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No be everything you go Dey do longthroat for

But really how this man was able to work his way thru hustling from being a tout to a druglord to an elite to a governor to a god father to a president is something I really need to know. Like how did he do it from a nobody to a president. The man is sha determined.
At the end of everything, breeze blow fowl nyash open and he is seen for who he is but then justice can’t be served .

He deserves an award really.

Prechgold1180:
How e take promote scam for this song now


Small boy with big money

Nah scam promotion

Some of unah need unah brain rewired.

Go listen to six9!

How small boy take get big money?
Accept it or not, he is promoting scam
How the thing I talk take Dey pepper you for body na Wetin i no understand
You better tell yourself the truth
I no Dey listen to any six9!

Na you gangan need brain rewiring

This guy promoting scam
I just love that he is from Edo state

A Nigerian politician

I don’t give a Fvck

Na this woman Tupac been date?
Tor!

Godoverevery:
Am currently in a relationship with a 31yr old lady for about 2 month now.
She want to buy iPhone 12pro max and she doesn't have the total money.
She has being complaining about how her phone (techno phantom) isn't good enough for pictures and videos bla bla bla from the time we met.

In my last relationship I actually helped my ex get iPhone Xsmas, she didn't have the total money aswell and I added about 55k to get it for her which I later regret with every blood in me and now the same scenario is happening again.

I actually advise her to get a lesser iPhone which her money can buy but she is adamant she want iPhone 12promax just to show off to other ladies in her office.

She expecting me to help her get the phone and add the remaining balance.
From my calculations she is about 70k-80k short of the money to get the phone and honestly I don't have a dime to give cos only a foolish idiot will make the same mistake thrice.

She emotionally blackmailing me and I can't take it anymore.......at 31yrs I expect more understanding and more important priorities.

Tell her she is foolish

If you like do transfer
Woman wey Dey complicated can never be uncomplicated

Albertone:
Lol think twice before defending rubbish

I wasn’t defending rubbish oga
My opinion is mine, just because you don’t agree with me doesn’t make my opinion rubbish.
She ain’t a property, and she can decide to use her off days as she pleases.

Rest

Albertone:
Because she isn't a zombie is what prevented her from explaining the reason for such visit?

Does that excuse make sense to you?
Your off day that should be spent with your family as a resting day, you still decided to go to work like it's not an off day.
You even claimed to go meet a junior colleague.
So, that junior colleague can't speak on the phone or wait till her non-off day?
It means her junior colleague is more important.

Rest

concho:
My partner has a day off today, so she dressed up this morning and said she was going to see a female colleague at work

I was not comfortable with it and asked her not to go since they see everyday at work

She didn't say a word to me but kept on dressing up.

She just left to the said friend’s house.

Is it really right? What would you do in my shoe??

So your partner can’t make decisions ?


Oga, break up with her
Then go look for a zombie to date

Bliss52:



Optics

Nigerians would hustle up to 3 million Naira working comfortable jobs and Japa to work for Oyinbo and snap pics .. horrible jobs

Two friends (fiction)

Chinedu and Chuckwudi

Both guy served their masters as apprentice and started a business valued at 3 million, monthly profit of #300,000

Chinedu Japa to Malaysia thinking he would get a job without certificate after selling off his shop

Unfuntunately no Job except selling drugs.. which he sold and got caught


Chuckwudi continue with his business and opened many other shops , married and started a life,


.

Nice story
But it’s spelt Chukwudi 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️

SoNature:
I am not a Tinubu's fan and will never be. However, Tinubu's case and Mmesoma's case aren't the same.

While the former didn't FAKE anything about his result (because the school acknowledged that he finished from there), Mmesoma upgraded her result to win an award.

The little girl is a criminal and nobody should defend her criminality. Criminals like Mmesoma should make Nigéria consider having a juvenile prison.

And Tinubu is a saint
Y’all be talking from two sides of your mouth

How?!
Where did he see the history
I know there’s a connection between igbos and Israelites

Fools

My dear
Block them
Cos if you keep them, you might be tempted to also know what they are up to, if they are doing better than you and, that act can make you feel sad or bring up past memories. So BLOCK THEM EVERYWHERE. Every social media, BLOCK THEM AND MOVE ON.

