₦airaland Forum

EyeCumInPiece:
Emir should save his breath.
Thïefnubu's 3point agenda is to Steal, to Kill and to Destroy.
Nigerians should just brace for more Tinubulation.

Bandits and herdsmen fight and kill people. Nigerians cannot fight back and defend themselves.
Politicians steal, people cannot arrest and prosecute them.
Now president stole mandate and cheated through elections.
Nigerians still cannot fight back the injustice.
Are we so useless as a people?

spiceadole:
So glad I left Nigeria when I did.

When I first travelled out, Nigeria didn't have Internet presence and I didn't know about Nairaland. I used to think I was missing something back home by not reading Nigerian news.
Now this is the news?
When I travel out again, I will 200% disconnect from Nigeria. There is no news worth reading about this place.

Coding sucks

Last time I did coding was over 20 years ago.
Used Visual Basic to write a 3D software.
Then about 2 years ago, I wanted to use C++ to rewrite the code.
But after a few days, I just asked myself, "who send me message?"
Na there I off computer.

mariahAngel:
And you call yourself a Nigerian to the core. Shior!

He should be deported immediately to his home country, Sudan!

Jonathan:
No
They are maggots

Larvae of a beetle that lives on the bark of dead palm trees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4uZIrfKpE4

In the 80s, there was one cartoon where a white boy met a village boy.
The village boy ate this thing and called it Wankuru-Wankuru...
Can't remember the name of cartoon anymore.
I think someone brought it up here on NL.

Beat her, Send her to prison,
then enter the prison and beat her there.
Every last day of the month, do church night vigil,
where all the other prisoners will beat only her through out the night.

tnerro1:
Chai, I love breast😋😋

Then go and find it in another place.
Not in somebody's wedding.

They should be BEATEN with stick.
Heavy BEATING!
Then put in prison.
Then BEATEN inside prison.
and BEATEN again once a week.
All the truck drivers should be given sticks to visit them inside prison
And BEAT them there again.

Quality20:
They shd settle for interracial marriage, wit oyibo n Indian men there

Simple

Jicks55:
Na wa o...
Other states are still struggling to manage the ones they have while Lagos state is planning to do another one

Can be that those states are not as welcoming as Lagos.
Insecurity, tribalistic something that scares visitors and investors away from those states.

BigBlackPreek:
Welcome development
Lagos Centre Of Excellence pointing !

Centre of men that point.

First woman to admit her errors.
Congrats to men.

They are owing government?
But government is owing us as well.

SocialJustice:
Lagos is beginning to look like a city I can live in.

Strong mouth.
And you're staying in boy's quaters now.

Grace001:
This make me crave for waffles. Make I enter store after work.

Why not buy the ingredients and make it at home?
All these crispy chicken and fish was breaking my head one time.
I just checked internet for the recipe of Crispy Fish (fish fingers).
Very simply.
-flour
-egg
-bread crumbs
-fish (or chicken or whatever meat).
Mix this and that, fry it and eat.
That's all. My long-throat ended. I now know how to make it.

eepeepook:
A brain stuck in the 80s. No different from Nigeria.

If you don't know where you are coming from, you will never know where you are going.
Nigeria is bad today, because all these good people shown by OP have left the country or died and the modern generation is incapable of learn good things or being honest.

Dollywood:
You’d think Nigeria got better, but life in the 80’s was far better whatever we have now.

When I seriously believed by 2000's we will be getting flying cars in Nigeria.
But look at it now, the whole country is full agberos, areaboys, illiterates, criminals, and Nepa with their No light.
Still begging white men so we can import pant, tooth pick and 205% of one's entire life.

illicit:
Corporal punishment is not necessary in schools

School is meant to teach subjects, let parents take care of morals at home

And any time the child's morals offends the teachers or any other person in the school, that child should be sent home
out of the school premises immediately.
No time for nonsense.

Desa is located here.

FuckingMachine:
Check my signature

No!
I will not check it.

gebest:
Yes now and the family doesn't love themselves.

... the family members don't love each other...

Chinese people are killing themselves in order to create value added manufacturing.
Nobody can beat them in this world to produce cheap goods.
Their goods are so cheap that everybody will always be buying their products.
US former president Trump was so pissed off about this and that has been his main goal.
To bring back manufacturing to US soil whether Chinese goods are cheaper or not.
Yet in Nigeria we have no plan to do this and continue flooding our markets with cheap Chinese goods.
Destroying all our factories.

happney65:
Exactly

He doesn't lie. High cost of poultry feed has affected the sector. A crate of Egg sells for over 3600 as of yesterday .

