₦airaland Forum

Most people snore just that some do it louder.

Solution:

Sleep on your side with elevated pillows.

It reduces snoring drastically and could even stop it.

She is fine but her curves are not that fantastic.

gistmega:
I see nothing wrong with what the man is doing. He operates within his legal bound and the girl doesn't appear to be a minor with the optimistic cellulites I saw when he squeezed her ars.

If you post your business on Nairaland, it will never make front page. They will even block you. They will never assist you to excel. startups are suffocating because every route to success is closed by people with little power. When you make it by any means, they want to profit from your lifestyle.

Even though I do not consider his act morally responsible but live and let live. Don Jazzy has helped more people in need than all these moral compass handlers who come out here to condemn him.

The rape victims who ran away from their rapists need help but all the moral pundit will read the stories and hide in their old begrimed and mucky draperies.

The industrious Nigerians need assistance and knowledge. By constantly etching this kind of lifestyles in their memory, there will be more thugs and cultist in the future cos these become aspiring to them. Why aren't we celebrating the brains in town? Why aren't we celebrating the entrepreneurs? Why aren't we patronizing ourselves.

All the expensive wigs come from China. These are all made from simple materials that cost less than 500 naira in bulk purchase but sold for hundreds of thousands of Naira. And, a dull Nigerian girl who cannot distinguish between freight from fright will buy it.

A woman who has no plot of land will spend over a 2 million in a year just on hair. People play identity politics to trade the future of their children. You want this man to win because he is from your village. Even after 8 years in power, you will not benefit anything from him.

The west now is like a guillotine where heads are chopped off and sold for 15k naira. And, rather focusing on our problems, we immerse our soul in Ukraine and Russia.

Please, teach your kids IT skills. That is the new oil company. Everyone should go for it. The Indians are taking over the opportunities. They are highly sought after. The head of Microsoft, google etc are Indians. They get to that top cos they know a skill n demand.

Boys and girls should be encouraged to go for it. Buhari has broken this country. He has killed all the industries. Ralaxers, makeup, cutex, are made by Indians and Lebanese, bar soaps, detergent, Indomie etc.

We even name our country after them. In Lagos that place called 'Aswani' is not a place. It is the actual name of a broke Indian man who came to Lagos to sell clothes and became a Billionaire in dollar.

They will never integrate. They are part of the people killing local industries. The local oil manufacturer is not supported. Indonesian and Singapore sell palm oil in Canada and in the US. They got the seed from us in 1970ies.

Nigerians are busy killing each other while others use us as fishing hooks. In the east now, men and children are wasting sitting at home. Northerners are rejoicing not knowing that they are also affected. sit at home in this generation? Why not send everyone to the farm rather than sitting at home?

Every Nigerian crying over the cost of tomatoes should be slapped. Every home needs to have their small garden. Let your kids plant seeds in buckets. Go online and see how to plant few things at home. Dubai plants in the desert. plant something even if it is tomatoes. I cry for Nigeria.

The mentality of people kills. The world is moving forward, some people are still stuck in 1912

I painstakingly read through your nice piece despite your poor writing skills.

Anyways i have added paragraphs for you but please try to space out your write up next time.

Nice one.

Chiefochiefo:
More than 99% here won't read this. That's where our problems starts from. But show some currency or a girl with thick shape, you will get one million likes

Even me i did not read because the writer ought to understand that paragraph spacing is vital for ease of reading and comprehending

Porn don dey make front page for nairaland.

Cc: Lalasticlala shey you dey see?

linearity:
The age of consent in Nigeria is 18 years and not 11:

Section 31 (3) (a) of the Child's Rights Act 2003 states that,

“Where a person is charged with an offence (of unlawful sexual relations with a child) under this section (31 of the same act), it is immaterial that the offender believed the person to be of or above the age of eighteen years.”

In addition to that: Read up Section 7 of the Sexual Offense Bill of 2015, these are the punishment for age categories 0 to 18:

1. A person who commits an act which causes penetration with a child is guilty of an offence called defilement.

2. A person who commits an offence of defilement with a child aged eleven years or less shall upon conviction be sentenced to imprisonment for life.

3. A person who commits an offence of defilement with a child between the age of twelve and fifteen years is liable upon conviction to imprisonment for life.

4. A person who commits an offence of defilement with a child between the age of sixteen and eighteen years is liable upon conviction to imprisonment for life.

I have had this discussion before and i wont do that again.

Read my post again. THERE IS A DISCREPANCY and that can be leveraged on.

Furthermore, according to your post, we cant say baba ijebu defiled the girl but molestation could be more appropriate (At least from the video evidence) except there is more to what we watched.

luminouz:
A minor at 24 years of age

Maybe na Alien then o

The girl in question was 14 years and that is the one with a video evidence.

