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Keyamo the Snr Advocate of Nonsense!

What do you expect from a political pr0stitute?!

Your problem is psychological. You are too anxious. Try to relax . Find a woman who is patient enough. A bl0w j0b OR hand job with nipples sucked simultaneously can also help get you hard enough .
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revaultng:
Hello.

I feel I’m impotent and I’m really worried. Extra worried. I’ve never had penetrative sex all my life and I’m 26. Since 2013, I’ve been a chronic masturbator. I felt it was safe since i read online that it had no side effect. So i felt I’m good till i was with my girlfriend. We tried having sex and I couldn’t penetrate her. I wasn’t hard enough. We tried several times again and it was the same thing. She broke up with me. Fast forward to February this year. I was with another babe, we linked up and tried to have sex but still the same thing. I felt I wasn’t attracted to her. Another in June and I wasn’t even erect one bit.

Then i got so worried. Went to the hospital, and the doctor said i was okay medically. Tried herbs and still didn’t feel confident. I read somewhere on nairaland where a guy saiid he used Zinc supplement. I’ve stopped masturbating. And I’ve been using the supplement too. But I’m really not convinced cos I don’t wake up with erections but when I’m awake, i get hard.

Please, I’m dying. I need help ������

What kind of stupid fact check is this?
OBI had no state government law enforcement agency of his own, so he still had to use FG run DSS to execute his dictatorial actions.
The 18people killed and their corpses dumped in Ezu River during Obi dictatorial reign in Anambra was done by who?!

How can your jobless wife bring her equally jobless sister and kids to your house without telling you and getting your consent?!
And in your mind, you think you are a man? Your wife and her family have pocketed your destiny SIMP!
You are even afraid to call your wife & her invasive sister to order in your own home?! I feel sorry for you, because that your JOBLESS WIFE wears the pants in your home.
Weaklings like you actually deserve what they get!
You better sit her down & give her a deadline to send her sister & kids away before they impoverish & discard your weak *ss!
Going forward, your wife needs to get a job that won’t treathen the stability of your marriage ASAP. In today’s NIGERIA, what kind of idi0t marries and stays married to a lazy, selfish & entitled woman, then cried out for help like the SIMP that he is?!

wasuka14:
My wife Twins sister moved to our apartment of a room and parlour self-contain with her 4 kids after the demise of her husband without notice to me.

Honestly, I really need urgent advise as I can't have access to my apartment or to my wife again. As her twin sister moved in to my small apartment with her 4 kids and loads of clothes and some other luggages. Therefore, no single space left in my parlour to sit or leave again.

I am mentally stress with what am passing through now. For 2 weeks now, I can't sleep in a small house am managing with my wife and our 4 kids too.

The issue at hand is not even about apartment alone but also of feeding.
Now, before now, my wife used to manage 2500 to feed all of us for breakfast alone. But now, she barely manage 6000 every morning.
Thereby, increase daily expenses on food to like 14-16k daily depends on my pocket.
And the funny thing is that, both the sisters are not working so as to at least support with something.

For now, am managing to pass night in my shop, but twice in a day they will send my first child to my shop to fetch money for food. Am really tire. I am just a bloody welder.
I don't know how to take care of these migrants going forward.

My wife can't drive away her twins sister by herself, am also too timid to drive them because of human feeling in me. Pls what do I do. I really need help and serious advise from fellow Nigerian and non- Nigerian.

OBI and sons also know nothing about the sufferings of Nigeria.
Mr OBI’s son chills & enjoys US , so him & his father have nothing to lose if Nigeria burns down.

So? How has that made Abambra better than Lagos?!

Since she hid it from you, her past is something she will go back to if the conditions are right!
Tread cautiously o, because once a wh0re, ALWAYS a wh0re!

None of the contestants is better than the other. There is nothing Tinubu has done that Obi hasn't done too
Obi killed and dumped Igbos in a river, prevented opposition from campaigning, under-developed Anambra, stole and invested Anambra money for personal gains, lies and cooks up fake data, belong to a cult group, OBI has uncivilized followers, OBI is a propagandist.
So, IMO, my choice of Tinubu is not choosing a candidate that will protect my interest amongst the rotten lot.

