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HealthRe: Corpse Allegedly Hijacks The Ambulance Conveying It In Benin (Video) by ukaface(f): 8:29pm On Jul 04, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Since it happened to be in edo state

I have no doubt cheesy tongue

Those people and witches are like 5 and 6 tongue undecided.
you know there is a country also known as Benin?
So how did you come to the conclusion of Benin, Edo State?
RomanceRe: Ladies What's Your Turn Off In A Guy? Guys Learn. by ukaface(f): 8:25pm On Jul 03, 2022
Goldmaxx:
you'll die in your father's house.
We no go marry you tongue
you will forever be unfortunate
RomanceRe: Ladies What's Your Turn Off In A Guy? Guys Learn. by ukaface(f): 7:43pm On Jul 03, 2022
Persephone1:
That yahoo boy clothing get me laughing out loud! cheesy

Do those guys know they look irresponsible in those outfits?
I don't think they know.
They probably feel like the next best thing after fried rice
PoliticsRe: 85-Year-Old Obasanjo Rides Keke With Passengers Onboard In Abeokuta by ukaface(f): 8:14pm On Jul 02, 2022
Jostoman:
e dey pain you
I only hissed
How is that supposed to pain me?
FamilyRe: They Said I Look Like Dr Martin Luther King Junior(picture) by ukaface(f): 8:14pm On Jul 02, 2022
Utanisco:
Make e no too pain u


People de where de see. Am

Yur simply blind

Thankyu bro
(f) dey my name Na
Abi you blind too?
PoliticsRe: 85-Year-Old Obasanjo Rides Keke With Passengers Onboard In Abeokuta by ukaface(f): 8:13pm On Jul 02, 2022
nickyj19:
na bad belle go letter kill you undecided
winch
PoliticsRe: 85-Year-Old Obasanjo Rides Keke With Passengers Onboard In Abeokuta by ukaface(f): 8:05pm On Jul 02, 2022
Mtcheeeew
RomanceRe: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by ukaface(f): 8:04pm On Jul 02, 2022
He's got some issues.
CelebritiesRe: Who Can You Recognise In This Throwback Photo? by ukaface(f): 8:02pm On Jul 02, 2022
And darey fine that year oo
PhonesRe: What's Your First Word When You Mistakenly Drop Your Phone by ukaface(f): 8:01pm On Jul 02, 2022
Upliftment101:
Otuocha!!! shocked
no o
You for talk
Akpa Amu!!!
PhonesRe: What's Your First Word When You Mistakenly Drop Your Phone by ukaface(f): 8:00pm On Jul 02, 2022
Jesus!!!
FamilyRe: They Said I Look Like Dr Martin Luther King Junior(picture) by ukaface(f): 7:59pm On Jul 02, 2022
Who said?
Everybody wan dey claim resemblance to great people, but can you do half of what they've done?

Your lips and nose compared to his are totally different.
Rest!
RomanceRe: Ladies What's Your Turn Off In A Guy? Guys Learn. by ukaface(f): 7:57pm On Jul 02, 2022
Guy that is always talking sex and after sex.

Guy wey too dey feel proud.

Guys that feel money is the problem of all girls.
Unbearded guys
Fat guys
Bleached skin
' Yahoo boy' clothing signature
Fair skin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Atiku Married Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba, Vote For Him by ukaface(f): 2:20pm On Jul 02, 2022
Pea sized brain
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 12 Jobs That Make Your Girlfriend Promiscuous by ukaface(f): 4:51pm On Jul 01, 2022
Mtcheeeew
Stupid senseless post.

So if your daughter do mistake do nursing,you would automatically tag her promiscuous?

Rubbish
PoliticsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: Nigeria Ready To Fill Natural Gas Gap In Europe – Buhari by ukaface(f): 7:41am On Jul 01, 2022
How?? Howhuh??


How kwanu Nahuh?!?!!!?!
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 25 To 30 by ukaface(f): 10:19pm On Jun 30, 2022
zionmde:
Until u are 50yrs and ur first child is 10, that's when you will know what is suffering
what's the problem with that?

How una dey take think sef?
Always going with the crowd ,you can't sit and reason this thing you typed? E make sense?
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 25 To 30 by ukaface(f): 10:16pm On Jun 30, 2022
balmingilead:
Don't make mistakes some of our Fathers or Senior Brothers made.

Marry now with the little you have. Don't wait to be a millionaire, Have kids early so you can grow with them.

Grow with your kids and succeed with
your wife. You will never finish making money or achieving your plans.

You might still not succeed at your target year. So start your life early, with consistency you will grow.

My father said this to me: _When i was 25, i was talking about making billions before i marry.

Many years later, billions didn't come, yet no kid no wife... I had an opportunity to marry the most beautiful love of my life very early, But my fear was, can i really take care of her? But right now She's married with Four grown up children.

