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SultanOfAbia:
So I came back to Lagos, and today I decided to eat outside based on gas cooker don finish.

As I went to a Yoruba place where they cook and sell food. I noticed something weird

1. Only 2 people were serving food
Mind you over 10 people are waiting to buy food..

2. The food servers are so slow and they look depressed and sad.
I had to call them over and over and still they won't attend to me.

3. One of the food servers was serving food with attitude. If I call him he will look away and not answer me.

This was truly a shock to me,
How can I be begging you to buy your food On top my own money.
Naso una dey do for this Lagos??
So I have to beg you before you sell me food that I will buy with my own money??
I had to angrily leave the place, and went on to buy food else where.

How can you be selling food
Yet you treat your customers like shit
Customers have to beg you before you attend to them What ridiculous nonesense

In the East, customers are treated with attention.
But in Lagos, it's like they expect you to worship them before they sell you food.

I had the same experience in Yakoyo restaurant.
You have to literally beg them before they attend to you and serve you food.
Can you imagine this Nonesense

Did you wait for your turn? Abi you were so impatient and felt at the snap of your fingers they would attend to you ?
And really I don’t see the reason for the Yoruba Igbo, Lagos east comparison.
When the Yorubas begin insult you now you go Dey cry tribalism.

Why you no go Igbo restaurant initially go buy the food?

Ballzproblem2:
my issue is not paying bride price my issue is paying bride price for a lady that has nothing to offer , heck even her exes had her for free .


so she must bring something [b]on [/b]the table

You just get time to Dey cap nonsense
If you come across a lady that has nothing to offer, leave her na, why would you even think far about her bride price?No be by force na

‘ she must bring something ON the table? Wetin Dey the table?
What are you bringing to the table ?

odenkirk:
why did u remove ur sexy profile picture

Me kwa

Not me o

Did he do medical examination on them?

Coolestguy2023:
Some days I’m serious, most days actually, other days I catch cruise

I will take it that you are catching cruise

dey play
today is part of the some days

Babalegba:
Ibos and childish bragging. Nigeria used to have 24 hrs power supply before. The light goes out during thunderstorm and comes on after thunderstorm. That was in Abeokuta then.
Most ibos are childish and ill equipped to live with others

If it goes out that means it didn’t complete 24 hours of steady light naaaa

Hatred wan choke this one

Usmanovic95:
Hypocrisy aside,this question hard pass jamb and waec combined.

Even you no fit answer am

Coolestguy2023:
Oga, that's your problem

Answer na
Mr not a scum..WILL YOU STAY?

Puss360:
If your dad who is the brother don't mind, why should you....
Besides it's not new... "Some" women do grow beards....
Same way, some men grow breast...
I've worked with a thick guy who has breast.. lol..
Initially I was shocked but I was used to it...

Y’all need to be enlightened
That hormones can be imbalanced and give rise to features that are not right to a particular gender

Gynaecomastia.

Inyaky:
Those ladies look some how to me. They should atleast shave na, or cut of the breast abeg

You for help them na

I know PCOS comes with hair growth
But then again, some tribes have women with beards

Why not ask your aunt if the hair growth is health related na

Semaj77:
You're not even denying it , shameless person

Na you be shameful person na


Inukwa

I should deny what sef?
So by me denying it means my denial is true? I asked a simple question and you are saying I can’t deny it. You Dey okay?

1800s:
How many of you had always thought this animal was poisonous? (I did). Though from its appearance you'd think this animal is poisonous because of its resemblance to a snake, Well, this animal isn't poisonous. This is a skink, a lizard belonging to the Scincidae, a family in the infraorder Scincomorpha.

Tor
No be salamander again?

Coolestguy2023:
But if reverse was the case, you people will say men are scum.

This your accusation is not about gender, rest!

If your woman somehow loses her lower parts, and upper limbs will you stay?


And yes…. Majority of Men are actually SCUM

Coolestguy2023:
Can never be a Nigerian girl

You fit stay??

You go tell your daughter or sister to stay?

