₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,707 members, 8,513,304 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 November 2026 at 06:00 PM

Toggle theme

Tuzle's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Tuzle's Profile › Tuzle's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 (of 119 pages)

Romance › Re: 24 Year Old Man & His 80 Year Old Lover Are Trending On Social Media (pics/vid) by tuzle(m): 11:28am On Feb 29, 2024
The woman doesnt look like an 80year old
Education › Re: Stop Using CHATGPT For Your Assignments by tuzle(m): 5:17am On Feb 28, 2024
Only a mumu Nigerian student will use chatgpt and also use quillbot or any other ai paraphrasing tool to paraphrase without editing it into their own words.
Health › Re: Can A Married Man Stay With Out Sex. What Are The Implications To His Health. by tuzle(m): 5:14am On Feb 28, 2024
Yankee101:
Prostrate cancer loading

Don’t even try it

You’re either married or you’re not
this is not true as people who have sex also get prostrate cancer
Sports › Re: Salah Is Not World Class – Aiyegbeni Names Six Best African Players by tuzle(m): 4:49pm On Feb 26, 2024
Mitsurugi:
Haaland in Madrid kwa? But no one knew Haaland from Molde and Salzburg till Dortmund. In fact he was so unknown Manchester United refused to buy him when he was in Molde


Well for Di Maria in Manchester United.... look at him in Real and after Manchester United the difference is clear 😂😂😂
it is hazard I wanted to type but haaland came to my head. Even Henry played for juve and didn't shine.
Sports › Re: Salah Is Not World Class – Aiyegbeni Names Six Best African Players by tuzle(m):
[img][/img]
Mitsurugi:
He has a point (except Adebayor and Jay-Jay on that list. Okocha na pure sentiments grin) A player will always succeed in a good team. And Liverpool is phenomenal.

I've always wondered why didn't Salah shine at Chelsea, Fiorentina and Roma? He's not so good with Egypt too. Salah is good but.....

Drogba, Kanu, Yaya all individually brilliant players won multiple trophies. Kanu even won an FA Cup with Portsmouth a low ranked club. They have done well for their countries too. Mane won the AFCON over Salah

Maybe it's just me but I felt Mane leaving exposed Salah.
that is why hazard didn't shine in Madrid or di maria didn't shine at Manu abi
Politics › Re: Onanuga: Issues Raised By NLC Has Been Addressed, They Have A Hidden Agenda by tuzle(m): 7:06am On Feb 26, 2024
Some apc supporters will never make heaven. That is all I have to say.
Crime › Re: US Man Accused Of Making $1.8m From Listening To His Wife's Remote Work Calls by tuzle(m): 8:22am On Feb 24, 2024
nairalanda1:
Then the SEC would have told her that 'But how sure are we that you are not lying to us madam? '
provided she can defend herself and her husband supports her case then she is fine. I am basing this on some cases I have read about which occured in America.
Crime › Re: Girlfriend Mourns, As Angry Lizard Bites Man To Death In His Room by tuzle(m): 8:20am On Feb 24, 2024
gabmanuel:
Does bite from lizards kill??

