₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Do you kw the funniest. Thing the O P is a graduate and he run into a rich illiterate and he bring out is phone beg the illiterate for gud 3hrs to snap with him Op I dey shame for u SMH

Who graduate epp?

klassic:
[quqote author=Toks2008 post=39360908]


Ok sis but can i ask you a quick question.

If you had a legal wedding with someone and the bride price has not been paid will you say both of you are not yet married?

Toks2008,thanks for this wonderful write up. As a lawyer and as a Nigerian, the only marriage that is known, is the traditional marriage and if u like you can perform that statutory marriage which is performed at the court/marriage registry.(it's optional). You won't get jailed or penalised for nothing contracting one. White weddings is a hoax to me. An imported culture. Whites or westerners don't pay bride price. Over there, a young man can moved from Atlanta to San Antonio in Texas, see a girl he loves and marry her without parental consent. But in Africa, in Nigeria, marriage is between families and not the bride and the bridegroom alone. The girl is usually handed over to the husbands family and not the husband per say. Hence family (father) must be present or represented at least.
Now to the statutory marriage, it's trendy cos if u wish to travel out and/ or perform certain obligations, it will be required of you. And also in divorce proceedings the provisions of the Marriage Act and the Matrimonial Causes Act as usually adhered to, and the High Court has exclusive jurisdiction and this tends to favour the woman and the children of the marriage, hence the trendy nature. But the customary court has jurisdiction as per traditional marriages and the customs and traditions of the land are usually invoked which are often than none unfavorable to women(wivies).Hence they insist on statutory marriage.
Now let's look at it from the Jahoval witnesses point of view. They usually encourage members to perform one which is basically the traditional marriage, they have a service or marriage talk show in church and it's over. This was also brought down by the whites. Have you ever bordered to ask y this difference? In Africa, traditional marriage is paramount of that is our identity. That's what makes us Africans. Statutory marriage is as a matter of convince that can be performed any time after the traditional marriage. On a final note, no church or pastor will allegedly join couples in church, when the pride price has not being paid. No church does that. Have you every border to ponder on this and find out why? I rise.

Bro I'm just seeing this reply but I still want your direct answer.

We need to see the views of more people.

Climaths:
big bro you did not answer the asked o, but rather u compounded it. The question is as nigerian if u do a court registry wit out bride price in d eyes of the law and constistution are u married? Pls any body can answer dis

My brother I tire o..I just saw his response sef and it does not answer my simple question.

Dfinex:
it's easier said than done (for all those saying marry the one that loves me)...... all we can ask the good Lord is for him to give us a partner with whom the feelings will be mutual

Feelings are rarely mutual so pray that the guy loves you more.

Jadekitana:

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Sugar pie...how are you?

Cherlene:
I am a South African coloured.

Be rest assured, at bolded.

Cherlene

Oh i see,then you must really be endowed cos 8 out of ten southy ladies are really endowed.

Good

Cherlene are you a Nigerian? you don't look like it and i also hope you are that hot for real cos pics sometimes lie lol!

cherlene is indeed looking good "in the pics" and by the way why is jadekitana not on that list?

Most ladies up there are just pretty and not beautiful or even hot.

It takes more than a pretty face to be tagged hot or outwardly beautiful.

cherlene it is.

Most ladies up there are just pretty and not beautiful or even hot.

It takes more than a pretty face to be tagged hot or outwardly beautiful.

esonuu:
Op..ladies werent created to suffer or hustle 4 a man dats why Eve came wen all were already in position so by a lady enduring and staying true to u wen there are already rich guys out there who can pay her for same services she renders to u free of charge(cooking,small chores,encouragement,advice,perhaps sex),it means she's really there for u...pls dnt tel me u love her,she luvs u and dats why shes wit u..she can also chose to luv already made guy if she aint d gud type and if u fink u truely luv a lady wen u dnt hav much,wait til ur drms cum true and u'll see ursef change over nyt except u'r d type dat has a relationship wit God

I totally agree with you but unfortunately this is no longer the case in the world of today.

