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My brother say the truth, you want your share of the wh*re!
You better don’t kill yourselves because of another man’s marital woes. If the ecstatic noise disturbs or excites you, start playing loud music exactly when they start OR relocate to keep your sanity.
I foresee her offering you a piece of the public kitty soon. Good luck!

Kempinski:
Good morning guys , there's this woman in my neighborhood who has been having an extramarital affairs with the bike man that normally use to come and pick her children to school in the morning, she has two kid, a boy and a girl, but her cheating spree is out of this world...

Her husband is a nice person and works in one of the big bank in the country on the island, due to his nature of his job, he leaves for work early and return very late...

This crazy woman has been using this to hit her children's bike man on severea occasion, there's was this day I was at home working on my laptop early in the morning, the window of her bedroom shares the same as mine only a fence blocking us apart, I kept hearing heavy moany and repeated thrust sound coming from the bedroom,

This man in question is a cool headed gentle man, easy going in the estate and doesn't deserve this kind of trouble and heart wenching action the woman is taking him through, I don't preay he finds out and I need help on how to tell the woman to stop doing this and at the same time I don't want their marriage to crash....

After knacking, this woman goes to her shop and pretends as if nothing happens.....

I am loving this Wike guy’s personality more daily. Although I don’t like him, I appreciate his guts. This is what a REAL MAN looks like!

ourema:
UPDATED Rivers govt drags FG to Supreme Court over VAT

…seeks disbandment of A’Court panel that ordered maintenance of status quo



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/breaking-rivers-govt-drags-fg-to-supreme-court-over-vat-revenue/

Good move!

How did this political ashawo who just recently jumped into the APC like a typical Nigerian politician without values become a ‘chieftain’?

bilms:
*Ipob must renounce violence, as Olawepo Hashim urges FG to free Nnamdi Kanu*


A cheiftain of ruling All Progressive Congress and former presidential candidate, Mr Gbenga Olawepo Hashim has called on the federal government to consider releasing all seperatist agitators, including Nnamdi Kanu, as president Muhammadu Buhari initiate measure to restore peace in South East.

The business man also said that the condition for such action would be for the agitators to renounce all kind of violence, noting that violence will always produce a bad result.

Full statement



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=384598346557729&id=100050227010971

This is crazy! How does sane people think these people will ever change things for the better in Nigeria?
Nigerians deserve these leaders that they recycle & defend so aggressively. They deserve these leaders that give them nothing and take so much from them.

I hope you all know the Nigerian factor has crept into the BBN?
All the housemates pay to get in. They have sponsors, managers and image makers that coach them & manipulate things for them before, during and after the show.
Some big boys even bet and pitch their tents for each fake contestant. These people bribe to push their agent in the house so they win bets running into hundreds of millions. They buy sim cards in the past and decoders to secure votes.

The original concept was to allow everyday folks contest and win through popularity from everyday people. But sadly, like everything in Nigeria, severe corruption & manipulation has crept in.

You lie! God has the final say on anyone. Even your demi-god may not see tomorrow if it pleases the Almighty!

If anyone ever told me that there will be any SE government that will wait this long to enact the anti grazing law, I would've not believed it.
Now I know the noise online by the SE is just cowardly noise. Their voice and action is totally at variance.

This man looks like what my people call Adodi / Adofuro!

What investigation was carried out to determine this? It could be ESN, armed herdsmen, religious or business rivals, etc. What forensic investigation was done to assume it is the ESN?
Crazy country, crazy people!

So, the political class & civil servants who steal our commonwealth & flaunt the loot in the faces of these youths are not more guilty?! Those who have misruled these kids and weaponized poverty and illiteracy against them are not guilty?!

Nigerians are not mentally stable people. Even their analysis of the root cause of their problem shows they are deranged!

I fear what we are turning into. Sadly, I am also growing increasingly unbothered about the evil the North created deliberately which is haunting them now.
The Northern elite deliberately weaponized poverty, illiteracy, propaganda & religion. Now they seek pity and solidarity from the rest of us? How is that possible?

Same old winers and diners with the destroyers of Nigeria.
The list has failed on arrival! The SE deserve the presidency (for equity sake only), but they need to do better with those they present to us.

Mecka:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-presidency-group-shortlists-18-potential-igbo-candidates

These people don't know what they are doing at all! At the moment transmission (which is 100% controlled by FG) is the weakest link.
Unless you plan to sell what you generate to neighbouring countries, increasing generation without doubling transmission is a wasted effort!

michigang:
https://gazettengr.com/epileptic-power-supply-nigeria-to-partner-egypt-on-electricity-generation/

My dear it was real mental torture. Thinking about it alone makes me shudder.
For real, financial or career success doesn’t determine marital bliss. The matrix for hapiness in marriage is too complex. Luck, background, training, God, money, patience, understanding, creativity, sexual prowess, child bearing and other endless factors can trigger marital bliss or torture. So how can anyone manage the cocktail?
I tell the few who get the right partners who complements them to NEVER mock those who don’t. It is not by your power, the universe was just merciful & good to you.

