₦airaland Forum

minakom:
Former students of UNN.
Why always them?

Did you see name there??
Sense… zero

I’m a former student of a school in Ibadan does that make me Yoruba?
Uche no Dey… lol

Where is the older people data to distribute whatever?
They play

Nigerians no get sense, see a lot of y'all shining teeth here at the mention of this news. How Una go think say this thing Dey feasible sef?

Applauding over what will never happen.

Nigerian politicians always wanting more money till they die.
Make this one no go sit down one place. Your heart is failing you, you Dey talk exhaustion. Yeye Dey smell

Stupid people, stupid country

Sharatan:
This disease is unheard of. What if it was caused by an oversized dilldo introduced into the girl’s dorm by a lesbian 🤔

this thing wey you comment, read am
E make sense to you?

Switzerland

Dpen11:
Most Nigeria doctors are careless, let's not even talk about the nurses feeling like they're the owners of every hospital

Make Una Dey calm down
When nurses don’t need stray bullet Una go sha find way to hit nurses. Calm down kwanu hiaaa

GO0DHardDick:
What is your real moniker on nairaland?

Are you jennyclay, Obembet ukaface or who exactly?

Come out plainly and tell us your real nairaland account. No dey disguise again. Awon wannabe feminist! I thought we all agreed feminist don't need men? Why then are you talking about marriage?

Shey this one is okay ni?
Why you Dey mention my name?

I believe in reincarnation

We’ve all lived before, the soul doesn’t die, the flesh and physical features are all gotten from our parents.

I probably must have been the queen of Persia.

If only I know my past lives

wittywriter:
We are accorded the most happy people on earth.
A typical Nigerian is a case study.




Wittyness.

Happy with poverty
Happy with underdevelopment
Happy with corruption


Indeed
Pardon me to borrow your word … wittyness

Celebrating Nigeria in another country…….. ment

Just like saying I’m celebrating my school in another school….. ment!

Better don’t celebrate Nigeria, because bits not worth celebrating. If it were we won’t have thousands of Nigerians scattered in other countries.

The Nigerians in Nigeria no even celebrate na ndi diaspora celebrate. Ala

Will the released certificate make Tinubu not be president again?

VEHINTOLAR:
Congratulations to you Ilebaye ! Now,let me drop this before I move out of this thread :

Multichoice should stop the idea of picking more than halve of the contestants from a particular tribe,Igbo precisely ! That nonsense has got to stop; it's rubbish ! How can you have 20 contestants and 10 of them are Igbo in a country like ours ?! What the fvck is that ?!
What is the rationale behind that crappy idea ? Which edge do the igbos have over others that qualifies them for such an undue privilege ? Like some of us have already contacted Multichoice on the issue,they should never repeat that rubbish again in Nigeria !

We want to see contestants from Akwa Ibom, Lagos,Enugu,Kaduna,Oyo,Rivers,Kogi,Abia, etc properly mixed and presented to us, viewers. Don't pack 12 igbos out of 20 contentants and present such anomaly to us as BBNaija ! We will assist you to change such nonsense to "BBIgbo" if you try it again !

Congratulations to you once again Ilebaye,the newest Millionaire in town ! Enjoy your fortunes, girl,it's your time !

Better calm down
Hope you were this hyper during the presidential election.
Blablabla

After his feeling of being the winner

Does the words actually mean anything?

National anthem wey politicians no fit sing.
If they really do pledge and follow the words of the pledge, Nigeria for better.

It’s just mere words. No meaning

Make Una Pele o

Google be doing the most

Celebrating what is not worth celebrating

Wujio:
Will you shut up your mouth dia or i shut it up for you

I said what I said
SOME NIGERIAN MEN ARE OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID. Can you read that better?

Wtf is artistic pursuit?
Talking like a mad man

Some Nigerian men are outrageously stupid

mirinder:
i know you will support her. Wayward gal. Thats how you will treat me when i marry you

How did i support her?
Y’all are judging the matter from one person’s complain, Una hear phyna side?

And, don’t you ever on this forum call me names, you don’t know me, I don’t know you. Don’t try that rubbish again.

And, NO!!!!!!! I CAN’T MARRY YOU

I watched an interview where phyna recounted how she was maltreated at home and all of those childhood suffering meted on her by her family members ( as I watched, dunno if it’s true)
She said ( hope I’m right) that she doesn’t have any dealings with her family like that anymore and all she does is send money home.

Make I go find the interview come sef.