SirLakes:
There's nothing outside!

Nothing inside too😩

Originalsly:
Weren't we traditionally a " naked" people? ... barely covering downstairs? Wasn't it normal.... and isn't it still normal to do so in many communities? Since when did it become "morally wrong"? This has to do with the people in that particular community. It is normal to be butt naked on a nudist beach ... "morally wrong" to be wearing any clothing. It is normal to be fully clothed in a Muslim community.... "morally wrong" to be flexing cleavage and laps. It is normal to wear bum shorts and bra in NYC. .. "morally wrong" to be wearing bum shorts and be top less. Should the one from the nudist beach community be condemning clothes wearing people and claiming it is morally wrong to he wearing clothes? That's where we are ... each pushing his belief on the other. A child growing up seeing his parents butt naked will see it as normal. We need to stop sexualizing everything.

Make all of us kuku Dey waka naked in your defence.

Why I go Dey naked in front of my pikin?


Imagine your child saying ‘ eewww’ when you go naked🤣😂😂😂

I didn’t read that but just scanned through
Are they requesting for 200k as minimum wage
Then Dem dey jonz
Government wey Dey owe 30k wan come Dey pay 200k. Dreamers!

Story story( story)
Alo Alo ( Alo)

She try
But Nope I ain’t gonna emulate her
I can give my savings, definitely not MY ENTIRE SAVINGS Biko.

Realman50:
I was the type of guy that love going to church both programs, mid-week service and Sunday service but i automatically stop going. Some times i found no reason and sometimes i found reasons...what is really happening to me please someone help me.

Nothing is wrong with you
You just got to that stage where you realise you won’t get flogged for not going to church.
Or maybe you realised, church can be a stressor

I left my previous church because the preaching became confusing like say na maths, and also the members were Fvcking hypocrites.

You can never guess the church right🤣😂

I’m young
Getting older
But I think I would regret not being a night owl… dunno if that’s the right word, or maybe i’ld regret not been a clubbing/ partying and outside person

Everytime I just Dey inside🤣😂😂

Caaaaarrrdiiii

Fine girl
I love her

No it is not

But op
Na for junction Una knack?
She can easily come to your house, why didn’t you secretly follow her

Whatisurproblem:
Good day everyone, I need your opinion on this matter.

I've been dating this lady for like 4months now. Anytimee I try to visit her, she will only come to a junction for us to meet. I requested to know where she lives and also for me to know her people, she always decline the request claiming she's staying with someone not her relative, at a point I asked if she's a ghost 👻 which she deny.

The problem now is she suddenly came to my house with a pregnancy test strip, she carried out test in my present and the results came out that she's truly pregnant.

I scheduled for the following day to take her to hospital, she left my house that day and never return, anytime I call her on phone, she will not respond to come and see me, and I don't know where to locate her. I threatened her that if she refused to show up that I won't take responsibility for the pregnancy, she blatantly told me she will keep the pregnancy and take care of it by herself.

I began to worry if this is a baby factory things or she just used me to get pregnant and run or what is her mission?

File Photo Used for illustration

My guess is
She is married, couldn’t have take you to her matrimonial home. Her husband no fit give her belle, she used you, got preggy and cut communication with you so that you won’t claim the child and scatter her marriage.

My gender!
Well, I’m just guessing. I could be wrong
Cos her audacity to keep the child and not involve the father of the child in this trying economy brouhaha of Nigeria is questionable.

And, she fit be ghost o
Shey ghost go tell you say she be ghost?

Just find a way to meet her, that junction you guys use to meet, ask people around they might know her

CHRISTIANS in the house
“We did not know that it was irreversible. God is not our errand boy who must do what we ask him to do. He will only do what he thinks fit to do.”

Do we still need to pray?

Next generation wey Dey take colos? Wey Dey busy with homo? Wey Dey do scam?

Have no fear. Tinubu is right where he belongs. Our president