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Politics › Re: Tinubu Launched Rapid Response Squad (RRS) In 1999 (Throwback Video) by ukaface(f): 10:15am On Feb 14, 2022
YorubaIsGreat:
All hail jagaban, on his mandate we all stand
Children of hate and perdition can hate him but that won't stop us from loving him, we will support him till the end, me and my people nah tinubu we go vote, nah him we want and nothing can stop us
you think Tinubu is the saviour??
Or you want him because of tribe??
Nigeria is suffering as it is, I don't see Tinubu doing anything better. Why can't you just pity Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by ukaface(f): 9:38am On Feb 14, 2022
pitroski:
When she dey collect iphone Sha she care to asked when the money is coming from

The guy na real nigga I sware
Abi you no want this kine real nigga for your sister ni
Romance › Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:55am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:
Without a piper they wouldn’t be rats
so who be Piper? Who be rats?
Romance › Re: Valentine Celebration. How Do I Organise One In My Office by ukaface(f): 8:52am On Feb 14, 2022
Must it be celebrated??

I no understand
Romance › Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:51am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:
You/r Virginias always make the move .
Lmaoooo
Move Kwa?
Who dey get erection?
Romance › Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:39am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:
So you saying you girls are just for phucking thingshuh
Na curious I Dey oo
are guys not for phucking too?Abi Na animal una dey phuck?
Culture › Re: Which Is The Correct Pronunciation Jellof Rice Or Jollof Rice? by ukaface(f): 6:56am On Feb 14, 2022
Na jollof rice
Romance › Re: How To Enjoy Valentine As A Single Lady Without Any Fuss Or Self Pity by ukaface(f): 6:55am On Feb 14, 2022
Na person wey no get wahala dey stress ontop valentine
Romance › Re: How To Enjoy Valentine As A Single Lady Without Any Fuss Or Self Pity by ukaface(f): 6:54am On Feb 14, 2022
9182736455O1999:
Over Hyped celebration
aswear
Crime › Re: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by ukaface(f): 6:40am On Feb 14, 2022
Make she just do irrevocable charm to bind her soul and his for life.
Romance › Re: Have You Seen A Handsome or beautiful person with very black lips?? by ukaface(f): 6:35am On Feb 14, 2022
Englishisamust:
Your opinion is needed
To me most people with black lips are ugly. We can check the likes of Zazuu, Shaydee, wandecoal, mohbad.
Did they create themselves?
Why body shaming people over what they didn't create?
Just imagine Wande coal with pink lips, sho make sense?
Romance › Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 6:33am On Feb 14, 2022
Na you gangan be simp
So you're using this opportunity to tell us that you just phucked! I can see how proud you feel for been phucked.
A fellow guy wants to do same thing you did and you are feeling flyhuh? Calling him a simp,if he is then you are.
Romance › Re: Why Is My Gender So Useless? (Photo) by ukaface(f): 6:30am On Feb 14, 2022
Very stupid gender
They will end up abusing you if you refuse to succumb to their sex invite. Very stupid set of people.
Politics › Re: See A Clearer Picture Of Where Tinubu Wets Himself (photo) by ukaface(f): 6:19am On Feb 14, 2022
eagleu:
Some smart guy diagnosed normal pressure hydrocephalus, and I can't agree more.
When a person like him loses bladder and bowel continence, falls all the time then he needs a small hole dug in his brain to release pressure after CT head. Everyone knows that!
ehn?
Politics › Re: See A Clearer Picture Of Where Tinubu Wets Himself (photo) by ukaface(f): 6:19am On Feb 14, 2022
JOemmy:
What a shame the judgment of God have started on these wicked corrupt nigerian politicians.
storey
Which yeye judgement?
Average and poor Nigerians that are sick are sick because of the judgement of God?
Tinubu is simply sick,no be any judgement of God.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Another Video Of Tinubu Adjusting His Pampers by ukaface(f): 6:15am On Feb 14, 2022
Abeg
I beg Nigerians not to vote for this man. Abeg, sufferhead don tire us na
Celebrities › Re: Oxlade Apologizes To His Fans And The Lady In His Viral Sex Tape by ukaface(f):
But what were you thinking setting up a record for the sex, even videoed yourself and your d*CK
Dude, all these stunts are intentional biko, no come dey form holy man.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Destiny Etiko Shows Off Her Stunning Look After Her Walkout Session (pic by ukaface(f): 6:58pm On Feb 12, 2022
This anty is obsessed over her body
She no ever dream am say she go get this kine body for her lifetime, all her videos she must sha use style show nyash.