When I was younger, I witnessed a lizard bite someone, and the guy is still alive and healthy now, and was never sick from the lizard's bite.
the lizard is a venomous one. If u read the post, u would see the species there.
Crime › Re: US Man Accused Of Making $1.8m From Listening To His Wife's Remote Work Calls by tuzle(m): 8:12am On Feb 24, 2024
Wait, they could have just agreed that if the feds later found out, only the man will take the fall since that is what later happened. She would have just said she wasn't aware that was what he was doing and once he supports her statements won't she be let free.
Food › Re: Hungry Man Indomie Is Now ₦800 by tuzle(m): 4:51pm On Feb 23, 2024
Tap0lane:
Are you Igbo because if you are i do not believe this update but if it is anyone else then i might consider it to bw true.
u can just go to any shop and check. This will prove if he is right or wrong.
Celebrities › Re: Young Jonn Undergoes Hair Transplant After Being Trolled Over His Hairline by tuzle(m): 9:32am On Feb 22, 2024
EnglandAmaka:
Rain started here in Lagos as early as 5am till now it still falling heavily.
how I wish it was the same here.
Sports › Re: Osimhen & Boniface Beat Ronaldo As World Best Strikers By SPORTbible by tuzle(m): 6:03pm On Feb 21, 2024
pquaver:
[/b].. Make una dey lie small small.. Second highest goalscorer means what? Someone is also the 3rd and the 4th highest goal scorer even sometimes is the 12th so if he is the 2nd so what? Saka has more goal and assists in same amount of games even though saka is playing for arsenal and with lesser known names... Man utd would had won their trophies ucl epl etc before cr7 joined them.. Put saka in man city make check something
oya o mention the other player that has won balon dor in epl?
Properties › Re: "As A Guy You Should Already Own A House At 21" - Slay Queen by tuzle(m): 12:37pm On Feb 21, 2024
It is possible but very very hard. U need to be either from a rich home where job is waiting for u when u finish or into fraud or some kind of power online money making method. Let say some finished secondary school at 15, went to uni immediately and graduated at 19 went for service and finished at 20. He would only have a year to save up to build the house which is very hard but not impossible.
Crime › Re: Sesan Adelabu Kills His Wife Bolu, Commits Suicide by tuzle(m): 12:28pm On Feb 21, 2024
Someone that owe u large amount of money can kill someone and his wife and make it look like suicide because bi investigation will be done.
Sports › Re: Osimhen & Boniface Beat Ronaldo As World Best Strikers By SPORTbible by tuzle(m): 12:19pm On Feb 21, 2024
pquaver:
Una don come again show us how prolific he was in man utd return.... Yeyeyeye
see them. People who don't know anything about football. The second return of Ronaldo to Manu he was the second highest goal scorer in England that season and he was 36 years old. He scored a total of 145 goals for Manu and won the balloon dor in epl. No other player as done that since then. Don't forget he was a winger during his first time at Manu.
Sports › Re: Osimhen & Boniface Beat Ronaldo As World Best Strikers By SPORTbible by tuzle(m): 10:17am On Feb 21, 2024
alizma:
Living in denial is ones great personal enemy. The list is for now not for the future. Appreciate their efforts and move on, it will help you a lot. Change is constant, Ronaldo was once ahead of others when age was on his side too.
no one is living in denial here. The fact the person who made the post decided to use Ronaldo to show that those two are good striker is kind of absurd. Comparing boys that haven't reached 25 with someone that is 39 when there are still younger guys topping the list.
Sports › Re: Osimhen & Boniface Beat Ronaldo As World Best Strikers By SPORTbible by tuzle(m): 10:15am On Feb 21, 2024
Angelfrost:
Seriously??! What's the matter with you??!

Was Ronaldo supposed to be topping that list, after all these years of being on top??!

How is it an achievement for these younger men to be ahead of CR-7?

The real achievement is that he is even still top 10 at his age.


Wake us up when any of those young men achieve half of what Ronaldo has. tongue
don't mind the guy. Who on that list can even compete with prime Ronaldo.
Sports › Re: Osimhen & Boniface Beat Ronaldo As World Best Strikers By SPORTbible by tuzle(m): 10:10am On Feb 21, 2024
Ronaldo is 39 and shouldn't be used as comparison for any striker in the world. Show me just two strikers at 38 who were still as prolific as Ronaldo. If they take Ronaldo to Bayern Leverkusen he will be as prolific as Boniface.
Business › Re: Forex Crisis: FG Plans Clampdown On Binance, other Crypto Firms - Premium Times by tuzle(m): 9:08am On Feb 21, 2024
Lifestone:
Bro this is a very good decision
I doubt it is. Binance isn't the major reason why naira has been depreciating against dollar and won't stop when it is blocked. Under buhari we had binance and the naira didn't get dis worse.
Science/Technology › Re: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by tuzle(m): 10:41pm On Feb 20, 2024
[quote author= post=128555680]Is that all?!
We've seen BIGGER snakes abeg......

