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PoliticsRe: Dear Yorubas I Want To Know Why You Do This Always? by ukaface(f): 6:00am On Jun 11, 2023
Tmb78:
You're so funny!
Ehnnnn
Tell me something
Your tribe is the only tribe where their elders and titled chiefs are seen grovelling, begging the Hausas in the whole of Nigeria
The pictures are all over the net
Even when the Hausas killed your people in the North and gave you quit notice, you all are still saying you prefer them
If that is not cowardice, I don't know what it is😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here on nairaland, a moniker who is a well known Hausa girl will abuse you people, calling you derogatory names, yet you all will bypass her, pretending you didn't see her.

Don't let me post pictures of your elders shamelessly kneeling in front of the Hausas o.
You no go sleep this night be dat o😁😁😁
It’s how sure you’re that I’m of Igbo tribe🤣😂😂🤣
Anyways, who be the Hausa moniker, you are still so sure to think I know her🤣😂🤣
There is an history between Yaribas and Hausas, this you know.
PoliticsRe: Japa: Nigerians Seeking Treatment May Soon Be Left With Native Doctors – Mimiko by ukaface(f): 11:47pm On Jun 10, 2023
Sharps your mouth
Like say Una care before
CelebritiesRe: American Rapper Rick Ross Just Bought A Private Jet by ukaface(f): 11:43pm On Jun 10, 2023
Rick Ross and the legs
It seems better now that he is slimmer, when he was doing ‘ I’m the boss’ upandan with his B.I.G wanna be body the legs was giving Johnny Bravo.
RomanceRe: She Called Me A Broke Man Now She Is Begging Me For Assistance by ukaface(f): 11:39pm On Jun 10, 2023
Cry me a river
Your gender go use money brag , use money carry your babe… Una never address that one o, woman own you see to address.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Ditches Makeup And Wig To Show Up At Father’s Birthday Party As A Man by ukaface(f): 11:32pm On Jun 10, 2023
His papa face be like ‘ Idris Omo ale jati jati’
RomanceRe: HELP!!! I'm In Love With This Busty Yoruba Girl ((pictures)) by ukaface(f): 11:27pm On Jun 10, 2023
Infolenka:
See fine girl na. See well packaged breast. See cute smile and sweet legs. A night with this girl and my life span will increase by 10 years grin grin
what an absurd sickening mentality
Do you have what it takes for this girl to consider talking to you talk more of having sex with you?
PoliticsRe: Dear Yorubas I Want To Know Why You Do This Always? by ukaface(f): 11:23pm On Jun 10, 2023
The answer lies in the history between yaribas and Hausas

Them no born yaribas to taunt Hausa, na for where igbos Dey them Dey shine eyes.
HealthRe: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by ukaface(f): 11:21pm On Jun 10, 2023
That could be a cyst

But bros, them forbid you from going to the hospital?
FoodRe: Damilola Adeparusi Turns Off Gas To Pick Beans (Video, Photos) by ukaface(f): 5:35pm On Jun 10, 2023
Na two people Dey cook the food??
CelebritiesRe: Simi Almost Denied Entry Into Passport Office For ‘Indecent Dressing’ by ukaface(f): 7:49pm On Jun 09, 2023
Infolenka:
Ugly girl with micky mouse voice. All these below average celebs thinking they are special with their below average looks, and clowns are following them on social media and worshipping them. Rubbish.

See the definition of a beautiful woman below, forget all these overhyped Nigeria celebrities. Don't let all these ugly girls force you into changing your natural perception of a beautiful woman
Hope your loins can produce your definition of beautiful, make your loins no go generate ugly girl enter the numerous ‘ ugly girls’
CelebritiesRe: Simi Almost Denied Entry Into Passport Office For ‘Indecent Dressing’ by ukaface(f): 7:48pm On Jun 09, 2023
felong:
Nigerian girls just love anything that would make people see them as whores. Would it kill you to dress decently. When men begin to sexualize them they'll complain, oya dress properly they won't, they just love being naked. Na wa o
easy!!!!
No be about NIGERIAN GIRLS rest
You see how the western world Girls dress?? Chill
Anything to hit on Nigerian girls
CelebritiesRe: Davido Seen Stopping Police From Harrassing Drivers (video) by ukaface(f): 7:45pm On Jun 09, 2023
Stupid police respected Davido because he is a celebrity. If it were a common man that tried to act the way Davido acted , the common man for don enter jail.
Stupid country

