₦airaland Forum

Broke girl with poverty mentality. We know their type. Zero capacity to create wealth, but huge parasitic tendencies. Good luck to men that see any value in your kind.

I don't trust the integrity of any Nigerian.
Keyamo also started like Aisha Yesufu, until he got his hands in the cookie jar of Nigeria!

My challenge with Obi's people is that they want everyone to believe their explanation to any crookedness associated with Obi, but they criticize other people when they try to explain grey areas in their campaign.

This explanation that the money for 'mobilization' isn't for buying crowds is acceptable to me, but Obi's people will NEVER accept such explanation if it was from others!

Believe women at your own peril!
Her child was either swapped at birth OR she cheated on her husband!

Please don't let Nigerians mislead you with their doctine from their con men that they call men of god. The ONLY time you are permited to give any man of GOD your tithe is at the end over every 3years (ref verse 28 below).
Below is the clear instruction on how tithe ought to be paid:
Deut Ch 14 v22-29
Tithes
22 Be sure to set aside a tenth of all that your fields produce each year. 23 Eat the tithe of your grain, new wine and olive oil, and the firstborn of your herds and flocks in the presence of the Lord your God at the place he will choose as a dwelling for his Name, so that you may learn to revere the Lord your God always. 24 But if that place is too distant and you have been blessed by the Lord your God and cannot carry your tithe (because the place where the Lord will choose to put his Name is so far away), 25 then exchange your tithe for silver, and take the silver with you and go to the place the Lord your God will choose. 26 Use the silver to buy whatever you like: cattle, sheep, wine or other fermented drink, or anything you wish. Then you and your household shall eat there in the presence of the Lord your God and rejoice. 27 And do not neglect the Levites living in your towns, for they have no allotment or inheritance of their own.

28 At the end of every three years, bring all the tithes of that year’s produce and store it in your towns, 29 so that the Levites (who have no allotment or inheritance of their own) and the foreigners, the fatherless and the widows who live in your towns may come and eat and be satisfied, and so that the Lord your God may bless you in all the work of your hands.

What kind of assertion is this?! The wall gecko in the food MUST have died from the poison in the food. How can the gecko die from its own poison?!
The food was poisoned by a human deliberately or due to lethal dose of chemicals used to preserve raw food by unscrupulous sellers.

Any Nigerian arguing along party lines is just plain STUP1D!
This Atiku they are supporting in PDP said that party is EVIL O! The Obi sef criticizing PDP was part of the creation of current PDP o!
When they all see, there is no animosity between BAT, Atiku & OBI o!

The joke is actually on Nigerians!

Jokers! 10M will only run adverts on one TV station for 3-5min for 10days at their prime time!
You have at least 40 TV stations across different zones in Nigeria. And you have at least 70days left! DO THE MATHS CLOWN!
You haven’t factored the over 100 radio & and online media o!

Adams and his likes made me realize that there are no real activists in Nigeria. Everyone is just selfishly fighting for their share of the national cake!

I still don’t understand how women sexualize almost everything about themselves and still accuse men of treating them like sexual objects!
The state of confusion and hypocrisy women present baffles me.
For instance women constitute majority in the voting population, yet they accuse men of not giving them a chance to rule. They conviniently forget that it is their fellow women who betrayed them and refuse to vote for female candidates.

Who do Ganduje like this?!

emmyluizzz:
this is food for feminist

Werey! How does that make your decision fair?
You only selfishly chose one UNFAIR ( another 8yrs Fulani) over another UNFAIR (Tinubu’s muslim/muslim ticket).
It’s even better if you chose OBI!

Good riddance! Too many simps in Nigeria.
Nigerian men should start having some balls to live above their apparent weakness!

Pele! Lazy, parasitic and entitled Nigerian!
Always looking for an excuse to sponge on others.
I know your type. I also understand your defense in solidarity!

UyaiIncomparabl:
Mr Tzar, rest and stop blabbing too much. Raise your kids that way and don't force your narrative on another person. Why not come back from your abroad and start living here on 20K and let's see how far you'll last. Typical diasporans, always stanning and motivating. Throw your sons and daughters out of the house when they are 18 years, that's your business.

Who also gave you the right to dictate how a mother should treat her son? It's either you are out of touch with the world or you are being intentionally ignorant. I should worship my parent whose responsibility it is to take care of me on earth? It was their choice to birth me, I didn't ask for it. You are just a joke and I will appreciate it if you do not quote me again, Mr hard worker.

