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Couscous??

Just like we have men that can’t settle for flat ass and flat chest or no flesh ,or can’t date a girl that obviously looks ‘ local’ is the same way this lady is saying her preference, dunno why all these penniless men of Nairaland are bashing her. It’s her choice

Daniel7543:
Jennyclay
Siofra
Pocochants
Ukaface
Jeon
Make una come learn something.

have I said I would hate my husband?

No man is worth dying for.
No Nigerian man is worth my life
Say I marry you no mean say I go die inside the marriage because of your lack of sense

And that woman who left her husband stranded at the airport, if she did it out of vengeance because of the violence she suffered then yes! I support her.
More women need to be vengeful to demonic men.

stunnert:
So there is this guy whose store is close to my house, he usually comes around to fetch drinking water in my compound. We got along fine and I took him as my street junior bro ( He's married and I ain't )

Today he came around looking so dull and disturbed, I called him upstairs and asked what was wrong ( thinking it's issues with his biz ). With tears in his eyes he told me

He had woken up that morning without a single cash in his pocket and he had to get to the store in time. My guy asked his wife to pls assist him with Tfare, in which she swore that she has no cash with him but she will borrow from her friend who sells stuffs in the next compound.

She left for the next compound and didn't return for almost ten minutes before my guy decided to go check on her only to find her coming back inside without any cash in hand. With a worried look he asked her 'where is the money' only for her to reply that the money is inside their bed room which both of 'em just stepped out from

In total shock and disappointment he watched her go to her closet and brought out an empty shoe box in which she brought out a 500 naira note with more still in the box

I was short of words when he finished with '' bros how could she do that to me when I spend all my money on her and our daughter"

That’s why he Dey cry?
Did he ask his wife who has the money?
The wife finally gave him money Abi so what is the problem?
Him spending money on his wife and his daughter is his responsibility. He should rest

Money to buy shovel no even Dey
Be like we go tey for the hole o

Definition of poor is subjective

Eiyaaaa
Call him MR MODESTA
MTCHEEEEW

But when will my able president ever start anything?
Everytime…… Tinubu will……Tinubu will……Tinubu willl

badboyTee:
Hello Matured Nairalanders,
Advice needed on this.....


Me and my bae been dating for awhile though we met online so when we resumed to school we don't really get to meet.
She is always claiming the serious student using lessons, tutorials and all as excuses .Each time I push us to get to meet up it one excuse to the other.

Boom finally we met accidentally last month, one thing led to another she came to my lodge 30 minutes into our conversation she initiated the kiss we started kissing and I was pressing her boobs , I couldn't take the romance longer then I went down to finger her then she got really annoyed, she stood up that she was leaving I tried telling her not to see me as a playboy (cause am cute though many people perceive me to be a womanizer for that) and in my life she's the second girl have ever loved. She didn't even heed my plea she vexed off wear her cloths back I tried following her to persuade her off the impression she might have of me, she just shouted at me to go back, I followed her she was hesitant that she will trek home i told her to take a bike after several begging she heeded
She took a bike which I paid for I texted her after that to be sure she's gotten home. She didn't reply I called she didn't pick

I texted her on Whatsapp all my texts were all ([I]am sorry for what happened[/I] )after that she read my texts and didn't reply my texts later on she replied with "next time ask for my permission first".

Then about a week later, she asked me for 2k which at that time have exhausted all funds with me which I declined that I don't have anything on me,
We kept talking then all of a sudden she stops picking my call, replying my text, she posts on status each time I text her to show me she's online that she isn't replying intentionally,

Please was my move about her showing all I wanted was sex and what can I do to get her back cause I really love her or is it all lust?

Girls and unnecessary yanga
She initiate kiss, she ask for your permission? Or what was she thinking the kiss would lead to, goodnight kiss? She allow guy to press breast, she no flip, guy went further she Dey vex say she no give permission, is she ment?
She go lion’s den expecting to be pampered? She even play with the mane and tail of the lion and she didn’t want a return of love? She Dey joke

About the 2k, forgerit that girl wan chop your money, she is not in for love.
Imagine, na 2k she Dey vex for sef….mtcheeeew

If you know what’s good for you, you better leave her and show her two can play the game.i know my gender after she doesn’t get the attention from you anymore she go send ‘ I knew it, you were never real’
Just reply ‘ your papa’ to her

yarimo:
Hehe she must be a relative of developer

mpi Gambia

🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

Agbadorians follow Dey lament
😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Tinubu till infinity, I too love him
And minimum wage is what again?? 30k?😂🤣🤣🤣

Now I love this country

Same specie of American women that are better than Nigerian women??
Incredible!

Is the bride Igbo??
Cos that name is strange to my Igbo ears o

Oga you need to word her
You need to speak sense into her
Act like the head of the family, she obviously doesn’t want baby girl treatment so give her guy man/ rugged ways treatment as she Dey foolish. Women that don’t like their peace of mind do amaze me, it’s stressful abusing a man you are living under the same roof with😤. And if worse comes to the worse, be petty, divorce her and get your boutique back.

Be like she ment

But on a second note, how did she just change suddenly? Wetin happen?

Why are females not commenting? All these men don see my gender nyash finish

MikeMicheal:
Scratching anus and sniffing it.

