₦airaland Forum

MikeMicheal:
Scratching anus and sniffing it.

Nyamaaaaaaa
🤮

izonborn098:
Yes do you understand how the game cricket and rugby works? Because it seems majority of nigerians don't understand those games..

Is it a life skill to learn?
We don’t play rugby and cricket
Heck! I don’t even understand chess and football

Life goes on

ChybuzzDD:
This form of reasoning arises from inferiority complex and doesn't make any sense.

Do you think the Europeans liked Africa when they came to loot her resources?

And we are back to the racism topic
Unfortunately you are not looting from the Europeans, you are working for them🤣😂😂

WantsandMore:
for the deceased, say a prayer or sth.

And how’s the prayer supposed to help the deceased?

Silentgroper:
if anything happens to the girl . Na she Sabi ..

She was being dared to slap a random person, she went on and do it.. no words from you condemning her act instead you're heaping blames on the innocent yahoo boy ...


If the same yahoo boy ask her to put her hand in fire and she does it??

Who would you blame??

Same way you ain’t blaming the ‘ innocent yahoo boy’

CJStarz:
U lack human empathy

😂🤣🤣🤣sorry

WantsandMore:
You just dey talk anyhow, show some respect for the deceased even if you don't mean it and pray God shows him mercy. For all have sinned

I should show him respect?
Okay

atmy1:
Gaza didn't fire at Israel, hamas did.

Okay noted
Hamas is a militant group in Gaza. Hamas hit Israel.
Thank you

Take her to the gym

Meeehhhhn! Your IQ ehn?

pussyphilia:
Me I respect my woman if she beats me. I don't like weak ladies. Ladies who are doormats to men is a complete turn off for me.

I love my ladies pretty hot, strong, dominant and no-nonsensical. That's the kind of ladies that ready get my dck hard so she has to always enjoy fvckking me after beating.

Different stones for different folks.

nothing I no go read for this forum
O chim , hiaaaaaa

SultanOfPuna:
If it were me I would have punched that bitch on the first slap.
Then next time, if yahoo guy tells her to jump 4 storey building. Make she jump am. Nonesense

And assuming anything happens to the girl, na the G guy go take the blame?
In that story, the person to be held and beaten is the G guy.
If he had so much wanted to beat the guy, he could have done it himself, not sending a female to do it for him. It doesn’t make sense

SultanOfPuna:
The world ain't no bed of roses nigga!!
This happened years ago and trust me bring a soft dude in Nigeria is a very huge disadvantage.
You need to train and learn how to battle
Or else even the smallest boy will bully you
Stop acting like a pussy bro
The world ain't bulit for sissy ass niggas. Toughen up

This one Dey call me bro
Ta ni bro e?

Nanorest:
I don't know how people prefer the life here over the one in Nigeria. I think it's just a defence on the syndrome using something like security, good life and others but I am not part of them. My goal is to make money here and establish myself in Nigeria.

I prefer an insecure Nigeria to a secure UK provided there is money. Let's stop deceiving ourselves. Our main motive here is to make money not that we enjoy life here.

you for stay for the insecure Nigeria to make your money o
You are using another country’s resources to make money, if it were that good you for establish yourself for Nigeria o

bummyla:
My neighbor slapped me once, because I did not retaliate, she boasted she will do it again, the second time she tried it, I grabbed her husband, an innocent man, minding his own business Oooo! I beat the living day light out of the man while she watched! I told her the next time, she go collect her own. For a long time I had peace in that compound!


After a long while they forgot the beating and started again

One Saturday during compound cleaning, I remembered I bought a brand new heavy cutlass for my work, I brought it out while she was running her mouth, with my palm oil to sharpen and greased it. I noticed the horror looks on their faces, I went on whispering while I sharpen the cutlass.


When I finished, I stood up and asked her "Were you talking to me" before she could answer, I dragged the cutlass on the concrete floor, it clanked and sparks went flying everywhere, everybody took to their heels


From that day till they packed out, nobody troubled me again

Thank God the woman or her household no die mysteriously, if not them go say na you

SultanOfPuna:
I know a guy in biochem department
Very very nice guy and he always stood by the "Never hit a woman" mantra.

