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Celebrating what is not worth celebrating

Wujio:
Will you shut up your mouth dia or i shut it up for you

I said what I said
SOME NIGERIAN MEN ARE OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID. Can you read that better?

Wtf is artistic pursuit?
Talking like a mad man

Some Nigerian men are outrageously stupid

mirinder:
i know you will support her. Wayward gal. Thats how you will treat me when i marry you

How did i support her?
Y’all are judging the matter from one person’s complain, Una hear phyna side?

And, don’t you ever on this forum call me names, you don’t know me, I don’t know you. Don’t try that rubbish again.

And, NO!!!!!!! I CAN’T MARRY YOU

I watched an interview where phyna recounted how she was maltreated at home and all of those childhood suffering meted on her by her family members ( as I watched, dunno if it’s true)
She said ( hope I’m right) that she doesn’t have any dealings with her family like that anymore and all she does is send money home.

Make I go find the interview come sef.

God Abeg
As I mind my business on this forum, please don’t let me abuse the ancestors, grandpas/grandmas and fathers/mothers . Amen o

illicit:
It happens all over the world

So it’s a good thing and we should turn blind eye to it?

That one wey Dey practice epilepsy with malnutrition
(zino) should better speak out.

Naira Marley keeps claiming he doesn’t know anything, werey. I beat my chest 🫣, he knows a lot. All this innocent talks na to evade Wahala

Pray nsi na aro



Mtcheeeew

And he thinks God will answer?

Wetin Dey do this aunty?

Me don even forget say she still dey

Maybe they are living in a non existent part of Lagos
Because the Lagos built by my president has no fault

I’m seeing the future
Come 50years from now, Naira marley would be the president of Nigeria

ThatCEO:
We don't have a leadership crisis in this country, we just have way too many dull people, I mean, just take a look at the leaders we appoint.

If you can't put naira Marley at the crime scene, heck, he wasn't in d country a full 2 weeks before Mohbad died, you don't have a murder weapon or a evidence of poisoning, call both CIA and KGB together, they will sweat over this issue.

Let the police release his toxicology report Na, make we check wetin dey him system d time he died.

The angry mob r too dull to realise that Naira owns the right to all of MOHBAD's hits. The more he tops the chart, d richer Marley becomes, if una like make una no give am show for 3 years. The kain money wey Apple music alone will pay Marley go shock una.

Everybody is calling for Marley's head, but what kind of life was Mohbad having before he met Marley? Abi we no gather see the condition of his father? Did he ever in his life dreamt of making anything out of life before he met Marley n became big boy n even thought of buying a ₦30M range rover?

What type of an upbringing do you think Naira himself had? Had a difficult childhood, had no one to look out for him, walking around d street of UK not knowing if the next person that walks past you will stab you in the kidney. How many of you live in a place where you are scared of getting stabbed?

I am sick of the humongous amount of dumb people in just one country. Dey won't do shitt about the high cost of living, filling out in their millions over a case that's police work.

The problem is the percentage of non thinking Nigerians is higher than the thinking Nigerians and unfortunately the non thinking Nigerians have more influence.
So pathetic

He is ageing backwards
By the way, Nigeria is corrupt and Tinubu has Nigeria I. His hands, with his level of corruption all the evidences won’t lead to anywhere

Eldybest:
Note: I learnt this from a local farmer sometime around 1990/91. So it is not a western medical first aid. While the farmer taught me as if it is a complete treatment, I personally classify it as a kind of 'first aid' because I believe that ideally, one should still seek medical treatment even after one had gotten better.

Now, here it is:

1. Within the first few seconds of the snake bite, firmly tighten a rope or wire or twig or anything strong, at the back of that bite, to prevent the venom from circulating further.

2. Immediately (or at the same time), start chewing bitter kolanut. As you are chewing it very well, squeeze out and keep swallowing the bitter liquid coming from it. Swallow everything. In my own case, three kolanuts worked for me. The farmer told me that if some venom had escaped further into the blood by the time, there is a way the kolanut would act against it from inside.

3. Begin to press the areas around the bite to drain out the blood around the bite. This action, in practical sense, is very bloody and messy. But when a saw that my life was at stake, I did it. The farmer said I can also suck out that blood in that area and spit it off. This, I also did, when I saw that I must save my life.
During all this, try and avoid making serious bodily movements that can make your heart pump faster or harder, so that the venom will not circulate fast.

Just as I said, a local farmer taught me this way back sometime in 1990/1991.

But the first time I practised it was on December 20, 1995 when I was bitten on my wrist by a snake. On this occasion, I put this into practise and it worked for me, even without any treatment afterwards.

Then, the latest time I practised it was sometime in June this year when I had another bite at around 2am or so. I applied the same method and my body calmed down and I became normal again.

Someone later told me that I've developed some bodily resistance to snake bites (I don't know anything about this, as I am not a science person).

But the mark of the first snake bite is still on my right wrist till today.
But as a rule, I always ensure that I have kolanuts wherever I go.

I have only talked about what worked for me as taught to me by a local farmer. Not to be taken as a 'prescription' or recommendation. I used the method because the incident happened at locations far away from medical outpost.
There will definitely be other first aid treatments for snake bites, especially from the medical people.
Ideally, please ensure you know a clinic around which has antivenom treatments.

What if the snake bite you for nyash, how we wan take do the sucking and pressing of blood or how we go tie rope?
I’m curious

Nursing school
#nostalgia

Wahalur
But why should Nigerians protest for them?
Nigerians wey never protest for their country finish. Abeg o

kalan:
Becos she is the confirm ashewo in the house that I know, moving from man to man. But Mummy GO looks good on her.

You no get yans abeg

sthecy:
Omooo these housemates are wasting dance for me
I wish I’m there 😢

same here o

kalan:
Why is baye looking like mummy GO

You want her to look like ashawo??

Rest

These housemates Dey dull
Wasting good music

I don’t have disadvantage

So I heard Una president, sorry our president name is Amuda Sangodele, and he stole the identity of a female named Bola Tinubu😂🤣🤣
Is this true?
But still nothing can happen to him, because apparently he owns Nigeria 😂🤣🤣


In summary, Nigeria is in shackles 🤣🤣

Zonefree:
One of the disadvantages of giving birth to a female child.

😏
Is a male child better?
Or you think piercings is only done by females?
All these misogynistic entities sef

Chochovini:
. Your head dey there and you dey reason well with am.
Don‘t mind all those shallow brainy thinking and talking from their anus zombies.

Somebody called himself “Moh-BAD“ which literally mean I AM BAD. And some people want to force it down our throats like a bitter pills that it mean “I AM TOO GOOD“ Like how are these two words related?
I don‘t know why in Nigeria, peopl want to call Black white and vice versa.
Hypocrites all over!

They are all hypocrites
See as their initial gragra don finish?
Majority of people used his death to chase clout and catch cruise.
Slowly they would forget justice

Both of you should go and sit down

No mind the jobless non thinking Nigerian youths

Just like saying a known ashawo go die people go come Dey do justice protest.

I’m not judging, but stating the obvious

Tinubu can never lie
He is too saintly a man to lie

Even though
Even though

May his lies favour my family and I *drops mic*

dominique:
These real housewives of everywhere are always looking annoyingly over the top.

😂🤣😂🤣

Omo
You go work Taya!
Once you start working, na like that ooo😭😭
I want to go back being a toddler😭😭 eating noodles and stealing milk

Okay jokes apart
-life isn’t a bed of roses, you’ve got to grow some bal.ls