₦airaland Forum

Parachoko:
I thought Pandora rehabilitated all the roads in Anambra

not like all the roads in Lagos is rehabilitated either

Womanizer:
I have noticed an increasing number of male Nairalanders claiming to be females.

This behaviour is no longer acceptable because it makes it difficult to chase women here

I have a list of some culprits here
Lavililly

Nursepepeye

Turmacs

Lovilla

Softbby123

Please mention the names of others you know so that the guys here will not go to chase them by mistake while thinking that they are ladies

So NL guys Dey chase NL girls??
Waaawu

Mecka:
you will have my two children

🧐

Who is he?

JasonScoolari:
Nurse, this "Tinubu administration go favour me" miscreants will come for you oh. 😂

Make them welcome o
😂😂🤣

RingRoadMafia:
Yes but not for money, they have lots of money. They bought houses worth approx 2 million pounds each. They are just naturally wayward.

Waaaaawu
Lovely first daughters

RingRoadMafia:
Why is nairaland avoiding the rest of the first family? In 2015 they didn't let us rest with photos of Zarah, Hanan, Halima Buhari and Kiki Osinbajo.

Now they don't want to show us Tinubus ashawo daughters that are BDSM prostitutes in Los Angeles abi?

So our first daughters be ashawos?
Woooooooow

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂
Una never see anything
🤣😂🤣
Na shege banza promax tip Una just Dey see
I hear say Remi sit for vp seat while vp sit for audience during meeting, na true??

🤣🤣😂

The agbado eating era is upon us
Youths get ready to be recruited into army
Me like this don ready

BAT for life🤣😂🤣😂🤣

When Dey say make una use sense una no gree una turn the thing to tribe war
Una open eyes give leadership to an aged man suffering from Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer’s.

Mouth Dey pain am??

Chaiiiii
This thing Dey pain me
The thing wey do me this morning for bus pain me well well
Na so I enter bus o to go work, next thing wey agbero , conductor and driver talk na make only PO supporters pay money , tfare wey be 300 before come be 500 for PO supporters
Guess what? All BATians tfare na free ooooo
Free bus ride
I nearly cry for bus but I was like no p
Next time I go pick BAT instead of PO

BATians dey flex die now for naija
I envy them .

bluefilm:
But why are you this mean?

Why are you increasing the painment for we OBIdients?

If I had known that it will turn out like this so soon, I would have voted for the BATman so that I will be buying fuel for FREE like other agbadorians are doing now.

Na you fall hand na
By now you for Dey live like king like the BATians

That fuel is for people supporting PO

Show me the real fuel for BAT supporters

I also heard tfare has skyrocketed for the PO supporters
I guess BAT supporters pay way less
Ah! Nigeria don ment Laslas

N3TRAL:
Tinubu will revolutionize Nigeria!

I'm so happy that I was born during his government and won't be reading this beautiful experience we will go through as history in my Unilag Dorm room in 2085 when Nigeria would have become a world power.

Wake up
Wake up

Nairaland taught me how to be an online warrior

kekakuz:
My first daughter happens to live with her mum and i only get to see her Like once a week or less.

I have noticed that when ever she talks to me on phone, she talks like an adult. She says things only an experienced person would say.for example, she called me to buy 3 cakes for her birthday and I questioned why.

She said because the last time I bought her cake was for her 1st birthday and I have to buy for all the years I did not buy.recently, I asked her who is God and she said God is a spirit that lives in heaven and is on the water and he created everything from the the water.

Even though this sounds incoherent and funny, I don't expect such answer from a 4 years old girl.

Today, I called her to myself and ask her what of her mum and she answered "which one" I was shocked .

I proceeded to ask her how many mum does she have and she said "my mum dies long time ago and this one is her second mum" I was shocked to the bone.

So I separated her from her siblings and asked deeper questions even tho I didn't want her to feel scared. She also told me she had 2 othere siblings and called their names. Told me where she lived before and this is where I stopped.

I have always wanted to belive In Reincarnation and this is proof before my very eyes .

Guys what do you think and how do I handle this

Stories like this intrigue me, I’ve spent some good hours in the time past on YouTube watching kids narrate their past lives.
So where did she live before?
Ain’t you curious to know more?
Cos I’ld be…. I will want to know everything

Reincarnation is real

plsdisvirginme:
I must bleep you I swear Uka.
I know you very well

😏

randymirrors:
What's confusing about his post, or you're the confused one?

Did I hit a nerve?
Abi you be him second wife?

Even the BATians will join the queue Abi them get free fuel station??

Rayban25:
Dont be bitter..it just means Nigerian men are not the problem...so you ladies have some sober reflection to do

Bitter?
How?

Something I’ve realised about Yul
:He no get shame
:He talks upside down
:He is damnnnnn confused

Of course
Na for foreign women dear Nigerian men Dey always do like mumu for

Any girl that thinks her man loves her to pieces is foolish
And any girl that loves a guy to pieces is foolish too

Love no Dey this world again
Love no Dey dictionary again o

Wetin Dey dictionary na symbiosis

plsdisvirginme:
Why are some women very stupid?
I went to visit my friend
A lady approached me to help her out charge her phone inside my car.
After 30mins, the phone didn't charge.
Seeing how depressed she is because for the past two weeks no light in their area.
I have to buy fuel for my friend's generator so that this animal can charge her phone.
I helped her charge the phone and I left.
When I got home I discovered that I lost my ID card.
I told her through text to help me look around their vicinity if she will see it.
She said no.
She did bother to ask me if I have seen my id card.
I have to move on.
A few days ago I texted her that I will like us to hang out.
She said she will not be around.
I said when will you be aroubd.
The response I got from her shocked me.
She said Oga what do you want.
I have vowed never to help any lady but to bleep as many as possible ruthlessly.
Women don't deserve pity.

Schizo wan Dey do this one small small

JOHNFBOSCO:
Does this type of Past matter to you ?

Does the man past matter??

Astra101:
When you have a small stature like her type from your 18 till early thirties, people would make funny gist of you, make ridiculous remarks about your size but when you climes 40 to 60,omo everyday you go dey thank for doing a wonderful job on you. Small body nah blessing in disguise!

swears o
Me come Dey wonder why I wan fat by all means

Baba Abeg remove am
No waste time

Never
Not in this life

BidenDTrounced:
My Nigeria is in safe hands.

This comment cracked me up🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

President of which country?

Marry who loves you more than you love them

sonature1:
If Bola Tinubu totally removes the PMS subsidy, that move will worsen the hardship of Nigerians.

It will be fantastic

Gbam
Make man hold him phone
Make woman hold her phone too