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RomanceRe: Are There Still Descent Girls Out There With Zero Body Count? by ukaface(f): 6:28pm On Feb 22, 2022
O.p do you have zero body count?
CelebritiesRe: Ugezu: Doing DNA Test Not African, A Child That Calls African Man Father Is His by ukaface(f): 7:13pm On Feb 21, 2022
Mtcheeeew
FamilyRe: You Adopted A Boy And Later Gave Birth To A Boy. Who Is Your First Son? by ukaface(f): 10:44pm On Feb 19, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
adopted son will be the 1st child, biological son will fully understand....all chldren will be loved equally (whether male female biological or otherwise), and receive equal share in my will.

only foolish people die without a will,
will you want to tell your biological son ,his elder brother isn't bloodhuh
FamilyRe: You Adopted A Boy And Later Gave Birth To A Boy. Who Is Your First Son? by ukaface(f): 10:43pm On Feb 19, 2022
caesymore:
Mehn...

The adopted will be made to know he is not my biological son, and I will definitely take care of him as mine but definitely not as my first child and I pray I trained him well not to feel jealous because any atom of jealousy will mean I'm sending him away far away
mehhhhn
You go dey harsh small o
CrimeRe: Man Attempts Suicide After His Girlfriend Dumped Him In Kano (Photos) by ukaface(f): 5:46pm On Feb 16, 2022
Newboss:
STD? You sound very ignorant. Educate yourself.
Na you dey ignorant
CrimeRe: Man Attempts Suicide After His Girlfriend Dumped Him In Kano (Photos) by ukaface(f): 4:11pm On Feb 16, 2022
Newboss:
Of course e go reach everybody.

Na why we dey talk about simping make boys free themselves from the control of a toto. Toto full ground. Fûck as many as you can, even if you get wife or girlfriend.

No dull any willing toto. Fûck love stories. We are the masters of our destinies.
STD go soon be national cake, make una no just bring am my side
CrimeRe: Man Attempts Suicide After His Girlfriend Dumped Him In Kano (Photos) by ukaface(f): 3:15pm On Feb 16, 2022
Eiyaaaa

Sorry
E go reach everybody, I don chop my own.
All the acclaimed alpha male on NL will chop too
EducationRe: What Class Were You, When You Read This Book? by ukaface(f): 2:50pm On Feb 16, 2022
Carot:
ukaface you be ancient of days
wahala o, calm down
I no be ancient of days.
My elder brother had those reader and I could relate.
FamilyRe: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by ukaface(f): 10:23am On Feb 16, 2022
Senomii:
Omo why I open this thread, I don run comot for house as I just see something like person shadow enter my kitchen
yeah, I think your house is haunted too
FamilyRe: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by ukaface(f): 10:21am On Feb 16, 2022
There is a living dead soul there.
The house is haunted
EducationRe: What Class Were You, When You Read This Book? by ukaface(f): 9:45am On Feb 16, 2022
ebig21:
That’s mr Nwosu and Mrs Nwosu that’s the Christmas chicken ,mum is cooking rice, that’s Macmillan primary two reader also with Ali and simbi
Edet lives in Calabar is reader three
Agbo and uncle mike the engineer is reader 4
Wakama and kunle and Alabi stubborn goat is reader 5
I can’t remember reader 6
meeehn, you're on point
CelebritiesRe: How Is Chioma Managing? Now That Davido Looks Like This? (WARNING!!! Hot Photo) by ukaface(f): 9:40am On Feb 16, 2022
He still looks bland to me sha
Nothing exciting Abi eye dey pain me?
RomanceRe: Why Do Men In Their Late Thirties And Early Forties Easily Say "NO" To Sex? by ukaface(f): 9:24am On Feb 16, 2022
Because they've realised that life is a whole lot more of other things than sex.
PhonesRe: . by ukaface(f): 1:35pm On Feb 15, 2022
Toma2:
763k
Money must be made..
Congratulations
longthroat.
Na this kine talk all those guys turn to money ritualists and Yahoo boys.
Better focus on your hustle
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke's Husband Showers Her With Gifts On Valentine's Day (Video) by ukaface(f): 1:26pm On Feb 15, 2022
chatinent:
She hugged him and started patting him on his back?
what's wrong with that
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Walks Me Out Of Her Room by ukaface(f): 1:40pm On Feb 14, 2022
Pasima:
Good morning guys please I am not happy, there is my girlfriend I am in love with we do bleep and I suck her well but after new year her attitude changed she doesn't allow me to touch her if I ask her for sex she will say not yet. Recently I notice that when I am her room she don't change her cloths. Today after bathing she ask me to stay outside, I was there for 5 minutes, i ask her what is the meaning of that she didn't reply me and just ignored me. I got very angry and left. From my observation i think someone is trying engage and marry her. What do you guys think?
I think the sun is too hot,I need something cold to use and chill first
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Original Dress Surfaces, Wet Dress Is Fake by ukaface(f): 1:37pm On Feb 14, 2022
Hope the man behind him that was covering his nose was also edited
PoliticsRe: Why I Urinated On My Body - Tinubu by ukaface(f): 1:36pm On Feb 14, 2022
Cruise
CareerRe: How Much Of Your Income Do You Save Monthly? by ukaface(f): 1:31pm On Feb 14, 2022
67% of my salary
I've saved more than a million, e for don pass 1.5M sef. However, I dey use am run somethings
CrimeRe: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by ukaface(f): 10:30am On Feb 14, 2022
Nonexisting:
Is this experience speaking?
no be only experience Na shiloh
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Launched Rapid Response Squad (RRS) In 1999 (Throwback Video) by ukaface(f): 10:15am On Feb 14, 2022
YorubaIsGreat:
All hail jagaban, on his mandate we all stand
Children of hate and perdition can hate him but that won't stop us from loving him, we will support him till the end, me and my people nah tinubu we go vote, nah him we want and nothing can stop us
you think Tinubu is the saviour??
Or you want him because of tribe??
Nigeria is suffering as it is, I don't see Tinubu doing anything better. Why can't you just pity Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by ukaface(f): 9:38am On Feb 14, 2022
pitroski:
When she dey collect iphone Sha she care to asked when the money is coming from

