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CelebritiesRe: Woman Crafts Burna Boy's Face Using Fufu (Photo) by ukaface(f): 3:38pm On Jun 23, 2023
Hunger no hol am, na why
FoodRe: Increase In The Price Of Water by ukaface(f): 3:37pm On Jun 23, 2023
🤣😂🤣
Funny citizens
So who Una Dey complain give now?
CelebritiesRe: Dagrin’s Mother Cries For Help, Seeks Financial Assistance by ukaface(f): 7:56pm On Jun 22, 2023
luminouz:
Your last sentence is the only thing you have ever posted that I agreed to. I loved that dude. No other indigenous rapper made such impression on me If the mama posts aza, I will contribute.
Wahala
CelebritiesRe: Dagrin’s Mother Cries For Help, Seeks Financial Assistance by ukaface(f): 10:05am On Jun 22, 2023
Rajahbite:
What did her son do with the money he made while he was alive?
it’s being how many years since he passed?

And it’s not like Dagrin made so much money, how long did his fame span for prior to his death?

Even though he was great and was booming that year his ground b no steady that time. He was just making the money before he died.

Da grin…. The one Yoruba rapper I really vibed to.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Killing Our Economy: Who Will Stop Him by ukaface(f): 10:03am On Jun 22, 2023
May nobody stop him in Jesus name
PoliticsRe: See How Much I'm About To Buy Dollar What Did We Do To Apc by ukaface(f): 10:00am On Jun 22, 2023
Candidlady:
It won't

Y'all just want this government to fail
tor
But E don fail already
PoliticsRe: RMAFC Denies Salary Increase For Tinubu, Govs, Others by ukaface(f): 9:58am On Jun 22, 2023
Abeg make them approve am
Tinubu is suffering, the governors are suffering
They’re suffocating, they need to breathe.


Nigerians
Una no go still get sense
Ndi ala
TV/MoviesRe: “I Am Sorry” – Bolanle Ninalowo Makes Confession About His Role In Extraction 2 by ukaface(f): 10:49pm On Jun 20, 2023
Wtf is monkumentry
CrimeRe: Female Soldiers Caught On Camera Assaulting Boy (pix/video) by ukaface(f): 10:45pm On Jun 20, 2023
😂🤣🤣
I dunno
But for some weird reasons I found this satisfying
Could it be because the table turned?
Music/RadioRe: Portable Bags Golden Stars 'Artist Of The Year' Award, Vows To Win Grammy by ukaface(f): 8:47pm On Jun 19, 2023
He should take a cue from 9ice
‘ don’t doubt me I go bring home Grammy’😂😂😂He think say na beans, this one too done think say he is the next best thing after ice cream….. mtcheeew
Smelling looking guy that says he is a baboon
Make I no just use Wetin Dey do me yab am
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Customs To Start Charging VAT On Diesel Imports by ukaface(f): 6:26pm On Jun 19, 2023
😂🤣😂😂
Music/RadioRe: What Has Happened To The Simi Of 2014-2019 by ukaface(f): 2:10pm On Jun 19, 2023
Ebus12:
Where Is the Simi of 2014-2019?



When I asked a similar question about a year ago, a certain lady did not only stop at countering, insulting, and calling me all sorts of unprintable names; she also badgered into my DM and called me a "male witch", for airing an observation. Well, I’m sure her conscience should have given her a hint as to who the real witch is now. Me, who observed and didn’t hide my fears about an artist’s decline, or her, a fake fan, who is more interested in giveaways than helping Simi redress her falling career.

Oh yes, even if we are all afraid to spit this raw truth out, we all know that the Simi of Simisola and Omo Charlie Champagne are probably chilling off somewhere around a hotel in Zonkwa, Kaduna State.

If we will be honest, we will confess that the Simi that gave us hits on a back-to-back basis is probably in national exile and, hopefully, might only return together with DJ Switch when the federal government grants Switch amnesty. If we are true music fans, we must have missed that charming Simi-Falz combo, whose only comparison is a scrumptious rice and gbegiri combo prepared by a 49-year-old Urhobo woman.

That Simi was always anticipated.

That Simi that these new generational Tems and Ayrra Starr can’t match.

That Simi gave Tiwa Savage and Yemi Alade a run for their money.

That Simi, whose songs were relatable and whose videos were educative,

That extra-ordinary, super-talented, and extremely creative Simi

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SIMI AFTER HER MARRIAGE TO ADEKUNLE?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SIMI AFTER THE BIRTH OF DEJA?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SIMI AFTER DUDUKE?



The present Simi is a complete shadow of herself. This present Simi, who used to be a hitmaker, is now more of a noisemaker and troublemaker, fighting innocent male fans on Twitter over women's rights and whatnot.

The present Simi, who was an exceptional songstress, has now been reduced—or rather, she has now reduced herself—to an in-house songwriter for her husband, Adekunle Gold.

Her songs, which were topping charts and getting over all airplay, are now hardly played in Calabar beer parlors.

The Simi that many once rated equal to or sometimes above Tiwa Savage is now scarily present in any music conversation.

The Simi that could effortlessly bag seven mega hits in a year is struggling for one average hit since "Duduke."

The energetic Simi we all knew and loved now sings as if she is entertaining only demotivated refugees seeking asylum in Guinea-Bissau.