The so called rich guys are mostly interested in eating your cake and dispose you and many ladies know this which is why they stay with the struggling guy.

8 out of 10 ladies who claim they were there for their bae would have dumped the guy if they saw a real serious minded made dude.Fact!

laikas:
initialy he tot i was jst lazy, until he became a friend of the family, at times he comes unanounce meet me washing, cleaning or cookin and menh, he loves my food evrybody does dat i evn make eyanga to cook at home, most of the times, he comes to eat my delicious food.
cc: richez25

Now you are making sense.

karryn:
after everything u still get liver to date again? Abeg me never ready for any of those drama's again

Lol

Just be yourself and the right guy for you will come your way

klassic:
Being there for you, means going thru the best and worst moments with you.
E.g , I met my wife then a girl friend in 2006, she just sec school and computer school. She was working as a cashier in a cafe. Then I had nothing was still strolling in bathroom slippers. She choose to date me despite all the rich Yahoo guys asking her out who could spoil her. She had to quit her job in 2007 when I gained admission to Uni, she gave up her dream of going to Uni for me to finish mine while she managed all the businesses we had . Through thick and thin she was there, no money she was there , opening shop by 8am and closing by 10pm . Sometimes rain will drench her home, she never complained not even when her friends and family kept telling her I will dump her ass immediately after I graduate or finish Law school. The money she made from the biz assisted me thru school. She gave up Xmas dress, birthday gifts , risked her life for a better future for me and took care of me when I had severe chest pain and accident . Took care of my momma when she was hospitalized for weeks. She practically moved to the hospital.
We dated for 9years plus all through school before we got married this year. Her savings from the business helped me settled down as in major relocation to the city, a nice apartment and a cool car to stroll round while she got nothing for her self. Now that's a perfect example of the OP 's question. She is today my wife. Despite not been a graduate, she is my finest and most cherished jewel . A woman God used to mold my destiny when I was a complete mess nd contemplated suicide.

This is a clear perfect case of being there for a man.

Many ladies would love to leave a struggling guy but no better suitor and at the end they will start forming I was there for him.

laikas:
my dear i learnt my lesson ones and am no longer foolin myslf, there is dis guy am datin nw, i dnt wash, cook or clean for him and he respects me for dat fact. try it and see the outcome.
cc: karryn

You need serious flogging...you don't cook and clean for him like seriously?

No one is saying cook regularly cos you are not yet his wife but your comment suggests that you don't even do at all...YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN because trust me, if he is not complaining then he has no plan to make you his wife. FACT!

PUSIDRILA:
My Guy, Rent a three bedroom flat near Ring Road.

Put one babe in each room.

Use the Siting Room for Beer Parlour.


Each babe charges 2k per round.

If Each babe lays ten men per night that means you make 20k per babe and 60k per nite for the three babes.

........So now we have 60k per nite multiplied by 26 days in a month equals to 1.3 million naira per month.


Bros your own don better O

UPDATE- From the reactions to my post I can say this..
1-Nigerians are to emotional,Sentimental and judgemental. I will not say they are hypocrites but these 3 qualities I mentioned gets in the way of their thought proceses most times.
2- My post is a business suggestion. Biz na Biz and different strokes for different folks. Their are many human wants and if some people are ready to pay you to satisfy those wants, then business don shele be that.
3- For the 'Welfare Service' I posted, their are some administrative costs involved.
- You will not have only 3 babes working all 23 days. Instead you have like 9 babes -i.e 3 babes on shift per room.This will also help to provide variety for clients.
-Offcourse you go pay the babes better salary
-you will also pay salary for Barman,2 female assistants in the beer parlour and 2 Egbe wagers A.K.A Bouncers(they will aslo serve as pimps and make sure the babes no pocket the business money.
- Very importantly, you have to know and become friends with the DPO that controls that area and you go they ROGER am him share every month.
--Remember say this na Business, Even Church sef Na Business.