Nyamaaaaaaa
🤮

izonborn098:
Yes do you understand how the game cricket and rugby works? Because it seems majority of nigerians don't understand those games..

Is it a life skill to learn?
We don’t play rugby and cricket
Heck! I don’t even understand chess and football

Life goes on

ChybuzzDD:
This form of reasoning arises from inferiority complex and doesn't make any sense.

Do you think the Europeans liked Africa when they came to loot her resources?

And we are back to the racism topic
Unfortunately you are not looting from the Europeans, you are working for them🤣😂😂

WantsandMore:
for the deceased, say a prayer or sth.

And how’s the prayer supposed to help the deceased?

Silentgroper:
if anything happens to the girl . Na she Sabi ..

She was being dared to slap a random person, she went on and do it.. no words from you condemning her act instead you're heaping blames on the innocent yahoo boy ...


If the same yahoo boy ask her to put her hand in fire and she does it??

Who would you blame??

Same way you ain’t blaming the ‘ innocent yahoo boy’

CJStarz:
U lack human empathy

😂🤣🤣🤣sorry

WantsandMore:
You just dey talk anyhow, show some respect for the deceased even if you don't mean it and pray God shows him mercy. For all have sinned

I should show him respect?
Okay

atmy1:
Gaza didn't fire at Israel, hamas did.

Okay noted
Hamas is a militant group in Gaza. Hamas hit Israel.
Thank you

Take her to the gym

Meeehhhhn! Your IQ ehn?

pussyphilia:
Me I respect my woman if she beats me. I don't like weak ladies. Ladies who are doormats to men is a complete turn off for me.

I love my ladies pretty hot, strong, dominant and no-nonsensical. That's the kind of ladies that ready get my dck hard so she has to always enjoy fvckking me after beating.

Different stones for different folks.

nothing I no go read for this forum
O chim , hiaaaaaa

SultanOfPuna:
If it were me I would have punched that bitch on the first slap.
Then next time, if yahoo guy tells her to jump 4 storey building. Make she jump am. Nonesense

And assuming anything happens to the girl, na the G guy go take the blame?
In that story, the person to be held and beaten is the G guy.
If he had so much wanted to beat the guy, he could have done it himself, not sending a female to do it for him. It doesn’t make sense

SultanOfPuna:
The world ain't no bed of roses nigga!!
This happened years ago and trust me bring a soft dude in Nigeria is a very huge disadvantage.
You need to train and learn how to battle
Or else even the smallest boy will bully you
Stop acting like a pussy bro
The world ain't bulit for sissy ass niggas. Toughen up

This one Dey call me bro
Ta ni bro e?

Nanorest:
I don't know how people prefer the life here over the one in Nigeria. I think it's just a defence on the syndrome using something like security, good life and others but I am not part of them. My goal is to make money here and establish myself in Nigeria.

I prefer an insecure Nigeria to a secure UK provided there is money. Let's stop deceiving ourselves. Our main motive here is to make money not that we enjoy life here.

you for stay for the insecure Nigeria to make your money o
You are using another country’s resources to make money, if it were that good you for establish yourself for Nigeria o

bummyla:
My neighbor slapped me once, because I did not retaliate, she boasted she will do it again, the second time she tried it, I grabbed her husband, an innocent man, minding his own business Oooo! I beat the living day light out of the man while she watched! I told her the next time, she go collect her own. For a long time I had peace in that compound!


After a long while they forgot the beating and started again

One Saturday during compound cleaning, I remembered I bought a brand new heavy cutlass for my work, I brought it out while she was running her mouth, with my palm oil to sharpen and greased it. I noticed the horror looks on their faces, I went on whispering while I sharpen the cutlass.


When I finished, I stood up and asked her "Were you talking to me" before she could answer, I dragged the cutlass on the concrete floor, it clanked and sparks went flying everywhere, everybody took to their heels


From that day till they packed out, nobody troubled me again

Thank God the woman or her household no die mysteriously, if not them go say na you

SultanOfPuna:
I know a guy in biochem department
Very very nice guy and he always stood by the "Never hit a woman" mantra.

One G boy dared a girl to go and slap the guy Infront of lecture hall.
The babe refused unto say she dey fear but when she found out it was this particular biochem guy. She agreed to do it

Omo the bitch slap the foolish boy first slap
and moved quickly because she was expecting the guy to react.
The idiot stood there smiling
The girl noticing the guy is a weak guy
She came back and dished out 2 hotter slaps on the boy face.
the whole hall looked on in confusion.
Then the G boys brought out phone and was laughing at the foolish guy.
Then the whole class thought it was a skit
They even join dey laugh the boy

All this while, the boy took his bag and left the hall with tears..
Lol weak fools like him don't hit women
Women know they can hit him and nothing will happen. So they keep hitting him

You fail
To realise the one at fault is actually the guy that made a dare with the lady.
This is a case of man do man wicked
Why would a G guy use a female against another guy? Is that the bro code? Omo if that is part of bro code then y’all need to sit down and review it.
Guy no do anything to babe, you dare the babe to slap the guy, and you end up laughing at him… make it make sense. To embarrass him?
Not every guy is hard, there are softies too that doesn’t mean he is a foolish guy. He must have been surprised to do anything ( I would too)
If you are hailing the G guy then you ain’t a nice person after all.