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Romance › Re: Lady Cries As Man Introduces Her To His Family, Ends Up Marrying Another Lady by ukaface(f): 5:58am On Apr 09, 2024
Men!?!?


Make I no sha talk
Celebrities › Re: Don Lemon Weds Tim Malone (Photos) by ukaface(f): 9:24pm On Apr 08, 2024
But how do these set of people see their fellow gender and fall in love with them?
The thing just Dey turn my head
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by ukaface(f): 9:57pm On Apr 07, 2024
KillIgbohoN0W:
No seed yet or have the eggs finished??
Oh
You didn’t know she’s given birth already??

Sorry for you
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by ukaface(f): 9:57pm On Apr 07, 2024
kereman1:
This rita na my kinda woman
Shiooor
Education › Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by ukaface(f): 4:57pm On Apr 07, 2024
It is the collected and analysed part for me
Celebrities › Re: ‘I’d Rather Go To Hell Than Sign With Wizkid, Davido Or Burna Boy’ – Brymo by ukaface(f): 4:56pm On Apr 07, 2024
Mtcheeeeew

Who sabi this one?
Nairaland General › Re: Based on your birth year, which of these generational groups do you belong? by ukaface(f): 8:00pm On Apr 06, 2024
Ope o
Chukwu daalu ooo
Say I no be gen z o, gen z is synonymous to ‘people wey no get sense’
Thank God o, Millennial baby 😂😂
Romance › Re: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by ukaface(f): 12:41pm On Apr 06, 2024
Emyogalanya:
Hia i just de play no go take life too hard o. Which one be expeosive sisters and daughters Pity them na na your fellow women o las las na still tinubu economy we go use marriage una na
Abeg carry your axe and your axe friend Dey go o
Romance › Re: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by ukaface(f): 10:14am On Apr 06, 2024
Emyogalanya:
Seems you have an Axe to Grind with him? Make una calm down o na public una dey o
Aaaahhh
Which one be Axe again
Shebi na forum we Dey, you talk I talk
I no get axe abeg o
Bros wey I quote abeg o, no use axe o

Make I kuku go delete the message
No body goes me o

Nobody go knack your sisters o
Your sisters and daughters will be expensive in Jesus name o. AMEN!


Wahala for Saturday morning
Romance › Re: If You Were Born From 1979-1999, Then You've Probably Used These Nokia Phones by ukaface(f): 11:06pm On Apr 05, 2024
Ofcourse
Romance › Re: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by ukaface(f): 11:05pm On Apr 05, 2024
SageOddy:
When you talk about women and their way of thinking , I must say they vary according to different cultures.

To get laid by a Nigerian girl takes extra ordinary things and trust me it isn’t all about your money or swag.

I have to tell you this, the last girl I got laid cost me less than 500 Naira and I must say we did it many times before I quit and she even begged but I knew I was done and had to move on.

That doesn’t mean she’s cheap, I only brought in my A game to get what I wanted. She even told me about guys who came with their money and swag and she asked if she could “chop” their money.

Of course I had to act the good guy, so I told her she shouldn’t.

As I speak now, I just spoke to another girl tonight and hopefully she will be visiting tomorrow for her first gig. 😏

In this article, I will highlight what you need to do to get her on that bed ASAP...
Read along here: How to Easily Get a Nigerian Girl to Sleep With You
Na so then go take knack your sisters them and daughter( of course they are not cheap)
Romance › Re: Baby, Leave My Breast Let Me Watch This Movie In Peace by ukaface(f): 11:03pm On Apr 05, 2024
Awwwwn
The story sweet sha
Romance › Re: Ladies Which One Will You Go For by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Apr 05, 2024
Wizzy13:
which wins a girls heart

Mr Nice Guy

Good and Cool Dude

or Toxic and energetic guy
You gan
If you are to choose for your sister which one you go choose
Just like saying I should choose pepper over sugar
Family › Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 10:43pm On Apr 05, 2024
Wooooooooow
What a submissive wife
Na Wetin some Nigerian men if not most want from women be this
God that gave the man two legs to walk no know Wetin him Dey do Abi?
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Fails To Meet EFCC Bail Conditions by ukaface(f): 9:50pm On Apr 04, 2024
Bobrisky don jam wahala
Mummy of Lagos
Chai

VDM go happy like mad
BlessingCeo won’t talk again because she go feel say VDM get hand for bobrisky matter
Gistlover Awfr?

