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RomanceRe: If A Woman Hit You, Destroy Her... by ukaface(f): 10:47pm On Oct 29, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
Which brings me to my topic

Spare the rod and spoil the child

Spare the rod and spoil the woman.

If you flog a child, they will behave and know their boundaries. Same with women.

The advice "Never hit a woman" is for weak men.

If a woman comes to me throwing punches

1. I no longer consider you a woman
2. You want to be treated equal like men, so I go punch you like man grin grin grin
No problem
Sha no go kill person
PoliticsRe: Bola Ahmed Tinubu Must Go Protest Rocking Everywhere, APC In Trouble by ukaface(f): 10:45pm On Oct 29, 2023
Tinubu must stay by fire by force
RomanceRe: Couples Now Getting Married But Postponing Having Kids by ukaface(f): 10:44pm On Oct 29, 2023
1Sharon:
Working class men were also coping with donkeys and horses before cars came along.
😂🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: Couples Now Getting Married But Postponing Having Kids by ukaface(f): 10:43pm On Oct 29, 2023
1Sharon:
I don't think it's hygienic unless they're washing it in boiling hot water.

Certain things need to be disposed of
😂🤣🤣
You have been colonized
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of Gaza Tunnel System. by ukaface(f): 10:38pm On Oct 29, 2023
Ola9ja23:
Igbo are fighting for Biafra Republic and we call them terrorists but they say they are freedom fighter

Gaza are fighting for part of Israel land Igbo are calling them terrorists but they call themselves freedom fighters


Tell me any difference between Gaza and Biafra 🤣🤣😂😀😄
Better think
Shey Biafra don throw bomb? Or is there an ongoing war between Nigeria and Biafra like Gaza and Israel?

Gaza is in Palestine, Of course Israel will fight back if Gaza want Israel’s land.
Gaza fired at Israel killing about 1,400 Israelis and taking hundreds hostage. Has Biafra don similar?
Biafra carry hundreds of Nigerians hostage?
RomanceRe: What Are The Real Signs And Symptoms Of HIV? by ukaface(f): 10:32pm On Oct 29, 2023
UcheKingsley1:
Sorry oo.
I did mine like close to a month I fvcked a girl raw, it showed negative. But I feel reoccurring dizziness and weakness.

Will text after 3minths sha.
Just do the test.
Y’all can never learn from other people’s story
Y’all sha wan use experience learn lesson

God forbid Una o
RomanceRe: What Are The Real Signs And Symptoms Of HIV? by ukaface(f): 10:30pm On Oct 29, 2023
mischief003:
I'm in same situation right now.
although after doing the do, I urinated and used isopropyl alcohol to wash my groin area grin
you for drink am to also wash your blood and system.
RomanceRe: What Are The Real Signs And Symptoms Of HIV? by ukaface(f): 10:29pm On Oct 29, 2023
UcheKingsley1:
What are the symptoms of HIV? And how long will someone start seeing the symptoms?

I did HIV test close to a month after I had unprotected sex with a street girl, it came out negative. sad
Go and read about it na

One is that, the person will run mad.
RomanceRe: I Will Never Date Again - Truth About Girls by ukaface(f): 10:28pm On Oct 29, 2023
Tobichima:
1. No girl is loyal to you, they are loyal to your money.

2. The average girl have more than 3 guys.

3. While you are trying to impress that girl with money and the likes, she's willing to tear her p^ssy apart for another guy.

4. When you have, you are "honey". When you don't, you are a "monkey"


Add yours
😂🤣🤣
One girl don show you shege, you come Dey give explanation.
Sorry, I apologise on behalf of my offending gender


Be like you go try relationship with your gender o. Or boya you should become a priest.

Sorry once again
CrimeRe: Picture Of The Student Shot Dead At Uniben Yesterday by ukaface(f): 10:25pm On Oct 29, 2023
He looks like them

If he is one of them, do I give a Fvck?? No I don’t.
Serves him right
RomanceRe: My Experience With A White Lady by ukaface(f): 10:23pm On Oct 29, 2023
Storypot:
Bro, one of my 'by family ties' uncle flew in from the US with his oyinbo madam. Then I got chatting with him and he gave me his location and asked me to come around.

