Education › Re: Happie Boiz Spotted Entertaining Guests At A Cyprus Club Last Night (video) by ukaface(f): 3:35pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
SMH Are these boys from Ebonyi?? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What A Man That Earns 100k+ Told Me When I Wanted To Borrow N500 From Him by ukaface(f): 3:33pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
I would love to help with the little I have But I would be so petty, I swear I go first ask ‘ who did you vote for?’ If you mention PO forget it Na only BATS I wan help
Yes, call me petty |
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Wants Stigma On Drug Use Removed by ukaface(f): 1:53pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
Oshey Agba drug baron Why remove the stigma? Is it a good thing for someone to use drugs? Abi Wetin this man Dey talk sef? Person Dey use drugs you say make we no stigmatise am, so should we joyfully and openly welcome them with smiles and hugs even though they place dent or cause havoc in the society? Being a druggie isn’t like those incurable deadly diseases ( stigma should be removed, cos no be their fault) but rather a druggie use him hand Dey take colos come turn to nuisance and you want us to be smiling teeth just so they can get therapy  Firstly where are the rehabilitation centres? What was I even expecting from agba druggie |
Fashion › Re: Lady's Asoebi Mini Dress Leaves Internet Users Displeased, by ukaface(f): 1:47pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
But her husband Abi boyfriend maybe fiancé likes it naaaa |
Travel › Re: Inside The Ill-fated Oceangate Titan Submarine That Imploded Killing 5 (Pic/Vid) by ukaface(f): 1:44pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
talented321: A man wanted to admit his daughter into primary school, but got angry when the board told him the fee per term is 100k. He said how can i pay 100k for a girl who might turn hookup queen or feminist. so he would have paid 100k if it was a boy child? Because he probably would see that the boy child would turn a doctor/ an engineer or pilot and not either a rapist/ scammer or a drop out hanging on to drugs Abi  |
Politics › Re: “Emulate Peter Obi”. Sierra Leonean Electoral Chief To The Country’s Politicians by ukaface(f): 1:31pm On Jun 26, 2023 |
orisa37: PO HAS NOTHING TO OFFER NIGERIAN POLITICIANS. HE IS A HOOLIGAN. How ?🙄 |
Crime › Re: Usman Buda: Mob Beats Butcher To Death Over Alleged Blasphemy In Sokoto State by ukaface(f): 8:47am On Jun 26, 2023 |
God forbid for this kind people o |
Celebrities › Re: Why So Fine? - Banky W To Adesua Etomi. She Reacts, Amid Cheating Rumours by ukaface(f): 9:39pm On Jun 25, 2023 |
Is lie lie jor This one na pretence Why is it all of a sudden Una Dey post things for each other?
Well, Adesuwa should keep her marriage, and side chick should keep the child. Later future will tell.
Still Banky W no be saint |
Family › Re: People Are Suffering. by ukaface(f): 6:07am On Jun 25, 2023 |
staga: You must be dolt! And you a nincompoop !!! |
Family › Re: People Are Suffering. by ukaface(f): 6:06am On Jun 25, 2023 |
OriOko88: So if obi had won the suffering would have disappeared miraculously?? Una dey ment But then obi didn’t, Tinubu did And here is the after effect after y’all made it seem he is the next best thing after agege bread. |
Celebrities › Re: Banky W In Hot Soup After Allegedly Getting His Side Chick Pregnant by ukaface(f): 9:56pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
God of Habakkuk Even Banky W? After singing you’re the only one for me  Men will stain your white Men will leave you in the desert with no water according to khanyi Osanobua ehhhh |
Family › Re: People Are Suffering. by ukaface(f): 9:53pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
The people suffering are those that voted PO BATIANS Dey flex life |
Music/Radio › Re: What Is That New Song You Just Can't Get Off Your Head Right Now... by ukaface(f): 1:26pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
Simi’s stranger
Them say new song Una Dey mention songs of years past
English |
Romance › Re: If You Know This Phone Then You Should Be Married (pictures) by ukaface(f): 7:02am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Let the singles breathe Don’t suffocate us |
Food › Re: Check How Much My Mother Used To Buy Garri And How Much I'm Buying Now by ukaface(f): 8:49pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Vinnie2000: This ur Sarcasm funny Sha. 
