₦airaland Forum

Good riddance! Too many simps in Nigeria.
Nigerian men should start having some balls to live above their apparent weakness!

Pele! Lazy, parasitic and entitled Nigerian!
Always looking for an excuse to sponge on others.
I know your type. I also understand your defense in solidarity!

UyaiIncomparabl:
Mr Tzar, rest and stop blabbing too much. Raise your kids that way and don't force your narrative on another person. Why not come back from your abroad and start living here on 20K and let's see how far you'll last. Typical diasporans, always stanning and motivating. Throw your sons and daughters out of the house when they are 18 years, that's your business.

Who also gave you the right to dictate how a mother should treat her son? It's either you are out of touch with the world or you are being intentionally ignorant. I should worship my parent whose responsibility it is to take care of me on earth? It was their choice to birth me, I didn't ask for it. You are just a joke and I will appreciate it if you do not quote me again, Mr hard worker.

1. I agree that he didn’t ask to be brought to this world, but like you said he becomes an adult at 18yrs old. That is where his parents obligations end! Anything else he gets from them is a privilege and all parents who sustain you above 19yrs should be appreciated and worshipped! The ONUS you talk about stops at 19yrs MAX!
2. I live abroad and hate to hear this Nigerian rubbish about free student loans or health insurance. NOTHING IS FREE ABROAD! You pay for it! If Nigerians are taxed the way we are here, they will go crazy!
3. If he doesn’t live off his mother, then he should either live up to her expectations as an adult in her home or go live alone! Who gave you the right to dictate how she treats a full gown adult in her home?
4. People like you will excuse a full grown adult till their 40’s living off others , just because ‘THEY DIDN’T ASK TO BE BIRTHED’!

Typical entitled and lazy NIGERIAN!

UyaiIncomparabl:
Hello, what are you saying? Entitlement and freebies to a parent that should be all about his welfare? Did he ask to be born? His parent chose to birth him, so the onus is on them to take care of him till he's an adult and financially independent to lean on his strength. An adult may be 18 years old and above, but to me, that boy is just a boy who under normal circumstances should be under the tutelage of a skill acquisition program or in school like his agemates.

Did he mention living off his mother or what are you trying to insinuate exactly? We are talking about a boy who earns a paltry sum of 20k that can't afford a standard bedroom and other miscellaneous expenditures and you are here saying we are exemplifying laziness.

Sorry, Mr hard worker, but this is Nigeria. It doesn't work that way in this part of the world. In saner climes, they have these basic needs that are luxuries over here for free (student loans, free medics etc), so should they be found wanting, they turn to these options. Is it so over here?

If I had a son today, what business does he have living on his own at 20? You can teach kids how to be responsible without forcing them to be adults when they are unprepared for that terrain. Taking responsibility surpasses living all by yourself or paying rent. Besides, did the boy mention he doesn't take on certain responsibilities at home? You all jumped to that conclusion. So, if at 35, I still stay with my parents, I am irresponsible? You are a joke.

People like you exemplify the typical Nigerian laziness!
He is 20yrs old, YES she is doing him a favor! He is an adult and should be able to fend for himself from 19yrs old. Even if he does as little as regularly buy the soup seasoning, salt, soap and toothpaste used in the house monthly that won’t cost him more than 5k a month to support the family.
Being financially responsible like the example I mentioned and complementing it with house chores makes him indispensable in the house.
Nigerians should learn to ADD VALUE in any little way, instead of being entitled & expecting freebies/handouts from everyone!
If you say ‘on top how much’, if his mum dies, won’t he survive on whatever he is earning? Won’t he make more efforts to earn more & meet his financial obligations & needs. It is a tough world out there & the earlier the young man realizes there is no free meal or accommodation anywhere the better for him!

UyaiIncomparabl:
On top how much? Is she doing him a favour? Isn't he supposed to be her son again?

So, will their God suspend his law for that football season or are they just hypocritically religious?!

Your mum is the best ever!!
You are getting that from her because you are likely very selfish!
You probably do nothing in the house financially to support her. So you are as useless and obstructing as a roadside rock!
Buy things for the house, load her phone with some credit , do significant house chores and shower her with kind words to show you appreciate her efforts at accommodating your entitled ADULT ass and watch her change her mind!

I cannot believe how insensitive and entitled you are. Gosh! Nigerians are just a rare breed of MAD!
Do you eat his food or not?! The fact is that the SELF ACCLAIMED value you contibute to his family for eating ALL his food was not solicited or appreciated!
If you cannot reject their food and go there just for the love you claim you have for his kids, STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM THEIR FAMILY, YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS GLUTTON!!

Marriage is only desirable but not an achievement!
Jesus, Paul, Anna, Martha, Jeremiah, Ruth, Joseph, Nehemiah and Mary Magdalene are examples scripturally.
If you find your marital soulmate, good for you. If not, live your life to the fullest!
You can procreate without marrying too!

