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If I'm not into you, I'm not into you- its that simple.

If I'm into you but for personal reasons of my own, decide not to get into you, it's my prerogative.

If I'm not feeling you, but you think I'm feeling you but playing hard to get, that's your prerogative.

If you consider yourself all that and are insulted I'm not worshipping your awesomeness like other females who faint in ecstacy at your approach, then call me bow/k legged, cross eyed, or any other name that will make you feel better.

You may think you're sexy- it doesnt mean I have to agree! Sex isnt the only yardstick else Tuface would be the king of Nigeria.




@ topic

some women say they regret passing up on marriage offers when they were younger. But get to know them better and you'll find out deep down a lot of them actually prefer being single.

where's your picture since you say you fine pass your internet boohoo.

Make I check say no be me you yab so!

Whenever I crack a joke and she smiles, It looks like she is crying.I couldn`t bear it  because she was not what I expected. . That was when I said to myself, no wonder she has always decline my request of sending her pictures to my mail box

boohoo



you daft no be small sef- maybe your hot actual date was at another table watching your reaction to the decoy.

whatever!!!! You forgot to thank God it wasnt a male waiting for you!! Unless that dont matter!

Anyway, tell me another story

I wonder how naija men coped before the invention of tv, photos and photoshop. No need to answer the question!

anyway, the road to pedophilia is paved with good intentions!

190:
@tpiah
dem send u follow me!
pls.i dont touch my woman
cos she's my missin rib,
she;s God sent and wont dare a man
like what this minister who steals money abt
is talking abt,
so pls,

my bad!!!

I thought you said you like dealing your women dirty slaps and punching them to oblivion in order to show who's boss when they cross the line with their sharp and nasty mouths!!!

maybe I should go back to English class since I got confused by your clearly defined aggro!!!

its very wrong for ladies to keep their surname after marriage, because all kinds of jobless people like      will start putting mouth in other people's business as if its their own.

so to avoid this kind of pokenoser inserting his/her long nose where it doesnt belong, women should always endeavor to take on their husband's name after marriage.

Because people like        are very worried about this kind of thing! Its not good for our culture and leads to lack of respect for the god given headship of the naija men.

Ladies should avoid upsetting  in this manner because we dont want our cultural values to be lost forever and we dont want to be disrespecting  's naija brothers since it upsets them him so much.

Do not let westernization turn your head!!! Our female ancestors always took on their husband's surnames- why rock the boat now?


And why making  get his knickers in a twist?

190:
so is this true
so u mean women are this powerful
hmm,
na wah ooh
if na so una for help david kill Goliath naa,
Arrant nonsense from another FOOL like dat FASHOLA guy

its for you to abuse Fashola.

Its for Fashola to constantly shine and do his thing.

Keep typing, you hear? Nothing spoil!

jealousy no be crime!

_{shouldnt you be out battering your woman btw?}

sugar pie honey bun

who's Michael bay? Did I miss something?




Poster, much as I love these love nwantintin stories especially when it involves Yoruba and Igbo _{gosh I'm bad- may God help me,} firstly, AS and AS marriage isnt advisable because whatever love you thought you had could quickly vanish in the face of SS offspring.

secondly, you know what they say- marry someone who loves you, not just someone you love. The man was only milking the overflowing ice cream you were throwing at him- who wouldnt.


Anyway, since you had happy times together, you'll have those memories to console you in the future, like i said before.

However, all the love nwantintin from him that you're swearing by, e get as e be, because I have people whose multiple girlfriends can reprint your exact story here, and say its their own. ie they experienced the same thing until life came at them fast. Am not supporting players ,but now you know some men wear their feelings on their sleeves, and having happy times with you doesnt mean the dude cant have the same kind of happy time with someone else. Forget all the crying- no be naija man?

Wishing you the best and is this a true story? And dont worry, if it is, you'll get over him whenever you're ready.

debosky:
Don't judge - they started when she was 17 now she is 29. 

sorry, but I have to when women sell themselves short over something they'll regret and moan about later on.


Didnt Omotola"s husband marry her at 18? This lady clocked 24,25,26 right before her dude's face and all he gave her was cake, if at all he even did.


How can someone date a girl for 12 solid years with nothing to show for it? What else is left for him to find out about her that he doesnt already know, will she appreciate or depreciate in his eyes, and if she wasnt good enough for him to marry for 12 years, when will she ever be good enough? After she turns 39?