(You can edit that to World's Biggest Anaconda)

Cos when you talk about Big Giant Snakes,
Here you have it.....
Over to snake lovers..... ❤️

(Cruising dey sweet sometimes o, tongue,
Gbakoje tins. Internet dey sweet abeg)
[/quote]all this are fake
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by tuzle(m): 4:24pm On Feb 20, 2024
Kilometres:
You will end up having sex with him.

It has happened to me.

My girl has this guy as friend and any time I tease her with him she would say never even in her dreams.

You know what? When dey started having sex, I didn't know... but later found out from her phone and she confessed it.

She said I was the reason... that each time I make her angry she would cry to the guy's arm.

I could have sworn by anything that my girl can never have something to do with that guy... even if she was going to cheat, I could swear it would be with some other guy not that her bestie
ur gurl or ur ex? Abi she is still ur girl ni because u don't understand.
Romance › Re: It’s Very Hard Right Now To Find A Guy Who Doesn’t Smoke — Nigerian Lady Laments by tuzle(m): 2:30pm On Feb 19, 2024
press9jatv:
What she said here is very true. Too much smoking and sniffing drugs from our youths is becoming alarming
I disagree with her 100%. Most of my male friends don't smoke even thou they drink. So she is attracting people who smoke to herself.
Politics › Re: Top 10 States With The Best Infrastructure In Nigeria (statisense) by tuzle(m): 2:23pm On Feb 19, 2024
vannessa7:
You are lying, imagine comparing Ibadan to ikeja, ikeja is like one over fifty of the size of ibadan, the former capital of western Nigeria, you can walk round the entire ikeja in a few hours but you can travel by vehicle from morning till night and you have not covered the entire ibadan, I don't need to talk about the infrastructure, travel and see.
Ogun state has at least ten big cities under it likewise other western states, ancient cities with fully developed infrastructure, ,is it Ilorin, oshogbo, ishagamu, Ogbomosho, Oyo town, Ile ife, Akure etc name it, they are fully developed with infrastructure, a state with only the capital developed shouldn't be on that list, period
have u been to Lagos before? Imagine comparing Akure, Ogbomosho, Oyo town and the big cities in Ogun state to Lagos. I mentioned ikeja just to set a standard for development. Which other town in Oyo is as developed as Ibadan?
Politics › Re: Top 10 States With The Best Infrastructure In Nigeria (statisense) by tuzle(m): 2:20pm On Feb 19, 2024
vannessa7:
You are lying, imagine comparing Ibadan to ikeja, ikeja is like one over fifty of the size of ibadan, the former capital of western Nigeria, you can walk round the entire ikeja in a few hours but you can travel by vehicle from morning till night and you have not covered the entire ibadan, I don't need to talk about the infrastructure, travel and see.
Ogun state has at least ten big cities under it likewise other western states, ancient cities with fully developed infrastructure, ,is it Ilorin, oshogbo, ishagamu, Ogbomosho, Oyo town, Ile ife, Akure etc name it, they are fully developed with infrastructure, a state with only the capital developed shouldn't be on that list, period
travel from morning till night and not cover Ibadan, are u joking? I schooled at Ogun state, my mom is from imeko a village in Ogun state, so u can't tell me what I don't know about the state. I have spent the last one year in Ibadan, I am currently in ekiti state and Ibadan although is bigger than Lagos by far, only few places there can drag with the development u see in Lagos. Also u dont need the entire day to go round Ibadan. My sister stays at kuola and there was a day we went to went almost round the state.
Politics › Re: Top 10 States With The Best Infrastructure In Nigeria (statisense) by tuzle(m): 12:14pm On Feb 19, 2024
vannessa7:
Igbos everywhere in Ibadan shaking there head right now, travel and see.
