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Remove bread
I no want constipation

I know NL men will say, okay majority of NL men will say this is SIMPING😤😤

But then, the comment following that question is right on point.

So our table bringers, can y’all carry your child? And what do y’all think?

How did Temi find love with eazi?

So I think he slept with Dj Cuppy and……… who be the BBN fave? Mercy
Hmmmmmm

Fear Edo men

Omoawoke2:
Aunty Adesewa

Nothing you fit tell us whey go change anything

We agree you bought him his first football when he was a boy, you trained him through nursery school till adult hood.
You breastfed him from infant to his early childhood, sent him to school, taught him how to kick football, signed him to his first football career, coached him, and got him super eagles invite. You gave him all the assists he used on scoring all his career goals. Signed him to Man U and eventually to Saudi.
We know all this, so aunty, park one side and let the young man enjoy all the pussy his money can afford

smh

I want this woman to do craze for ighalo I want to see something.

NorthernersSuck:
Yoruba women with their mouth making, disgracing their husbands since the days of Adam and Eve. No wonder my fellow Igbo men no dey marry them

Is she Yoruba?

osuolale95:
One of our forefather turns to this, years ago.

So me eating this is like eating my forefathers

You can’t eat your forefathers, but others can eat your forefathers😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

osuolale95:
One of our forefather turns to this, years ago.

So me eating this is like eating my forefathers

🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
God of Moses oooooo
Leemaoooooo

Good for him

10kg

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Sampling another pussy ain't cheating in men's world!!!!

Sampling

God which kind specie you create bayi?

God may I end up with a man that has more sense than the species on this site

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shey Una no go do rally for him like mobahd?

Abi naija youths Dey select who to fight for?

Everyone will die someday
RIP

LaRosa01:
English is neither a measure of intelligence nor is it my fathers language.neither the Germans,Chinese,Italians or Japanese speak or write English.So English shaming is for less intelligent beens.back to topic,if you work hard and make money then chose to carry men to f.ck you with your money.good for you but know now,you still will not make the rules for Men.because by nature most of the Men you will desire will not want you neither will they agree to follow your rules.it is what it is.it is only in western countries where the weak been women control the strong Men.not in Africa or Middle East nor South America nor Asia .

Unfortunately English is Nigeria’s official language and it’s required you know basic differences between words ( I know say you go still wan defend yourself)
And I feel even with your ‘ father’s language’ you won’t still be able to show intelligence.

Guy, let me just tell you straight up
Wealth or no wealth, cheating is cheating
Cheating in marriage is WRONG
You shouldn’t turn a blind eyes over a rich man who cheated in marriage just because he is wealthy
If you bash a poor man, bash the rich man

Wetin Ighalo do no good, simple
Funny how you want us to applaud him for cheating, Una Dey ment?

ObviaSere:
I’m 20+ and I still sound like I’m 16. Please I need help.

You have like Peter obi's voice? No pun intended, but they call that voice ' bedroom voice'
It might just be you, and you probably won't be able to do anything about it even if I suggest you swallow frog.

Calm
You can mask your voice to be thicker when you talk, but it's gonna be stressful one day you go loose guard.

Accept your voice for what it is and don't let voice depress you.

IkeIgboNiile:
I can never bash Ighalo for sleeping with lots of women. He's a rich African man. It would be strange if he only sleeps with one woman.

So all rich men are entitled to cheating?

Make this make sense please

LaRosa01:
we know you are from the emotional generation.so please learn in Africa a man is entitled to as many women as he can take care of,all the women bring to this table is there fidility and loyalty while he provide,protect and promote such women and in most cases there family.broke women with nothing to offer who are weak physically can not set rules for those they plan to leave off.

First go and learn how to use THERE & THEIR before you start showing that you are from unemotional generation.

Is a rich woman allowed to fvck any man she likes or is this code just for men? O ye from unintelligent unemotional generation

FireUpNow:
Don't follow the crowd

Okay
So help me God

FireUpNow:
Tribalism don inish this country. Everything is always a long ethnic division. Well the truth be told I am not a Yoruba person, I am a Nigerian. 😀😀😀😀💪

Okay
Omo I couldn’t beat them so I joined them
But really, tribalism in Nigeria is here to stay
And it’s annoying to say the least, and tiring too

Tribalism no Dey tire Una
God forbid Una o

Tufia!!

It’s your sister’s decision to go back or not

FireUpNow:
Why not just say a Nigerian woman complaining

That one too Dey

A Nigerian woman speaking YORUBA complaining 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Samsunny99:
Love sometimes can hurt,a friend of mine came to me telling me how he loved a girl so dearly but the issue is that they are both AS,
After finding out,he has really been sad about the turn of events,
What is your advice or word of encouragement for him

When you watch your child suffer crisis you would hate love.

False pictures just to discredit Tinubu
No Nigerian is suffering like those in the pictures. Una too Dey lie.
Tinubu for life

Tinubu is really trying
Na Una no Dey see am
There is no hardship anywhere, you people are over exaggerating Biko.
This woman is also an ingrate, not appreciative of everything Tinubu is doing for Nigeria.