Who gives a f*ck about your virginity?!
If you are a terrible cook, dirty, lazy, rude, hot tempered, arrogant and or not submissive, your virginity means nothing to me!!

Jokers everywhere. How does Peter Obi expect to restructure Nigeria with an APC or PDP controlled federal NASS, State houses of Assembly or State governments?!
So Obi will just raise a magic wand and Nigeria’s problems will disappear?!
Or will Obi move back to PDP as president of Nigeria, so he will get some percentage of nation wide legislative support that is required to significantly restructure Nigeria?!
Without voting LP candidates at miraculous levels across Nigerian states OBI CAN NEVER make NIGERIA better.
But Nigerians like to live a lie and fairytale!!

God please don’t let Trump come back! That mad racist destroyed lives!

The good part is that you are in trouble and you know it.
The bad part is that you are not man enough to confront your problems!
You are not the man of your home & your wife knows it!
You should insist she cuts off that relationship with the f*ck boy.
How can your wife deny you sex & you can’t send her back to her parents to receive the right training on how to treat one’s husband?!
You don’t have the guts to call your wh0res bluff & get a girlfriend to ease your tension. I feel so sorry for weaklings like you!

Sadly, that call came too late.

There is nothing I can do to help you!

NaijaRoyalty:
stop crying, it's too early

Tinubu is a thief and a drug baron, Buhari will never support him

1. In Nigeria today, I will not employ any random Nigerian that cannot be tracked.
2. People will naturally empathize with a hardworking and enterprising student. Most people have been in that situation at a time in their life. The fact that there is a student willing to work to earn money and not comit crime or do something immoral is a subtle way to motivate people to help.
3. I will not believe any young Nigerian who just shows up at my door for help without an ID that I can verify his/her student status from the school. Everyone should do this for security reasons.

Probz:
I like what you’re saying but point 2 is a bit of a random one. Why would you put so much emphasis on her carrying an ID card with her?

You are an entitled spoilt brat! At 24yrs, you are still expecting handouts from your dad?! SHAME ON YOU!
The poor man is probably just tired of you & your mum milking him dry.
He gave you 30% of your fees and you rejected it? What does your mum do? Isn’t she supposed to fund you too?!
Madam you are an ingrate & I pity the unfortunate man to marry you if you don’t change your perspective about life and your entitlement mentality!

Enacto:
Good evening, this is my first time posting here and it because I'm kinda troubled pls I will need you guys to help me on this issue.

Since 2020 I have not been in good terms with my dad, and it all started with a little fight about drinking of the water in the fridge and my dad decided to lock the sitting room where the fridge was kept restricting my mom and myself to the room alone as at this time I was in 400lvl and 24years.

My dad doesn't drop money and home so I had to look for means to feed myself which was really new to me cos he has been the one sending money to me in school even thou he doesn't drop at home.

After then we kept having issues about him not giving me a private room in the house even up till now, then on a day like that an issue happened after I beating my 3years old niece he was so angry that he hits me severally at a conered spot that he almost hit my eyes I had to push him on the bed and ran out of the house, then the second day I packed my stuff's and left for school throughout 2021 I didn't come home till December and he didn't bother calling or sent me money not my school fee and project fee I did everything on my own.

I came home late last year and apologized and later I asked him for my school fee which I had not paid as at that time, he kept giving me excuses which I Know he has and left after much talk he gave me #50,000 out of like #150,000 but sincerely I didn't collect it cos I don't know where to get the remains then I got a job and saved up and paid.

Presently I'm very mad at him because he never cared about me or my mum, all he does with his money is to give it to his concubines. It really painful that I had to work for 7-9hours everyday while standing for 1k per day and my dad is out there spending his money for one LovePeddler.

Do u think he deserves my forgiveness??

You live with a drug addict & you think you don’t have a problem in your hands?
Unless you also use hard drugs, you should be concerned before he advances to worse drugs than hemp, like meth or crack!
You better let his parents know their child is doing drugs!
Why are you still giving a boy who has a job extra money to buy frivolous things like hard drugs?
If you still want to live with him, he MUST. be rehabilitated from IGBO 1st. He will soon start stealing your money or selling your property to finance his drug habits. You & his parents better sort that out openly before the monster mature inside him!!

1. Discuss your sex anxiety with your partner. Let her take it easy with you.
2. Wear a condom to reduce the sensitivity of your rod.
3. Take it easy on yourself. Try to be as calm as possible before and during sex.
4. Engage in a lot of f0replay, so that your GF doesn’t stay so long to climax.
5. Go to any yoruba herbal store, buy the following:
a. Obuotoyo it is a local white crystal salt
b. Baara (bitter melon/gourd) remove the skin & cut the inside into cubes
c. African Crocus (Epakun)
d. Maca root (Isu Baka)
Cut all the ingredients into a 5litre keg. Soak in 7up for 3 days. Take a tot morning and night for 15days.
6. Avoid sugar and sweet things. Tell the Yoruba herbs store to prepare Jedi Jedi herbs for you. Drink the herb with the manpower concoction one tot morning and evening for 15days.
7. Eat banana (not plantain) religiously like your life depends on it.

