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Celebrities › Re: AY Makun's, Friends & Family Throw A Welcome Party For His New Baby, Ayomide by ukaface(f): 2:07pm On Mar 13, 2022
Lonestar124:
I hope the child is a boy because he definitely need it.....congrat
no it's a girl.
Oya do your worst
Family › Re: Pregnancy Or Nursing Of Baby; Which Is More Challenging? by ukaface(f): 11:49am On Mar 13, 2022
Emperordynasty:
Don't mind the troll I don't know which excruciating pain he is talking about, we men don't even know when sperm is produced talk less of feeling pain in the process...


Respect to all women....
You people have to put up with a
Monthly menstraution
A need to be more hygenic due to your body make up
Pregnancy
Labour.
Nursing and breastfeeding and a host of others that I don't know cuz you guys are the ones experiencing it..

We men have our own issues but on this note I will say una dey try abeg

Respect to all the women out there
Thank you .
Family › Re: Pregnancy Or Nursing Of Baby; Which Is More Challenging? by ukaface(f): 11:08am On Mar 13, 2022
Zonefree:
None!

Sperm production is more challenging than these two.

Women don't understand the excruciating pains men go through during sperm production, maybe cos men hardly complain.
does the excruciating pain span for 9months?

What are you saying sef?
Health › Re: Genotype Wahala, Share Your Experience by ukaface(f): 11:05am On Mar 13, 2022
guru90:
If u are As ....don't u ever dream of marry As as well...

Because all ur children will be like a broom.....
no, don't say that.
Sicklers don't look like broom.
I've come across very chubby SS.

What you should say should be in relation of their frequent visits to hospitals, crisis, pains, emotional and financial issues to the parents
Nairaland General › Re: Which Year Did You Discover Nairaland ? by ukaface(f): 10:57am On Mar 13, 2022
2011
Introduced by my brother
Romance › Re: Has She Ever Done This?? by ukaface(f): 10:56am On Mar 13, 2022
eedhrisademola:
Pray say na SWEARS wey go fetch me money sha
lol
Them dey swear for person to get moneyhuh
Rather, they pray or bless someone to get money.
Romance › Re: Sad Truth About Lagos Girls by ukaface(f): 10:51am On Mar 13, 2022
Lmao
Funny thread.

So the ish is about girls that have been used,how guys should be careful about them. But, how about the guys performing this barbaric act? Do we applaud them? Shouldn't we be scared of them?
It's okay for guys to turn ritualists, all because of their ' get rich quick' syndrome?
The girls didn't use themselves. How can y'all fault the females alone?
Una no well
Romance › Re: ?? by ukaface(f): 10:46am On Mar 13, 2022
Please where the part 1 of the story?
Romance › Re: Has She Ever Done This?? by ukaface(f): 10:43am On Mar 13, 2022
It means she's swearing for you
Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone Like This? (pics) by ukaface(f): 2:17pm On Mar 12, 2022
Shamelessman01:
Ladies can you? Guys would you like to build like that?

See videos here

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Ca-Pj2XgA8A/?utm_medium=copy_link


To listen and enjoy the background song
Click here

https://audiomack.com/dbullofficial/song/never-lived
no I can't.
All of this isn't necessary biko.
What does it add to the relationship?
Crime › Re: Husband, Emmanuel Chigozie Beat His Pregnant Wife To Death In Lagos (photos) by ukaface(f): 10:31pm On Mar 11, 2022
Totilopussylick:
She is in a better place now sad

No more worries for her sad


No more beating angry


The husband is the one suffering now

So many regret going through his mined now tongue
How do you know she's in a better place though?
Romance › Re: She Has Turned Me To A Mugu by ukaface(f): 7:54pm On Mar 10, 2022
Even you get problem
Travel › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Train: Diesel Finally Arrives (Video) by ukaface(f): 6:48pm On Mar 10, 2022
Yeye country.

