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Romance › Re: Man & His Friends Seize All He Bought For His Girlfriend After She Dumped Him by ukaface(f): 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2023

So must the girl die with him?

That’s why I urge ladies no, not urge I itch for ladies to be independent and Fvcking buy their things themselves. Well thank God for grace say ‘ no guy is taking care of me’

Politics › Re: "I Will Keep Praying For You Sir" - Yul Edochie Tells Tinubu by ukaface(f): 7:05pm On Jul 05, 2023

Odeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yul I bu itibolibooooooo

Car Talk › Re: Subsidy Removal: Taraba Civil Servants Sell Off Cars by ukaface(f): 4:24pm On Jul 05, 2023

Why is nobody speaking?

Sorrow tears and blood -Fela

Education › Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by ukaface(f): 10:27pm On Jul 04, 2023

Think9ja:
Don't be surprised that the owner of that app is from the potopoto region. They will never use their brain for something that will benefit humanity, only for criminal stuffs like this.

From doing drugs, to forging results, to shouting stolen mandate, etc

Just imagine Nigeria if their fellow crook becomes president? Tufiakwa.

Why una useless like this?
Like seriously, why?

Una go comit crime finish, if them catch una,una go de play victim card. At 19, she is matured enough to comit forgery, she should be matured enough to go to kuje where her fellow crook is.

Tufiakwa for those people.
Spits

Wow
Oh ye member of a saintly tribe, A tribe that does no evil or crime
A saintly tribe that is so pure to the world
For they do not know what crime is, a tribe destined to make heaven
Wow! See a laughable member of a tribe that has been painted holy

A tribe that with no doubt has no juju, witchcraft, scammers, ritualists, pedophiles, corrupt minds… wow such an envious tribe. Olohun maje

Food › Re: Just Bought Cooking Gas For #500 Per Kg. How Much Is It In Your Area? by ukaface(f): 10:21pm On Jul 04, 2023

My area na #100 per kg because I supported BAT

Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 10:17pm On Jul 04, 2023

Omoawoke:
If I bring my academic record for you, I can swear you haven’t neared half of it.
And yes I have made Yoruba proud and I have not even started.

Why does that seem weird to me?
Neared half of it…. Is that right? With your academic record?

Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2023

Omoawoke:
Majority of the names there are Yorubas.
Same thing happen every year. Yorubas always dominate the list.
Proud to be yoruba

Your name Dey there?
You don make Yoruba proud?

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Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2023

Elliotwaveforec:
SW, SS or NC, they're all Yorubas! We are one. Akokos in Edo state are part of us.

Abeg o
Edo no be Yoruba o

Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:52pm On Jul 04, 2023

GistFullGround:
Umeh Kamsiyochukwu Nkechinyere, 360

Aguele Stephen Osezuha, 358 - PROUDLY EDO

Ositade Oluwafemi Anthony, 358

Gbolahan Azeem Ayinde, 357

John Fulfilment Ibhanfiodon, 356, - PROUDLY EDO

Duruji Chimdubem Ugonna, 355

Adesanya Jermaine Oluwaiomiloiu, 355

Shittu Priscilla Adedunni, 355

Atenisumen Enoch Oluwagbemisoke 355 - - PROUDLY EDO Born with a Yoruba name.

Adetunji Victor Adewale, 355

Ofonime Iniobon Idongesit, 355

Imoukhuede Andrew Onayeme, 355 - PROUDLY EDO

You sure say that last person no be delta??
I get Imoukhuede wey be delta ooo

Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:51pm On Jul 04, 2023

Bunch of stupid Nigerians hating ontop of JAMB🤣🤣

Cursing theirselves ontop of JAMB, same JAMB that is fraudulent
Them Dey kill Una with inflation, ba jamb score Una Dey use attack each other

Yeye Dey smell

Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:46pm On Jul 04, 2023

Alexis11:
6 Yoruba

3 Edo

2 Igbo

1 AkwaCross

You are horrible

Romance › Re: My Bride Price Is $15m Because I’m Still A Virgin – Popular Lawyer, Ifunanya by ukaface(f): 6:51pm On Jul 04, 2023

I love her
My namesake

I love her mentality

Education › Re: Ejikeme Mmesoma: Can JAMB Type May This Way? by ukaface(f): 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2023

duro4chang:
Since last year JAMB did not allow result printout of result. Where she got her result is misery.

N ka si no misery
Hiaaa chim

Romance › Re: "I Love Her"- Victor Hugo Mayor Of Mexico Town Marries Female Crocodile (video) by ukaface(f): 8:42pm On Jul 03, 2023

I dare him to do BJ with the love of his life

Ment , craze

Celebrities › Re: This Man Has Changed My Life Forever- Selena Gomez Gushes About Rema by ukaface(f): 4:57pm On Jul 03, 2023

Babypal:
Honestly the whites know how to love and appreciate. Get yourself a white lady kings

Do you have one?

Celebrities › Re: This Man Has Changed My Life Forever- Selena Gomez Gushes About Rema by ukaface(f): 4:56pm On Jul 03, 2023

Skyfornia:
I pray they take their friendship to another level..they look young and compatible.

How do they look compatible?

Health › Re: Joyce Ijeoma Begins 72-Hour Massaging Marathon To Break Guinness Record (Video) by ukaface(f): 4:53pm On Jul 03, 2023

GWR is the new reality show in Nigeria

Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Face Food Crisis In Next Three Months – Attahiru Bafarawa by ukaface(f): 4:52pm On Jul 03, 2023

🤣😂🤣😂

Business › Re: Bank Of America Urges Nigeria To Hike Interest Rate To 25.5% To Curb Inflation by ukaface(f): 4:41pm On Jul 03, 2023

chatinent:
Special greetings to awon “this government will favour me and my family.“

How is the family?

