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donsponky:
Dat joke fit mak pesin slip

But you are not sleeping yet, are you? Sorry you didn't get it.

But, why?

Na who I go fit kidnap oooo? Any volunteer? Female, please. Lysaa, you go donate yourself?

Hi! I have a phone for sale:

Used Nokia 6230 for 4k last

If you get interest, holla me for 08062771068.

Though I don't think I'm near marriage yet, a woman who nags and who is fond of comparing my weak areas in relation to other people in my face, such would be a no, no.

I think e no go bad if me too join the market in my own little way. I get one clean, working Nokia 6230 for 4K last, the only problem with the phone is that the camera is on standby.

If you need it, call me on 08062771068.

Don't be surprised, lady. Those fellows (at MTN) are not through with you, yet. They are still making use of teaspoon to drink your coffee, before you know it they will graduate to tablespoon.

Hey, bro! You are not the one pissed off by this, I'm not left out. I just wonder what could be done to this MTN guys, they are becoming something of a parasite nowadays; the tariff - oppressive, service - nil. Let's not hope on the guys who ought to see to this, they are useless, or so it seems.

Hello engineers in the house! Please helep me. I have this Nokia 6230 phone that has a camera problem. Every time I try to turn the camera on it shows the message: "Operation failed" then "Camera on Stand by."

From the little research I did on it, I learnt that the problem may be coming from a D451 ic or something. I want to know how true that is, and if it is true, about how much would it cost me to have it repaired. Please help your brother man.

Thanks a lot, Mr Olawoye. The issue for me is not all about getting the expressions right, but that when I'm involved in a conversation with someone, I tend to misfire somehow. Can this be helped?

This is a really sorry story. I can't say I feel your pain or know how you feel, because life situations differ. But being in a rather similar condition, though not orphaned or a graduate, I'd like to tell you to get closer to God - pray to him in the way you can, try avoid sins. Try to be positive always about your future, though sometimes that may seem hard, but still make the effort.

As you noted that you have one 10k teaching job, I must concede that that is a meagre sum to live on, keep managing that for the mean time. And try see what additional skills you can attain like computing skills, professional (non-university) courses and so on to use as alternative ways of getting by while you continue looking for your dream job.

May God remember you and bless you. May He keep from all that is bad. Goodluck to you.

Please disregard my earlier message, I've just bought a phone I can use for the mean time.

Up Barca! Please someone need to tell Guardiola not to start the same mistake he made by selling Eto'o. He'd better not sell Yaya, that boy is good.  

khanye:
SIGNED!

Villa will arrive to sign in a few hours.

Total agreement. 42 millions for the transfer and a 4-years-lasting contract with option to sign for one more if needed.

Presentation: Barça wants to dress him in blaugrana on Friday.


Welcome DV7

Now, if that is true, then that should be a wonderful signing. Madrid, watch out!

I'm in need of a phone in the price range N6000 to N7000 with the following features urgently, could be used:

Memory slot
Java
Wap
Bluetooth

If you have any phone with these features do not hesitate to call or send the phone model and price to the phone number 08062771068.

I'll love to get this (at least a contact) within about 24+ hours, after which I may start looking elsewhere. I will edit this post when I've bought one.

Just bought one I can manage for the mean time

This is to inform all 100 level students interested in applying for Addax Petroleum Nigeria Limited scholarship for the 2009/2010 session. Check Addax Petroleum Nigeria Limited scholarship for complete details. It closes by May 28, 2010. So hurry!

To all of you searching for scholarships, especially those in 100 level, you might want to check out the above scholarship before it closes.