Hiaaa
Romance › Re: See The Early Gift I Got Myself For Valentine(pics) by ukaface(f): 6:38pm On Feb 12, 2022
Iamdbull:
Was hungry so I decided to visit the mall, got something to eat fast and I was heading back home as I was bout to leave the mall I saw some slides displayed in the showglass so I decided to window shop, saw the price 35k its expensive tho but hey how much is 35k out of the millions in my account. Just gave them my CC and transaction done. Since I don't have a boo let me spoil myself.

Might be dashing it out soon, don't use my slides for more than a month
sorry o
Travel › Re: Vandals Damage Lagos-Ibadan Railway Track, Trains Forced To Stop In Bush by ukaface(f): 3:10pm On Feb 12, 2022
This country is doomed
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Primary Health Center Built By Ifelodun Local Government, Lagos by ukaface(f): 3:08pm On Feb 12, 2022
Nice
I will love to see how it looks like in 10 years from now.

Nigerians don't have maintenance culture
Family › Re: Motherly Vs Fatherly Love/care, Who Among Them Cared More 4 You? See Photos by ukaface(f): 3:05pm On Feb 12, 2022
Chidex50:
Future Feminist Loading
probably if her father did more, she wouldn't be tagged a feminist by you.
Family › Re: Motherly Vs Fatherly Love/care, Who Among Them Cared More 4 You? See Photos by ukaface(f): 3:02pm On Feb 12, 2022
African fathers can be unnecessarily strict biko.

I would choose my mum's,but my dad try too he can go out of his way to make things happen.
Romance › Re: What's The One Gift Your Ex Gave You That You Still Have? by ukaface(f): 2:54pm On Feb 12, 2022
I no get anything

God forbid sef
Family › Re: Wife Surprisingly Paid Her Husband’s Long-term Loan (video) by ukaface(f): 12:49pm On Feb 12, 2022
dialfa:
I wonder how many blow jobs paid for that.
sicko
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 20 Percent Of My Salary. Help! by ukaface(f): 10:26am On Feb 12, 2022
DonroxyII:
The world is messy and it's because of thinking like yours.

The person you quoted is right ...

No matter your achievements once God Is out of it, It will End in shame..

If US/Russia/China were to apply God despite their global achievements and developmental index, We won't be looking at Nuclear Threats every seconds via Ukraine debacles or Middle-East Terrorism.

God is all about being Fair to yourself and to others.
Are you talking about the God who asked his chosen people to wipe out nations? Y'all be picking the few moralistic parts of the Bible to justify our irresponsibility.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: FG Has Built 19,478 Out Of 300,000 Homes For Nigerians by ukaface(f): 7:52am On Feb 12, 2022
Where the houses dey?
Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Male Circumcision? by ukaface(f): 7:49am On Feb 12, 2022
odinson1:
There are the same thing dear,the effects doesn't matter.
What matters is that the genitals of both Genders are being "mutilated" so it isn't a notion of Gender inequality as Feminists would believe.

Raise another point.
they are not same thing sir.
Do you still feel the pain as an adult? Can you even remember the pain you went thru as a baby?
Be considerate biko, no use hatred towards female to analyse this topic. FGM is 100% worse than male circumcision.

Probably you should mutilate your female child, then watch to see the consequence.
Romance › Re: Men, Do Not Lose A Good Woman!!! by ukaface(f): 3:56am On Feb 12, 2022
silverlinen:
Is there a good woman
Nah they're all bunch of unsatisfied and greedy specie
so for your mind now men are perfect being?
Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Male Circumcision? by ukaface(f): 3:50am On Feb 12, 2022
odinson1:
When I see feminists citing "female genital mutilation" as an example of gender inequality against women,i stop to wonder, don't these idiots have fathers,brothers,sons and husbands who were circumcised at birth?

@datboredberry, the process of circumcision is a terrible sight to behold, but i believe circumcised joysticks looks better than the uncircumcised ones. Don't you agree?
smh....
Read about the types of FGM
Can you really compare FGM to male circumcision?
Imagine having sex with a female that doesn't feel anything, do you know how difficult it becomes during childbirth for women who have type 3( narrowing of the vag** Na).
Can you really allow your girl child to have her cl** toris remove? That's like the sensitive part of a female similar to pe**nos

This isn't about equality issh just think of the harm and risks associated with FGM,don't be biased.
Romance › Re: 35-year-old Man Tries To Woo 23-year-old Lady On Facebook. Then This Happened by ukaface(f): 3:40am On Feb 12, 2022
Rubbish punchline
' you are sweet like banana' eeeeewww
Romance › Re: 35-year-old Man Tries To Woo 23-year-old Lady On Facebook. Then This Happened by ukaface(f): 3:39am On Feb 12, 2022
Vickyvice:
35 years not old nah. Besides in three years this girl go become evening paper. She better marry now
how is 26 evening newspaper?
This is the mentality females will embrace at the end rush to marry rubbish.

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