I don't know who I offended,or what I did wrong in my former life to allow me be a citizen of this country
Travel › Re: Ibadan To Lagos Train Stuck In The Forest As Fuel Finishes (pictures) by ukaface(f): 2:45pm On Mar 10, 2022
Nonsense country
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Sex Tape: Runs Girl Threatens To Leak Singer's Video by ukaface(f): 10:08am On Mar 10, 2022
Abeg make the runs girl drop am
Celebrities › Re: Korra Obidi's Husband, Dean, Is Divorcing Her by ukaface(f): 9:59am On Mar 10, 2022
DatoDatuk:
When u go dey shake your yansh anyhow online...u think we men like that?...even did water birth and posted the whole show online for cheap likes etc..we can only tolerate it for a little while if u are good then boom breakfast time and u can gth out
but the husband was involved with the water birth, was even involved in videoing most of her dances and contents.
Romance › Re: Lady Calls Out Ex-boyfriend Who Cheated Her, Shares Pics Of His Dirty Boxers by ukaface(f): 7:22am On Mar 09, 2022
Sentiments aside
Less focus is given to the hygiene of boys in Nigeria. Kai! Nigerian guys can be dirty fa
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of This Gadget by ukaface(f): 1:52pm On Mar 07, 2022
Classickj:
Spotted kiss
So you day among girls way day use vibrator grin grin shocked
how did you end up with that conclusion though?
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of This Gadget by ukaface(f): 1:52pm On Mar 07, 2022
Classickj:
W.t.h angry angry
I know it flash, just want to know the name of this personal flash
okay
No vex
You go like aproko sha, you know say Na flash you still want know the name of the personal flash.
Romance › Re: Am I Not Making A Mistake? by ukaface(f): 1:46pm On Mar 07, 2022
Drsnives:
Good morning nairaladers, pls pardon my errors.
I met this girl late last year, she's nice, godly and has most of the qualities i want in a wife. i love her, though her dad is late and her mum should be in her late thirties.
Yesterday we were chatting and she was like her dad didn't do the necessary rites on her mum and hence according to tradition i will have to pay her mum's bride price to her family before i will be allowed to start her own (my babe) marriage rites. I just weak cos have never heard of such. Where i won see the money for double bride price?
Pls nairaladers, have any of you come across such ridiculous tradition or she's making it up herself cos i feel like quiting the whole thing.
I just tire. Your opinions are welcomed

I'll appreciate lalasticlala if this topic is moved to front page for wider audience.
Thanks
which kind tradition be this one again.
Na you dey marry her mama? Why you go come pay her bride price? Orisirisi
Romance › Re: If A Very Young Girl Has Very Big Backside At A Young Age,what Happens In Future by ukaface(f): 1:43pm On Mar 07, 2022
GooodHardDick:
OP, girl wey Don dey collect dick since when she was 14, na you dey wonder wetin she go be when she grow up?
you follow give am Abi.

Dunno why you guys have lots of misconceptions about girls and sex especially while using body, age and complexion .

So in your mind the girl can never be a virgin?
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of This Gadget by ukaface(f): 1:39pm On Mar 07, 2022
Classickj:
I saw this small device in my compound early in this morning. I don't know the name, if you have any idea what this is pls let me know.
sad sad sad
you think say Na vibratorhuh
Rest

Na flash drive
Romance › Re: Lady Tattoos Her Boyfriend Face On Her Buttock. Photos And Video. by ukaface(f): 7:44pm On Mar 04, 2022
She gan regret it soon.

Very soon
Romance › Re: I by ukaface(f): 1:33pm On Mar 04, 2022
Super story.

Chinua Achebe in the making...I see you.

Things you wish for.
NYSC › Re: Corper Obinna Gabriel Fixed Bad Road In Ayegbami, Ilorin (Before & After Photos) by ukaface(f): 9:31am On Mar 04, 2022
Who send am message
Travel › Re: FG To Give $100 Each To Ukraine Returnees by ukaface(f): 7:43am On Mar 04, 2022
Story for the gods
Romance › Re: MEN!! Do Not Be Deceived!! A Woman's BODY COUNT Does Matter A LOT!! (Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:52pm On Mar 03, 2022
maynia:
You are stupid.
Worthless thing.
rest kwanu
Must you show your frustration online? No go commit suicide oo.
I heard you have STD
Romance › Re: MEN!! Do Not Be Deceived!! A Woman's BODY COUNT Does Matter A LOT!! (Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:47pm On Mar 03, 2022
Raspberries:
grin

He's frustrated... All the itching and pus...

Expect this behaviour from a poor man with an infection... grin
The frustration is so obvious.

He should kindly go treat himself.
Romance › Re: MEN!! Do Not Be Deceived!! A Woman's BODY COUNT Does Matter A LOT!! (Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:42pm On Mar 03, 2022
maynia:
Don’t be obtuse. You said can men do without sex in a relationship and I asked how many relationships have you been in that will let you have 20, 30? Body counts, it shows men are changing you like boxer.
Worthless who.re
Are you stupid?
Piece of sh.it
Romance › Re: MEN!! Do Not Be Deceived!! A Woman's BODY COUNT Does Matter A LOT!! (Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:27pm On Mar 03, 2022
maynia:
Who is this thing ? Go rack up more body counts and blame it on men cheesy
mentality...aaaaish
So because I don't agree with the o.p all of a sudden I have body counts?
For your mind all girls have body countshuh
Don't mention me again sir.
Romance › Re: MEN!! Do Not Be Deceived!! A Woman's BODY COUNT Does Matter A LOT!! (Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:05pm On Mar 03, 2022
Kingcalls:
Starting from ur father and brothers
is as if you don't know what led to my comment.

Anyways, your father and brothers inclusive.
Romance › Re: MEN!! Do Not Be Deceived!! A Woman's BODY COUNT Does Matter A LOT!! (Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:04pm On Mar 03, 2022
maynia:
How many relationships have you been in? 20? 30? Says a lot About you. Men are changing you like boxer.
who is this one again?
Abeg shift

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