Ibadan doesn't really have infrastructure, but it isn't a bad place to stay sha. Compared to let say ikeja only few places in Ibadan comes close. But it is sha better than other western state except maybe Ogun. I have not been to any state in the east so I can't say.
Politics › Re: Akpabio: FG Doesn’t Even Know What To Charge Emefiele With by tuzle(m): 11:55am On Feb 19, 2024
PortHarcourtcit:
Emefiele, was the the brain behind all this hardship in Nigeria, he looted Nigeria dry... And now he is the beloved friend of the people who pretends that they love Nigeria today...
u are funny. So are u saying emefiele was the only corrupt criminal during buhari time and he was in charge of leadership and moving the country forward? Even the akpabio that is talking, was in not the one that was acting movie when he was asked to face a corruption panel. For u to blame only emefiele while excluding every other person shows that u are no different from the people u are trying to attack.
Politics › Re: Economic Hardship: Ohanaeze Commends South East Residents For Shunning Protests by tuzle(m): 11:48am On Feb 19, 2024
Ofunaofu:
Your foolery is legendary
I don't abuse people but that guy didn't make a single sense. I was at my sister's place beginning of the year and she is someone that always take good care of visitors when they come to her place. She was just lamenting on how everything has gone up. In fact their was a day I followed her to market and in our front the price of refill oil changed from #1850 to #2000 same old I bought #1600 last year October.
Politics › Re: Emir Of Ilorin: Trending Video Of Protest In The Palace Was Not In Ilorin by tuzle(m): 11:43am On Feb 19, 2024
wolesmile:
The rate at which people churn out propaganda these days is alarming.
That was how the other day, someone said cement is now 15k. The same cement I bought for 8500 same day o.
He said spaghetti jumped to N800 from N20.
Some people just derive joy at hearing bad news about the country. And when there's non, they create one and spread.
his current price is correct, but some of the previous price are wrong. But that doesn't change the fact that there have been a huge change in price since apc came into power.
Politics › Re: ASUU Raises Alarm Over Government’s "Failed Promises" by tuzle(m): 7:06am On Feb 16, 2024
adyam:
Strike when students are paying huge fees. Many are even dropping out of school. They better rethink
shockingly most school fees of federal universities is still not up to $100.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mbappe To PSG: "I Will Leave At The End Of This Season" by tuzle(m): 7:50pm On Feb 15, 2024
CelestineNelson:
And PSG is finished...No Neymar, No Messi, No Mbappe, No Ramos...PSG IS FALLEN ...ALAS PSG IS FALLEN ...That wealthy football club is FALLEN ...
there was a time they didn't have all this players and they where still winning league 1.
Politics › Re: FG Can’t Continue To Subsidise Electricity — Power Minister, Adebayo Adelabu by tuzle(m): 8:50pm On Feb 14, 2024
Namaster:
But they can continue to subsidize DARKNESS?

Some areas have NOT seen power for over 48 hours.

Given this crazy HEAT, Nigerians now have to choose between BOILING ALIVE or buying petrol at CRAZY PRICES and foregoing dinner.

This is Tinubu's Nigeria.

Back to the gencos, estimated billing should be CRIMINALIZED!

It's MADNESS to give a 3-bedroom house 4 hours of power in every 24-hr cycle and then slam them with an electricity bill of #35K.
omo over here I can't remember the last time I saw light. It has been gen and solar we have been using to survive. The heat want to finish me here.
Phones › Re: Me Seeing People Spending 100k On Data by tuzle(m): 3:20pm On Feb 14, 2024
People are using data like die. No money in the land but see amount Nigerians spend on data monthly. If u work online and u do a lot of things that deals with video or meetings then u will be spending a lot on data. U won't feel it Because u are using the data to make more money. But people who don't earn from the data they use, every byte is very important to them.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 (of 119 pages)