What has happened to the Simi of Simisola and Omo Charlie Champagne?
I don’t think anything happened to o Simi
She’s still same kinda person to me after all these years
I never knew she was giving Yemi and tiwa a chase for the money.
She has her kinda music
She is even more radiant to me
She seems to be enjoying life too and not doing work work work
There’s nothing sup with her
Her music is still kinda same as of years past
Yeah, a lil bit of taking care of the home might have brought some drawbacks to her releasing songs but that doesn’t mean she’s going through anything. Make Una rest
Una wan talk say Adekunle Dey tell am to sit down for house ba?? See them
More so, Adekunle doesn’t seem that selfish to me

Make Una rest, no Dey blow smoke for where fire no Dey.

You should have asked what is wrong with Yemi Alade or omawunmi or waje.

Except if na another simi you Dey talk about
FoodRe: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by ukaface(f): 2:59pm On Jun 17, 2023
Okro
Ogbono
Nsala
In that order
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr’s Childhood Dance Video Emerges On Her 21st Birthday, She Reacts by ukaface(f): 10:00pm On Jun 15, 2023
Zonefree:
There's something about slim girls that triggers my emotions.

In my opinion, all slim girls in Nigeria should be getting petrol at N130 per litre. They're too lovely to suffer cry
For this comment
I no wan fat again
Thank you for allowing my kind breathe, for not suffocating us
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr’s Childhood Dance Video Emerges On Her 21st Birthday, She Reacts by ukaface(f): 9:59pm On Jun 15, 2023
iammo:
I here by rise to second this motion...

Slim girls average boobs
Just when I was about to love you, you had to specify on the boobs
😭
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Star Don Brymo Is Dead by ukaface(f): 11:17am On Jun 15, 2023
kestolove95:
Another obidi0t down...
Full
FoodRe: Hilda Baci 'Spent Over ₦‎80m' For Her Cookathon by ukaface(f): 2:29pm On Jun 14, 2023
80M
Tor!
From where did she get it o?
RomanceRe: My Cousin Has The Longest Natural Hair In Nigeria [pictured] by ukaface(f): 4:35pm On Jun 13, 2023
Is it relaxed?
RomanceRe: What Do You Have To Say About This Pretty Girl by ukaface(f): 4:34pm On Jun 13, 2023
Wahala
RomanceRe: Where to get curtains by ukaface(f): 4:40pm On Jun 12, 2023
graceilina:
So I met this guy on Facebook and we got talking. Did video call and chatted. He sounds so intelligent and his voice is so sweet. I kind of like him a lot. He's very learned and career driven. Now we desire to meet one on one and he invited me to his house. I feel so disappointed because I didn't expect that from someone as enlightened as him. I expected him to invite me to somewhere public for the first time for us to meet, sit and talk. Even though I've agreed to go, I have changed my mind and I plan on telling him that I'm no more coming. What do you think?
You think he would kpansh you in his house?
Well,in case you want to go. Buy pocket knife or better still pepper spray, incase of anything
FamilyRe: Penis Lenght: Nigeria Rated Number 22 In The World (photos) by ukaface(f): 4:37pm On Jun 12, 2023
So upon all their mouth, them no fit carry 1
Cameroon even get pass them
FoodRe: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by ukaface(f): 4:32pm On Jun 12, 2023
No be man power combo be this??
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Had Sushi Served On A Naked Woman At His 46th Birthday Party by ukaface(f): 4:30pm On Jun 12, 2023
Baba North don Dey kolo

I wan eat stick meat attached to a man’s blokos
🤮🤮🤮🤮
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Ever Dated "Mr Return All The Things I Bought For You"? by ukaface(f): 4:29pm On Jun 12, 2023
Na ladies wey don collect things from men go answer that question, Wetin I wan collect from man wey I no fit buy for myself?
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by ukaface(f): 4:28pm On Jun 12, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Watching the video might cause me to change my mind and I don't need double mind going into this makeover.
Abeg
How much is the ass and boobs surgery thing?
E no go bad to Dey begin gather too
All these men be deceiving themselves that body doesn’t matter but if you put dami with Hilda Baci, all of them will pick Hilda.

How much Abeg?
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by ukaface(f): 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
As a lady, just have ass and boobs. Sizeable ass and perky boobs are the only thing you need to attract a potential partner. Every other thing is secondary.

The only reason I haven't attracted one yet is because I look like a Palm tree, so don't be like me.
Wahala on the streets of NL😂😂😂
Which one be palm tree again? Meaning na only hair you get ni??
FoodRe: Chef Tope Maggie Set To Gun For Guinness World Record By Cooking For 140hours by ukaface(f): 7:29pm On Jun 11, 2023
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Wahala
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Spotted At The UEFA Champions League Final After His Performance by ukaface(f): 3:29pm On Jun 11, 2023
New cat
CrimeRe: NDLEA Uncovers Meth Lab in Lagos, Recovers Illicit Drugs by ukaface(f): 3:27pm On Jun 11, 2023
Tor!
Good
Thought that tribe na saints oo… Tor!
PoliticsRe: Dear Yorubas I Want To Know Why You Do This Always? by ukaface(f): 2:39pm On Jun 11, 2023
Tmb78:
So you wrote Yorubas as "Yaribas" and you claimed you aren't Igbo?
Continue!
Still don't know why most of you people lie about your tribe.
Is your tribe that worthless?
but it’s yaribas na
Abi no be yaribas?
Oooh autocorrect is changing Yorubas to yaribas. I’m sorry
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe Jesus Will Come Back Again To Take His Saints? by ukaface(f): 8:48am On Jun 11, 2023
No
Jesus suppose Dey fear this world sef
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Of Billions Of Christians On Earth Do You Think Would Make Heaven? by ukaface(f): 8:48am On Jun 11, 2023
None

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