I know too many women who were left high and dry after the man chopped them freely for years oh

Not good at all. Some remain bitter for a long time afterwards.

woman that betrays or seeks to destroy, ridicule or shame her husband or lover destroys and diminishes her own spirit and wounds her own soul; not only is she not worthy of being loved by any, but she is not the material for a man of destiny, she is not of the stuff that true women are made.

man that betrays or seeks to destroy, ridicule or shame his wife or lover destroys and diminishes his own spirit and wounds his own soul; not only is he not worthy of being loved by any, but he is not the material for a woman of destiny, he is not of the stuff that true men are made.

what a joker!!

Are his mistresses and mistress "procurers" here on nairaland?

TOYOSI20:
Beyonce - Halo  

same here

badman:
beyonce tried on this one, 4

though the song was meant for leona

I think it would have rocked with leona (seems more like her style), but it's still great.


And MY Micheal Ealy is in it

can this guy get any hotter?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AgyIEnBRE

DaPhoenix:
The dude was freaking cute.

hands off!!! For my eyes only!

zigbo:
like the somg nt love. . .video em em em boringggg

the Beyonce effect unfortunately. She tried but <<shrugs>> Probably why Leona was first choice.

Madonna would have done well with it too. Britney? No.

stretch mark oh, cellulite oh, if you no like my own which resembles the adverts popping up at the top and bottom of this page, na your wahala be that!

I no send anybody message!

@ the jobless OP and his loonies all over this thread

If Kim Kardashian can rock hers why cant I rock mine.

Idiots!!

sure.

jack tweed:
But say the truth! You have Stretch marks on your Yansh. . .Oya confess! No shame

you've still failed to say what exactly is wrong with having stretch marks on your yansh?

Are you 100% sure you have none on your own butt?

who's the father of her baby?

Becomrrich:
sorry it is culture, even a yoruba woman gives her husband food on her kneels.

heh- on her kneels ko

This is the 21st century. Unless the man grew up in a rigidly traditional home, I shouldnt think he'd expect that.

is Jack Tweed Adam Brody?

can two different people have this kind of identical attitude?

anyway, I dont even know if I have stretch marks on my derriere unless I check the mirror and can look backwards like a giraffe.


those of you who specialize in ogling a woman's front or behind for stretch marks- na una sabi! Nothing spoil!

abeg becomerich what's the meaning of all this you're typing?

I repeat- the wife is doing it as her way of showing respect for her hubby.

Its not a general culture and neither does it mean others who dont do exactly the same, are disrespecting their husbands.

JJYOU:
tpia said i can marry as many as she like didnt she?

i beg pretend you didnt see my number.  it is only for people who want to link me wuth calabar women.you may call again when tpia is not watching.

which tpia are you referring to? My own tpia or the other one?

JJYOU:
we all have a past. toh, i was just praying temporary blindness for you, tpia and telefone without wire on this. i know she is definately coming herebefore i come from church now 2 of u have shown your face. pls mercy my dear sisters. mercy i beg.

I think you're alarming yourself unnecessarily.

The average Naija male cant handle being told his girlfriend had an abortion. Even some men whose girlfriends did multiple abortions on their behalf, can still condemn a woman they're dating, if they hear she has that in her past.

Some will condemn a woman for being a baby mama. Others will condemn her for having had an abortion.

What exactly is your fear here?

The woman should ask God's forgiveness first, and the rest will fall into place. But what she doesnt need is someone who will hold that against her forever.

I pray you also get temporarily blinded, btw.

which one is 12 year relationship nah?

I cant even read the rest of your story.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=267749.msg3809039#msg3809039 date=1241198228]i can imagine all the above posters farting and spoiling the air around them after a meal of egg [/quote]egg only makes you fart in Nigeria.

overseas, its more likely to reduce gassiness when eaten in moderation No idea why.

Dont you see the number of whites scarfing down these things everyday?

becomerich in food section? amazing! _{the end is nigh}

Becomrrich:
It is not an Ijebu culture, it is a Yoruba culture. When I was young my mother use to do it. And if my father was not around. I was the first son of the house. My mother would call me to taste it first. When she get the permission from my father. And I am not Ijebu. It is a yoruba culture.

never heard of anything like that _{as far as I remember,} not even in my friend's houses.

they even have the noise on their website

Secretz:
@ poster, did you put your face there to know that information?

yes, of course.