₦airaland Forum

Great one!

Ashawo kobo kobo!

You couldn’t even respond with what your sister and mum are doing! Sad!

Asgard73:
.. and who told you they’re not hot public toilets. A.k.A .... lekki toll gate?

Or tonto no get job..

Beside who knows them for Nigeria ..

Tonto Nigerians know ... who your sisters help.

Ain’t you just a slowpoke for asking this question?
She should return those kids to their father, instead of using them to try get money from the already traumatized man.
Maybe you need to experience same thing to help you stop asking this kind of question.

OssyMalik:
yes the woman has admitted that the child doesn’t belong to him. Why then is he not taking care of his own biological kids? Oya answer!!

These women have become so shamelessly whorish. Great job Nedu! You be real man!
If you cannot take care of the kids, send them to their father’s house wh*re! Who gives a man a bastard & still shamelessly speaks in public?!
You want to use the kids to milk the man. Only weaklings succumb to that shit.

The worst, clueless & most divisive president in the history of Nigeria!

How about motorists with inbuilt Bluetooth speakers & microphone. Archaic foolish people!!!!

Government of lies. You continue to pay unapproved subsidies in trillions with borrowed money, refineries that don’t refine a drop of fuel keep gulping billions, YET YOU DECLARE FAKE PROFITS?
You know your stupid audience to whom you have directed these lies & I aint one of them.

Never wife a wh*re. Once a wh*re, always a wh*re.
Once you sense she has wh*re traits, better run for your sanity & life!
Sign of a wh*re include:
1. Drug use / alcohol abuse
2. Bad manners
3. Only money makes her happy
4. Outrageous sex addiction
5. No legitimate job or source of income
6. Broke but materialistic
7. She hang around lowlifes & never do wells
8.Her mum has any of the above traits

I hope they will sue for himan rights abuse?!

You are the one that has chosen to forget the cluelessness & corruption that made Nigerians fall for someone worse than GEJ. The greatest SCAM ‘GMB’, only became attractive due to GEJ’s ineptitude as the most educated president Nigeria ever had at that time.

Kingspin:
From day one, I saw Buhari as a disaster.
You people were all against GEJ because he hailed from the South South, and forgot the devil Buhari. All the signs were there for us to see but you chose to hate on.
Modify.

Go and sit down! Two-faced clown. Your greedy ambition has given you up!

Nobody was born into anything. Over generations people move in and out of different identities.
Before Nigeria was formed we had our identities. Now that there is Nigeria, our identity is Nigeria / our tribes (whether you like it or not). If Nigeria does not work, we take up the identity of whatever we create.
Your ancestors were not christians or moslems, but you probably took on the identity of either of these two religions. Your kids may decide to take on a totally different identity.

donnie:
Folks like you are our problem. Love Nigeria for what actually? Was your grandfather born Nigerian?

And how many AK-47 carrying herdmen have been shot at sight since the order was given ?
It is honestly difficult to call a well loved brother bad names like terrorist .

How come 90% of people invited for questioning are Southerners? Northern clerics and politicians have said so many inflammtory and threatening things towards others without being invited.
Some of us love Nigeria, but some people are making it hard to continue to love this country the way it is.

The North has NEVER been the problem of the South. Infact, Southern founding fathers begged the North into this useless 'independent' contraption, when the North insisted they were not ready for independence in the 50s. Instead of going their way, they literally begged the North!
Southerners are weak, greedy and stupid. Northerners know all they need to do is 'bribe' a few Southern politicians to get what they want. The Southern politicians know they only need to throw a few crumbs at a few Southern elders, youths and thugs to achieve the Northern agenda.
Sadly, this has been the fomula for Northern dominance in Nigeria. It will not end anytime soon, unless Southerners unite and face their real enemy... THE SOUTHERN GREEDY BETRAYERS!
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE FACT THAT NIGER DELTAN LEGISLATORS AND EXECUTIVE MEMBERS SAT TO SEE THI ACT PASSED! No protest, lobbying, litigation, etc?!!! It is sad that the South is the South's problem!

The police is strong in the South because the southerner betray themselves. They are weak in the North because the northerners do not betray the terrorists.

KoleDgreat2020:
Nigeria police are liars. When will the police confront d terrorists ravaging d northern part of d country? They are very strong in d south but very weak in d northern part of d country

Was any core northerner killed or kidnapped in this security breach

Judgement shopping! The judiciary (lawyers/judges), journalists in government & the civil service are the evil triad that oil the engine of corruption & misrule in Nigeria!

Hiss!
I thought you will show us your picture as the ULTIMATE HEAVY BREAKFAST!
Anyway, the rule is to eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a subject and dinner like a pauper.

Preciousgirl:
I did this heavy fufu with palm nut soup for him this morning

Are you salivating?

Fake figures! When & how did they collect this data?
Nigerians that do only guesstimating. Even most doctors do guesswork on their patients in Nigeria!

presidency:
PRESIDENT BUHARI LAUDS GDP 5.01% GROWTH IN Q2 2021

President Buhari welcomes today’s Q2 2021 report by the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics, showing a third consecutive quarter of positive growth of Nigeria’s economy, as well as the highest quarterly growth in GDP since 2014.

The Gross Domestic Product (GDP) grew by 5.01% in Q2 2021 following 0.51% growth in Q1 2021. This growth, which continues the progress of the preceding two quarters, is a continuing trend reflecting Nigeria’s economic rebound following the COVID-19-induced contractions seen in Q1 and Q2 2020.