If they are so religious they shouldn’t attend elections and exams fixed on Saturdays na… simple

Why affect the whole nation because of your belief?
If your belief no want make you write exam on Saturday no write, go to church…simple
This one no be matter of Court

zhike:
The is a research that shows that Nigerians drink less milk.
For example South Africans or Kenyans drink average 8 cups of milk per week.
NIGERIANS DRINK AVERAGE OF 1 CUP OF MILK PER DAY.

That’s why we are Nigerians

Weretuntun:
Was relaxing today at my home.,when my friend came,looking sorrowful and worried.
I ask him,what is the problem,after first, he denied that, no problem,but after let him know,that a problem shared,is problem half-solved,
He told me that,his aged parent is still having sex with each other,and he didnot know how to stop, from killing themselve with sex.
I am short of words.,that is why i shared it on this faceless forum.
Cos i am dumbfounded now.

He should let them be
Is it written anywhere that the elderly shouldn’t have sex?

EreluRoz:
Few years back this man tried to make advances at me but was not bold enough to do so but he kept gifting me different things and crediting my account of which I never asked for. He was familiarizing with people around me and comes to our house to greet my mom because he lives nearby, will call me to greet me before going and all those unnecessary famzing. But he never had that boldness to ask me out.

On my part I never demanded anything from him and whenever I want to reject his gifts and cash I couldn't because it always comes at the right time. I can't count the number of times I have sworn never to accept his gifts and cash but never for once did I keep to my words because he's gifted in sending cash and gifts at the perfect time.

This man is very unattractive to me, like that man you'll not even want anybody to see you standing with , so it has never even crossed my mind to have anything with him. So I summoned courage one day and text him to stop all those univited visits and stop wasting his time because I can never date someone like him(I was young and said some nasty things I regretted later) and unfortunately his cousins saw my nasty message to him, told others and they all wear this scornful looks whenever they see me as I later learnt my message caused problems in their house. Well, he stopped coming to our house, he relocated to a new place as I learnt he got a job that took him away from our location.

I never felt remorseful about all I did to him till recently as I'm now older and wiser. So, I was somewhere doing something and he also came there and saw me first, I was expecting a very cold reaction from him but he immediately came over and was very happy to see me, started gisting and all that, I gave him attention just to make up for my earlier bad attitude, I apologized over how I treated him and he said it's nothing that he's not holding anything against me as I was very young then. Before I say jerk he went to his car and gave me some bundles of cash, requested for my account number and he won't even accept my refusal to give him. So that's how this man resumed sending me money again, infact he's obviously now richer because if I mentioned the alert I always receive from this man nobody will believe me here. I narrated everything to my brother because he knew all I did to him back then, my brother started calling him fool which I felt bad and cautioned him to stop.

Now this man has not made any advances or wooed me but he's already acting more than a partner, infact I feel so guilty each time I see his alerts and calls. God knows I can never date him but I'm beginning to be so uncomfortable with all these. Let me not lie, it's so hard to reject his money as it usually comes at the right time.

Let me also add that he later got married but his wife left him few years into their marriage.

Honestly I'm tired and want to be free from all these.

Please am I at fault here? Or is he God sent to ease me at my times of need? Why am I feeling so guilty even though I have never requested anything from him?
Am I in trouble and what will be the end result of all these?

Well they say it’s tit for tat
Give and take
Sow and reap
Chop and clean mouth
You get?

You get??


Do you know why his wife left him?

Negroid001:
Was in talking stage with this shima. Decided to take things up a notch. Invited her to go swimming and she deflected it. Said she prefers eatery.
I believe since I'm the one with the funds, i should be calling the shots and not her.

So your first date idea is ‘ go swimming’
Really?

