start playing the victim card.

Tell me how any responsible guy will truly respect this lady.
CrimeRe: The Killer Of Kolade Johnson, The Police Target And Eyewitnesses All Speak by Toks2008(m): 10:44am On Apr 04, 2019
Who don die don die. May GOD PROTECT US ALL.

R.I.P Kolade
CrimeRe: See What Is Left Of A Toyota Corolla Vandalized By Car Thieves In Broad Daylight by Toks2008(m): 12:29am On Apr 04, 2019
Lol! This reminds me of the day my car was vandalized.

Chai!
FamilyRe: 'Sweet Mother': Dedicating This Evergreen Song To All Nigerian Mums by Toks2008(op): 9:17pm On Apr 02, 2019
maryalloy:
God bless our mothers
Amen
FamilyRe: 8 words of advice for the Unmarried Single Mothers. by Toks2008(op): 6:37pm On Apr 02, 2019
Saw a like for this thread today.

I'm glad people are reading my threads years after they were created.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Begins The #PayYourDebtChallenge As She Pays 5 People's Debts by Toks2008(m): 12:34pm On Apr 02, 2019
Jessyjack:
it's only in Nigeria that celebrities will give an helping hand and they will rush back to Instagram to announce it.... why not wait for the people you help to come and do the announcement themselves and show appreciation...... All this show off doesn't bring blessings....
These days what matters is the help whether it is announced or not.

I prefer to be helped by someone who will announce it than to share my trouble with someone who will not help and still announce my problem.
CelebritiesRe: Relative Uses Dead Body Of 'kay Low' To Curse SARS. Davido, Banky W React by Toks2008(m): 7:33pm On Apr 01, 2019
LuciferYaweh:
So all of a sudden, all SARS children nationwide will drop & die just like that?


I say it again:
Kolade Johnson was a yahoo boy that scammed people out of their livelihood without batting an eyelid.
Karma just caught up with him.

The only reason this is making waves is because he is well known around Mangoro for flaunting his ill-gotten wealth & our society uplifts immorality.
One can only imagine how many innocent people's lives he ruined in the process. Some may have even committed suicide (knowing whites).

Armed robbers have more dignity than yahoo boys. At least they risk it all knowing that operation may be their last.
Yahoo boys are cowards who hide behind monitors to perpetrate evil.

I cannot waste my sympathy on these lowlifes.



*spits angry
ok lets agree with you that he is a yahoo boy. Does that justify the way he was killed without any trial?
CelebritiesRe: Relative Uses Dead Body Of 'kay Low' To Curse SARS. Davido, Banky W React by Toks2008(m): 7:31pm On Apr 01, 2019
An only child! hmmmm!
Christianity EtcRe: Messi Is Not “god” – Pope Francis by Toks2008(m):
EVILFOREST:
May God bless U
I can now sleep peacefully

The GOAT
MESSI THE LION
All the COACHES mention your name, including Real Madrid coaches.
Diego SIMEONE does not celebrate Athletico’s Goals when you are in the field of play.
U always give Torres Orgasm when he watches you play.
U remain a Gift to soccer players and Lovers by PELE.
U remain the fastest player when you are with the ball by Thierry HENRY.
Who am I, to be compared to messi by Xavi
I have never seen a player like this... Ronaldinho
I am pleased to drive MESSI around by the President of Equatorial Guinea....Ali Bongo

MESSI is an act of God by Platini
MESSI, is really CRAZY but inform me when he scores 1000 goals and lift 3 world cups.....by PELE ( his fellow GOAT)
MESSI is Extra terrestrial by Buffon
MESSI is simply naturally ahead by Alex Ferguson
CHELLINI, was asked “how do you hinder CR7”, he said mark him closely and don’t give him space. When asked about MESSI, he did “SIGN of the CROSS” and walked out of the interview


My VIEW:
U are the G.O.A.T. while CR7 is the GRASS
MESSI plays SOCCER while CR7 plays football
Messi, a Divine Gift while CR7 a product of hard work.
The Greatest Achievement of CR7 is for him to be compared to you.
U don’t need training to deliver but CR7 trains all day...
When “AH” is added to MESSI, it becomes MESSIAH.
U are simply a Myth


INTERNATIONAL VIEWS:
Fellow Soccer players call you GOAT ahead of CR7.
PLAYERS like you Grace this earth every 50years.
BEST precision ever.
The most expensive LEFT FOOT in the world history currently carved and positioned in the palaces of SAUDI KING and SULTAN of BRUNEI.