FireUpNow:
The heading of this news is misleading g and tribalistic. All Nigerians are complaining not only a Yoruba woman.

Are you Yoruba?
You feel attacked

The woman complaining in the video is Yoruba, it’s not a video of all Nigerians.
A YORUBA WOMAN is complaining.

Francis Duruuuuuuuuu!

Omo, he looks older
That means I don old too, my stature be deceiving me e’rytime🤣🤣

Make I go watch old nollywood movies featuring Francis Duru on YouTube.

When they say open nyash , open am even if you Dey die
When they say sit down, you do because no be you Dey bring money
When they say shut up, you do because no be you be head.
Wahala!

Like as if their mother can tolerate such command.


Next question will be ‘ women what do you bring to the table’

BigBlackPreek:
Inioluwa is a SIMP... Him just dey do boyboy for the girl up and down and he's happy about it ewu😂 😂 😂

Must you be acquaintance with the other gender just for relationship (dating) reasons?

Sirheny007:
I hope the woman he intends to marry would have the good sense to wait for him for 5years?
Women driving men to their doom since 15BC

Now you are blaming the woman

Mtcheeeew

Is the man not foolish? Does he not know wrong from right?
Na man wey no wise go allow woman push am to doom.
Y’all hypocrites so quick to blame the woman.

Let me be petty based on what I noticed

If to say na thread about Igbo caught with drugs from the first page to the last na bashing and insults to igbos go full everywhere.

This guy is Yoruba and the thread is close to being void of any tribal link…. Hmmmmm

Anyways… ndi ofe nmanu come and see o

This one, instead of him to go and do soapy to calm himself e go succumb to devil, see his life. Was he thinking he would get away with it? I don’t feel sorry for him sha.

See them
Nigerian men, most sort after
With their dorti character
‘ Nigerian women are mistakes… yenyenyen’
See their representative

FarSide:
"Unprotected sex with 12 girls in 4 years, I'm afraid I might have HIV"

https://www.nairaland.com/7893353/im-afraid-might-hiv

Good evening fellas...
I made this post two weeks ago, I was so terrified, was going crazy but thank God for the words of encouragement from you guys. Your kind words and encouragement made me took the bold step
After thinking about my life, I decided to do the test; if I perish I perish. It is better than all the sleepless nights and nightmares.

For over a month now my Google searches is 99% related to HIV; the modes of transmission, early signs, late symptoms, prevalence rate in Nigeria, my state, general world stats.

To worsen the whole situation, last week when I was trying to hold myself together, my latest girl called that she's been feeling feverish, vomited 3x or so, she's lost weight and all... I froze. That's all what google fed me as early signs and it's barely 2 months we had sex...

So I woke up one day and fixed today, Friday 10th November for the test come rain come shine.
This morning, I woke up, promised myself it must be today. If I have it, I have it already. It's not like the test will put the virus in my system. Just a confirmation.

After all, I've joined some HIV support groups on Facebook and saw many were requesting for a match making. These would be my family at worst, they are humans too!

So I left very early for a mission hospital kilometers away from my house. I got to the place, sneaked in after watching to ensure the coast is clear from anyone that might know me.
I asked the gateman and he directed me to where I can get a compulsory patient's card. I got to the office and met no one on duty, so I had to wait. Just as I was waiting, a primary school classmate walked in with her husband, they a planning a wedding and the church directed them for same blood test.
"Whick kind wahala be this" I asked myself, I thought no one will see me here today. No wam, we waited together until the card lady entered, we got the card and proceeded to the electronic capturing center.

The woman at the electronic center was reluctant to attend to me that it must be couple that will come for the test, ahhh cou what?? Madam I'm single and I want to do a blood test to know if I'm health for a relationship or not... People come dey laff me.
Finally, I was attended to and was directed to financial department. I went and made my payment and was redirected to the electronic capturing center, when i got back, I called on the woman "ma, I'm asked to give u this receipt" she turned, "you?? Your case is different" she said. I was like has she confirmed I'm positive by mere look? How is my case different?

At long last she directed me upstairs, to the test office. Omo, I actually thought they would collect my blood sample and ask me to come back for the test result.
I had planned to go take some alcohol before I will come for the rest but no... Korokoro, the lad pricked my hand got and test strip and it was it.... Ma ma I stammered... Like are u seriously doing this now??
Just like when Kalistus ate the poisoned fish, I began to get weak.
She began asking me questions, but I was busy watching the test strip until a line began to form at the down side, it was a single line. I was a bit happy but it wasn't over as I heard it might take up to 20 minutes.
I burst prayer oo. Just then the lady at the opposite side called to ask my age and all that. Before I could turn back I say the test lady writing Negative. Omo, I jumped out, they called be back to come take my result sheet.
I rushed out dancing skelewu as I made my way to the exit gate.
My good people I'm Negative to HIV 1$2.

Good for you
Now that you know you are immune
Keep Fvcking raw with no precaution
Okay?