Seriously the way APC goons shout Tinubu, Tinubu online Dem suppose they live like Kings in their House. 🤔
But the ones I know in my Area dey SUFFER like Mad.  I’m for real o No sarcasm Those ones wey you think say Dey suffer, na lie o Them Dey disguise give you |
Food › Re: Why Did Nigerians Stop Drinking Tap/Borehole Water? by ukaface(f): 8:43pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
I can’t speak for others but for my family. When you keep frequenting hospital for typhoid, then no one will tell you First we went from boiling the tap water then adding water guard but then the taste wasn’t welcoming, then finally switched to pure water. |
Food › Re: Check How Much My Mother Used To Buy Garri And How Much I'm Buying Now by ukaface(f): 8:35pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
But this is not a recent thing naaaaa
BATians can’t complain , I trust them They are not suffocating neither are they poor, ntooor to OBIDIENTS, them say make Una support BAT Una no gree now Una Dey see hell while BATians are in paradise.
But no be today things begin Dey escalate for naija na
And I don’t see it reducing |
Celebrities › Re: Woman Crafts Burna Boy's Face Using Fufu (Photo) by ukaface(f): 3:38pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Hunger no hol am, na why |
Food › Re: Increase In The Price Of Water by ukaface(f): 3:37pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
🤣😂🤣 Funny citizens So who Una Dey complain give now? |
Celebrities › Re: Dagrin’s Mother Cries For Help, Seeks Financial Assistance by ukaface(f): 7:56pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
luminouz: Your last sentence is the only thing you have ever posted that I agreed to. I loved that dude. No other indigenous rapper made such impression on me If the mama posts aza, I will contribute. Wahala |
Celebrities › Re: Dagrin’s Mother Cries For Help, Seeks Financial Assistance by ukaface(f): 10:05am On Jun 22, 2023 |
Rajahbite: What did her son do with the money he made while he was alive? it’s being how many years since he passed? And it’s not like Dagrin made so much money, how long did his fame span for prior to his death? Even though he was great and was booming that year his ground b no steady that time. He was just making the money before he died. Da grin…. The one Yoruba rapper I really vibed to. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Killing Our Economy: Who Will Stop Him by ukaface(f): 10:03am On Jun 22, 2023 |
May nobody stop him in Jesus name |
Politics › Re: See How Much I'm About To Buy Dollar What Did We Do To Apc by ukaface(f): 10:00am On Jun 22, 2023 |
Candidlady: It won't
Y'all just want this government to fail tor But E don fail already |
Politics › Re: RMAFC Denies Salary Increase For Tinubu, Govs, Others by ukaface(f): 9:58am On Jun 22, 2023 |
Abeg make them approve am Tinubu is suffering, the governors are suffering They’re suffocating, they need to breathe.
Nigerians Una no go still get sense Ndi ala |
TV/Movies › Re: “I Am Sorry” – Bolanle Ninalowo Makes Confession About His Role In Extraction 2 by ukaface(f): 10:49pm On Jun 20, 2023 |
Wtf is monkumentry |
Crime › Re: Female Soldiers Caught On Camera Assaulting Boy (pix/video) by ukaface(f): 10:45pm On Jun 20, 2023 |
😂🤣🤣 I dunno But for some weird reasons I found this satisfying Could it be because the table turned? |
Music/Radio › Re: Portable Bags Golden Stars 'Artist Of The Year' Award, Vows To Win Grammy by ukaface(f): 8:47pm On Jun 19, 2023 |
He should take a cue from 9ice ‘ don’t doubt me I go bring home Grammy’😂😂😂He think say na beans, this one too done think say he is the next best thing after ice cream….. mtcheeew Smelling looking guy that says he is a baboon Make I no just use Wetin Dey do me yab am |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Customs To Start Charging VAT On Diesel Imports by ukaface(f): 6:26pm On Jun 19, 2023 |
😂🤣😂😂 |
Music/Radio › Re: What Has Happened To The Simi Of 2014-2019 by ukaface(f): 2:10pm On Jun 19, 2023 |
Ebus12: Where Is the Simi of 2014-2019?