Satanic advice.

ireneony:
Slipped her finger inside her puni and turned non -virgin just like that.

The thing de pain me.
You go out on a date with a guy the first thing he ask is..are you a virgin.

This happened last april. ..i was at home bored when a call came in, i picked up my phone..saw a strange number and i was so reluctant(i dont go abt picking calls that are not on my contact) so i decided to answer the call. I heard a deep voice..#cut conversation short.
He told me he knew me from somewhere..
So we got talking. Oneday, he fixed a date we should meet which i oblige to.

On that sunny day we met at fancy restaurant. I won't lie, the food was one of the best i have ever tasted ..
We talked about ourselves.

This guy is from a wealthy family meh but very religious.
He Asked, are you are a virgin, i replied hmmmm nah"
His face was kinda sad. He told me he thought i was a decent girl. and i replied yes of course "I'm decent. .

He explained everything to me that he is a virgin and vowed to get married to a virgin aswell.; don't be angry, we can be friends you know, just friends. I was so furious in my mind. na wey i wan hammer na enemy don put sand for my garri.



To my question:
Nairalanders, do you think what he did was right?

Its all about his choice.

If a lady can choose a tall cute guy I see no reason why a guy can't choose a criteria he desires in a lady.

I have a 40 yr old virgin friend who has made up his mind to marry a virgin so if you are a virgin lady ready for marriage abeg use style quote me or send a pm to me.

I'm damn serious o cos the guy nah my bestie and he told me this in confidence.

lalasticlala what do you think?

histemple:
I am persuaded to agree with you. I think the major problem is Africans practice Christianity without applying wisdom. In fact, personal wisdom is foolishness to them.

In Matthew 10:22 the bible advised Christians to flee from any area where they are attacked or not received.

But no! An African will enter the battlefield where bullets are visibly flying. When the person dies, they will start saying it is the will of God and that they are happy the person has gone to heaven.

The other day, some people got themselves heavily drunk knowing that they will drive. Eventually the inevitable happened and all of them died in a ghastly head-on collision. Some people still said God knows why He allowed it to happen.

I think sometimes we blame or accuse God wrongly because He can't be the author of evil.

So spot on.

histemple:
That is it! The first usual reaction of African Christians in this kind of situation is "The dead has gone to heaven so let the killers repent".

Other times, we accuse God of permitting such acts. It's particularly annoying because it is difficult to believe that the same loving God who rescued Shadrack, Meshack and Abednego from a burning furnance would permit His evangelists to be killed in such a slow and painful fashion.

I still wonder what the bible was telling Christians in Matthew 11:12 when it said-------From the days of John the Baptist, the kingdom of God has been suffering violence and only the violent can take it by FORCE.

What the late woman told the told is just normal and it doesn't suggest that she had any premonition of death.

I'm a believer in Christ and inasmuch as I commend her boldness to go into a core Islam area to preach Jesus, I am also forced to conclude that she did not apply wisdom else she won't dare.

Even the king of kings while on earth used his discretion in some places he went.

As believers in Christ we must be as wise as serpent yet as harmless as a dove.

But the best part was that she died serving Jehovah...R.I.P sis.

John 8:59 reads;

At this, they picked up stones to stone him, but Jesus hid himself, slipping away from the temple grounds.

odimbannamdi:
Sir, i wont banter words with you.

I just want you to know that my question was sincere and devoid of an intentions to spite you.

Honestly, I never knew you had a dedicated thread for it, plus you have created over 194 topics, so it will be very hectic for me sieving through your topics in search of it.

I quoted you here and not on the other snail threads you posted on because this thread was the easily accessible one when i wanted to get your attention after every other means proved abortive (my PMs don't go and your 0909 number aint going through either)

I really find your outburst and choice of words very surprising. Anyway, since you have found my comments spiteful, I AM SORRY

My first response was innocuous but the way you replied me really got me pissed of but all good, I apologize for my outburst.

