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Pa Adebanjo is going too far with this.
We Omoluabis are known to 'gba fun oga e'. He has served with dignity since, he shouldn't start this roforofo stance, it won't end well for him.
He is still highly respected amongst the Yorubas and it wont be nice if he is disrespected by his kith and kin.

I honestly don't like those Lagos danfos. If not because they serve a need of the masses, I would've loved them to be banned!
They are too lawless when it comes to trafiic laws!

Congratulations!

Wow! Another mad man on the loose!
I hope you are found by the asylum you escaped from soon!
What a pity!

VeryWickedMan:
I don't really understand why they allowed Afonjas to rent house in Anambra. They should be squatting in Awusa Quarters na.

Yes, you can still make it.
You just have to put twice as much effort as someone in his 20s.
Don't despise little beginings. The problem with Nigerians is that they think making it is one miraculous hit or job. It doesn't work like that most times.
The experience and training you get from a small job preps you for the big one.
The savings and investments you make on a small business preps you for the big hit.
Most Nigerians don't realize in life, one has to grow organically. Only a minute few have the privilege to grow miraculously and inorganically. Most times those that grow in an unnatural and inorganic way become cancers and don't last long. That is the trade-off for making it suddenly most times.

These Northerners are in serious bondage! But, I have learnt not to pity them because they create, nuture & pamper the monster that feasts on them!

Yes D Banj did. My anger is that even if the parents are too busy & engrossed in their own lives, at least they can employ nannies to watch over these kids 24/7.
Parenting is hard work & if you can’t commit to it, don’t bring these kids to this life to die tragically or live miserable lives!
Drowning is a very painful way to die & I am so devastated at what that poor child went through.

Cmanforall:
D'banj also lost his child this way?

As much as I condole with his parents, I am upset at how parenting is practiced in Nigeria these days
Why leave kids on their own without supervision for Pete’s sake?!
Nigerians have to re-evaluate their parenting or else…!

This Buhari and his team are so delusional! They listen to NOBODY!
I keep saying it, The failure of this government is BUHARI'S FAILURE NOT APC'S FAILURE. BUHARI AND HIS TEAM LISTENS TO NOBODY!
We need a winning team like TINUBU'S TEAM to get us out of the mess BUHARI has plunged Nigeria into!

Typical Obidient!
What has warranted this insult now? Is this the best way to rally support for your candidate?

Bodmum:
oloriburuku somebody. I wonder you haven't relocate to Russia, bastard. Only a scavenger like you will vote failure, like Tinubu, like you.

GO AND FIND BETTER WORK & STOP INVOLVING GOD IN YOUR NIGERIAN LAZINESS!!!

God DOES NOT show you ‘SIGNS’ to go into full time ministry!!! This is a LIE from the pit of hell!

You MUST HAVE a job that you do!! LAZY NIGERIAN! Then God will CLEARLY CALL YOU to work for him, but not FULL TIME , lazy MF!

Even Atiku has won over those that should naturally be obidient?!
This is serious!

I absolutely LOVE Nigerians like you who take responsibility for their failures. Instead of passing the blame, like those who complain about Honda K legs, while they ignore the tell tale sounds and bad handling.
1. That car can still run like new if you give the right mechanic.
2. Make sure you do an engine compression test first before attempting to change engine gasket. If the compression is not to spec, sell the engine & relplace it with a known good one. Otherwise, sell the car. Naija mecs will kill you with bill if you attempt to correct yhe compression to spec.
3. If the heat has not warped the pistons or distorted the engine, you can just change the gasket & you are good to go.DO NOT buy gaskets from ladipo people! If you want that car back, get genuine TOYOTA gaskets from TOYOTA NIGERIA!

GOOD LUCK BUDDY!

Spray:
Pipe supplying water from radiator to engine got bad and I didn't take notice on-time. So they were limited supply of water.

And I was careless to check my temperature at the dashboard.

I called my mechanic and he said my top gasket got burnt. He said if we get it replaced, it will be alright.

My friend who's in to car dealing business said he can help me sell it and get another car.

What's you take about this? Continue with the car or sell it?

Tinubu’s Lagos generates N750b & Obi’s Anambra generates N30b! Atiku’s Adamawa generates an inconsequential N13b!
Somebody will now tell me to choose either Lagos Master Planner OR Anambra Master Planner?! Which sane person will choose Anambra?!

Somebody will now tell me to choose between Lagos Master Planner and Anambra Master Planner?! Which sane person go choose Anambra?!

The CASHOUT card has been played!
Watch as some MAGAs go begin pay.
OBI and his cronies will come out financially richer after the 2023 elections... thanks to the money and sweat of confirmed MUGUs.

Visit an eye doctor ASAP!
There is no eye replacement yet o, so DON'T joke with blindness!

Why is it that 90% of those shouting that OBI has won are from the SE? Na only Igbos dey vote for Nigeria?
These clowns should know that this is a NIGERIAN Presidential election NOT a SOUTH EAST Presidential election!

How is he different from this SCAM?!

