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Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Star Don Brymo Is Dead by ukaface(f): 11:17am On Jun 15, 2023
kestolove95:
Another obidi0t down...
Full
Food › Re: Hilda Baci 'Spent Over ₦‎80m' For Her Cookathon by ukaface(f): 2:29pm On Jun 14, 2023
80M
Tor!
From where did she get it o?
Romance › Re: My Cousin Has The Longest Natural Hair In Nigeria [pictured] by ukaface(f): 4:35pm On Jun 13, 2023
Is it relaxed?
Romance › Re: What Do You Have To Say About This Pretty Girl by ukaface(f): 4:34pm On Jun 13, 2023
Wahala
Romance › Re: Where to get curtains by ukaface(f): 4:40pm On Jun 12, 2023
graceilina:
So I met this guy on Facebook and we got talking. Did video call and chatted. He sounds so intelligent and his voice is so sweet. I kind of like him a lot. He's very learned and career driven. Now we desire to meet one on one and he invited me to his house. I feel so disappointed because I didn't expect that from someone as enlightened as him. I expected him to invite me to somewhere public for the first time for us to meet, sit and talk. Even though I've agreed to go, I have changed my mind and I plan on telling him that I'm no more coming. What do you think?
You think he would kpansh you in his house?
Well,in case you want to go. Buy pocket knife or better still pepper spray, incase of anything
Family › Re: Penis Lenght: Nigeria Rated Number 22 In The World (photos) by ukaface(f): 4:37pm On Jun 12, 2023
So upon all their mouth, them no fit carry 1
Cameroon even get pass them
Food › Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by ukaface(f): 4:32pm On Jun 12, 2023
No be man power combo be this??
Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Had Sushi Served On A Naked Woman At His 46th Birthday Party by ukaface(f): 4:30pm On Jun 12, 2023
Baba North don Dey kolo

I wan eat stick meat attached to a man’s blokos
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Romance › Re: Ladies Have You Ever Dated "Mr Return All The Things I Bought For You"? by ukaface(f): 4:29pm On Jun 12, 2023
Na ladies wey don collect things from men go answer that question, Wetin I wan collect from man wey I no fit buy for myself?
Romance › Re: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by ukaface(f): 4:28pm On Jun 12, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Watching the video might cause me to change my mind and I don't need double mind going into this makeover.
Abeg
How much is the ass and boobs surgery thing?
E no go bad to Dey begin gather too
All these men be deceiving themselves that body doesn’t matter but if you put dami with Hilda Baci, all of them will pick Hilda.

How much Abeg?
Romance › Re: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by ukaface(f): 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
As a lady, just have ass and boobs. Sizeable ass and perky boobs are the only thing you need to attract a potential partner. Every other thing is secondary.

The only reason I haven't attracted one yet is because I look like a Palm tree, so don't be like me.
Wahala on the streets of NL😂😂😂
Which one be palm tree again? Meaning na only hair you get ni??
Food › Re: Chef Tope Maggie Set To Gun For Guinness World Record By Cooking For 140hours by ukaface(f): 7:29pm On Jun 11, 2023
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Wahala
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Spotted At The UEFA Champions League Final After His Performance by ukaface(f): 3:29pm On Jun 11, 2023
New cat
Crime › Re: NDLEA Uncovers Meth Lab in Lagos, Recovers Illicit Drugs by ukaface(f): 3:27pm On Jun 11, 2023
Tor!
Good
Thought that tribe na saints oo… Tor!
Politics › Re: Dear Yorubas I Want To Know Why You Do This Always? by ukaface(f): 2:39pm On Jun 11, 2023
Tmb78:
So you wrote Yorubas as "Yaribas" and you claimed you aren't Igbo?
Continue!
Still don't know why most of you people lie about your tribe.
Is your tribe that worthless?
but it’s yaribas na
Abi no be yaribas?
Oooh autocorrect is changing Yorubas to yaribas. I’m sorry
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe Jesus Will Come Back Again To Take His Saints? by ukaface(f): 8:48am On Jun 11, 2023
No
Jesus suppose Dey fear this world sef
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Of Billions Of Christians On Earth Do You Think Would Make Heaven? by ukaface(f): 8:48am On Jun 11, 2023
None
Politics › Re: Dear Yorubas I Want To Know Why You Do This Always? by ukaface(f): 6:00am On Jun 11, 2023
Tmb78:
You're so funny!
Ehnnnn
Tell me something
Your tribe is the only tribe where their elders and titled chiefs are seen grovelling, begging the Hausas in the whole of Nigeria
The pictures are all over the net
Even when the Hausas killed your people in the North and gave you quit notice, you all are still saying you prefer them
If that is not cowardice, I don't know what it is😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here on nairaland, a moniker who is a well known Hausa girl will abuse you people, calling you derogatory names, yet you all will bypass her, pretending you didn't see her.