The guy that married her was still schooling then, but had the courage. They worked hard and succeeded together. I failed, so please if you can feed yourself, you can feed your wife. You have to believe it, marry early, don't wait.

Don't make our mistakes, I see
my childhood friends play with their kids..

Most of them are not doing as well as me.. But they are happier with their families..

Trust me it isn't money only, but Rather your Maturity, your

happiness depends entirely on your wisdom and the way you Handle Life. With
a well planned life they are happier.

Trust me it

isn't money, What is our problem?

Build mansion, buy the latest Car in Town, marry Sharon stone type, but still we don't have those things we dreamt of, and of course the years we wasted, we can never have them neverrrr!!!_

Please don't be 60yrs old and your kids will still be in their 20's..What are you supposed to be at that age? Their grand father.

Please young men, take my advice seriously.

Marry, don't be afraid, that girl you are finding too many fault in has many good qualities if you look well.

Don't think you will get every thing before you
settle down. God can change your life in a blink, with a good and Focus wife by your side, you will succeed
by the grace of the almighty God ....

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But what's this issue of ' grow with your kids'

First advice them to know and understand what marriage, parenting entails.
Most don't even know the different styles/ types of parenting.
Some don't know what marriage is all about.
It's usually about kids,kids.

Get things right abeg.
You think say to dey groom pikin Na beans.
FamilyRe: Why Do Poor Parents Have More Children Than Rich Parents? (pictures) by ukaface(f):
Because they believe one of their children will bail them from poverty
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by ukaface(f):
Women don dey throw man comot from house for Naijahuh
Waaaaaaawuuuuuuu!

When will Nigeria finally leave Africa and enter Europe?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Actors Campaign For Tinubu Presidency (Video) by ukaface(f): 7:18pm On Jun 29, 2022
Nonsense people.

Sense to think no dey for all these one again.
Money will make them even campaign for the silliest person to be Nigeria president.
Shiooooor.
FoodRe: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by ukaface(f): 7:22pm On Jun 26, 2022
Kollins11:
It doesn't look attractive and I'm sure it's not delicious. If I marry you I will definitely bring in my sidechick to come cook for me in your presence.

You're a waste of bride price.
she say she wan marry you before?
Christianity EtcRe: Stop Using Your Phone In Church! by ukaface(f): 7:17pm On Jun 26, 2022
wunmi590:
huh

I don't do unnecessary fashion in church, once I'm leaving home to church, I off my phone or sometimes put it on air plane mode....

That's what we were brought up with, and I've also inculcated it in my own family too.....

I'm a catholic and once an alter server, so I get used to offing my phone before even stepping into the sacristy

I don't do big boy in the presence of God...
but do you know everyday, e'rytime and everymoment you're in the presence of God? Why should the church hour be the only time you are bin his presence?

Therefore, you for Kuku no use phone atall.
Christianity EtcRe: Anytime I Pick Up My Bible To Read , I Always Feel Sleepy by ukaface(f): 7:11pm On Jun 26, 2022
Cos it's actually boring
RomanceRe: "You Wan Kill Me?" : Sex Worker Raises Alarm, Fights Insatiable Customer (video) by ukaface(f): 4:56pm On Jun 24, 2022
luminouz:
Really? After paying her 25khuh


grin grin
he is still a useless man
Paying 25k for sex... imagine the whole energy he is exerting ontop of poosea.

God forbid I meet useless man like him
RomanceRe: "You Wan Kill Me?" : Sex Worker Raises Alarm, Fights Insatiable Customer (video) by ukaface(f): 4:17pm On Jun 24, 2022
Useless man
HealthRe: Nurse Locks Doctor Up At Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospital (vid) by ukaface(f): 9:16am On Jun 24, 2022
HilcomTech:
You were probably not smart enough to try.

Same goes for us in engineering. Many of those mathematics and physics lecturers actually applied to study engineering but failed to meet the cut off and eventually hated the rest of us that made it to engineering.
I don't just understand the archaic mindset y'all have.
Can someone possibly love and want to be a Nurse? Why must I crave medicine before nursing. I don't understand. Nursing is a course just as medicine so why can't I naturally want to study nursing.
I've never filled in medicine in jamb. What kinda way do y'all think kwanu?

Abeg leave me this morning I no get strength for back and forth senseless argument.
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Really Want?(pictures) by ukaface(f): 8:20am On Jun 24, 2022
Lol
The thing pain you...
HealthRe: Nurse Locks Doctor Up At Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospital (vid) by ukaface(f): 7:45am On Jun 24, 2022
afrodoc2:
Your stupidity is incandescent.

Why on earth would i feel threatened by a dunderhead like you? grin grin grin grin

You are just another fat, ugly, sweaty empty-headed injection jabber.

Apart from screaming at women in labor to open their legs well well, what other skill do you have? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Okay

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