The SADDEST DAY in SOCCER History will be the day you will RETIRE
I rest my case, humbly.
I call him the real Goat cos he is one sturbborn player that will never dive...no matter how you tackle him the guy go just spring up continue....chai! The guy nah god of soccer.

The day I watched where he took down 5 players including the keeper I gave him a standing ovation.

Abeg watch real soccer and tell me if this guy is not the real GOAT.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjMofjmzQKU
Christianity EtcRe: Messi Is Not “god” – Pope Francis by Toks2008(m): 4:48pm On Apr 01, 2019
yungsmart:
Idiot go check it they are on par while Messi has more braces, assist and Ronaldo has more appearances than him u argue blindly
If you ever compare Ronaldo with messi again I go give you e-slap.

Ronaldo is good but merci is a supernatural player.
Christianity EtcRe: Messi Is Not “god” – Pope Francis by Toks2008(m): 4:46pm On Apr 01, 2019
ThothHermes:
But he the greatest ever cool
The next best thing after.
In fact. The real GOAT ( Greatest of all time)
PoliticsRe: Pick A Christian As Senate President Or House Of Reps Speaker', CAN Writes by Toks2008(m): 4:35pm On Apr 01, 2019
Soro niyen
FamilyRe: 'Sweet Mother': Dedicating This Evergreen Song To All Nigerian Mums by Toks2008(op): 7:34pm On Mar 31, 2019
Everyday an average of 830 women die from causes related to pregnancy and childbirth.

Please respect your mother and take care of her in any way you can.

Pray for every mum and intending mothers all over the world.
FamilyRe: 'Sweet Mother': Dedicating This Evergreen Song To All Nigerian Mums by Toks2008(op): 3:54pm On Mar 31, 2019
derrydinny:
even 2000 kids sabi this song na

what is with the mothers day hype sef, na only once una dey see una mama for one year abi wetin?
You and your mama dey quarrel?
FamilyRe: 'Sweet Mother': Dedicating This Evergreen Song To All Nigerian Mums by Toks2008(op): 11:39am On Mar 31, 2019
youngest85:
What abt people like us born in early 60's
Lol! Mongo park
FamilyRe: 'Sweet Mother': Dedicating This Evergreen Song To All Nigerian Mums by Toks2008(op): 11:10am On Mar 31, 2019
Lalasticlala happy mothers day to your mum and your wife.
Family'Sweet Mother': Dedicating This Evergreen Song To All Nigerian Mums by Toks2008(op): 11:08am On Mar 31, 2019
Dedicating this evergreen song to all mothers in Nigeria.

Those born before 80s can relate better.

Sweet mother I no go forget you....


Happy mothers day nairalanders.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mecNrIaWOA
RomanceRe: The legitimate concubine. by Toks2008(op): 11:30pm On Mar 30, 2019
ednut1:
expected
As you wan start another topic all together.

Any woman wey decide to marry many husbands at the same time nah her choice so that one nah digression.
RomanceRe: The legitimate concubine. by Toks2008(op): 10:52pm On Mar 30, 2019
ednut1:
same for women. As usual u wont agree
Abeg remain for lane.
RomanceRe: The legitimate concubine. by Toks2008(op): 10:32pm On Mar 30, 2019
ednut1:
Any pastor that cannot control his dick is fake. Ie iginla, suleman, oyakilome. Why are pple like oyedepo , kumuyi and adeboye into this pussy gamehuh
Not all men are monogamous... pastor or no pastor.

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