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Fools

My dear
Block them
Cos if you keep them, you might be tempted to also know what they are up to, if they are doing better than you and, that act can make you feel sad or bring up past memories. So BLOCK THEM EVERYWHERE. Every social media, BLOCK THEM AND MOVE ON.

SirLakes:
There's nothing outside!

Nothing inside too😩

Originalsly:
Weren't we traditionally a " naked" people? ... barely covering downstairs? Wasn't it normal.... and isn't it still normal to do so in many communities? Since when did it become "morally wrong"? This has to do with the people in that particular community. It is normal to be butt naked on a nudist beach ... "morally wrong" to be wearing any clothing. It is normal to be fully clothed in a Muslim community.... "morally wrong" to be flexing cleavage and laps. It is normal to wear bum shorts and bra in NYC. .. "morally wrong" to be wearing bum shorts and be top less. Should the one from the nudist beach community be condemning clothes wearing people and claiming it is morally wrong to he wearing clothes? That's where we are ... each pushing his belief on the other. A child growing up seeing his parents butt naked will see it as normal. We need to stop sexualizing everything.

Make all of us kuku Dey waka naked in your defence.

Why I go Dey naked in front of my pikin?


Imagine your child saying ‘ eewww’ when you go naked🤣😂😂😂

I didn’t read that but just scanned through
Are they requesting for 200k as minimum wage
Then Dem dey jonz
Government wey Dey owe 30k wan come Dey pay 200k. Dreamers!

Story story( story)
Alo Alo ( Alo)

She try
But Nope I ain’t gonna emulate her
I can give my savings, definitely not MY ENTIRE SAVINGS Biko.

Realman50:
I was the type of guy that love going to church both programs, mid-week service and Sunday service but i automatically stop going. Some times i found no reason and sometimes i found reasons...what is really happening to me please someone help me.

Nothing is wrong with you
You just got to that stage where you realise you won’t get flogged for not going to church.
Or maybe you realised, church can be a stressor

I left my previous church because the preaching became confusing like say na maths, and also the members were Fvcking hypocrites.

You can never guess the church right🤣😂

I’m young
Getting older
But I think I would regret not being a night owl… dunno if that’s the right word, or maybe i’ld regret not been a clubbing/ partying and outside person

Everytime I just Dey inside🤣😂😂

Caaaaarrrdiiii

Fine girl
I love her

No it is not

But op
Na for junction Una knack?
She can easily come to your house, why didn’t you secretly follow her

Whatisurproblem:
Good day everyone, I need your opinion on this matter.

I've been dating this lady for like 4months now. Anytimee I try to visit her, she will only come to a junction for us to meet. I requested to know where she lives and also for me to know her people, she always decline the request claiming she's staying with someone not her relative, at a point I asked if she's a ghost 👻 which she deny.

The problem now is she suddenly came to my house with a pregnancy test strip, she carried out test in my present and the results came out that she's truly pregnant.

I scheduled for the following day to take her to hospital, she left my house that day and never return, anytime I call her on phone, she will not respond to come and see me, and I don't know where to locate her. I threatened her that if she refused to show up that I won't take responsibility for the pregnancy, she blatantly told me she will keep the pregnancy and take care of it by herself.

I began to worry if this is a baby factory things or she just used me to get pregnant and run or what is her mission?

File Photo Used for illustration

My guess is
She is married, couldn’t have take you to her matrimonial home. Her husband no fit give her belle, she used you, got preggy and cut communication with you so that you won’t claim the child and scatter her marriage.

My gender!
Well, I’m just guessing. I could be wrong
Cos her audacity to keep the child and not involve the father of the child in this trying economy brouhaha of Nigeria is questionable.

And, she fit be ghost o
Shey ghost go tell you say she be ghost?

Just find a way to meet her, that junction you guys use to meet, ask people around they might know her

CHRISTIANS in the house
“We did not know that it was irreversible. God is not our errand boy who must do what we ask him to do. He will only do what he thinks fit to do.”

Do we still need to pray?

Next generation wey Dey take colos? Wey Dey busy with homo? Wey Dey do scam?

Have no fear. Tinubu is right where he belongs. Our president

minakom:
Former students of UNN.
Why always them?

Did you see name there??
Sense… zero

I’m a former student of a school in Ibadan does that make me Yoruba?
Uche no Dey… lol

Where is the older people data to distribute whatever?
They play

Nigerians no get sense, see a lot of y'all shining teeth here at the mention of this news. How Una go think say this thing Dey feasible sef?

Applauding over what will never happen.

Nigerian politicians always wanting more money till they die.
Make this one no go sit down one place. Your heart is failing you, you Dey talk exhaustion. Yeye Dey smell

Stupid people, stupid country

Sharatan:
This disease is unheard of. What if it was caused by an oversized dilldo introduced into the girl’s dorm by a lesbian 🤔

this thing wey you comment, read am
E make sense to you?

Switzerland

Dpen11:
Most Nigeria doctors are careless, let's not even talk about the nurses feeling like they're the owners of every hospital

Make Una Dey calm down
When nurses don’t need stray bullet Una go sha find way to hit nurses. Calm down kwanu hiaaa

GO0DHardDick:
What is your real moniker on nairaland?

Are you jennyclay, Obembet ukaface or who exactly?

Come out plainly and tell us your real nairaland account. No dey disguise again. Awon wannabe feminist! I thought we all agreed feminist don't need men? Why then are you talking about marriage?

Shey this one is okay ni?
Why you Dey mention my name?

I believe in reincarnation

We’ve all lived before, the soul doesn’t die, the flesh and physical features are all gotten from our parents.

I probably must have been the queen of Persia.

If only I know my past lives

wittywriter:
We are accorded the most happy people on earth.
A typical Nigerian is a case study.




Wittyness.

Happy with poverty
Happy with underdevelopment
Happy with corruption


Indeed
Pardon me to borrow your word … wittyness

Celebrating Nigeria in another country…….. ment

Just like saying I’m celebrating my school in another school….. ment!

Better don’t celebrate Nigeria, because bits not worth celebrating. If it were we won’t have thousands of Nigerians scattered in other countries.

The Nigerians in Nigeria no even celebrate na ndi diaspora celebrate. Ala

Will the released certificate make Tinubu not be president again?

VEHINTOLAR:
Congratulations to you Ilebaye ! Now,let me drop this before I move out of this thread :

Multichoice should stop the idea of picking more than halve of the contestants from a particular tribe,Igbo precisely ! That nonsense has got to stop; it's rubbish ! How can you have 20 contestants and 10 of them are Igbo in a country like ours ?! What the fvck is that ?!
What is the rationale behind that crappy idea ? Which edge do the igbos have over others that qualifies them for such an undue privilege ? Like some of us have already contacted Multichoice on the issue,they should never repeat that rubbish again in Nigeria !

We want to see contestants from Akwa Ibom, Lagos,Enugu,Kaduna,Oyo,Rivers,Kogi,Abia, etc properly mixed and presented to us, viewers. Don't pack 12 igbos out of 20 contentants and present such anomaly to us as BBNaija ! We will assist you to change such nonsense to "BBIgbo" if you try it again !

Congratulations to you once again Ilebaye,the newest Millionaire in town ! Enjoy your fortunes, girl,it's your time !

Better calm down
Hope you were this hyper during the presidential election.
Blablabla

After his feeling of being the winner

Does the words actually mean anything?

National anthem wey politicians no fit sing.
If they really do pledge and follow the words of the pledge, Nigeria for better.

It’s just mere words. No meaning