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Kentursky:
This 4 year old Pique later became the boyfriend of this 14 year old Shakira and they have 2 children today.

#Ijeuwa

So?
Your point?

CameroonPepper:
How can you expect this ugly koku baboonish makeup artist to beautify you?

How?
Let's be realistic with ourselves sometimes.

Because she learnt it, as a skill
Do you understand?
AS A SKILL

Calling someone baboon…. Mtcheew
Just like saying why would a mechanic who doesn’t own a car repair one’s car( e make sense to you?)

Anatolia:
Inferiority complex. Is the nose not for breathing? What difference does it make if it is pointed or broad?

Abeg calm down
I follow you talk?
No o, I thought the nose is for walking.

This is one edo man with no broad nose like other edo men
Surprising

Why I go wan go my ex wedding ?

eazzzy1:
People vote according to the options they have. Sometimes they have no choice than to vote the least worst person.

Dey play
The least worst person don outdo himself 😂😂🤣

ebexofficial:
She planned it.

Dear Women

mtcheeeew
You go just open mouth waaaaa, Dey talk gibberish

LyfeJennings:
I saw this last night on Tiktok and i cried ehn
Na wa o

You cried ke?

NO

Olaolex:
This driver is stuck in the mud, what advise will you give this driver?
Or if it were you, what will you do to get out of this situation?

Biko kwa
It will not be me

If I’m to advise him. I will tell him to enter the car and sleep

Cooolme:
Greetings everyone. This festive season, I traveled to my family house and noticed something.

We rented out the 2 bedroom in our compound to this couple with a little girl around 4 year old I think.

Understand that my lil Bro (10) is the last born, so he stays with my Mom and 3 other of my sisters including the eldest. He is very close to our last sister (13), they do literally everything together.

So I noticed whenever our last sister plays with this our neighbour's kid, my lil Bro leaves whatever he's doing to join them. He grew up with the ladies in the house though cos My dad is late so I'm more like the father figure now. I don't live with them, the 2nd boy (17) lives with me and is in the university at my state of residence. This is a new estate we moved into and unlike our former estate where he goes out to play with his peers at the play ground, this one is very quiet and more like OYO (on your own).

Normally, there's a gaming console in the house and also a desktop computer, put them all in the house last year, he could make use of that whenever he's bored but he choose to play with the girls. My Mom doesn't have a problem with that but I don't want him to start behaving like a girl or something, so I'm considering putting him in a good boarding school cos he's too young to come stay with me at the moment.

Also looking out for the best way possible to handle this, need advice from mainly parents please.

Thanks.

But
Bia first
Have you seen him act like a girl ? Or noticed any girly tendencies?
Who are his playmates in school? More of boys or girls?
If you want him to be a man, maybe you should let him do some manly things( don’t ask me, I don’t know)
The 13 and 4 years old girls are still people he can relate more with, so why not allow him play kwanu.
I can’t guarantee you that boarding school would make him more of a guy, he might even end up being a gay from boarding school, or be bullied by those senior boys.

Maybe he don fall in love with the 4 years old girl🤣😂🤣.
Allow him abeg, then if you notice any funny thing then you can take some decisions. For now let him play.

DivinegiftofGod:
Please stop him now before he develops gay tendencies.

That was how one boy was always playing with us girls and before long he started behaving like a girl. He would clap his hands and gesticulate like a girl anytime he and someone is quarreling. We didn't know about gay then. It was later after we had come off age, I realized that boy was gay.

Take him to all boys boarding school let him go and mingle with boys like him.

Then the gays in the school will bore his hole

yomi007k:
Putting him in boarding school is a good idea.

It will help him mix with guys and be more independent. When he gets home he can mix with the girls so everything will be balanced.

You never hear of stories wey guys Dey drill fellow guys for school hostel?
Dey play

Well
I don’t give a hoot

You want enter fire by yourself

Goodluck

That Davido thing still Dey pain am sha
Identifying as man will still not make people who don’t know you to know you. If she like make she identify as hemaphrodite.

