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Romance › Re: Career Women And Their Dating Problems by ukaface(f): 7:46pm On Jul 07, 2023
Be like say na podcast Dey pay now for naija


Make I go gather my friends too
Crime › Re: 4 17-Year-Old Boys Gang Rape 16-Year-Old Girl, Record & Upload It Online by ukaface(f): 7:42pm On Jul 07, 2023
youngreezy:
make we hear from both sides ,no dey shocked say the girl agree to fvck four niggas oOoOO, come later dey twist the story
Mtcheeeew
Crime › Re: 4 17-Year-Old Boys Gang Rape 16-Year-Old Girl, Record & Upload It Online by ukaface(f): 7:41pm On Jul 07, 2023
Ndi team ‘ I don’t want a girl child’ ‘ boy child is better than girl child’ come and see ooo

Thunder fire them
Education › Re: I'm The First Male Virgin Graduate In The History Of Taraba State University by ukaface(f): 7:40pm On Jul 07, 2023
Maybe he no get preek
Or maybe he is too ashamed to use his 1inch preek so what other way to boost confidence? Be a virgin and announce it for the world to know

If you be guy and you see my comment annoying or uncalled for whilst you have the mindset that female virgins ain’t nothing then you are a goat.
Health › Re: Trouble In Health Sector As Drugs, Cost Of Care Spike By 150% by ukaface(f): 7:37pm On Jul 07, 2023
PlayMaker14:
So upon all these Ronu wey I shout during campaign, na N500 I go buy paracetamol to cure my headache?
you want it to be morehuh
Family › Re: Who Craves For Marriage More, Men Or Women? by ukaface(f): 3:31pm On Jul 07, 2023
Women


There you have it

All this kind question no Dey tire Una??
Normally you suppose know say na women
Politics › Re: China, Nigeria To Build Device In Monitoring Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions by ukaface(f): 3:31pm On Jul 07, 2023
Inukwa Nigeria 🤣😂😂🤣
Health › Re: Trouble In Health Sector As Drugs, Cost Of Care Spike By 150% by ukaface(f): 3:28pm On Jul 07, 2023
PlayMaker14:
Nurse, how much is Paracetamol abeg? Cos as I dey defend Tinubu so, I dey get headache grin
Be like na #500
Health › Re: Trouble In Health Sector As Drugs, Cost Of Care Spike By 150% by ukaface(f): 10:30am On Jul 07, 2023
Wahala
Romance › Re: Danny Zara Sets To Break The Guinness Book Of Record For The Longest Sex by ukaface(f): 7:51pm On Jul 06, 2023
Africans have problem

Big one o
Education › Re: After having Said And Done, I Realized I Got 249 - Mmesoma Ejikeme by ukaface(f): 6:50am On Jul 06, 2023
johnjose68:
Understanding is far from you. Go back to primary school.
what is with the insult
You clearly read clear my curiosity
If you weren’t going to then why quote me to insult me?
Politics › Re: Funny People by ukaface(op): 10:56pm On Jul 05, 2023
yarimo:
Nairaland na cruise place, I pity anyone that takes any nairalander comment personal grin grin grin grin
I finally realised that.
Education › Re: After having Said And Done, I Realized I Got 249 - Mmesoma Ejikeme by ukaface(f): 10:34pm On Jul 05, 2023
yarimo:
didn't she tell you she print it twice and she saw 249 ? Why tempering with it ?
she did??
Politics › Funny People by ukaface(op): 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2023
I visit Nairaland each day to come across tribalistic comments, it almost seems like there is a competition to outdo the other tribe or feel more superior than the other tribe( you know the tribes involved).

Anyways, I don’t know if it’s just me but I find the comments funny. I want to believe those attacks to each other ain’t serious because it seems y’all are comedians with this tribalism ish. When I have a bad day I just read through the comments of hateful members of the tribes and I literally laugh( na before I been Dey vex , but now y’all are sounding like broken records) .
Seun please rename Nairaland to Tribalism zone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 because Una no get sense ( with all due respect)
Education › Re: After having Said And Done, I Realized I Got 249 - Mmesoma Ejikeme by ukaface(f): 10:24pm On Jul 05, 2023
yarimo:
Stupid girl
please clear my curiosity

Shebi she go check her result wey she see 36something as her aggregate Abi? No be Wetin she see she print out? Is it her fault??

Abi na me no understand?
Travel › Re: FG Issues Flood Alert, Says 14 States May Record Heavy Rainfall by ukaface(f): 10:22pm On Jul 05, 2023
So what is the government doing about it?
Romance › Re: Man & His Friends Seize All He Bought For His Girlfriend After She Dumped Him by ukaface(f): 10:13pm On Jul 05, 2023
PaNnamdi:
u be evening newspaper na cool guy men don't admire evening newspapers cool
What is evening newspaper?

