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kingmaster2009:
Now , Those lazy youths is now making this Jobless boy more popular....by circulating his video content on social media .


Lemme ask what profession does he trained . He doesn't have any background training about what he is claiming to talk about....
Is he a lawyer ?
Is he a political analyst?
Is he a social commentator ?

What formal training does he have to become an opinion moulder

Naija is a country where anything goes



Social media has been able to make some scallywag popular by l"like" and "Share"

He is a ring light owner

Lovely movie



But teenage Afamefuna no look like adult Afamefuna


But I love the movie

Raise am
Raise am
Raise am

Enjoy ya life baby
Exhaust pipe no do reach you

Omo VDM don lepa

DAramis:
Hi

Hope you don't mind if I DM you for important information consultation.

I don’t

This Israel na real agbaya

Edo men : by their nose you will know them
Their nose somehow is usually distinct🤣😂🤣

Make I sha no talk

One thing about Nigerians is that, they ain’t lazy( majority)
We need to make that money to make noise back home
Na why them Dey pack shifts upandan for this uk

Mtcheeeew
Nada

Kelklein:
Nigerian nurses always over-reaching themselves in the UK..🤔🤔

one nurse do something, you don run go pluralise the thing
Nawa o

duro4chang:
Dear Ex Classmates!

Some of us didn't further education after secondary school.
Some of us furthered to University.
Some of us got married, yes, some of us are not married.
Some of us are still strüggling with life.
Some of us are settled.
Some of us are still finding it dïfficult to eat two meals in a day.
Some of us have traveled abroad.
Some of us went back to the village.
Some of us have seen hëll and still facing hëll.
Some are also deàd. Don't forget, and some of us, the last time we sat in a class room was the last day we wrote or secondary school last exam paper.

In short, life is not good to everyone.
Whenever you call or run into your old classmate, please, let them or the conversation be simple.
That we are still alive, it's the thing to celebrate.
Stop making others feel lèss of a value because you're married, engaged or have multiple degrees.
Life is full of ups and downs. Life can turn around.
You can stretch your hand and be a blessing to your fellow classmates, instead of möcking them simply because you're in a better position.
Life is not prèdictable, be humble.❤️🍷

ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖: ℝ𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕓𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤

😭😭

Wait o
Na this kind animals them Dey hang for road if you Dey go that east side/Edo state?

Omo
Na ‘ make I go Chetos the room’I know o

I laughed

Am I evil??

Just trying to imagine phone ringing from the stomach??😂😂🤣
Stupid man

wtf!
wtf!
Damn!!!!
Why she no kuku use plane ehn!?
Which kain adventure be this bayi ehn??
Chai

He never jam cold
Never jam 12 hours shift
Never jam greyness
Never jam mechanical people
Never begin miss naija, even though say na Yeye country

He go soon learn

Otulaeke:
Please I am sorry if I may write this without going into much details.

So I met this my friend last year. Barely 3 months everything I gat started crashing. I didn't doubt my instincts when I finally distanced myself from him and immediately I started bouncing back. Now the probs is , I usually or accidentally jam him on my way each time I step out from home because we lives almost same street.

And so it won't look as if I hate him, if we come across each other, we tend to exchange greetings and most times follow to wherever I am going. And each time this happens , I experience one or two backwardness. I have carefully examined things and finally come to the conclusion that this really happens each time we met and exchange handshake.

Yesterday, I saw him and tried all my best to Dodge him , but las las he finally caught me and we followed to my destination. Getting back home , everything I worked for last weekend just crashed . I lost out so bad . Why must it be yesterday. For complete one month everything is going fine . Why yesterday that I met him.

A friend of his ran away from him, one day the guy told me he saw him in his dream pointing gun at him . Then I also had the same dream similar to what his ran away friend told me . He (my friend) was pointing gun at me in that dream . It was then I started being afraid of the guy , that was before my business crashed last year.

My kidbro saw him in dream serving me a plate of food . But instead of food in the plate , it was fire 🔥 burning in the plate and according to my brother I was being flogged to eat that food and I was sweating and crying.

With all this what do you think?

Note: he isn't doing better in life . Some times he asks me for help . And I feel like I really need to disassociate myself from him totally.

And even if I want to disassociate myself from him totally, how am I going to do it in a way that it won't look as if I hate him. I need your opinions

Move from the area

She was with you when you had nothing blablabla but you still carry your thing go Dey donate sperm upandan

Abegi

You had nothing but you were from a Fvcking wealthy background, which girl no go stay?