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

What did these people do when Atiku championed the agenda to frustrate the ambitions of Jonathan in 2014/15?
Now you want the same Jonathan to help Atiku?! Nigerians can be so annoyingly hypocritical!

Nigerians are just mad people. If the wife is frustrating him, shouldn’t he leave the marriage for his sanity and longevity?
Is marriage a do or die affair?!

What you should do is to:
1. Start living life as if your brother is dead. It is his money not yours. Don’t be entitled to someone elses money. It is sad that he isn’t helping, but you need to learn to live with that reality & stop lying !
2. Think of something you can do to raise money. For instance you can take your shool ID card along when you go look for people who will give you a job. Let them know you need the job to survive in school.
3. You can do the following jobs on weekends and weekday evenings: Washing clothes for people, washing cars in estates far from your school, sweeping compunds, teaching secondary school students at tutorial centers in the evening, doing home lessons, home service cutting people’s hair if you have the skill, etc.
4. Approach big men/women in your church/mosque, talk to your pastor/imam to help. Remember to introduce yourself with your student ID. Let people know you don’t necessarily need handouts and you are ready to work.
5. When you get the jobs, cut down drastically on any extravagance, develop the attitude of saving and continue to be diligent and committed to your job and school.
6. Try not to date for now. You can be only date if you see a woman who understands your predicament and is willing to be with you, this is a rarity in Nigeria of today. So, don’t add woman headache to yours for now.

captainzee4life:
I'm so confused now as I pen down this.

Each time I call my brother to please send me money for upkeep in school, he won't give me. I asked him why but he will tell me he doesn't have it.

But whenever they tell him I'm sick in school by the sick bay head, he will rush and send money into the account for drugs.

During the long strike, I worked at a bread factory to raise money for my upkeep in school in school.

Now, my department has a compulsory excursion and it way expensive. I called him and told him and he said, "He doesn't have the money."

I used the money I saved to pay for the compulsory excursion. I will be down with nothing for upkeep.

I don't want to lie or keep lying about my health to get money from him.

Please senior and mature sirs/ma in the house what should I do? I have run out of options.

Packaged Obi & his cohorts will likely cashout big time from this adventure!

GMB is a very wicked, selfish, overrated and clueless man!
If others like Tinubu didn’t rally round your failing &ss and stake all in 2014, do you think you will ever be president?!

Typical!

novaris:
“Any fool can know. The point is to
understand.

Keep dreaming. E go shock una!�
OBI lost it because of his uncouth followers… especially online.

deNet:
O my God so Lagos is for LP too


Am available for you school assignments
Kindly check signature and contact me

Typical brain-dead Obituarist!

PointZerom:
Honestly...

So you will tell me you didn’t read where Adeosun was trying helplessly to show that there was no rift between Buhari & Tinubu?
If you don’t know that comment was just to mend fences, there is no way I can help you.
When did anyone even start believing Buhari & his team? Ministers under Buhari lie like it’s 2nd nature. They say one thing & in reality do another. If you don’t know this fact, I also cannot help you.
See the screenshot below from the article.

TheOgaBoss:
Oga stop that rubbish talk, here is kemi adeosun, former fin min, confirming that the fg was using tinubu's economic plan.
https://guardian.ng/news/fg-states-using-tinubus-economic-policies-says-adeosun/

As acting and politics no bring money again na?!

I honestly don’t understand you.

Manofnaija:
I are not saying the truth and you know it.

Werey, were you not in APC in 2015? What did you do to avert the Buhari disaster?
Who did Buhari listen to while he mismanaged Nigeria?
Obasanjo, Jonathan, Tinubu, Pastor Bakare and many others kept going to Aso Rock until they realized that they were talking to a wall.
Have idiots like Atiku forgotten how Tinubu was sidelined and relegated by Buhari to the delight of enemies? How then did he expect Tinubu to help?!
I swear most Nigerians are MAD! with their selective amnesia!

This old and greedy kleptomaniac just keeps making a mess of everything!

I know your biased mind will not let you notice Obi's inaudible voice of lies.
Just imagine a Nigerian president with an inaudible husky voice spewing lies and bogus statistics at the UN, With screaming headlineS in international newspapers the next day, 'NIGERIAN PRESIDENT LIED AT THE UN!!'.

Gossipninja:
Imagine Tinubu as Nigeria’s president (God forbid). Man would go to UN General Assembly and be licking his shaky fingers upandan while slurring through his prepared speech.

U no dey shame?