AutoChick4U:
Torture? Thats serious. So its true having a successful partner ain't d main ingredient to a happy marriage then. Thats cool

You are too blunt & carnal for my liking! � LOL!
But your logic is almost watertight!

ogawisdom:
Lol
How does anyone feel loneliness in this social media era?

How do you feel loneliness if u are not broke with so many babes a phone call away n several other things to do.

Loneliness means being broke

Oga u are broke and lack ideas not lonely

I do, because I experienced true bliss while it lasted for a few years. But the truth is that 70% of couples (especially in Nigeria) don’t get that ‘bubblyhome’. At a point, they hate each others guts & don’t look forward to going home.
I watch a lot of my ‘married’ male & female’ friends & colleagues live a sad miserable life & that makes me not miss my time married. Most of these people are very successful & have successful partners. Some even start using their kids against one another. Both parties cheat at every opportunity.
For me, marriage may be suitable later in life, when my age & that of my kids willl require me to want long term companionship & I will then look for a partner who falls in the same category.
For now, the torture I experienced being married is still very real to me.

AutoChick4U:
You don't miss having that bubbly home? Someone to come home to?

Being a bachelor isn't the same as being celibate and/or lonely. We get company as required from time to time. Most are even happier than the so called married ones.

You make it sound as if ACTV & TSTV did consumers a favor by making promises that they cannot deliver on. In saner climes, there would’ve been a class action suit against them. The consumer protection agency would’ve been on their tail & they would have been forced to refund every penny they dubiously collected.
If the amount they charged for decoders was insignificant, they should have given it to their viewers for free. The ONLY reason these kinds of Nigerian companies keep getting away with their fraud is because Nigeria is a jungle without consumer protection.

Themandator:
Selling decoders won't make you rich...any other issue could have made that a cTV to fold up...how much is a decoder..something they even subsidize

Tstv is more likely to pick some of those fta channels on mytv, add them to their offering for one naira since it won't be availlable anymore for free to my strong users who would be enamoured by the picture quality they are going to be viewing for free for three months before joining the line up to pay

BIG AMEN!!

AutoChick4U:
. I pray u get it this time

Merci beaucoup!

AutoChick4U:
Oh great. All the best then

Yep. Got 2 beautiful kids.

AutoChick4U:
Do you have kids?

Why not google your symptoms for the best answers?
Is it very itchy & does it spread / reappear after you scratch a bump?
If so, it is likey gential warts.
A good test is to use cotton wool soaked with apple cider vineger with mother on the bumps. If the top turns whitish & hurts, you have genital warts!!!
If you have the warts, don’t worry, as stress will lower your immune response & make it worse.
Chew on raw garlic& apply apple cider vinegar with mothet or tea tree oil religiously on the warts. For best results, you may need to use a brand new blade daily to scrape off the top of the warts before applying ACV or tea tree oil.
Genital warts is more common than you think & can be transmitted whether you use a condom or not. 40-60% of people with multiple sex partners WILL get genital warts in their lifetime.

AutoChick4U:
Lol. But how come u couldn't keep ya d marriage? Perhaps one totto ain't enough for your type.

Sadly, that wasn’t the case. I gave up all for one, but it just didn’t work. I am the last person to manage a situation that keeps failing. Nobody is worth my unhappiness. My mantra is, if it doesn’t work, try to fix it while retaining your sanity & happiness. If it still looks bad, let it go as fast as you can.
I plan to remarry tho. I don’t stay down, I retry if an attempt fails, although I don’t hurriedly retry. Before, the next attempt, the nacking continues o!

Madam go & sit down. You willingly & greedily knew who you married. Stop disturbing us with you domestic issues!

Great idea by the progressive SW. We are willing to share & help one another grow in the SW, as one or two rich men in the family of 6 is just as poor as their siblings.
We are not willing to share with lazy & entitled parasites especially from the North!
If the North claims they have a huge population, that huge population should translate to relatively huge consumption. Therefore, they should have relatively high VAT / consumption tax collected.
The good thing is that numbers don’t lie & VAT collection has exposed the Northern LIE of a disproportionate humongous population!

I have a feeling the NORTH CENTRAL led appeal & fulani led supreme court will be arm twisted to rule against state government collection of VAT. Time will prove me right or wrong.
The South as usual is at a loss in this chess game between the sacrificial South & parasitic North!

AutoChick4U:
Holy moses

I am not exaggerating, in my over 40years, I know some dudes that have slept with over a thousand women… mostly in Nigeria. That country should be named the adultery/ fornication capital of the world! Everyone just pretends as if they are not f*cking, but they are all mostly male & female pornstars!
It’s only when you get caught that you are called names.

I strongly believe the same scammers brought ACTV. They sold decoders, dishes & subscription… suddenly they said their satellite disappeared from space!
There is no consumer protection in Nigeria to force these people to deliver on their promises to consumers.
NIGERIA IS A BIG SCAM!

Dated 38, slept with about 500, married & divorced 1.

The pictures don’t look like the same man.
Anyway, kudos to the security forces. The only good bandit/ terrorist is a dead bandit/terrorist!

Another useless food for the boys appointment!