Ooooohhh
You think I’m in my 30’s??😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💃🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

Oh because a girl in her 20’s can’t be independent
A girl in her 20’s can’t be a registered nurse to afford her stuffs herselfhuh Oooh
You have a wack mentality
And stop age shaming women, wtf is evening newspaper?
Be like you be late night journal😂🤣😂😂🤣
Romance › Re: Man & His Friends Seize All He Bought For His Girlfriend After She Dumped Him by ukaface(f): 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2023
So must the girl die with him?

That’s why I urge ladies no, not urge I itch for ladies to be independent and Fvcking buy their things themselves. Well thank God for grace say ‘ no guy is taking care of me’
Politics › Re: "I Will Keep Praying For You Sir" - Yul Edochie Tells Tinubu by ukaface(f): 7:05pm On Jul 05, 2023
Odeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yul I bu itibolibooooooo
Car Talk › Re: Subsidy Removal: Taraba Civil Servants Sell Off Cars by ukaface(f): 4:24pm On Jul 05, 2023
Why is nobody speaking?

Sorrow tears and blood -Fela
Education › Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by ukaface(f): 10:27pm On Jul 04, 2023
Think9ja:
Don't be surprised that the owner of that app is from the potopoto region. They will never use their brain for something that will benefit humanity, only for criminal stuffs like this.

From doing drugs, to forging results, to shouting stolen mandate, etc

Just imagine Nigeria if their fellow crook becomes president? Tufiakwa.

Why una useless like this?
Like seriously, why?

Una go comit crime finish, if them catch una,una go de play victim card. At 19, she is matured enough to comit forgery, she should be matured enough to go to kuje where her fellow crook is.


Tufiakwa for those people.
Spits
Wow
Oh ye member of a saintly tribe, A tribe that does no evil or crime
A saintly tribe that is so pure to the world
For they do not know what crime is, a tribe destined to make heaven
Wow! See a laughable member of a tribe that has been painted holy

A tribe that with no doubt has no juju, witchcraft, scammers, ritualists, pedophiles, corrupt minds… wow such an envious tribe. Olohun maje
Food › Re: Just Bought Cooking Gas For #500 Per Kg. How Much Is It In Your Area? by ukaface(f): 10:21pm On Jul 04, 2023
My area na #100 per kg because I supported BAT
Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 10:17pm On Jul 04, 2023
Omoawoke:
If I bring my academic record for you, I can swear you haven’t neared half of it.
And yes I have made Yoruba proud and I have not even started.
Why does that seem weird to me?
Neared half of it…. Is that right? With your academic record?
Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2023
Omoawoke:
Majority of the names there are Yorubas.
Same thing happen every year. Yorubas always dominate the list.
Proud to be yoruba
Your name Dey there?
You don make Yoruba proud?
Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2023
Elliotwaveforec:
SW, SS or NC, they're all Yorubas! We are one. Akokos in Edo state are part of us.
Abeg o
Edo no be Yoruba o
Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:52pm On Jul 04, 2023
GistFullGround:
Umeh Kamsiyochukwu Nkechinyere, 360

Aguele Stephen Osezuha, 358 - PROUDLY EDO

Ositade Oluwafemi Anthony, 358

Gbolahan Azeem Ayinde, 357

John Fulfilment Ibhanfiodon, 356, - PROUDLY EDO

Duruji Chimdubem Ugonna, 355

Adesanya Jermaine Oluwaiomiloiu, 355

Shittu Priscilla Adedunni, 355

Atenisumen Enoch Oluwagbemisoke 355 - - PROUDLY EDO Born with a Yoruba name.

Adetunji Victor Adewale, 355

Ofonime Iniobon Idongesit, 355

Imoukhuede Andrew Onayeme, 355 - PROUDLY EDO
You sure say that last person no be delta??
I get Imoukhuede wey be delta ooo
Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:51pm On Jul 04, 2023
Bunch of stupid Nigerians hating ontop of JAMB🤣🤣

Cursing theirselves ontop of JAMB, same JAMB that is fraudulent
Them Dey kill Una with inflation, ba jamb score Una Dey use attack each other

Yeye Dey smell
Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by ukaface(f): 8:46pm On Jul 04, 2023
Alexis11:
6 Yoruba

3 Edo

2 Igbo

1 AkwaCross
You are horrible
Romance › Re: My Bride Price Is $15m Because I’m Still A Virgin – Popular Lawyer, Ifunanya by ukaface(f): 6:51pm On Jul 04, 2023
I love her
My namesake

I love her mentality
Education › Re: Ejikeme Mmesoma: Can JAMB Type May This Way? by ukaface(f): 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2023
duro4chang:
Since last year JAMB did not allow result printout of result. Where she got her result is misery.
N ka si no misery
Hiaaa chim
Romance › Re: "I Love Her"- Victor Hugo Mayor Of Mexico Town Marries Female Crocodile (video) by ukaface(f): 8:42pm On Jul 03, 2023
I dare him to do BJ with the love of his life

Ment , craze
Celebrities › Re: This Man Has Changed My Life Forever- Selena Gomez Gushes About Rema by ukaface(f): 4:57pm On Jul 03, 2023
Babypal:
Honestly the whites know how to love and appreciate. Get yourself a white lady kings
Do you have one?

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