The few poultry farms that are still existing are just getting by

That is one of the effects of voting a non visionary leader

You'll Learn!

Nigeria's source of income is petroleum crude.
1. first, fhe government displaces the people that the crude is in their land.
2. Gives chance to foreign nationals to extract the crude.
3. Collects all the money that the foregn nationals use to buy the crude.
4. Buys back the refined crude for whatever the foreign nationals say the international price is.
5. The Nigerian government then looks at the Nigerian people and tells all of us: F**k You!
6. ... and spends the money anyhow they like.
7. We the people can go and die.

and that is the vision of the Nigerian govenment.

Wainey:
house clearance, people weh wan jakpa go sell am that amount for you

Ehen?
So make we begin fly like spirit round the whole Nigeria to find who wan japa before we buy better market?

Wainey:
Bed= 90k
Bedframe 100k
TV 70k
Fridge 75k
Chair and center table 120k
Tv stand 35k
Water dispenser 35k
Microwave 18k

Almost 600k to set up this room assuming you are buying the things cheap.

Some of us, our entire networth no reach 500k and we don deh already start life with person daughter

Where una dey see N18k microwave? Abi you thief am from person house?

Tonididdyx:
I weep for my people

.... Gone are the days people say "naija sweet"!

The name of the country is Nigeria.
The moment people started calling it Naija, is when the suffering became mass spread.
It was Nigeria that was sweet.
There has never been anything good from Naija.

Bluntemperor:
Your pure Truth na garbage!
Depression and Womaniser kill you there!
Look at a drunken guillotine, running his mouth anyhow,to justify inexcusable errors of life!
The question is what have you gained from alcohol?
Since my youthful age,I don't drink, neither smoke nor womanise and I thank God for my life and my Family,don't do any!
Please,tell us something else, instead of corrupting our Young ones!
' the way a man thinketh,so he is' says the Scriptures!
If you don't know is demonic to be engrossed in alcoholism,then too bad!

There;s nothing wrong with drinking alcohol.
But it is wrong to overdrink it and get drunk.
People have been drinking alcohol since forever.
Jesus Christ came and helped converted water into wine for a wedding feast. And people praised his wine as the best.
Wine is fermented grapes.
At his last supper, he drank wine with his disciples.
During his life pharisees even thought he was drinking too much wine.
John came neither eating nor drinking and they said he is possessed.
The Son oh man came eating and drinking and they said, look at him a drunkard a gluten....
First process of wine making is to crush the grapes with feet.
Then leave the juice to ferment. Fermentation produces alcohol which is the wine itself.
We don't have grapes here in Nigeria. It is not our culture to produce wine.
Grapes grow fine in Greece, Italy, France.. Cold climates. It is their culture over there.
They plant and squeeze grapes as easily as we plant and squeeze cassava for garri over here.

Prokaryote:
If you hate what I like, na your problem, if I hate what you like na my problem... Research shows high percentage of people that takes take alcohol easily forgives forgive and let's let go off of issues while a high percentage of non alcoholics tend to be wicked and hash in decision making.

You're the one that read the research, yet your English is terrible.
So what kind of badly written bulls1t research did you read?

Anyway, drunk people tend to be jovial to certain degrees.

Anguldi:
What happened to refuse and recycling

Lagos is recycling as much as they can.
Why should it be YOU that will add to their stress?
All manufacturers of this Styrofoam packs should be made to also recycle the used packs in their factories. If they don't have a recycling plant, then shut the factory down.

dettolgel:
That is how most Nigerians are. Aggressive and short tempered.

And this is how most White people are, slave trading and colonisers, always disturbing natives in their land.

frog12:
states should be able to control their resources. this is BAD move by federal government

They should allow Delta state to control its crude oil na.

SIXFEETUNDER:
Does mining needs FG approval


I'm literally mining crypto on my solar farm , I hope I'm not in danger ??

Mining of natural resources requires government approval.
Your crypto is not a natural resource.
If you buy a piece of land, minding your business, dig ground and discover crude oil, government will bounce you from that land and collect everything. Your hand won't even touch that crude oil again.