This guy should get a good lawyer. He can walk free but he must have learnt his lesson.

His lawyers can leverage on the discrepancy regarding age of consent in Nigeria.

The constitution is not entirely clear and i have had this discussion here before.

I dont support molesting in any form whether with a minor or adult but im acting as the "devil's" advocate here.

That video clearly showed that it was the girl that moved towards him which means she consented but the issue is that she is a minor.

If his lawyer can tilt the case towards the fact that the girl in question is of the age of consent in Nigeria, baba ijesha will walk free.

I wont bother responding to anyone who quotes me out of context.

This is why war makes no sense.

Laslas it will end but then, purposeful lives would have been wasted so what is the point?

Some people must be in the army but i honestly dont wish that profession for my enemy cos it's just too dangerous a job.

Gamesmart:
Please stop talking crap!

If you are using a small amount you can afford to lose to bet, it is not that bad.

If you are betting a significant amount of your income hoping to hit it big and "change your life" via gambling or lottery, you are either:

(a) sick in the head (aka addict) or (b) sick in the head (aka reetarded)

b is even worse when you justify your stuuupid actions with "there are people who have changed their lives positively through gambling".

Habba! No be fight nah abi why you come dey wail like a crying banchee.

We are having a discussion so please calm your raging nerves.

My point is clear,... You just dont run out of your marriage as if it is just a date.

If you dont gerrit, forgerrit. Good night.

Gamesmart:
A man who wastes and squanders the money that should be used to take care of the household and raise the kids is of no value as a husband.

The only circumstance that I would advise her to stay with him is if he agrees to have her control the access to all his income and then she gives him monthly pocket money. That is the only way to handle a gambling addict.

Otherwise he is useless in her life!

Gambling is bad but there are people who have changed their lives positively through gambling or is lottery not a form of gambling?

Furthermore, marriage is not like a dating affair where you can just leave especially when kids are involved.

loosingfaith519:
I recently discovered my husband has an addiction and I can't stay married to him.
As soon as money enters his hand, he starts funding some online app and start gambling.
We got married last year Nov.
We have needs and plans we agreed to achieve before the end of March. Which a better accommodation is one of our first goal. Our present accommodation is not ok at all.
On my own part, I'm saving to meet up with our Target, but I discovered, he has nothing. He collected contributions last month, over 200k. All that money wasted. He can't account for it.
January salary has entered, he has started wasting it again.

I'm expecting him to provide 300k at the end of this month. So, that when I sum it with mine, we can have over 600k. Get a decent accommodation and invest the rest.
We need to plan, save for our baby, but his attitude with money is not encouraging me.
The truth is, my husband is stressing me for lack of accountability.

Pls, how do I go about a peaceful divorce? I'm confused, because I'm pregnant.

All the things I'm seeing him do, suffocate me.
What do I do?
Pls, advise me.

You dont have to divorce him.

Just make sure you makr enough money to take care of yourself and make sure you have the number of kids you can cater for by yourself.

Shebbi nah gambling, you will surprised that some men have more terrible addictions.

Gambling can still bring in millions if he is fortunate, people make a living through gambling (i dont support it tho) but please its not worth a divorce.

Blood thirsty dictator

saphiere:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaksOKvIr-r/?utm_medium=copy_link

Nothing like a sinless 3some or 4some.

The feeling is out of this world. I envy this guy.

MALIGNANTGuest:
D combination of Beans, Moi Moi & Akara

Fart factory

Ayamase sauce and rice.

Infact I'm eating it as i type

No bill for resource control.

bluefilm:
Of course, it can't.

Anybody watching porn knows that porn is nothing but fantasy.

So if anyone should allow what they see in porn to control or dictate their lives in reality, that is nothing but their own cup of garri.

You obviously have no clue about the mental damage porn has done to the lives of people and that is what this thread is pointing out...to let many people understand the fakeness of porn.

OkCornel:
These things have been happening.

Anyways, no Jewish temple constructed yet…so nothing dey happen.

You get sense.

People should forget end time talks or rapture talks until a temple is built in west bank Jerusalem.

What people should worry about is the day they die which can happen at anytime hence the need to embrace christ.

bluefilm:
How do you think this will help?

I doubt if it will ever help someone with your type of username

phr0nesis:
E don reach o

Nairaland mods no fit see this one troway face

The mod must be a womanizer

GoodHardDick:
This nonsense should not make FP

The mods should take note!

I believe lalasticlala is not the mod that pushed this to front page. Cos he Relegated a fantastic thread i created to sexuality section. So seing something like this on frontpage makes me wonder.

