monfizzy: Highest tech salary £65k? Where did you get this untrue figures from. I’ve tech friends who live here and earning £10k plus a month. I’m not saying this story is true but the inference that highest tech jobs are within £65k range is blatant false.
Those are probably contract staff. Contract staff earn more than permanent employees. Ask them.
AsgardEmmy: My guy, most of the people giving advice on this issue are ignorant of situations of things in UK. 4k pound at the exchange rate of 750naira is equivalent to 3m. That is times 2 of your salary in nigeria.
Let talk of cost of living in UK. If you are not living in London, you can get 2 bedrooms flat for 700 to 800 per month. Go to zoopla.co.uk to confirm this. Other bills including council tax and food should be around 500 to 700 depending on the size of your family. If you are using a car, you should be ready to pay more bills. With this analysis, you can save as much as 2k from your 4k earning. That is equal to your 1.5M in Nigeria. Remember you have access to best free health service, better security, good and free education for your children. Constant Water, gas and light supply and better opportunities in life over there. I think you can understand me brother.
Now I know why people are suspicious of stories on Nairaland. No one will make an after tax offer to you in the UK. You either pay through PAYE or you sort out your own tax outside IR35. In both cases your offer will be your gross annual salary.
Tell me I am a hater but no one is offering you a £90,000/year job in the UK from Nigeria simply because you are 'tech bro', Whatever dafuq that mean. I dont care if you can write perfect API code straight from sleep or you are a developer, SDET, BA, Architect, PM all rolled in one.
very true.
He said 4k after tax so lets say he pays high tax of 40% since he will be earning over 50k per annum i guess that will come to about £5500 a month which is about £90k a year.
But right now the highest tech salary is within the range of £65k a year.
HenryIgwe01: My name is Henry, 27 yrs old. I am new here, it was my younger sister who introduced me to nairaland. She is a member here.
Brilliant and intellectual minds are here so I believe you people can help me with an advice because I am so depressed and I don't know who to talk talk to about my depression.
I'm a stammerer, a chronic and dreadful one at that. I can repeat an initial word like forever before I could complete my statement. It has made me hate my life and existence. I have a very low-self esteem, I can't express myself, I can't even approach a girl not to talk of being a relationship because I'm afraid of being mocked.
I'm a graduate in accounting education from AAU. I have always dreamt of becoming a lecturer/teacher. I'm smart and intelligent, I love to impact knowledge but I can't express myself. It's a big disability for me.
Back then in University, when i went for my teaching practice, the first day I taught in a classroom, I sense an undesirable atmosphere. I knew the students were trying to laugh but they respected their selves. When I got home, I locked myself and I cried.... But life goes on.
I graduated 2017, I went for nysc 2018. Since then my life has no bearing. I have not achieved anything. I feel inadequate despite I read a lot and I'm intelligent. It pains me I can't communicate to impact knowledge without stammering.
My father is making it worse for me, he compare me with other guys, he has never appreciated any thing I've done for him, he talks down on me. He finds fault in anything I do, he talks as if I created myself.
My mom and siblings are the reason why I haven't committed suicide. They encourage me everyday, especially my mom who is sick now.
I prefer to be completely deaf and dumb than for me to talk and not be able to express myself.
God is not perfect. If God was perfect, he would not have created some people with disability or deformity. Some people were born crippled, deaf, blind etc.. And you wanna tell me God is perfect? He's a partial and sentimental God. I try to understand his vision but all I see is damages.
Please I'm so depressed. I need advice.
Sing out your words with style and you will be amazed how fluently you will communicate.
soundOsonic: Begging isn't scamming, the question of whether or not it is a scam is dependent on the person who is given, he/she would have done video call
Let me tell you one strange thing about giving...
In most cases, people who give are not rich people, but they are just kind hearted so even if the person is scamming you, the good part is that you the giver will still receive the blessings that come with giving but the reciever will remain even more miserable in the long run because the money will turn to a curse on the scammer.