God still never answer me.. why you bring me come Nigeria ? Wetin do Switzerland or France?
CrimeRe: Goat Thief Handcuffed & Forced To Carry The Goat Behind Him (pics/video) by ukaface(f): 3:43pm On Jun 09, 2023
Jennyclay:
My dear, Africa is a Godforsaken continent undecided
I don’t think it is
Other continents have their outrageous Wahala too
Laslas the whole world is Godforsaken.
CrimeRe: Goat Thief Handcuffed & Forced To Carry The Goat Behind Him (pics/video) by ukaface(f): 3:42pm On Jun 09, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
Africans and barbaric behaviours
Omo
It’s what makes Africa
FamilyRe: My Girl Is Stressing Me. What Should I Do Please? (photo) by ukaface(f): 12:42pm On Jun 09, 2023
Na person wey don chop belleful dey do love matters

Me laidis still dey find breakfast
FoodRe: How do you make your noodles? (picture) by ukaface(f): 8:16pm On Jun 08, 2023
Noodles and plantain??😮😮
I cook then fry my noodles with chopped tomatoes, peppers,onions and eggs
Then I might end up eating it with bread
TravelRe: Nigerian Lady Meets & Walks With The PM Of Netherlands On Her Way To Work (Vid) by ukaface(f): 7:12pm On Jun 07, 2023
Loool🤣😂
Why she Dey talk like person wey mosquito dey bite for nyash🤣🤣🤣
CelebritiesRe: I Pay My Taxes, LASG After Me Because I Supported Peter Obi - Iyabo Ojo by ukaface(f): 11:42pm On Jun 06, 2023
When did Nigeria start chasing people for tax??
PhonesRe: Post Apps You Cannot Live Without by ukaface(f): 11:38pm On Jun 06, 2023
Maybe TIKTOK

Apps I can live without
FACEBOOK
CLUBHOUSE!
Twitter
FamilyRe: Please I Need A Romantic Name To Call My Husband. by ukaface(f): 11:37pm On Jun 06, 2023
Daddy a nyi
Daddy yo
Papa ‘ your pikin name’
The air that I breathe
The rib that formed me
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu To Change Imade's Surname by ukaface(f): 11:34pm On Jun 06, 2023
Cry me a river Aunty
You open leg Fvck celeb, carry belle you come Dey disturb us about name, who gives a Fvck
Wo Wetin Dey do me no be Wetin Dey do you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Husband And Wife Snake I Killed On The Farm (pics) by ukaface(f): 11:32pm On Jun 06, 2023
God please
May I never use my eyes to see snake in this life
Amen
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Slammed With ₦18M Tax By Lagos Government by ukaface(f): 11:07pm On Jun 05, 2023
HacheNoire:
The same people that will tell you Nigeria is not like UK.

Common tax, they cannot pay!

Same Obidient that was running her mouth like she is a good citizens and ambassador for change, cannot pay common state tax!

She is just a scam like Peter!
Make she just waka go drop 18mil?? Oga you sef
SportsRe: Five Things To Know About Sweden Sex Championship by ukaface(f): 3:05pm On Jun 05, 2023
The world is finished
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole: I Paid Fuel N1,000 Under Buhari; Tinubu Subsidy Removal Good (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:03pm On Jun 05, 2023
Ass licking short swindling thief
CrimeRe: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by ukaface(f): 7:10am On Jun 04, 2023
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Cloudflare:
That girl knows the truth bro, but just want to argue. That how she's behaves on this forum. She should be Ignored
🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Wahala
SMH
CrimeRe: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by ukaface(f): 7:08am On Jun 04, 2023
UnproudLife:
Calm down, where do u reside? Are u even in Lagos let alone that part of Lagos?

Me wey like this I don tire for Lagos girls.
1 man don tire for Lagos GIRLS and you think you’re better than the girls. This is not me trying to defend girls. I just want to point out that every gender na same, y’all ain’t more better.
CrimeRe: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by ukaface(f): 7:05am On Jun 04, 2023
Cloudflare:
Noticed how you started using reverse psychology instead of challenging the points I raised. I just told you how a teen girl was missing in my street and it was later discovered she elope with a guy. Instead of blaming the girl, you ended saying "don't generalized". Can't you see you're deceiving yourself? grin

However, If you're sensible enough, you would have known that as soon as a missing girl is found, they'll never tell us where she went to. grin don't you have brains to think? They know it's shameful and embarrassing to tell us her whereabouts because they already know she went to chill with a guy somewhere. I know you know it's true but you just wan rush defend your gender as Usual.