Your you had nothing was not the case of you living in face me I face you and using legedes Benz to walk all of Lagos, you didn’t sell plantain like timaya or grow up in Iju like terry G😩

Davido rest

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Really I’m heartbroken
Aaaahhh
My mum go cry ooo
Chai!

I’m pained o
RIP


I remember that Gladys movie
One pot of soup two weeks… chai
Chai!
This one pain me o

enemyofprogress:
you'll use condom now

You go wear condom for mouth??

enemyofprogress:
When it is your first time to lick plate

Sha no give person herpes

AyobamiOluwole:
So this girl has been coming to my place, eat the best food and all that. I've asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. I do give her money without asking her for anything on return because I could see she is not the lazy type and she is really hardworking. I am very much ok with finances and I see no issues with some of her demands.


Yesterday I called her and told her that I'm not happy and that I need cuddle only and not sex(I lost so much Dollars from futures trading that night). She later called and said she will come to my place for that reason. In my mind I was thinking this will go down as sex and all, but I don't really want sex.

All I just needed is someone to cuddle and get distracted with that's all. This is the only time I am demanding something from her.

So she came during the evening time, and later that night we went to supermarket and I got her something's to eat at home for the night. We got back home and everything was going well. We were both on the bed when I reminded her why she came. This is someone I've been doing quite a lot for without even thinking twice out of pity. She wouldn't give in and wouldn't let me know why she can't just allow me to cuddle her.

Mehn, from the loss I had earlier and all that, I got infuriated and called another girl telling to pls come over for the night. Then I told this girl to leave my house since she can be that selfish. I sent her out of my house around 10pm. She was telling me she doesn't have money to go home, I didn't care and I shut my door against her. Though I was scared letting her out on that road and that time of the night but my anger got the better part of me. It was later after getting over the whole thing I confirmed nothing happened to her from someone else.

Pls is there anything wrong with what I did?

Modified: Anger is a bad thing. I am wrong sending her away at that time of the night. This is probably the judgement I'll get 😔

Nawa oooo
Men Dey ooo
People Dey ooo
Hiaaaaaaa
Chim
God Abeg o

He wan knack osim cuddle

If that girl have sense she shouldn’t come to you again, but I know she no go get sense.

Na why I will always want my gender to be earners and independent( not depending on men) see this one na because guy Dey give am money he has every right to say he wan collect her soul, even shameful to ask for transport fare back home…. Mtcheeew
Chai
I kuku no blame you
Assuming she respect herself, Dey chop for her house Dey spend her own money she for no face that kind embarrassment. God Abeg o

Ordinary 700k
One person would take home maybe 233k😂😂😂😂
wtf were dey thinking
How are they made with 233k ?
Foolish lots

Where is efe sef?

SultanOfAbia:
Learn to read and understand.
I went to the nearest restaurant around me which happens to be a Yoruba restaurant.
So I decided to try them out for the first time.
After this experience,
Na only Awkward ibom,calabar,Igbo restaurant I will be going to
Even if it is 30 mins far from my house
I will go there than to spend a dime on the nearest Yoruba restaurant.

You just want create unnecessary tribalism war

BGSM:
Are you in the same situation with her? Has abortion and hard drugs destroyed your life too?
Do you know the past life history and medical condition of those men you claimed doesn’t want to have a child? Please tell your common sense to wake up.

It’s obvious from your first sentences that you are myopic in your reasoning.

lol… I can’t respond to your sh!t

Imagine saying anyone not wanting kids have medical condition, you dense??
God forbid your kind sense

Y’all saying her womb is damaged no just get sense

Y’all think all women want to be married? And give birth?
I’m sure I’ve come across men on this forum saying they don’t want to marry nor have kids, would it be okay if I say such men have erectile dysfunction or low sperm count?

Some people just want to stay alone and y’all shouldn’t cap stupid assumptions you know nothing about

Wtf

Then after pretending to enter marriage, your true colour go purshu you comot from the marriage, ending up as used and unavailable.
Wisdom kee her there, that’s no wisdom it’s capital FOOLISHNESS.

Stay the way you Dey, if you be olosho or nun stay like that, if man like you e like you. Why impress a man because of marriage.
And if you think your character is good what’s the need to pretend to be married?

My gender sometimes can be slow