You don't even need any video call before you give. Just follow the dictates of your heart.
hussey1149: Am seeking for a financial help to start up a business even if it is the equipment I will be glad to get them,I have been trying and trying to be able to have this business and support my family it's really been tough for I and my husband and am looking for a way to support him in somethings very soon our baby will start eating I don't know how hard is going to be then which is why am seeking out for a help please if there is any way anyone can help me please do help me I will be very grateful tnkz
Babe not everyone will have time to PM you so state clearly what you need talking about the equipment n cost.
hussey1149: Life is the tragedy,' he said bitterly. 'You know how they categorize Shakespeare's plays, right? If it ends with a wedding, it's a comedy. And if it ends with a funeral, it's a tragedy. So we're all living tragedies, because we all end the same way, and it isn't with a goddamn wedding.. are you waiting till we die before you care for us ? what can actually be the solution to this so much pain suffering that is endless ? how painful to lose my home after all our efforts? will this trial time be over? somebody tap me and tell me it will be alright. am in pain I can't endure anymore. he's trying his best I do support him but we still don't improve. he's a good man but his job pays less. we are going down. am worried he might lose his mind and kill himself. what pains a man working hard most to see his family in shame pain and total homeless ? save me my family save us. he is a good man in his trial times.
our landlord has been disturbing us for house rent since last month january when we are supposed to pay for the house rent but things has been very difficult for us the little we earn from the little business am doing with my husband is not enough we are using it on feeding and right now the landlord has giving us ending of this month to park out of the house if we didn't pay.we went to the bank for a loan but we are not eligible we have done everything we could but nothing seem to work out.
Just curious. How much is the rent? Maybe somebody here can assist.
Ifesinachi22: Whether first day at school or last day at school, the bottom line is that you snatched your fellow woman's husband. I may not agree with Tonto all the time but her faith awaits you.
Go and ask Nuela Njubigbo how Market. She snatched Tchidi Chikere from his wife Sofia Tchidi Chikere in 2014. A woman that gave Tchidi Chikere 3 handsome boys. She denied them the privileges of being with their father. Where's the marriage now? It crashed.
Finally, na the guy wey bang a girl for the first time na he really enjoyed the Kpekus. All other banging that some guys kill themselves for na waste product. How much did the niggars that bang her for the first time spend? Probably 500, a Bottle of Maltina and biscuit.
Guys that will bang the remnant later will have to pay House rent, shop rent, school fees, hospital bill for Papa and or Mama including regular allowance.
Honestly, love has become seriously monetize. Love is disgustingly expensive these days. And we are just one of numerous shareholders.
Sorry o but all you wrote here sounds funny.
Which one be remnant? The sweetness of the vgina has nothing to do with wether it has been fvcked before.
Maobichek: I don't agree with you on this, some people both men and women can exceed 3 months without sex and "self service."
It's a thing of the mind ok, you can condition your mind or stress from work may even make you forget about sex. Some time last 2 years, i spent 4 months in the North East, Baba everything about sex ran away from me (you hardly have sexual urge where there is always gun shot now and then.)
The guy spoke about ladies but you sounded like a guy.
Anyways there are always exceptions but if 8 out of 10 ladies cant stay for 3months without at least using their fingers then we may cinclude that hardly can any lady wait.
It is easier for a lady to pleasure herself than a guy.
tydi: A man identified as Maxwell Banzi, is currently trending on Facebook after he shared how he stopped himself from cheating on his wife with an old co-worker.
Man shares
According to him, the said co-worker contacted him on Facebook and revealed that she was interested in him and is willing to do anything to be in his life.
After receiving the message, Maxwell who was lying in bed beside his wife, said he thought about the lady’s proposal and concluded that his wife doesn’t deserve to be cheated on.
Read his full post below,
“As I was sleeping with my partner last night �I got a notification from fb. I stood up to check; it was a friend request from a lady. I decided to go through her profile to know who she is. Finally, I found out that it was my old time coworker.
I accepted her friend request and she sent me a massage “Hello” since I was still online. I replied “Hi, I heard you are in a serious relationship ” I responded, “Yes”. she said, “I used to have a huge crush on you and I was afraid to tell you but I’m not afraid anymore✋really love you and I’m willing to do whatever it takes just to be part of your life”.
Hmmm�I quickly closed the chat to make sure my partner was sleeping�and I just slid off the bed and sat my ass down and asked myself is this girl worth my time�.