Me want to identify as a baby girl o

AgbadoDie:
Good morning, Nld Family.

I am seated in my office this morning typing this with very huge double thought and resentment to my job.

I am working with a manufacturing company in the South West state as an Accountant. The company faces a lot of hurdles and the part that affects the whole staff is paying of salary. If orders did not come, we expect salary maybe on the 12 - 20th of the new month. Note, my boss doesn't care if he is owing us salary or not. If I or any senior staff ask him about paying salary, he will directly ask you whether you brought any sales to the company or you gave him money to keep for you.

Ok, that's a bit of the place I work. But what is really bordering me now, since I came here last year, we haven't threaded the same path. We always misunderstood each other at every moment and he doesn't waste a moment to lambast me. Even when am right or wrong. Lastly, this week, he has been complaining since Monday till Friday, yesterday that since I came to the company, I have not added any single value to the firm. That I am just occupying the accountant seat for nothing but receiving salary.

He abuses me in front of any human being, both visitors, Junior staff, senior staff, his family, I mean anybody that comes, he will call me just to tell them how stupid I am to his firm just to shame me. I have expected him to sack me, yet, I don't see that coming and he is not doing like any who will sack me anytime soon.

But this year, we say NO GREE FOR ANYBODY. I went back to my digital works and he has been very mad that I am in his firm making use of my phone to post my business on Facebook and WhatsApp, that why should I do that?

Pls fams, does this really add up that I should resign? Hunger can't kill me because my online is paying and many jobs full here. I tried submitting my CV for interview and guess what, I went for 4 interviews this week only and has 2 interviews Monday and Tuesday next week. Also, 2 company's called me to resume work this coming Monday, one offered me 100k, the other 80k but I have declined 1 and will decline the other today. So, I am very sound that I can get a better place and i know my job very well. Why I am not doing up to his expectations is because the firm is big with 3 company's inside the industry and I am the only accountant, cashier, and Clark to myself. So, isn't easy. And he wants me to do both manual recording and digital recordings which I told him it can't work because it is only me.

So, should I quit or stay for few months because I have a financial target of 150k in 2 - 3 months time. Also, my girlfriend called me lately that she has taken in...

Your advice pls

Except if you love the insult then keep staying there

You better resign and go to another job before you are left with no dignity and respect.
Tor!

SMH
I don’t even know what to say
This our saviour is becoming clueless o

So when is the training starting ?
I

dkidd:
Lol so u get time dey reply mrcock na u go tire 😂

I don kuku tire
I was not informed 🤣😂

MrCork:
Do u spek English? have u beeento London? Clearly English gramma is not your first language. Thread ask if your ex boyfriend were prisoners but instead..u reply by nagging.. did i ask u for story?


Simple question
Ladies so can date nice guy who juss left prison..but mind u, gots 6pck like me?

It’s obvious English is your first language

Meaning of nagging:
constantly harassing someone to do something.

In what context did I nag?

Uche…. Zero

That will be wasting of prayer

MrCork:
U not qualify to answer any questions on this thread unless u have dated prisoners like yor ex boyfriend....so how many prisoner hav u dated so far?(no oofencse)

The title of this thread and the thing wey you write up there, dem correlate?

jmoore:
Husband-wife love nko?

Na from boyfriend girlfriend them start na

Testiebobo:
What is love

An undying feeling of affection

Mother's love exists, but you see all this boyfriend girlfriend love? NA LIE, NO LOVE.

MrCork:
All females prefa alfa male. Alfa males are the real men, a man's man & all alfa male must have beento prison at least 3 or 4 times to be a real men. Technically this means you can protect your woman.....so ladies, would u be proud to date a guy back from.prison? And altho I have tattoo on my body, ladies please honest please?(no oofencse)

No be only Alfa
Na Imam

marvelck:
Before you marry a light skin girl, be prepared..