But then again, make VDM rest
That guy too talk chochocho
Celebrities › Re: EFCC Arrests Bobrisky For Naira Abuse by ukaface(f): 10:02am On Apr 04, 2024
Make VDM reason not to cross dress with this news
Celebrities › Re: Happie Boys Jubilate As New Sponsor Plans To Further Their Education In America by ukaface(f): 10:00am On Apr 04, 2024
The sponsor sha no well
Celebrities › Re: “Arrest Bobrisky Or I Become A Crossdresser” – Verydarkblackman (video) by ukaface(f): 6:55pm On Apr 03, 2024
kingmaster2009:
Now , Those lazy youths is now making this Jobless boy more popular....by circulating his video content on social media .


Lemme ask what profession does he trained . He doesn't have any background training about what he is claiming to talk about....
Is he a lawyer ?
Is he a political analyst?
Is he a social commentator ?

What formal training does he have to become an opinion moulder

Naija is a country where anything goes



Social media has been able to make some scallywag popular by l"like" and "Share"
He is a ring light owner
TV/Movies › Re: Movie Review: Áfáméfúná - An Nwa-boi Story. by ukaface(f): 10:56pm On Apr 02, 2024
Lovely movie



But teenage Afamefuna no look like adult Afamefuna


But I love the movie
Health › Re: Woman Seen Smoking Shisha Through Nose Leaves Viewers Astonished by ukaface(f): 10:50pm On Apr 02, 2024
Raise am
Raise am
Raise am

Enjoy ya life baby
Exhaust pipe no do reach you
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Finally Released From Police Custody (photos) by ukaface(f): 8:08pm On Mar 31, 2024
Omo VDM don lepa
Travel › Re: Nigerian Men Should Be Investigated. They’re Outspending Everyone Here - UK Man by ukaface(f): 7:25am On Mar 31, 2024
DAramis:
Hi

Hope you don't mind if I DM you for important information consultation.
I don’t
Celebrities › Re: Rema Visits Benin City For The First Time In 6 Years With Shallipopi by ukaface(f): 11:39pm On Mar 30, 2024
This Israel na real agbaya
Politics › Re: Governor Godwin Obaseki Hosts Rema At The State House (video, Pictures) by ukaface(f): 11:38pm On Mar 30, 2024
Edo men : by their nose you will know them
Their nose somehow is usually distinct🤣😂🤣
Celebrities › Re: Moses Bliss 7 Years Ago (Throwback Video) by ukaface(f): 11:36pm On Mar 30, 2024
Make I sha no talk
Travel › Re: Nigerian Men Should Be Investigated. They’re Outspending Everyone Here - UK Man by ukaface(f): 11:35pm On Mar 30, 2024
One thing about Nigerians is that, they ain’t lazy( majority)
We need to make that money to make noise back home
Na why them Dey pack shifts upandan for this uk
Romance › Re: What Do You Still Like About Your Ex? by ukaface(f): 11:32pm On Mar 30, 2024
Mtcheeeew
Nada
Health › Re: UK Suspends Nigerian Nurse Over Dishonesty, May Strike Name Off Register by ukaface(f): 12:25am On Mar 30, 2024
Kelklein:
Nigerian nurses always over-reaching themselves in the UK..🤔🤔
one nurse do something, you don run go pluralise the thing
Nawa o
Education › Re: Dear Ex-classmates by ukaface(f): 10:13pm On Mar 27, 2024
duro4chang:
Dear Ex Classmates!

Some of us didn't further education after secondary school.
Some of us furthered to University.
Some of us got married, yes, some of us are not married.
Some of us are still strüggling with life.
Some of us are settled.
Some of us are still finding it dïfficult to eat two meals in a day.
Some of us have traveled abroad.
Some of us went back to the village.
Some of us have seen hëll and still facing hëll.
Some are also deàd. Don't forget, and some of us, the last time we sat in a class room was the last day we wrote or secondary school last exam paper.

In short, life is not good to everyone.
Whenever you call or run into your old classmate, please, let them or the conversation be simple.
That we are still alive, it's the thing to celebrate.
Stop making others feel lèss of a value because you're married, engaged or have multiple degrees.
Life is full of ups and downs. Life can turn around.
You can stretch your hand and be a blessing to your fellow classmates, instead of möcking them simply because you're in a better position.
Life is not prèdictable, be humble.❤️🍷

ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖: ℝ𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕓𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤
😭😭
Agriculture › Re: Hunter Killed A Warthog, Civet And Other Wild Animals by ukaface(f): 6:47pm On Mar 27, 2024
Wait o
Na this kind animals them Dey hang for road if you Dey go that east side/Edo state?
Nairaland General › Re: The Origin Of "Go And Flit My Room" (Throwback Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:55pm On Mar 26, 2024
Omo
Na ‘ make I go Chetos the room’I know o

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