1. I agree that he didn’t ask to be brought to this world, but like you said he becomes an adult at 18yrs old. That is where his parents obligations end! Anything else he gets from them is a privilege and all parents who sustain you above 19yrs should be appreciated and worshipped! The ONUS you talk about stops at 19yrs MAX!
2. I live abroad and hate to hear this Nigerian rubbish about free student loans or health insurance. NOTHING IS FREE ABROAD! You pay for it! If Nigerians are taxed the way we are here, they will go crazy!
3. If he doesn’t live off his mother, then he should either live up to her expectations as an adult in her home or go live alone! Who gave you the right to dictate how she treats a full gown adult in her home?
4. People like you will excuse a full grown adult till their 40’s living off others , just because ‘THEY DIDN’T ASK TO BE BIRTHED’!

Typical entitled and lazy NIGERIAN!

UyaiIncomparabl:
Hello, what are you saying? Entitlement and freebies to a parent that should be all about his welfare? Did he ask to be born? His parent chose to birth him, so the onus is on them to take care of him till he's an adult and financially independent to lean on his strength. An adult may be 18 years old and above, but to me, that boy is just a boy who under normal circumstances should be under the tutelage of a skill acquisition program or in school like his agemates.

Did he mention living off his mother or what are you trying to insinuate exactly? We are talking about a boy who earns a paltry sum of 20k that can't afford a standard bedroom and other miscellaneous expenditures and you are here saying we are exemplifying laziness.

Sorry, Mr hard worker, but this is Nigeria. It doesn't work that way in this part of the world. In saner climes, they have these basic needs that are luxuries over here for free (student loans, free medics etc), so should they be found wanting, they turn to these options. Is it so over here?

If I had a son today, what business does he have living on his own at 20? You can teach kids how to be responsible without forcing them to be adults when they are unprepared for that terrain. Taking responsibility surpasses living all by yourself or paying rent. Besides, did the boy mention he doesn't take on certain responsibilities at home? You all jumped to that conclusion. So, if at 35, I still stay with my parents, I am irresponsible? You are a joke.

People like you exemplify the typical Nigerian laziness!
He is 20yrs old, YES she is doing him a favor! He is an adult and should be able to fend for himself from 19yrs old. Even if he does as little as regularly buy the soup seasoning, salt, soap and toothpaste used in the house monthly that won’t cost him more than 5k a month to support the family.
Being financially responsible like the example I mentioned and complementing it with house chores makes him indispensable in the house.
Nigerians should learn to ADD VALUE in any little way, instead of being entitled & expecting freebies/handouts from everyone!
If you say ‘on top how much’, if his mum dies, won’t he survive on whatever he is earning? Won’t he make more efforts to earn more & meet his financial obligations & needs. It is a tough world out there & the earlier the young man realizes there is no free meal or accommodation anywhere the better for him!

UyaiIncomparabl:
On top how much? Is she doing him a favour? Isn't he supposed to be her son again?

So, will their God suspend his law for that football season or are they just hypocritically religious?!

Your mum is the best ever!!
You are getting that from her because you are likely very selfish!
You probably do nothing in the house financially to support her. So you are as useless and obstructing as a roadside rock!
Buy things for the house, load her phone with some credit , do significant house chores and shower her with kind words to show you appreciate her efforts at accommodating your entitled ADULT ass and watch her change her mind!

I cannot believe how insensitive and entitled you are. Gosh! Nigerians are just a rare breed of MAD!
Do you eat his food or not?! The fact is that the SELF ACCLAIMED value you contibute to his family for eating ALL his food was not solicited or appreciated!
If you cannot reject their food and go there just for the love you claim you have for his kids, STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM THEIR FAMILY, YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS GLUTTON!!

Marriage is only desirable but not an achievement!
Jesus, Paul, Anna, Martha, Jeremiah, Ruth, Joseph, Nehemiah and Mary Magdalene are examples scripturally.
If you find your marital soulmate, good for you. If not, live your life to the fullest!
You can procreate without marrying too!

Who gives a f*ck about your virginity?!
If you are a terrible cook, dirty, lazy, rude, hot tempered, arrogant and or not submissive, your virginity means nothing to me!!

Jokers everywhere. How does Peter Obi expect to restructure Nigeria with an APC or PDP controlled federal NASS, State houses of Assembly or State governments?!
So Obi will just raise a magic wand and Nigeria’s problems will disappear?!
Or will Obi move back to PDP as president of Nigeria, so he will get some percentage of nation wide legislative support that is required to significantly restructure Nigeria?!
Without voting LP candidates at miraculous levels across Nigerian states OBI CAN NEVER make NIGERIA better.
But Nigerians like to live a lie and fairytale!!

God please don’t let Trump come back! That mad racist destroyed lives!