The non-oil sector is a significant contributor to the economic performance in Q2 2021 with growth of 6.74% in real terms, the fastest growth in the sector since the third quarter of 2014. The contribution of the non-oil sector to GDP increased from 91.07% in Q2 2020 to 92.58% in Q2 2021.

The President commends managers of the economy for hard work and commitment, urging them to keep at it till the positive development “touches the lives and pockets of the average Nigerian.”

The main drivers of the Q2 2021 economic growth include Trade, Information and Communication (mainly Telecommunications), Transportation, Electricity, Agriculture (Crop Production) and Manufacturing.

The service sector, specifically, recorded its strongest performance in more than a decade, growing at 9.27%.

These main growth drivers of this second quarter performance are reflective of the gains from easing restriction of movement locally and internationally, and the improvement in the business and economic environment compared to the same period in 2020.

The President notes the decline in real growth in the oil sector in Q2 2021, compared to a year ago. Oil production levels were at 1.62million barrels per day, compared to 1.67million barrels per day in Q2 2020. The lower production output as well as the volatility in oil prices since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, is responsible for the decline in performance of the oil sector.

President Buhari assures that recent reforms and efforts like the conclusion of the Marginal Fields Bid Round, the renewed focus on gas development (including the NLNG Train 7 project, and various pipeline construction projects) as well as the passage and assent to the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB), are certain to attract new investment to the oil and gas sector, and create conditions for more robust levels of growth in the future.

It is gratifying to note that the various policies of the administration, aimed at boosting agricultural production, improving the business environment, and investing massively in infrastructure, are beginning to yield fruit. Equally gratifying is the complementary news of the steady decline in the rate of inflation, over the last few months.

The positive effects of the Economic Sustainability Plan (ESP), which helped fast-track the country’s exit from the COVID-induced recession of 2020, continue to be evident, as some of the sectors driving the Q2 2021 growth have benefited or are benefiting from government-led interventions.

The successful roll-out of vaccines and COVID-19 protocols has also helped to reduce pressures on the healthcare system and the need for a lockdown.

Looking to the future, the President assures Nigerians that there is much to be optimistic about. He assures that the investments in agriculture and infrastructure will continue, as will on-going efforts to achieve a significant improvement in the security situation across the country.

“There is no doubt that a more secure environment - which the security agencies are working hard to achieve - will spur and energize the shoots of economic progress being seen and felt in the country,” the President said.

Femi Adesina
Special Adviser to the President
(Media and Publicity)
August 26, 2021

Na ‘Angel’ dey finger herself o!�

mightyhaze:
What of that girl fingering herself with dirty thumbs

Animals are forced to live in a zoo. What do you call human beings that prefer to live in a zoo?
Some people want to leave this contraption that is looking even worse than a zoo, but they are being forced to stay, what do you call those forcing others to stay in a nation they feel they don't belong in?
Don't you think a REFERENDUM based on regional choices will clearly show if people want to stay or leave this artificial contraption?
Won't we all rest more if we put Nigeria's unity to the true test of a vote instead of allowing a few vocal Nigerians who have mostly benefited from the rot mouth ONE NIGERIA to the detriment of the majority? Isn't this the fair & civilized thing to do like the EU/UK situation- instead of muscling out dissenting voices that is becoming more legitimate by the day?

post=105201439:
But sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians believe only ANIMALS live in a zoo, like in the novel Animal Farm.
And we all believe you are a human being (atleast you type good English!)
We want to believe you are not calling other Nigerians animals, just because they refused to like you and your Atiku?
Think before you type next time Lastman.


Peace is all we want in our nation.
Not anything that will invoke more deaths and violence against any citizen of Nigeria.
Peace shall reign in our nation.
And the enemies of this country will all die painful las las.
They can NEVER escape the brutal and Total judgment coming their way.
A normal, sane Nigerian that doesn’t support violence and killings have no problem in saying AMEN to the below prayer.
But the hypocritical ones will always run away from the prayers, cos they know themselves.
Y'all will never end well in life as long as you keep supporting evil and bloodshed being sponsored by the evil and wicked politicians Y'all wanted back in power.

Okay, we read your mention,,
but biko we beg you,
Next time don't use we sane, honest and hardworking Igbos in your jargons, use your word ipob.
We sane igbos love our Darling nation to the moon and back.
Don't get it twisted biko.

You shouldn’t seek such medical advise on Nairaland. Try to see a dermatologist if you try topical creams like cortisone & you don’t get relief.

Garba Sheu makes me think journalists come top on the list of people that have destroyed Nigeria. When you attempt to change the true narratives, you are more than evil.
Journalists, lawyers/judges and civil servants have contributed more to the evil that Nigeria has become more than any other set of people. These professions when in government, emboldens the political class in a civil rule & military juntas to perpetuate the evils in Nigeria!

Unfortunately, the north has not paid enough. For every unfair, irrational, dubious, nepotistic and wicked decision the parasitic north compels the stupidly weak south to abide by because of their FAKE larger population, may God pay them back with worse than they are currently experiencing.

I really wish I can feel pity for the North, but I can't. Their selfish , irrational & tribalistic decisions over the years got them & us here.

These old fools are just raving mad! How will a dead man or woman report an attack?!
Nigerians really deserve these people! How do y’all tolerate this madness for so long?!

Excellent move! They need to escape this shithole!

How has this prevented the misrule of his principal? Or made him less part of a failed government?

The babariga million dollar man!

Maxymilliano:
Ganduje the The Million Dollar Man

Only idiots believe you, Mr rubber stamp!