Hiaaaaa

julietmatters:
I'm from United Kingdom...I just found out about my husband cheating on me with a co-worker! We’ve been married for 4 years now with 3 kids with lots of amazing moments together, i wanted to leave, but i love him so much. we are both still young and very attractive. but i want my husband, my friend, and the father of my beautiful children. how do i get past the thought of another woman having my husband? Not my fiancé, not my boyfriend, but my husband! i still love him even though he thinks i want to leave i really want him to do better and stop me before i walk out! my husband told me that he doesn’t feel loved anymore, just because of this co-worker he has be cheating on me with, that he wants a divorce, i was devastated, heart broken i begged him to listen to me that we can work it out like we always do, but he didn’t listen, he told me that he met someone that loves and understands him, i begged him to consider our kids but he didn't listen. he left and i was frustrated, i began searching for help and answers, then i heard about a man that can Cast a spell to remind him of all the things we have been through together and bring him back to me, at first I was scared then i decided to give it a try, and like magic my husband came back, apologize and begging for forgiveness, thanks to DR Timan I’m posting this to help people with similar issues. You can contact him via his email (drtiman0@gmail.com ) for help too. i give you 100% guarantee that he will help you.) Text him on +1 (614) 349-8185

Can Dr Timan cast a spell on Tinubu??

Of course it won’t work out na with him Yeye character

Na e be say women no go marry again na
Like as if her father had that much when her mum married him
Some of these ladies that do BBL end up loosing their sense to their butt, wtf!
So in her head now that thing she said makes sense
My gender can be so rubbish sometimes
Firstly she should compare the statistics of men earning 800k that are single and ready for marriage to the statistics of women that are single and ready for marriage
Must every woman use wig

No be this girl wey her BBL nyash been Dey shift and fall for BBN house? Wey no even get Wetin to showcase for the house, forming stupid accent.

Flying in the night

God Abeg o
Dear future husband don’t even try to entertain this thought talk more of doing it.

Weretuntun:
i visited my in-laws.they received me warmly,.and things were going smooth,.until her father ask of my tribe,
and said yoruba,he gotten angry and said over his dead body.

So?
What do you now want?
Advice? Or what?

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
I have traveled to many countries in the world and I am wondering if Nigerian women are good in bed at all, the reason for this is I see Nigerian guys running and killing themselves for foreign women and women form some African countries especially southern African countries East African countries.


Recently I saw a Nigerian guy which was saying that the women from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Liberia are very sweet. I would like to know What is happening Would the Nigerian women That even their own men and foreign men Do not even look at them or work with them..

I have met a lot of Nigerian guys abroad especially in the UK euro and America praising and chasing black women from some African countries but not their own women.

Please can somebody help me out with answering this

They won’t chase after Nigerian women because they know their modus operandi, all their gimmicks.



1,2,3…Action!

So guys that put on darker colours ain’t gay? Dey play

E go shock you say person like very dark man wey like to Dey wear black na gay.

uzomakanaki:
Good day Nairalanders.

What could make a lady date her fiancee's colleague? I'm done with ladies for now. This a bad experience.

I got a job for my now ex fiancee in the organisation where I work. We dated for 2 years. She was posted to a different branch office not far from mine.

A year on the job I began hearing rumours that she's going out with a senior colleague of mine in the same office with me. Those that I heard it from didn't know we were dating.

I confronted her and she denied it. I was not comfortable with her response, and one day she came to spend the weekend with me, I decided to go through her chat, I could not believe what I saw in her chat with this guy in question.

They've gone far to the extent of having sex with themselves which was said in the chat.

The next morning I confronted her with evidences of what I saw in her chat with my colleague, she became furious that I had no right to check her chat, with no sign of remorse. I was broken and at that point ended the relationship.

I've requested for a transfer out of that branch, cos I want to deal with this guy. Cos he's fully aware we were dating and have met us on different occasion outside.

Since the break up with my ex, he has been avoiding me in the office.

I never saw a dirty attitude in her at the early stage of our relationship, I never knew I was ready to marry a full blown LovePeddler who's looking for a platform to sell herself.

But for the guy I'll deal with him.

All these Una relationship wahala sef

Sirchiboy:
Nothing dey una body ok

Na for Una pangolo something come Dey? Dey play