The good part is that you are in trouble and you know it.
The bad part is that you are not man enough to confront your problems!
You are not the man of your home & your wife knows it!
You should insist she cuts off that relationship with the f*ck boy.
How can your wife deny you sex & you can’t send her back to her parents to receive the right training on how to treat one’s husband?!
You don’t have the guts to call your wh0res bluff & get a girlfriend to ease your tension. I feel so sorry for weaklings like you!

Sadly, that call came too late.

There is nothing I can do to help you!

NaijaRoyalty:
stop crying, it's too early

Tinubu is a thief and a drug baron, Buhari will never support him

1. In Nigeria today, I will not employ any random Nigerian that cannot be tracked.
2. People will naturally empathize with a hardworking and enterprising student. Most people have been in that situation at a time in their life. The fact that there is a student willing to work to earn money and not comit crime or do something immoral is a subtle way to motivate people to help.
3. I will not believe any young Nigerian who just shows up at my door for help without an ID that I can verify his/her student status from the school. Everyone should do this for security reasons.

Probz:
I like what you’re saying but point 2 is a bit of a random one. Why would you put so much emphasis on her carrying an ID card with her?

You are an entitled spoilt brat! At 24yrs, you are still expecting handouts from your dad?! SHAME ON YOU!
The poor man is probably just tired of you & your mum milking him dry.
He gave you 30% of your fees and you rejected it? What does your mum do? Isn’t she supposed to fund you too?!
Madam you are an ingrate & I pity the unfortunate man to marry you if you don’t change your perspective about life and your entitlement mentality!

Enacto:
Good evening, this is my first time posting here and it because I'm kinda troubled pls I will need you guys to help me on this issue.

Since 2020 I have not been in good terms with my dad, and it all started with a little fight about drinking of the water in the fridge and my dad decided to lock the sitting room where the fridge was kept restricting my mom and myself to the room alone as at this time I was in 400lvl and 24years.

My dad doesn't drop money and home so I had to look for means to feed myself which was really new to me cos he has been the one sending money to me in school even thou he doesn't drop at home.

After then we kept having issues about him not giving me a private room in the house even up till now, then on a day like that an issue happened after I beating my 3years old niece he was so angry that he hits me severally at a conered spot that he almost hit my eyes I had to push him on the bed and ran out of the house, then the second day I packed my stuff's and left for school throughout 2021 I didn't come home till December and he didn't bother calling or sent me money not my school fee and project fee I did everything on my own.

I came home late last year and apologized and later I asked him for my school fee which I had not paid as at that time, he kept giving me excuses which I Know he has and left after much talk he gave me #50,000 out of like #150,000 but sincerely I didn't collect it cos I don't know where to get the remains then I got a job and saved up and paid.

Presently I'm very mad at him because he never cared about me or my mum, all he does with his money is to give it to his concubines. It really painful that I had to work for 7-9hours everyday while standing for 1k per day and my dad is out there spending his money for one LovePeddler.

Do u think he deserves my forgiveness??

You live with a drug addict & you think you don’t have a problem in your hands?
Unless you also use hard drugs, you should be concerned before he advances to worse drugs than hemp, like meth or crack!
You better let his parents know their child is doing drugs!
Why are you still giving a boy who has a job extra money to buy frivolous things like hard drugs?
If you still want to live with him, he MUST. be rehabilitated from IGBO 1st. He will soon start stealing your money or selling your property to finance his drug habits. You & his parents better sort that out openly before the monster mature inside him!!

1. Discuss your sex anxiety with your partner. Let her take it easy with you.
2. Wear a condom to reduce the sensitivity of your rod.
3. Take it easy on yourself. Try to be as calm as possible before and during sex.
4. Engage in a lot of f0replay, so that your GF doesn’t stay so long to climax.
5. Go to any yoruba herbal store, buy the following:
a. Obuotoyo it is a local white crystal salt
b. Baara (bitter melon/gourd) remove the skin & cut the inside into cubes
c. African Crocus (Epakun)
d. Maca root (Isu Baka)
Cut all the ingredients into a 5litre keg. Soak in 7up for 3 days. Take a tot morning and night for 15days.
6. Avoid sugar and sweet things. Tell the Yoruba herbs store to prepare Jedi Jedi herbs for you. Drink the herb with the manpower concoction one tot morning and evening for 15days.
7. Eat banana (not plantain) religiously like your life depends on it.

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

What did these people do when Atiku championed the agenda to frustrate the ambitions of Jonathan in 2014/15?
Now you want the same Jonathan to help Atiku?! Nigerians can be so annoyingly hypocritical!

Nigerians are just mad people. If the wife is frustrating him, shouldn’t he leave the marriage for his sanity and longevity?
Is marriage a do or die affair?!