Crvrider:
Hmmm... the bolded lacks any form of logic judging by the state the country is in presently under the rulership of APC

Let them wait for the elections to receive the shocker of their lives!
They think it is by being uncouth, repulsive and abusive bullies that will get OBI there?
Some of us will vote to prove them wrong!

Na you talk am o!
But my 1st marriage was with an Edo woman, I noticed most were pretty enough. But you see their men? I always why they worwor so much.

ASAPFERG1:
na Esan dey fine.. The rest ugly both men and women

Edo men dey UGLY sha!!
But their women dey fine die!!

You CANNOT compel me to vote for your THIEF either.
Please ref this PANDORA files on OBI https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/487997-pandora-papers-inside-peter-obis-secret-businesses-and-how-he-broke-the-law.html

Unlike your OBI, please show proof of these your claims on TINUBU, if you can't, please CONTINUE TO BE IN PAINS!

I did not want to vote Tinubu because of Ambode and Osinbajo, but people like you make me ddecide to vote him just to make a point. Because, your OBI is not any better than Tinubu anyway... Tinubu is even better?
FYI, Obi killed and dumped Igbos in a river, prevented opposition from campaigning, under-developed Anambra, stole and invested Anambra money for personal gains, lies and cooks up fake data, belong to a cult group, OBI has uncivilized followers, OBI is a propagandist..... The list is endless

00FFT00:
The more the merrier, brother. Every democracy thrives on inclusiveness and participation, unlike Tinubu, who has been working to disenfranchise those he does not like or because they are Igbo.

And NO. We will not vote for your thief. Understand this, Nigerians are not rejecting Tinubu because he is Yoruba. You need to get off this emotional blackmail. They are rejecting him en mass because of his antecedents. His journey through life is surrounded and encumbered by graft, corruption, drug dealing, mendacity, state capture, etc. We don't even know his real name and age. Should we also hand Nigeria to him?.

They know what is to befall them should this mistake happen in their lives. Admittedly, while there are no saints in Nigeria politics, we don't need a man arrogant enough that his political calculations include ignoring the same people whose lives he intends to preside over. Whole regions of the same country. How much more arrogant and disdainful do you want him to get?.

Nigerians do not want another old, sick man who will tele-manage their already strained livelihoods from a London sick bed while Seyi Tinubu, Mc Oluomo & co ride roughshod over them. They need a healthy, knowledgeable manager who is constantly on the ground, hands-on, corruption free, resolute, and possesses the right dose of emotional intelligence on the job.

Notice that I called it a job?. This is what it is. Not an entitlement, as Tinubu understands it.

You see your folly?
When Obi gets a crowd, it is NIGERIANS (even when the crowd is 90% Igbos).
But when Tinubu gets a crowd, it is YORUBAS ONLY?
We will show you people pepper. Una never see anything! I didn’t want to vote before , but with the way you OBI people have directed this elections, I am going to vote TINUBU for sure! It has become personal, especially in my LAGOS!

00FFT00:
Today, we saw Tinubu Yorubas in Lagos, in what should be described as an abysmal display, if one puts their display of desperation into its proper context.

We also recently witnessed Nigerians raise their voices in Lagos for Nigeria's chosen one. Peter Obi's scheduled campaign rally in Lagos will break all campaign attendance records of all time and finally put paid to this constant Tinubu self-embarrassment.

Standby!

Atiku, you mean the APC you joined & destroyed PDP’s chances in the 2015 elections is now evil?
Atiku and his kind are just pure selfish evil!

I don’t understand how these Igbos ignore their ancestral home / how Igbo land will be DEVELOPED & GOVERNED RIGHT and take pride in a foreign land called LAGOS!

Igbo land is unsafe and under seige yet Igbos choose to be ungrateful to Yorubas who have accomodated them in spite of their excesses.

I still cannot understand this bastard behavior!