Brov I went and when I got there ofcourse I did not let him see me at first so I sat and observed my surroundings at the hotel before I called him and informed him of my arrival. Just as I was about dailing his number, my eye caught 2 figures in the far distance. One was assaulting the other. Omo when I snapped out of it and observed present mindedly, it was my uncle that this white woman was dealing with..

It was too many slaps to comprehend.
Oyibo woman Dey slap Nigerian man??
Impossible, I don’t believe you
Same oyibo women that are said to be angels and better than Nigerian womenhuh

You are a liar
CrimeRe: FUTMinna Lecturer, Adefolalu Funmilola Sherifat, Found Dead With Her Throat Slit by ukaface(f): 10:16pm On Oct 29, 2023
Josywhyte:
Nigeria is gradually becoming a dead zone
Gradually?

It is already a dead zone, it’s gradually becoming more deadly
CrimeRe: FUTMinna Lecturer, Adefolalu Funmilola Sherifat, Found Dead With Her Throat Slit by ukaface(f): 10:16pm On Oct 29, 2023
Omo
Things Dey happen o
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Women Arrested With Drugs In India by ukaface(f): 10:14pm On Oct 29, 2023
God Abeg!
Which kind Yeye country and foolish citizens I jam myself put bayi?
Imagine o
One tribe forming powerpuff anytime another tribe commits a crime.
Sotey person say skull mining is worse than drug pushing.

All of Una no get sense o
When you guys realise that crime is not specific to a tribe na that time Una go wise up.
NIGERIANS ARE CRIMINALS, ALSO CORRUPT.
ALL OF YOU ARE HYPOCRITES.
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Women Arrested With Drugs In India by ukaface(f): 10:10pm On Oct 29, 2023
Brimstone77:
....

Yes, they modified the names in their passports..

You have custard powder in your skull..
more like saw dust
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Women Arrested With Drugs In India by ukaface(f): 10:09pm On Oct 29, 2023
Terrahawk:
It's them again. The savage cannibalistic drug trafficking ibo tribe from the southeast of Nigeria, shameless and amoral sub humans who are without doubt the worst tribe in the whole of Africa. They are awaiting execution in jails and prisons in Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand,etc by the hundreds. SMH.
Are they igbos?
CrimeRe: Lifeless Body Of A 14-year-old Boy Found Hanging In Calabar (Graphic Photos) by ukaface(f): 4:53pm On Oct 28, 2023
How could he have killed himself with that tiny rope with his legs touching the floor?

This is not suicide
HealthRe: I Tricked My Guy Into HIV Oral Test And This Is Now Happening by ukaface(f): 4:49pm On Oct 28, 2023
O gbele gbele
Elephant don lost for bush

Swinging both ways, as in he is bisexual

Tor! Do I feel sorry for him?
Chai! Sexual active go soon enter depression

Just tell him straight up, that he needs to go to the hospital for a better treatment and also inform him to do HIV test to rule it off the list( but just for him to do the test) he might refuse, cos everyone is scared of HIV, you gotta keep encouraging him to do it.
And he should contact the lady asap, before she go infect another person.

Wahala for dead body
CelebritiesRe: Every Woman Has Had Abortion Once Or Twice - Phyna by ukaface(f): 10:43am On Oct 28, 2023
She dey craze

Phyna always talking trash sometimes
Where she gather statistics?
Me never even carry belle, talk more of aborting . She thinks every female is like her.

Ment
CrimeRe: Justina Nkang: I Didn't Report Her Death As I Was Scared - Boyfriend (Video) by ukaface(f): 7:08pm On Oct 27, 2023
NIGERIAN MAN on this

The most sort after
FoodRe: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by ukaface(f): 9:56am On Oct 27, 2023
theophorus:
Some people dey hope say the price of everything go inflate so that dem go blame BAT.

But make dem no worry, dem no be God.

Rice is coming to 15k for 50kg
Gas 150/Kg
PMS #72/Litre
USD1=NGN1.25
Wake up
It’s morning already
Or you still enjoying your dream?
FamilyRe: Be Sensitive To Your Wife’s Feelings Too! by ukaface(f): 9:53am On Oct 27, 2023
Fahvvy:
No where in my earlier write up did I say or opine any of this, so I wonder how you got here undecided...



Giving the baby attention ofcourse! undecided...