One G boy dared a girl to go and slap the guy Infront of lecture hall.
The babe refused unto say she dey fear but when she found out it was this particular biochem guy. She agreed to do it

Omo the bitch slap the foolish boy first slap
and moved quickly because she was expecting the guy to react.
The idiot stood there smiling
The girl noticing the guy is a weak guy
She came back and dished out 2 hotter slaps on the boy face.
the whole hall looked on in confusion.
Then the G boys brought out phone and was laughing at the foolish guy.
Then the whole class thought it was a skit
They even join dey laugh the boy

All this while, the boy took his bag and left the hall with tears..
Lol weak fools like him don't hit women
Women know they can hit him and nothing will happen. So they keep hitting him

You fail
To realise the one at fault is actually the guy that made a dare with the lady.
This is a case of man do man wicked
Why would a G guy use a female against another guy? Is that the bro code? Omo if that is part of bro code then y’all need to sit down and review it.
Guy no do anything to babe, you dare the babe to slap the guy, and you end up laughing at him… make it make sense. To embarrass him?
Not every guy is hard, there are softies too that doesn’t mean he is a foolish guy. He must have been surprised to do anything ( I would too)
If you are hailing the G guy then you ain’t a nice person after all.

SultanOfPuna:
Which brings me to my topic

Spare the rod and spoil the child

Spare the rod and spoil the woman.

If you flog a child, they will behave and know their boundaries. Same with women.

The advice "Never hit a woman" is for weak men.

If a woman comes to me throwing punches

1. I no longer consider you a woman
2. You want to be treated equal like men, so I go punch you like man

No problem
Sha no go kill person

Tinubu must stay by fire by force

1Sharon:
Working class men were also coping with donkeys and horses before cars came along.

😂🤣🤣🤣

1Sharon:
I don't think it's hygienic unless they're washing it in boiling hot water.

Certain things need to be disposed of

😂🤣🤣
You have been colonized

Ola9ja23:
Igbo are fighting for Biafra Republic and we call them terrorists but they say they are freedom fighter

Gaza are fighting for part of Israel land Igbo are calling them terrorists but they call themselves freedom fighters


Tell me any difference between Gaza and Biafra 🤣🤣😂😀😄

Better think
Shey Biafra don throw bomb? Or is there an ongoing war between Nigeria and Biafra like Gaza and Israel?

Gaza is in Palestine, Of course Israel will fight back if Gaza want Israel’s land.
Gaza fired at Israel killing about 1,400 Israelis and taking hundreds hostage. Has Biafra don similar?
Biafra carry hundreds of Nigerians hostage?

UcheKingsley1:
Sorry oo.
I did mine like close to a month I fvcked a girl raw, it showed negative. But I feel reoccurring dizziness and weakness.

Will text after 3minths sha.
Just do the test.

Y’all can never learn from other people’s story
Y’all sha wan use experience learn lesson

God forbid Una o

mischief003:
I'm in same situation right now.
although after doing the do, I urinated and used isopropyl alcohol to wash my groin area

you for drink am to also wash your blood and system.

UcheKingsley1:
What are the symptoms of HIV? And how long will someone start seeing the symptoms?

I did HIV test close to a month after I had unprotected sex with a street girl, it came out negative.

Go and read about it na

One is that, the person will run mad.

Tobichima:
1. No girl is loyal to you, they are loyal to your money.

2. The average girl have more than 3 guys.

3. While you are trying to impress that girl with money and the likes, she's willing to tear her p^ssy apart for another guy.

4. When you have, you are "honey". When you don't, you are a "monkey"


Add yours

😂🤣🤣
One girl don show you shege, you come Dey give explanation.
Sorry, I apologise on behalf of my offending gender


Be like you go try relationship with your gender o. Or boya you should become a priest.

Sorry once again

He looks like them

If he is one of them, do I give a Fvck?? No I don’t.
Serves him right

Storypot:
Bro, one of my 'by family ties' uncle flew in from the US with his oyinbo madam. Then I got chatting with him and he gave me his location and asked me to come around.

Brov I went and when I got there ofcourse I did not let him see me at first so I sat and observed my surroundings at the hotel before I called him and informed him of my arrival. Just as I was about dailing his number, my eye caught 2 figures in the far distance. One was assaulting the other. Omo when I snapped out of it and observed present mindedly, it was my uncle that this white woman was dealing with..

It was too many slaps to comprehend.

Oyibo woman Dey slap Nigerian man??
Impossible, I don’t believe you
Same oyibo women that are said to be angels and better than Nigerian women

You are a liar

Josywhyte:
Nigeria is gradually becoming a dead zone

Gradually?

It is already a dead zone, it’s gradually becoming more deadly

Omo
Things Dey happen o

God Abeg!
Which kind Yeye country and foolish citizens I jam myself put bayi?
Imagine o
One tribe forming powerpuff anytime another tribe commits a crime.
Sotey person say skull mining is worse than drug pushing.

All of Una no get sense o
When you guys realise that crime is not specific to a tribe na that time Una go wise up.
NIGERIANS ARE CRIMINALS, ALSO CORRUPT.
ALL OF YOU ARE HYPOCRITES.

Brimstone77:
....

Yes, they modified the names in their passports..

You have custard powder in your skull..

more like saw dust