Somebody will now tell me to choose either Lagos Master Planner OR Anambra Master Planner?! Which sane person will choose Anambra?!

Fulani man?! GOD FORBID!!

Keyamo the Snr Advocate of Nonsense!

What do you expect from a political pr0stitute?!

Your problem is psychological. You are too anxious. Try to relax . Find a woman who is patient enough. A bl0w j0b OR hand job with nipples sucked simultaneously can also help get you hard enough .
Also find a girl willing to do all STD tests and have condomless sex with her. Ensure you Use a lubricant too, as you may be discouraged if she is too dry to get penetrated. Buy Fiesta Warm Lubricant. It is warming, continuously wet and feels natural. It is the best lube money can buy.

revaultng:
Hello.

I feel I’m impotent and I’m really worried. Extra worried. I’ve never had penetrative sex all my life and I’m 26. Since 2013, I’ve been a chronic masturbator. I felt it was safe since i read online that it had no side effect. So i felt I’m good till i was with my girlfriend. We tried having sex and I couldn’t penetrate her. I wasn’t hard enough. We tried several times again and it was the same thing. She broke up with me. Fast forward to February this year. I was with another babe, we linked up and tried to have sex but still the same thing. I felt I wasn’t attracted to her. Another in June and I wasn’t even erect one bit.

Then i got so worried. Went to the hospital, and the doctor said i was okay medically. Tried herbs and still didn’t feel confident. I read somewhere on nairaland where a guy saiid he used Zinc supplement. I’ve stopped masturbating. And I’ve been using the supplement too. But I’m really not convinced cos I don’t wake up with erections but when I’m awake, i get hard.

Please, I’m dying. I need help ������

What kind of stupid fact check is this?
OBI had no state government law enforcement agency of his own, so he still had to use FG run DSS to execute his dictatorial actions.
The 18people killed and their corpses dumped in Ezu River during Obi dictatorial reign in Anambra was done by who?!

How can your jobless wife bring her equally jobless sister and kids to your house without telling you and getting your consent?!
And in your mind, you think you are a man? Your wife and her family have pocketed your destiny SIMP!
You are even afraid to call your wife & her invasive sister to order in your own home?! I feel sorry for you, because that your JOBLESS WIFE wears the pants in your home.
Weaklings like you actually deserve what they get!
You better sit her down & give her a deadline to send her sister & kids away before they impoverish & discard your weak *ss!
Going forward, your wife needs to get a job that won’t treathen the stability of your marriage ASAP. In today’s NIGERIA, what kind of idi0t marries and stays married to a lazy, selfish & entitled woman, then cried out for help like the SIMP that he is?!

wasuka14:
My wife Twins sister moved to our apartment of a room and parlour self-contain with her 4 kids after the demise of her husband without notice to me.

Honestly, I really need urgent advise as I can't have access to my apartment or to my wife again. As her twin sister moved in to my small apartment with her 4 kids and loads of clothes and some other luggages. Therefore, no single space left in my parlour to sit or leave again.

I am mentally stress with what am passing through now. For 2 weeks now, I can't sleep in a small house am managing with my wife and our 4 kids too.

The issue at hand is not even about apartment alone but also of feeding.
Now, before now, my wife used to manage 2500 to feed all of us for breakfast alone. But now, she barely manage 6000 every morning.
Thereby, increase daily expenses on food to like 14-16k daily depends on my pocket.
And the funny thing is that, both the sisters are not working so as to at least support with something.

For now, am managing to pass night in my shop, but twice in a day they will send my first child to my shop to fetch money for food. Am really tire. I am just a bloody welder.
I don't know how to take care of these migrants going forward.

My wife can't drive away her twins sister by herself, am also too timid to drive them because of human feeling in me. Pls what do I do. I really need help and serious advise from fellow Nigerian and non- Nigerian.

OBI and sons also know nothing about the sufferings of Nigeria.
Mr OBI’s son chills & enjoys US , so him & his father have nothing to lose if Nigeria burns down.

So? How has that made Abambra better than Lagos?!

Since she hid it from you, her past is something she will go back to if the conditions are right!
Tread cautiously o, because once a wh0re, ALWAYS a wh0re!

None of the contestants is better than the other. There is nothing Tinubu has done that Obi hasn't done too
Obi killed and dumped Igbos in a river, prevented opposition from campaigning, under-developed Anambra, stole and invested Anambra money for personal gains, lies and cooks up fake data, belong to a cult group, OBI has uncivilized followers, OBI is a propagandist.
So, IMO, my choice of Tinubu is not choosing a candidate that will protect my interest amongst the rotten lot.

Crvrider:
Hmmm... the bolded lacks any form of logic judging by the state the country is in presently under the rulership of APC

Let them wait for the elections to receive the shocker of their lives!
They think it is by being uncouth, repulsive and abusive bullies that will get OBI there?
Some of us will vote to prove them wrong!

Na you talk am o!
But my 1st marriage was with an Edo woman, I noticed most were pretty enough. But you see their men? I always why they worwor so much.

ASAPFERG1:
na Esan dey fine.. The rest ugly both men and women