A fantastic thread that should make front page.

https://www.nairaland.com/6942355/pornography-vs-reality-seven-facts

RealGboy:
20 likes on this and I'll drop the remaining parts of the storiy.. I need to know people are following

Just saw this... You are a good story teller and writer.

You may consider writing for movie producers. Kudos.

But i dont like the new twist in your story. Everything sound so real until this last update. Maka why person go kill two people in cold blood because you refused to follow him.

Is he not scared of getting arrested or lynched?

Needadvice200:
Sorry I had to create new account to remain anonymous.

Please men of the house I seriously need advice. Straight to the point, we've been married for 6 years now and I love her so so much, our compatibilities is 100%. We have a beautiful baby girl and we are still currently living together at the moment.
Since we married things has been extremely bad for us unlike before we married. Though I myself was down with sickness for years that almost took my life but God revived me and she stays with me. My business doesn't require my presence (networking) because currently am still getting money but not much. let's say 20k average which of course not much for the family.

Now here is my problem, from 3 or 4 different CONFIRMED sources we were told that my lack of money it's from her that she belongs to a spiritual evil cult (Elegbe omo) that her own is spiritual rags group (egbe akitan, or alakisa) that whoever sleeps with them, their things will going down for them, finance wise and all. I hope I described it well tho and that even she herself is not aware but they do tell her severally. and she has been praying yet things keep getting worse for us.

in fact sometimes ago a pastor saw a vision for her that whoever sees her physically putting on a good cloth that she's beautiful but spiritually it is rags on her body. That she will Pray and fast for 3 days (deliverance) which she did yet things keeps getting worse for me in fact right now I am begging to feed.

When I realized this I stopped having sex with her for months and my business really really improved.
Throughout last year I can count how many times we had sex not up to 4 times and I did not cheat on her because I love her so much but for how long? It's not easy to be on the same bed with your wife and not want to have it but anytime we have it we must suffer for it for months.
The loan sharks on my neck are up to 7. Am just collecting loan to pay another to avoid their embarrassment. One is even threatening my life now (LCredit) as I could not pay the overdue loan.

My head is full with many thoughts. I love her and my baby which is just 2yrs. i want to succeed, I want my family. how long can we be staying without sex? am so so worried. Though I was told it's not her fault but what can I do because it has been affecting us for years now until now.

I don't know if anyone had a similar experience to please share. I need help because I am seriously considering leaving her but I will take full responsibilities of my baby.

I will be in comment section if case of any questions.

Thank y'all

Bro your mind is playing tricks on you.

Nigeria economy is the village witch worrying Nigerians.

kansoboy:
Are u 10 yrs old?
Do research Nd come back

Tell me what i don't know. Methuselah

UK is one of the most humane countries in the world.

obembet:
There is questions I want to ask our religion brothers and sisters here..

Please can someone educate me why God allow all this suffering? Watching innocent children suffering, watching wicked man Killing the unharmed people, watch wicked one living longer in wealthy life?

Geni Sani abachi is one the most wicked man we have in this country, after his death, his 4th generation can never be so poor like adenuga or adeleke, look at the wicked people In North sponsor boko Haram and bandits, they are enjoying life, according to the history, Gumi father enjoying life more than anyone in North. Look at Buhari, Putin, Africa slavery... etc. Why God is watching all this people without any action on them. This people nare living longer and leave inheritance for the generations to come

Don't you think wicked are enjoying life then good people?

Please correct me with fact if am wrong.

GOD cares more about our souls.

People must die in one way or the other.


Read more on this article i wrote.

https://www.nairaland.com/5070962/why-does-god-allow-tragic

Stretch marks are very normal especially when they appear where it matters.

avalon7:
You are obviously not into tech. Some entry level position in tech pay that amount.

I have made it clear that we have contract staff who are not permanently employed and those ones get high pay so dont confuse the two.

There are basically two types of employment which are permanent staff and contract staff.

I guess he did not specify but no permanent staff in any tech industry makes £90k except the very few ogas at the top.

Golan007:
Let me tell you one thing, except he's living in a village in Derbyshire, he'll most likely live in a small flat whilst spending 1k pounds on that alone.

Car - 300 pounds a month

Phone, broadband, Netflix - 180

Council tax - 200

Electricity - 120

That's already 1800 pounds without even paying for fuel and clothes and feeding.

Lies.

Car no be by force

Phone broadband Netflix is less than £80

Electricity is less than £50

Princedapace:
Healthcare is expensive anywhere. Nigerians want cheap Healthcare that delivers like machine.

If u had paid for quality Healthcare, I'm sure they would have attended to ya here. May her soul rest in peace.

UK has the best Healthcare system in the world or perhaps, one of the best.

NHS offers free treatment to everybody whether you are a cutizen or a visitor in the case of emergency treatment.