The guy na real nigga I sware
Abi you no want this kine real nigga for your sister ni
RomanceRe: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:55am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:
Without a piper they wouldn’t be rats
so who be Piper? Who be rats?
RomanceRe: Valentine Celebration. How Do I Organise One In My Office by ukaface(f): 8:52am On Feb 14, 2022
Must it be celebrated??

I no understand
RomanceRe: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:51am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:
You/r Virginias always make the move .
Lmaoooo
Move Kwa?
Who dey get erection?
RomanceRe: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:39am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:
So you saying you girls are just for phucking thingshuh
Na curious I Dey oo
are guys not for phucking too?Abi Na animal una dey phuck?
CultureRe: Which Is The Correct Pronunciation Jellof Rice Or Jollof Rice? by ukaface(f): 6:56am On Feb 14, 2022
Na jollof rice
RomanceRe: How To Enjoy Valentine As A Single Lady Without Any Fuss Or Self Pity by ukaface(f): 6:55am On Feb 14, 2022
Na person wey no get wahala dey stress ontop valentine
RomanceRe: How To Enjoy Valentine As A Single Lady Without Any Fuss Or Self Pity by ukaface(f): 6:54am On Feb 14, 2022
9182736455O1999:
Over Hyped celebration
aswear
CrimeRe: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by ukaface(f): 6:40am On Feb 14, 2022
Make she just do irrevocable charm to bind her soul and his for life.
RomanceRe: Have You Seen A Handsome or beautiful person with very black lips?? by ukaface(f): 6:35am On Feb 14, 2022
Englishisamust:
Your opinion is needed
To me most people with black lips are ugly. We can check the likes of Zazuu, Shaydee, wandecoal, mohbad.
Did they create themselves?
Why body shaming people over what they didn't create?
Just imagine Wande coal with pink lips, sho make sense?
RomanceRe: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 6:33am On Feb 14, 2022
Na you gangan be simp
So you're using this opportunity to tell us that you just phucked! I can see how proud you feel for been phucked.
A fellow guy wants to do same thing you did and you are feeling flyhuh? Calling him a simp,if he is then you are.

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