I looked at my lovely wife , she was deeply sleeping after the busy and exhausting day she had from taking care of our son and chores. As I was still looking at her, something came into my mind. “This woman doesn’t deserve to be cheated on, look at how safe and comfortable she’s sleeping in our bed. She really trusts me so much that I can’t hurt her” I started thinking, ” she left her family, her caring mother and father, who at all times were providing almost everything she needed and her siblings who always brightened her day. But she decided to leave all that behind just to come and share her entire life with me. All these thoughts and more were driving me crazy. Then I asked myself, “how can I do this wickedness to this innocent woman?”
So I hurriedly picked up my phone and hit the “BLOCK” button.I turned to my lovely wife and I rolled over to the bed and cuddled her and she adjusted herself to accommodate me�♥️ I can’t afford to lose her trust or make her cry. Never!
I really hope my bond with my partner doesn’t break, I really love my Ayanda Chantell Mnyambo ❤️�”
See his post below,
lalasticlala
I hope she will do the same cos if a lady wants to cheat they no dey send o.
The Enyioha1 of Abia state and now the Jagaban of Adamawa.
Come 2023 he will crown it up when he becomes the commander in-chief of the Nigeria Armed forces. I present to you, the incoming president of the federal republic of Nigeria
Today, Feb 22, 2022 (which can also be written as 22-2-22) is a palindrome day and you should perhaps do something important today, or at least that is what many cultures across the world believe.
In some cultures, palindrome days are considered lucky. Perhaps, it is the beauty of symmetry that such dates have to offer, or it somehow signifies some kismet connection, but many couples choose palindromes as dates to tie the knot. Such dates are also closely associated with spirituality. Palindrome dates are also considered mathematical rarity for their impeccable symmetry.
Interestingly, today’s date is not only a palindrome but also an ambigram. Ambigram means, if you arrange the digits of today’s date, in vertical order, it would read the same upside down as well.
Apart from being a palindrome and an ambigram, February 22 is also a TWOday as the number 2 is repeated several times today. For starters, the year is 2022, and this is the second month of the year, and the date is 22 as well. Therefore, according to the American system, the date would be written as 2/22/22 today.
The last double (both a palindrome and ambigram) was on February 12, 2021, and believe it or not, the next time we will see such a date will not happen for years. Apparently, it will be Feb 8, 2080 that will be both a palindrome and an ambigram.
The last palindromic date that we saw, however, was February 2, 2022 (earlier this month). In 2020, February 2 was also a palindromic date. But, let us point out that such dates are rare every millennium. This millennium we have only 60 palindromic dates, and we have already wasted some of them. Therefore, if you are someone who believes in luck, and fate, block your calendar today, and don’t let today go by insignificantly.
However, if you are fence sitting, let us point out that the next time both day/month/year and month/day/year formats aligns will be on March 3, 3030 (03/03/3030), and we may not be so ‘lucky’ to get the opportunity to seize that day. So, Carpe Diem.
Vulcanheph: I just pity the nigerian students that think that they've escaped ASUU by moving to UK not knowing that they'll experience Strike too. .
I won't be surprised if our yeye FG will make a statement like this "The U.k. universities are currently on strike, so it's ok for ours to also go on strike"
The question you should ask is "how often do UK universities go on strike"?
His past record as a money launder and handy man for drug cartel is a stain and we dont want such reputation as a country with a president who was named as a bag man for drug dealers that he had to forfeit about $450M to the America government when he could not defend himself.
He is a great man, i respect him and hold him in high esteem as an astute politician but he is unfit to be the president of the most populous black nation on earth. We simply cant deal with that stigma.
This is not defamation of character, it happened and even Tinubu himself can't deny this.
Whether he was convicted in a court is not relevant in this case but the fact that he was named and the fact that he forfeited such a huge sum is in itself an admittion of involvement in the crime else he would never had given up a whopping 460Million Dollars.
Chijeep: AM NEWLY HAPPILY MARRIED: My wife can't wash I bought washing machine. My wife can't cook n I employed a cook. My wife can't sweep n I employed a house maid. My wife can't pound yam n I bought pounder. My wife can't drive n I employed a Driver. Pls Am I really a caring husband or a Simp
You try jare.
Dont mind the men who are looking for house maid in the name of wife material.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 1.5M Monthly In Nigeria Vs 4k Pounds Monthly In The UK by Toks2008(m): 1:56pm On Feb 24, 2022