God Abeg
As I mind my business on this forum, please don’t let me abuse the ancestors, grandpas/grandmas and fathers/mothers . Amen o

illicit:
It happens all over the world

So it’s a good thing and we should turn blind eye to it?

That one wey Dey practice epilepsy with malnutrition
(zino) should better speak out.

Naira Marley keeps claiming he doesn’t know anything, werey. I beat my chest 🫣, he knows a lot. All this innocent talks na to evade Wahala

Pray nsi na aro



Mtcheeeew

And he thinks God will answer?

Wetin Dey do this aunty?

Me don even forget say she still dey

Maybe they are living in a non existent part of Lagos
Because the Lagos built by my president has no fault

I’m seeing the future
Come 50years from now, Naira marley would be the president of Nigeria

ThatCEO:
We don't have a leadership crisis in this country, we just have way too many dull people, I mean, just take a look at the leaders we appoint.

If you can't put naira Marley at the crime scene, heck, he wasn't in d country a full 2 weeks before Mohbad died, you don't have a murder weapon or a evidence of poisoning, call both CIA and KGB together, they will sweat over this issue.

Let the police release his toxicology report Na, make we check wetin dey him system d time he died.

The angry mob r too dull to realise that Naira owns the right to all of MOHBAD's hits. The more he tops the chart, d richer Marley becomes, if una like make una no give am show for 3 years. The kain money wey Apple music alone will pay Marley go shock una.

Everybody is calling for Marley's head, but what kind of life was Mohbad having before he met Marley? Abi we no gather see the condition of his father? Did he ever in his life dreamt of making anything out of life before he met Marley n became big boy n even thought of buying a ₦30M range rover?

What type of an upbringing do you think Naira himself had? Had a difficult childhood, had no one to look out for him, walking around d street of UK not knowing if the next person that walks past you will stab you in the kidney. How many of you live in a place where you are scared of getting stabbed?

I am sick of the humongous amount of dumb people in just one country. Dey won't do shitt about the high cost of living, filling out in their millions over a case that's police work.

The problem is the percentage of non thinking Nigerians is higher than the thinking Nigerians and unfortunately the non thinking Nigerians have more influence.
So pathetic

He is ageing backwards
By the way, Nigeria is corrupt and Tinubu has Nigeria I. His hands, with his level of corruption all the evidences won’t lead to anywhere

Eldybest:
Note: I learnt this from a local farmer sometime around 1990/91. So it is not a western medical first aid. While the farmer taught me as if it is a complete treatment, I personally classify it as a kind of 'first aid' because I believe that ideally, one should still seek medical treatment even after one had gotten better.

Now, here it is:

1. Within the first few seconds of the snake bite, firmly tighten a rope or wire or twig or anything strong, at the back of that bite, to prevent the venom from circulating further.

2. Immediately (or at the same time), start chewing bitter kolanut. As you are chewing it very well, squeeze out and keep swallowing the bitter liquid coming from it. Swallow everything. In my own case, three kolanuts worked for me. The farmer told me that if some venom had escaped further into the blood by the time, there is a way the kolanut would act against it from inside.

3. Begin to press the areas around the bite to drain out the blood around the bite. This action, in practical sense, is very bloody and messy. But when a saw that my life was at stake, I did it. The farmer said I can also suck out that blood in that area and spit it off. This, I also did, when I saw that I must save my life.
During all this, try and avoid making serious bodily movements that can make your heart pump faster or harder, so that the venom will not circulate fast.

Just as I said, a local farmer taught me this way back sometime in 1990/1991.

But the first time I practised it was on December 20, 1995 when I was bitten on my wrist by a snake. On this occasion, I put this into practise and it worked for me, even without any treatment afterwards.

Then, the latest time I practised it was sometime in June this year when I had another bite at around 2am or so. I applied the same method and my body calmed down and I became normal again.

Someone later told me that I've developed some bodily resistance to snake bites (I don't know anything about this, as I am not a science person).

But the mark of the first snake bite is still on my right wrist till today.
But as a rule, I always ensure that I have kolanuts wherever I go.

I have only talked about what worked for me as taught to me by a local farmer. Not to be taken as a 'prescription' or recommendation. I used the method because the incident happened at locations far away from medical outpost.
There will definitely be other first aid treatments for snake bites, especially from the medical people.
Ideally, please ensure you know a clinic around which has antivenom treatments.

What if the snake bite you for nyash, how we wan take do the sucking and pressing of blood or how we go tie rope?
I’m curious