When I asked a similar question about a year ago, a certain lady did not only stop at countering, insulting, and calling me all sorts of unprintable names; she also badgered into my DM and called me a "male witch", for airing an observation. Well, I’m sure her conscience should have given her a hint as to who the real witch is now. Me, who observed and didn’t hide my fears about an artist’s decline, or her, a fake fan, who is more interested in giveaways than helping Simi redress her falling career.
Oh yes, even if we are all afraid to spit this raw truth out, we all know that the Simi of Simisola and Omo Charlie Champagne are probably chilling off somewhere around a hotel in Zonkwa, Kaduna State.
If we will be honest, we will confess that the Simi that gave us hits on a back-to-back basis is probably in national exile and, hopefully, might only return together with DJ Switch when the federal government grants Switch amnesty. If we are true music fans, we must have missed that charming Simi-Falz combo, whose only comparison is a scrumptious rice and gbegiri combo prepared by a 49-year-old Urhobo woman.
That Simi was always anticipated.
That Simi that these new generational Tems and Ayrra Starr can’t match.
That Simi gave Tiwa Savage and Yemi Alade a run for their money.
That Simi, whose songs were relatable and whose videos were educative,
That extra-ordinary, super-talented, and extremely creative Simi
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SIMI AFTER HER MARRIAGE TO ADEKUNLE?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SIMI AFTER THE BIRTH OF DEJA?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SIMI AFTER DUDUKE?
The present Simi is a complete shadow of herself. This present Simi, who used to be a hitmaker, is now more of a noisemaker and troublemaker, fighting innocent male fans on Twitter over women's rights and whatnot.
The present Simi, who was an exceptional songstress, has now been reduced—or rather, she has now reduced herself—to an in-house songwriter for her husband, Adekunle Gold.
Her songs, which were topping charts and getting over all airplay, are now hardly played in Calabar beer parlors.
The Simi that many once rated equal to or sometimes above Tiwa Savage is now scarily present in any music conversation.
The Simi that could effortlessly bag seven mega hits in a year is struggling for one average hit since "Duduke."
The energetic Simi we all knew and loved now sings as if she is entertaining only demotivated refugees seeking asylum in Guinea-Bissau.
What has happened to the Simi of Simisola and Omo Charlie Champagne? I don’t think anything happened to o Simi She’s still same kinda person to me after all these years I never knew she was giving Yemi and tiwa a chase for the money. She has her kinda music She is even more radiant to me She seems to be enjoying life too and not doing work work work There’s nothing sup with her Her music is still kinda same as of years past Yeah, a lil bit of taking care of the home might have brought some drawbacks to her releasing songs but that doesn’t mean she’s going through anything. Make Una rest Una wan talk say Adekunle Dey tell am to sit down for house ba?? See them More so, Adekunle doesn’t seem that selfish to me Make Una rest, no Dey blow smoke for where fire no Dey. You should have asked what is wrong with Yemi Alade or omawunmi or waje. Except if na another simi you Dey talk about |
Food › Re: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by ukaface(f): 2:59pm On Jun 17, 2023 |
Okro Ogbono Nsala In that order |
Celebrities › Re: Ayra Starr’s Childhood Dance Video Emerges On Her 21st Birthday, She Reacts by ukaface(f): 10:00pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
Zonefree: There's something about slim girls that triggers my emotions.
In my opinion, all slim girls in Nigeria should be getting petrol at N130 per litre. They're too lovely to suffer  For this comment I no wan fat again Thank you for allowing my kind breathe, for not suffocating us |
Celebrities › Re: Ayra Starr’s Childhood Dance Video Emerges On Her 21st Birthday, She Reacts by ukaface(f): 9:59pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
iammo: I here by rise to second this motion...
Slim girls average boobs Just when I was about to love you, you had to specify on the boobs 😭 |