₦airaland Forum

Ungrateful biatch
Even though the car looks funny, she for get small sense to accept and appreciate the guy's efforts.

But she said she didn't saw you. She saw your ghost.
So who is lying?
The ghost owner or the sawer?

Abeg make all of them getat abeg

vickydevoka:
All gals will make heaven.

why will all girls make heaven?

He get where this thing no dey happen?
For nairaland sef e dey happen.
Tribalism and sexism is the norm.

Omo
Be like he better to chop breakfast for dating time than for marriage time.

Some guys won't make heaven sha. ASE!

Jovialjune1:
"Met" Buhari?

Why should I "met" him

lmaooooo

UyaiIncomparabl:
Maverick777,

And who exactly is a call girl? Did your mother not teach you manners at home? You sound so bitter. Why do you have to call him names? Ode calling another person ode. Like you are any better?

Complimenting someone now is low self-esteem. You that has high self esteem but open a bunch of threads with imaginary stories that never happened to massage your inflated sense of self importance.

I like this one.

Vawulence initiated

posty56:
simp, una no they Eva learn , besides she might be catfishing use your head!

shey if you see girl wey you like you no go approach am? It's not a sin man, no dey attribute everything as simping, via are you gay?

5ircreepy:
Clearly the man can afford a paternity test, he should confirm first. Some ladies be wilding.

some ladies be Wilding yenyenyen

Whey some guys no dey Wilding? No be married man knack the girl laidait? That one no be Wilding ?

Devil incarnate

I can't be stressing my sef to dey give advice.

I still don't know how peeps see a bill attached to liquid for say ₦40,000
And there is water for ₦100 , and the 40,000 that has the higher percentage of causing harm to your health is a better option.

Same goes for drugs.
Like? To what extent will factors influence and make one to go for drugs when there are other healthy options.

I hear guys say I drink, I smoke and they feel they are ontop of the world...I go just dey shake end for them. Yeah something must kill a man, but I no wan die by my own making.

People should have sense.

essentialone:
All these girls who sit and close their legs, what then is the purpose of buying expensive pants?

when your sister buy new pant and bra tell her to go naked.

I know my dream country will make the list.

Up Switzerland!!

Babtunz:
Sorry my question might sound lame but did you experience this while you were outside or indoor?

outside

I felt it today
I thought I was gonna burn for real.

The shopping mall details is funny

Like in Nollywood Abi

Those sh.its don't happen in reality

ReluctantAdult:
You don't get my point. Just read the last paragraph carefully.

okay, just did

Bros abeg no marry,hope you ain't considering marriage? You are not the marriageable type.

OsilaGama:
I have been searching for the tittle of this funny Chinese movie..
I can remember one character where a bald headed man has the ability to fly so high and also cause loads of destructions..
He has a kind of � Frog throat that blows up and gets flaccid...
Here is the picture of one of the characters

be like Kung fu hustle

Another yeye one Na Shaolin soccer...lol

Do you think any girl who doesn't poop is normal and living?

Just answer first

He masterminded it, and it was for a good course.
He opened the eyes of the youths, he made us feel powerful for standing against cruel bigotted and stupid fools like you in politics.
And if that is the reason for wanting to taint him bad you have done a poor job.

Lai you for no talk this nonsense wey you talk

I love this

I don't know why Nigerians are like this, doing like wetin I no Sabi define. Now your name don enter police database. Aseju


Shebi Na oyibo carry Christianity enter Africa, why disturbing them again ontop Christianity?

Them go soon kee this one.


They should just carry him to yabaleft or Aro. Cos this guy's got some mental health issues

pleboi:
@ukaface lols I said it.. That bitch haven't felt an orgasm in like forever... Please bitch shut your Ugly ass mouth up..... Cus I know you an ugly ass bitch... When I say ugly I mean the kind of ugly that you're supposed to be prosecuted to court for being ugly...lols

lmao

Bigot hasn't even seen me before....lmao.
Be like Na your sense you dey always cum out o, easy modafvking nigga before you turn a non entity.

pleboi:
@ukaface bitch seems like it's been a while you had an orgasm.. Don't put the frustration on me okay thot

again he thinks orgasm is an accomplishment.

Nigga must everything be about sex for you?

pleboi:
So that day I been trapping hard since the early morning ... I and my homie been at the trap house with them bad boys indigenes of my school then... We were sipping on them crystals and green herbs.... Then I got a call from this bitch I been screwing since 100 level...she was like she misses me and the weather was cold she wouldn't want to be alone that night...So at exactly after 9 I and my homie were on our way to go see this thot... We got there her roomie was with her.... But gush! her roomie is damn ugly with a bony build... Anytime I was over there she would be giving me eyes like please come give me some of that dick...but I don't Bleep with you if you gat no as*... you know what I mean?... So my bro tried wooing her but her ugliness was forming... And she left the room... By after 11 I have already eaten to my fill and took one more stick of the blunt... I sprang into action with the thot and my homie was lying at the other side....I bleeped this bitch so hard she was begging me to cum.... She was like babe ain't you done yet... Surprisingly after she asked that question I still bleeped her for 30 more minutes and she cummed hard before I cummed.... She got that thick wet pussy and the thick body with big ass and big tits the complete package...When I was done the thot stagggerd to the bathroom and after that went to bed happy.... I and my homie could not sleep till day break cus that area was full of oppositions/enemies and also cus of the crystal meth... My homie later confess say konji don kill am as I de bleep that banny! Lol

waaaaawuuuu what an accomplishment.
Couldn't you be more proud of yourself

This one don dey beef Davido since.
No be Davido say make you meet poverty o

Bluezy13:
Literally not three different openings, but two.

Consider two Streams (A &B) that run into one River (C).
Steam A is for Urinating.
Stream B is for birth.
While the River (C) is the Vagina.
Therefore A + B = C.

So technically, there are two openings.
The Anus and the vagina. But the vagina is an opening to/from two routes.

My mathematical representation may be non substantial but I don't agree with the OP. Doctors will explain better.

Modified*
Fortunately, my disagreement has opened doors for more elaboration as can be seen below.

wetin this one dey talk?

Nairalanders sef

This one wey you wan look like Johnny bravo with your tooth pick legs.
No be only masturbate Na poleturbate