Sis, your genders are uncontrollable and everyone knows this. I remember a guy telling u how wild these 14yrs girls are nowadays, you dey follow am argue. 14yrs old girl don dey chop dicks, let alone 18. Sis these girls knows far more than what you don't know. The earlier you understand this the better for you
So if I end up blaming her how does that change anything? Oya now, I blame her for going to a guy’s place, I blame the guy for keeping her too.
Both girls and guys this era don tear eye, even you tear eye pass your mama and papa, and you can’t deny that you didn’t do any mummy and daddy thing when you were younger, but then again this is you acting all saintly. SMH……lol
I can’t blame any girl that goes to a guy’s place, life will teach her to blame herself afterwards. Them no Dey tell man.
The news says ‘ person person is missing’ talk relating to the news and don’t make up assumptions that you know nothing about.E no make sense bruv!
CrimeRe: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by ukaface(f): 6:57am On Jun 04, 2023
Cloudflare:
If you're sensible enough, you would have known that as soon as a missing girl is found, they'll never tell us where she went to. grin don't you have brains to think? They know it's shameful and embarrassing to tell us her whereabouts because they already know she went to chill with a guy somewhere. I know you know it's true but you just wan rush defend your gender as Usual.

Sis, your genders are uncontrollable and everyone knows this. I remember a guy telling u how wild these 14yrs girls are nowadays, you dey follow am argue. 14yrs old girl don dey chop dicks, let alone 18. Sis these girls knows far more than what you don't know. The earlier you understand this the better for you
SMH
I don’t know why y’all feel attacked when it comes to female matters. This is not about defending my gender, it’s more like common sense. It’s obvious your mindset is already directed towards the fact that ALL female kidnap cases is all about females eloping to a guy’s place, that mindset is pathetic.
Not only girls as young as 14 chop Di.ck, even boys that age do sexual things with the opposite gender, except if you want to lie, So don’t be one sided. A guy I know connived with his friend to tell his parents that he has been kidnapped just so he could get money to flex, does that mean whenever a guy is kidnapped and makes news I should admit that it’s a lie? That he is with his friend? Guuuuuuuuuuuuy! If you still don’t understand my point then you simply have a low IQ!
By the way, we ain’t talking sex here, it’s kidnap we talking’ bout.
CrimeRe: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by ukaface(f):
Cloudflare:
What is wrong with you Nigerian girls ? Especially when the truth is being spoken? Dude, that guy is very correct because normally when a girl is declared missing, she's obviously hanging out with a guy in an hotel without telling her parents.

In my street here, a girl was declared missing few days ago and after her family searched everywhere for her, it was discovered that she elope with a guy and went to his house for more than 2 weeks. Na she use her legs come back after discovering she was pregnant. So what are you saying again? The OP should check her boyfriend's house or those yahoo boys around their area there. E sure me die say the girl dey collect better dick
If you’re old enough, matured enough and sensible,
You would know not to generalise, not to assume what you don’t know, because when the table gets to turn you won’t want to believe in your assumptions
One girl in your street went to stay with a guy doesn’t mean actual kidnapping of girls or young ladies don’t happen.
Let the truth come out first before you give conclusion, see that as a word of wisdom.
Goodnight bruv
CrimeRe: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by ukaface(f): 9:13pm On Jun 03, 2023
badboyTee:
she would be under serious Dickmatization RN only When she decides to come back she will just flenjoor your self
God forbid o
If this news was to be about your sister, niece or daughter na this kind assumption you go get?
CelebritiesRe: Portable Sharing Food Items On The Street Of Lagos (video) by ukaface(f): 3:01pm On Jun 03, 2023
fuckJones:
potable is better than obi
potable the give shishi obi no the give shishi but he the collect shishi.
Make obi go give so that Una go say he is desperate for presidency
Wetin do Tinubu hand to givehuh Ooooh the hand Dey shake.
So just see it as a lose lose
Rest!

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