Sighs undecided...
Lemme break it down for you undecided...
And please this time, read it sl~ow~ly undecided...

Regardless of whether there's a child in the picture or not, your husband is still your priority undecided...

The real "cruelty" is putting any human before your husband undecided...
😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
I think you have issues with kids/ children

Either way, both the husband and kid should be a priority, a baby just given birth to needs all attention from both mother and father.
Dunno why y’all grown ass men be competing with a baby you fvcked to make. Y’all need to be mature

😤😤😤😤😤
FamilyRe: Be Sensitive To Your Wife’s Feelings Too! by ukaface(f): 7:50am On Oct 27, 2023
[quote author=Teymanhenry post=126638485][/quote]be like everything wey wire men brain na sex sex

If he catch disease, who is on the losing end?
Imagine the audacity to even use cheating as a consequence because a woman is looking after the person they both made…smh

I don’t know bout other women, but me? I definitely won’t be the one losing. I’m not the type to cry or fight over an unsteady pri.ck, if because I’m taking care of a child we BOTH made and you feel cheating is what is paramount to you,then the said man doesn’t have a business being in marriage or to be a father. Maturity is needed sometimes.
FamilyRe: Be Sensitive To Your Wife’s Feelings Too! by ukaface(f): 12:27am On Oct 27, 2023
Fahvvy:
Yeah, that's a part of it undecided...

Any other concerns? undecided...
So a mother should pay less attention to her child?
A person that can’t fend for himself or herself, a person that is dependent?
Don’t be cruel
Whilst the woman is giving the needed attention to the babe, what would the father be doing?
FamilyRe: Be Sensitive To Your Wife’s Feelings Too! by ukaface(f): 11:10pm On Oct 26, 2023
Fahvvy:
That lots of people like a comment doesn't mean the comment is right, so forget the likes and let's have a conversation undecided...

I'd like to hear you opinion or concerns about my comment undecided...
I’m assuming the challenge and need you talked about is ‘attention’?

If it’s not, then I would love to learn
FamilyRe: Be Sensitive To Your Wife’s Feelings Too! by ukaface(f): 10:00pm On Oct 26, 2023
Una no Dey tire to always do similarities and comparisons between men and women
FamilyRe: Be Sensitive To Your Wife’s Feelings Too! by ukaface(f): 9:54pm On Oct 26, 2023
Fahvvy:
Child birth comes with its own challenges and pressure, however those challenges/pressure aren't just felt by the woman alone, it's also on the man! undecided...

Y'all should stop trying to paint the picture that child birth affects only the woman, that's a huge lie! undecided...


The same "understanding" you're seeking for is the same understanding the man too is seeking for undecided...

The man too have needs for crying out loud, so do your best to meet them!


People (especially women) need to realize that your SPOUSE is your priority NOT your CHILD

Don't make the mistake of neglecting the needs of your husband (spouse) simply because there's a child in the picture undecided...
Really?
And 91 likes? Wooow
Music/RadioRe: Which Of These Current Nigerian Musicians Surprised You The Most? by ukaface(f): 8:38am On Oct 26, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Good morning!
E be like say work don choke u..

Abeg give us update 4 daayari.
Good morning o
E choke no be small
I keep postponing my updates😭
Music/RadioRe: Which Of These Current Nigerian Musicians Surprised You The Most? by ukaface(f): 8:35pm On Oct 25, 2023
Odumodublack
Music/RadioRe: Olamide & Asake Stole My Songs - Blackface by ukaface(f): 6:09pm On Oct 24, 2023
Ment…..
Craze……

Even me sef no go agree collaboration talk more of tiwa😂
TravelRe: Happie Boys To Be Deported From Cyprus Within 30 Days - Leaked Chat by ukaface(f): 10:04am On Oct 24, 2023
They should come back and continue their security work, they have at least tasted the good life, popping champagne and all.
Their brain go set when they reach Naija
Ndi anuofia
RomanceRe: Trending Video Of A Nigerian Lady & Her Cute White (oyinbo) Husband (pics/video) by ukaface(f): 11:15pm On Oct 21, 2023
[quote author=DCmaverick post=126542475][/quote]God Abeg
I pray not to come across a dimwit like this person ever in my life. Amen!

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