As shared by Fidel .

Light skin ladies are naturally beautiful, and usually spend a lot to maintain their beauty

She's always the center of attraction wherever she goes.. if you are the insecure type, a light skin wife or girlfriend no be your spec

And cos of her appearance, she is bound to get a lot of attention from men. If you can't stomach this, biko shift ooo

Don't ever make any attempt to check her phone... Haaa, don't try it if you don't want to have an heart attack

She's soft naturally and won't like to do much hard work. So, be ready to be her helpmate 24/7, especially in the kitchen.

Make sure you have a washing machine at home, a dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, a car and a househelp at her beck and call

Make sure you have a generator at home. A light skin lady's skin is so tender and they don't like heat or hot weather. Make sure you have air condition at home and regular power supply. If you don't want any wahala with her

Also ensure you have a decoder at home, to keep her entertained and happy all the time

Make sure your fridge or freezer is well stocked. Have all the things she would need to prepare sumptous meals or snacks for you all the time

Also have enough money to give her steady allowance, like N200k every month, as upkeep and maintenance money

Be ready to support her incase she wants to go into any business. Don't expect her to be a sit at home nwunye o.

And lastly, be ready to get her an iPhone. The latest version o.. Hope you know the price of the lastest version of an iPhone. Most light skin ladies tend to move with same kind of girls. And it's possible, all her friends have iPhone.

Because she worked so harrrrrrrrrrd to be light skinned abi?

EreluRoz:
Any male gynaecologist is a pervert, he intentionally opt for it for some dirty reasons. Of all the options you have but na gynaecologist you chose as a man. Ok, if you disagree what do you think will be the first thing that comes to the mind of a male gynaecologist when a lady opens her leg for him to do the rubbish checkup? I'm sure he'll be highly sexually aroused. Gynaecologist ko gynaecologist ni. Marry them at your own peril.

Medical doctors in general are very promiscuous

What a pathetic mindset you nuture

Its a specialty in medicine, so all male doctors should not be found in such specialty while majority of female doctors should be in the specialty, who made it gender based?
Just so you know some female doctors have seen lots of pe.nis , so what will you call them ashawo?mtcheeew
Get over it, its just a job and the anatomy of female and male gen.italia is not one big thing to keep getting h.orny over and over again, even whilst in the job.

Think better

Bongadu:
I impregnated my ex girlfriend when I was young and relocated because at time I was young and stupid, I gave her money for abortion but she disagreed on removing it , so I had no choice but to flee as I was irresponsible and poor
My ex girlfriend put to bed months after I left and raised the child living with her parents
I relocated back last year December , I'm trying to get back with my daughter but my ex won't let me be near me even I want to take responsibility and care for my daughter
She's getting me frustrated, I'm thinking of suing her for not letting me be a presence in my daughter's life

You are not okay o
See the audacity
You obviously denied the pregnancy
you didn't want the child, If she had aborted would you have the audacity to call anyone your daughter?
See talk o, you want to sue her.... you are obviously not okay

So you can just come from God knows where and say you want to claim the child, can you hear yourself speak?
I hope she has being telling her daughter that her father is dead.Rubbish

Your presence and acceptance would have meant alot to your babymama then rather than denying the pregnancy and running like a riff raff. Now you have turn to Elon Musk and want to use Money which you have synonymize with being responsible to show care to a child you ran away from.

Only God knows how she took care from pregnancy up until now and you feel its your Motherfvcking right to claim the child. nkiti pa gba gbuo gi there.

HugeElephant:
He is returning the money he embezzled in Anambra na. He is giving back what he took

At least he is returning it Abi?

When will your people return their own kwanu?
Their own is just to embezzle and feeding their families, while people like you end up wailing

Sorry o

limcar:
come here jor. You too dey take tins serious. Haha, sb cannot ruffle feathers with you. Where you dey make I take u out

No be only feathers na tail.
I Dey pluto