Ina kwana, ụtụtụ ọma o, e kaaro o! Day just break!

Romance › Re: I Have A Feeling That My Wife Will Cheat On Me. Here's Why by ukaface(f): 4:35pm On Jul 03, 2023

Both of Una get problem
Like y’all don’t know what marriage is, you flirt with other girls and you don’t trust your wife.

Christianity Etc › Re: Modernization In The Church! I Felt Odd by ukaface(f): 5:12pm On Jul 02, 2023

frenzy48:
one new generation church I attended some weeks ago,,the ushers all wore trousers,the worship singer dyed his hair pink, choristers wore tight seductive trousers,,guys were allowed to wear caps while girls didn't cover their hairs .some guys even came with crossing bag .I just felt odd

I would have ran out

Christianity Etc › Re: Modernization In The Church! I Felt Odd by ukaface(f): 5:09pm On Jul 02, 2023

OluwaLina1:
Happy sunday nairalanders.
I moved to a new area(Student area) and decided to attend a nearby church.

These are what I noticed.

-- I was the only one that used scarf.Even the choristers and the female ministers didn't use scarf.

--Almost all the female members are putting on trousers,ladies that put on gowns/skirt are not up to 20%.
I was even surprised that the two female ministers and the female choristers also put on trouser to climb the church alter.

--During prayer intersection,I noticed everybody were praying in tongues and it seems am the only person not filled with the holy spirit to speak in tongues.
Even when we were asked to pray on our offering,people still prayed in tongues.

And it just seems I'm odd among them or is it that am not modernized?

My dear no mind them o
They have changed everything upside down o
That’s how they were forcing me to speak in tongues, I started saying shits and that’s when I heard ‘ yes yes, speak it, that’s the spirit’
Which kine spirit? On top the gibberish wey I Dey formulate huh

Yeye sets of Christians, they make me tired of church

Politics › Re: French Riots: Charly Boy Asks Nigerian Youths To Act. Twitter Users Slam Him by ukaface(f): 9:09am On Jul 02, 2023

So how do we solve Nigeria issues?
By always arguing on Nl and Twitter?

Family › Re: Man Gets Scolded By His Young Daughter After He Went To Marry Another Lady (vid) by ukaface(f): 9:39pm On Jun 29, 2023

maasoap:
Perhaps, they wouldn't agree with him. It happens all the time.

. Like they would say "yes, let's go together and bring the mummy's junior home". Lol

You not understanding
If after telling them and they see him settling brideprice even if they are against it this little girl
Won’t come out to say ‘ you told us you were going to work at Anambra but instead you were settling another woman’s bride price’
Do you understand my point?

Now this girl can say men are scum at this age and yes her reason to say that is valid , because he acted a scum. If he is the head of the family he should be able to not behave a sisi and face the neck of the family that I am bringing another neck. 🫤

Politics › Re: FG Discontinues Funding Of Professional Bodies, Councils by ukaface(f): 9:13pm On Jun 29, 2023

Omo
That means school of nursing fees wey high before go come over high again
And my wonderful SON UCH no go carry last

E choke o

Family › Re: Man Gets Scolded By His Young Daughter After He Went To Marry Another Lady (vid) by ukaface(f): 9:08pm On Jun 29, 2023

Kriss216:
Foolish girl!

We've lost our heritage as Africans. Imagine a little girl boldly telling her dad she's disappointed in him for taking a second wife.

Since when is it a crime or taboo to take multiple wives as Africans? Must we always follow the white man tradition?
The reason they're forcing their nonsense LGBTUVWZZZ on us and some foolish Africans are buying it.

The society is now feminine and going mad!

In the medieval era, this girl and her mother would be marched to the village market square. The umuadas would flog nonsense comot for their body.

The issue is this said father LIED to his family that he is going for work but ended up going to settle bride price of another woman.
Do you understand huh

If he had told them outright that he is getting a second wife, I don’t think it would be seen as unafrican but the said father LIED ( you may not see anything wrong with that) and deceived them into marrying another wife.

What is he teaching his daughter? What idea about men is he telling his daughter?
No be everything be African related, morals is also an issue to uphold as a man or father

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Celebrities › Re: "Ifeanyi Adeleke Was A Girl" - Kemi Olunloyo by ukaface(f): 4:17pm On Jun 29, 2023

MikeBetty:
where are you from? Are you Igbo to spew this trash? If you are onye Igbo, you deserve 30 lashes. Ifeanyi is not and can never be unisex. Ifeanyi is short name for Ifeanyichukwu. Which woman dey answer Ifeanyichukwu for your village?

😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Celebrities › Re: "Ifeanyi Adeleke Was A Girl" - Kemi Olunloyo by ukaface(f): 4:17pm On Jun 29, 2023

Sanguine:
Ifeanyi is a unisex name.

ifeanyi is a male name
Thank you

Romance › Re: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by ukaface(f): 9:45pm On Jun 28, 2023

Carot:
you dey laff. I sabi your tori for that hotel. How you dey charge hmmm make i no tok.

You suppose talk o, when you ain’t dumb
I’m interested sef
It’s interesting to know that someone knows me

Music/Radio › Re: 21savage Vows Not To Feature African Artist Again Days After Featuring Burnaboy by ukaface(f): 2:49pm On Jun 28, 2023

Who is this one again?

Family › Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by ukaface(f): 2:46pm On Jun 28, 2023

Maysdevices:
Please we’re not old

😂🤣😂🤣😂okay we are young

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Romance › Re: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by ukaface(f): 10:18am On Jun 28, 2023

Carot:
whats your bodycount? Dont lie to me. I know you very well. Make i no expose you

Lmao😂🤣🤣
I dare you
I dare you to say things about me if you know me very well.
Expose me…. I’m waiting

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