Check here . Wish you well.

kennyisaac:
if u live in lagos, u can get the form @ allen avenue, ikeja precisely.i love ife more than any other school in nigeria, i pray i am admitted, i did the last year post jamb, but i wasn't chosen, too bad , but am going to ife by all means, anybody who knows a sure means should alert me, no doubt i'll pas the post jamb, i scored 240 in d last year's post jamb, bt for this, i plan to giv it all out for it, ALMIGHTY GOD PLS COME HELP ME OH LORD FOR CHRIST SAKE, PLS OHHHH LORDDDDDD, PLSSSS, NOBODY CAN FEEL THE WAY AM FEELING.AV BEEN OUT OF SECONDARY SKOOL SINCE 2005, AM ALMOST 21 AND AM STL AT HOME, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chill, bro! You are (just) 21 and you are this afraid! Yours dearly spent 6 good years at home, though not because of results issue per se, but financial reasons (now in 200 level, UI). It's not the end of the world, just keep working at it (hard) and pray to God for success. Don't do something you might regret some day, because you sound rather desperate. My 2 cents.

@ recoome

I'm in economics myself (200), and from what I know only scores in subjects which are considered relevant to economics are used. From your results, I could see that you are science-oriented somehow, so I wouldn't know that would be computed (you may consult the JAMB brochure), that's not to say that we don't have science-oriented students in the department though. The UI grading system goes thus (as at last admission), so all of you may want to help yourselves:

A1 - 6
B2 - 5
B3 - 4
C4 - 3
C5 - 2
C6 - 1

O' level carries 60 points
JAMB exams carry 40 points

To compute your O' level points, you pick 5 subjects relevant to your course of study, add the points together based on your results and multiply by 2. For example, suppose you have A1 in all the five relevant subjects, 6*5=30*2=60. That is 60 points already.
To compute your JAMB points, divide your aggregate score by 10. Thus if you scored 400, you have 400/10=40. The total points should then be 60+40=100.

I think for those applying to engineering and economics, if you are able to score about 75 points using the above procedure, then you stand a good chance of admission. But, if you should fall slightly below that and you are from the locality (think this means south-west), then you may also be considered.

Hope this helps you all. Cheers!

That's just his own opinion. In mine, Messi is the one any day, no doubt CR9 is good too. Maybe I'm just biased being a Barca fan.

This is quite a shock to me. I had just listen to a song of his last night on radio before I started hearing some guys shouting that he is dead, only to be confirmed shortly on a radio station here in Ibadan. May his soul rest in perfect peace, in Jesus name. Amen.

abes:
Barca played thier best game against Arsenal that did not play thier best, and the game ended 2-2. Imagine if Arsenal had played thier best game.
The fact is if both teams play thier best against eachother, then Barca will be reduced to Gateway FC.
QED.

You mean with all those kids? You have got to be kidding me. _{Keep using your mouth to fight karate.}

dappssee:
Well you guys need to understand that its only restricted to Savings Accounts.

Its not fair on the bank that Savings Accounts will go into O.D.

Also remember Savings Accounts are interest bearing accounts.

If you consider the interests you are likely to make over a period, you will eventually get your N1,000 back many times over.

You call about N2 interest every other month interest? How many years will it take for that to turn to N1000? I've yet to believe this story, anyway.

To all the Arsenal fans, just keep hoping that manna should fall from heaven. Thank God, the marvelous Messi is not injured.

So these Arsenal guys are still giving themselves hope? It's a matter of 6 or 7 days for you to know the real score.

For now, I'd love to believe that this is a case of April fool. Somehow, I made a withdrawal yesterday afternoon which happens to reduce my balance to an amount lesser than N1000. So, try to convince me.

Hi all! If you know you are very brilliant and intelligent, but with little financial resources. Also you are currently in 100 level and you scored up to 275 in your JAMB exam, then this may be your opportunity to get a scholarship.

For the info check:

http://www.jidaw.com/empower/nigerian_agip_scholarship_awards.html

It closes on March 31, 2010. So hurry!

This is just to warn anyone unfortunate enough to be having interest in the above name fantasy football league to beware. Because the best outcome for you will be to get a refund, the other outcome if outright loss. I have been there and been burnt.

Just in case you perceive this to be a smear campaign,  Check here . If I had had this sort of information beforehand, I would have thought twice before involving myself with them. Wouldn't have gone near such dubious characters.

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