Do have a splendid night rest.

Jessidaisy4:
Whats so special about this..mtcheeew

Apparently there is scarcity of hot dudes in Kenya unlike naija wey get dem in abundance.

Even me self at my age still fine pass am...

odimbannamdi:
You know, with the very enlightening threads you pioneer on Nairaland, i least expected this very haughty comment from you. There are other polite ways you could have employed to make your point.

If i saw your snail thread, would i have come here to talk about it. Were you not the one who spammed every snail thread with a picture of snails and your ability to deliver back then? What did you expect?

Now you have become a "big supplier" and have suddenly forgotten your humble beginnings. Dont forget, pride goeth before a might fall. All the best sir

Guy you really need to learn some etiquette and stop brandishing an odoriferous altitude.

You left a thread where you ought to post your request to start quoting me here to make an off point request and does this make sense to you? to me that was an avoidable sarcasm and I owe you no apology.

You further reiterated your baseless egocentrism by asking me to contact you when you could have simply sent me a mail and I would have discussed the deal with you discretely and with absolute serenity.

It is apparent that you have no idea of what spamming means.

There was no case of spamming in an open interactive forum especially when the subject matter is discussed and there was no case of small beginning as I defined my module operand from the onset...MINIMUM ORDER APPLICABLE...but unfortunately all individuals that have contacted me can't meet up which necessitated my new policy.

And for the records, I did a little bit of psychology in my university days and my sixth sense tells me that what you did here was a childish act of mockery and this makes me wonder how old you are and your intelligent quotient level.

NEWS FLASH! I am an entrepreneur and snail business is good business which I decide to add to my business arsenal asides my corporate E-commerce firm so I'm not ashamed in anyway to indulge in it.

But in case my assertions are wrong, I still owe you no apology because you goofed big time by quoting me here when you had the decent option of sending me a mail or at least quote me on the thread you saw the info.

Stay blessed.

Countrygirl:
Where have you been?

I'm good. Thanks

Countrygirl:
Where have you been?

I'm good. Thanks

odimbannamdi:
Sir, i am interested in getting some snails. Lets talk on whatsapp, pls

Lol! you cracked me up big time.

You no go ask for snail on the thread it was posted.

Sorry I no longer do person to person but I only deal with big hotels and fast food restaurants so no need contacting you.
Its unfortunate that many people who call me can't meet up with the minimum quantity for supply.

You can check the snail markets for your deal.

Do have a great day

attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?

My broda e be like sey you be the type wey dey ask woman for sex.

Know her weak points,anytime u want the thing just start the touch stylishly from there and you will have access to her aso rock and in fact she will be the one to ask you in especially if you are good at giving oral...many women love that.

But no make am everyday o..sex no be food but with this I'm sure you can have it more than twice a week and a quality one at that.

Thank me latter

refiner:
Good morning and merry Sunday friends...

I don't seem to get a satisfactory answer to these...and I think here might be in a better position to give me the answers I crave for...

in my church,*name undisclosed*the pastor uses a phone to read bible....but I wish to ask if it's morally right for a pastor to use a phone to read bible while preaching...

it maybe ignored if it was being used by a member,but we are talking about a pastor here,who stands by the pulpit to preach the word of God...but instead of the bible,he uses a phone...

The most important is the logos which is the written word and not the object the words are read from.

I can't remember the last time I read from the printed booklet.

Bible is the written words and you can get any version you want just at a click from your device..

Rano85:
Why dress, pose and post sexy pic on social media in the first place? What else was she expecting?

Attention seeker.

Apparently she deserves that type of attention cos for every action, there is always an equal and opposite reaction.

lollmaolol:
Dont even try to meddle in this love affair. They will settle and see you as enemy. It's risky

Do not try at home

GBAM!

I will never meddle in any marital scuffle and if I must I will just say one sentence.

"Please try and resolve your issues cos God hates divorce."

Cos at the end nah you go use head carry am.