Don't let me post pictures of your elders shamelessly kneeling in front of the Hausas o.
You no go sleep this night be dat o😁😁😁
It’s how sure you’re that I’m of Igbo tribe🤣😂😂🤣
Anyways, who be the Hausa moniker, you are still so sure to think I know her🤣😂🤣
There is an history between Yaribas and Hausas, this you know.
Politics › Re: Japa: Nigerians Seeking Treatment May Soon Be Left With Native Doctors – Mimiko by ukaface(f): 11:47pm On Jun 10, 2023
Sharps your mouth
Like say Una care before
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper Rick Ross Just Bought A Private Jet by ukaface(f): 11:43pm On Jun 10, 2023
Rick Ross and the legs
It seems better now that he is slimmer, when he was doing ‘ I’m the boss’ upandan with his B.I.G wanna be body the legs was giving Johnny Bravo.
Romance › Re: She Called Me A Broke Man Now She Is Begging Me For Assistance by ukaface(f): 11:39pm On Jun 10, 2023
Cry me a river
Your gender go use money brag , use money carry your babe… Una never address that one o, woman own you see to address.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Ditches Makeup And Wig To Show Up At Father’s Birthday Party As A Man by ukaface(f): 11:32pm On Jun 10, 2023
His papa face be like ‘ Idris Omo ale jati jati’
Romance › Re: HELP!!! I'm In Love With This Busty Yoruba Girl ((pictures)) by ukaface(f): 11:27pm On Jun 10, 2023
Infolenka:
See fine girl na. See well packaged breast. See cute smile and sweet legs. A night with this girl and my life span will increase by 10 years grin grin
what an absurd sickening mentality
Do you have what it takes for this girl to consider talking to you talk more of having sex with you?
Politics › Re: Dear Yorubas I Want To Know Why You Do This Always? by ukaface(f): 11:23pm On Jun 10, 2023
The answer lies in the history between yaribas and Hausas

Them no born yaribas to taunt Hausa, na for where igbos Dey them Dey shine eyes.
Health › Re: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by ukaface(f): 11:21pm On Jun 10, 2023
That could be a cyst

But bros, them forbid you from going to the hospital?
Food › Re: Damilola Adeparusi Turns Off Gas To Pick Beans (Video, Photos) by ukaface(f): 5:35pm On Jun 10, 2023
Na two people Dey cook the food??
Celebrities › Re: Simi Almost Denied Entry Into Passport Office For ‘Indecent Dressing’ by ukaface(f): 7:49pm On Jun 09, 2023
Infolenka:
Ugly girl with micky mouse voice. All these below average celebs thinking they are special with their below average looks, and clowns are following them on social media and worshipping them. Rubbish.

See the definition of a beautiful woman below, forget all these overhyped Nigeria celebrities. Don't let all these ugly girls force you into changing your natural perception of a beautiful woman
Hope your loins can produce your definition of beautiful, make your loins no go generate ugly girl enter the numerous ‘ ugly girls’
Celebrities › Re: Simi Almost Denied Entry Into Passport Office For ‘Indecent Dressing’ by ukaface(f): 7:48pm On Jun 09, 2023
felong:
Nigerian girls just love anything that would make people see them as whores. Would it kill you to dress decently. When men begin to sexualize them they'll complain, oya dress properly they won't, they just love being naked. Na wa o
easy!!!!
No be about NIGERIAN GIRLS rest
You see how the western world Girls dress?? Chill
Anything to hit on Nigerian girls
Celebrities › Re: Davido Seen Stopping Police From Harrassing Drivers (video) by ukaface(f): 7:45pm On Jun 09, 2023
Stupid police respected Davido because he is a celebrity. If it were a common man that tried to act the way Davido acted , the common man for don enter jail.
Stupid country

God still never answer me.. why you bring me come Nigeria ? Wetin do Switzerland or France?
Crime › Re: Goat Thief Handcuffed & Forced To Carry The Goat Behind Him (pics/video) by ukaface(f): 3:43pm On Jun 09, 2023
Jennyclay:
My dear, Africa is a Godforsaken continent undecided
I don’t think it is
Other continents have their outrageous Wahala too
Laslas the whole world is Godforsaken.
Crime › Re: Goat Thief Handcuffed & Forced To Carry The Goat Behind Him (pics/video) by ukaface(f): 3:42pm On Jun 09, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
Africans and barbaric behaviours
Omo
It’s what makes Africa
Family › Re: My Girl Is Stressing Me. What Should I Do Please? (photo) by ukaface(f): 12:42pm On Jun 09, 2023
Na person wey don chop belleful dey do love matters

Me laidis still dey find breakfast

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