When the Igbos were denigrating Yorubas with unprovoked insults, you didn’t know it was tribal, but when Yorubas respond as they are known to do, Igbos who are eternal self acclaimed VICTIMS will now start doing what they do best!
Igbos call an entire race cowards, demons, urchins, agbero and other unprintable names, you people ignore the provocation, but when Yorubas respond, you flare up because we don’t act like the expected cowards that you think we are?!

Indifferent12:
Tinubu started this yoruba lokan, its yoruba turn, its my turn, but somehow u think its ibo that made it tribal. When yoruba started their campaign on tribal sentiment.

No Nigerians should not shut up!
But Tinubu only asked clowns like you to SHUT UP! Not Nigerians!

The Rivers Lion! Continue to dey pepper them jare!
Courage is your middle name Wike!

By the time these OBi people wake up, Jagaban would have been president!

How do you rape an adult woman for weeks?!
I also thought they said Igbo women don’t sleep around after they marry?!

These OBI people think it’s a joke?! They made it tribal, so we will respond appropriately as Omoluabis!

But he didn’t complain about marriage. He only complained about a dubious person who AGREED to an OFFER & ACCEPTANCE , but reneged to the agreement.
That is ADVANCE FEE FRAUD in law & immoral in religion.

Tinubuadvocate:
Then he should stop coming online to crying
.

You clowns think marriage is the ultimate solution?
Marriage is not for everyone! Stop leading people to their destruction. If he wants to marry it is not YOU that will tell him!

Tinubuadvocate:
So you can't go marry ?

This stops nothing. They wil just bet online with their phones & go cash it in neighboring states.
He needs to ban the activities of unknown gun men instead!

What kind of idiot sends a 13yrs old child on an errand with 45k?!
Something doesn’t add up!

1. Eat a balanced diet. Eggs, avacado, and oily fish help.
2. Soak indian hemp in alcohol for a few days. Mix the tincture with vitamin E oil and Castor oil
. Apply the mixture morning and night.

Note: If your lack of hair or slow hair growth is hereditary, there is nothing you can do about it. You have to live with it & not waste your money & time.

Igbos constitute 90% of those endorsing Peter Obi. Igbos are not 90% of the voting population. How can this reality get Obi into Aso Rock.
OBI needs to get endorsements and support from other tribes and regions, otherwise he will fail at the polls.

It is within the moral rights of the groom to do so.
A marriage set on lies and manipulation is set to be doomed!

That boss is a wicked man!
Nigerians and entitlement mentality!
How can so many wicked people populate such a small space called NIGERIA?! It is really baffling!

The right question should be. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR BUSINESS IN YOUR ‘TRIBAL’ BROTHER’S CHOICE TO OVERPOPULATE THE EARTH?!
As long as he is not begging you for money, all you need to do is to advise him. Whether he takes your advise or not is non of your business.

ahnie:
There's this distant brother of mine (not related by blood) my family has known him for some months now.

He's the fire praying churchy type of person, he does normally visit my family, but we have never met his family.

He's a foreman that does any type of job, he's hardworking tho, not the lazy type.

So some days ago,when I went for an exercise on sight seeing organised by Nigerian army, it occured to us to check on him since he stays closer to the venue.

I rang his line and told him to direct me to his home,which he reluctantly did, when we finally located his home.

To say I was disappointed with the environment was an understatement considering what he was up to lately which prompted this post.

I met 4 of his kids, at home playing, they ought to be in school at that time and his heavily pregnant wife, we exchanged pleasantly, all thru our brief staycation there, the bros was uncomfortable, after some moments we took our leave.

This same man came to my hood to paint the apartment of a young beautiful big God female UBA banker who just moved in.

To my painment and chagrin, my brother didn't even collect a dime from this lady as wages for the job done, he only collected phone number and started chyking the lady, who obviously has a rich taste for big boys and my bros was pretty pained.

Simply put, he did a free job, a job that took him 2 days to paint ,

My brother said he wants to have as many kids as possible, I'm afraid he's not making the necessary moves to care for them, which really is bad, with the present situation of the country.

My question now is.... Why would the wife and my bros agree to littering the house with kids they cannot care for and the ninth one is on the way?

Why does low income earners always have energy to knack and produce kids without the necessary bucks to care for them?