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Phones › Re: Itel And Airtel Introduces P55 5G Smartphone In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 7:36am On Dec 16, 2023

emmabest2000:
Lol
Happy weekend folks

In this video, Veritasium proves exactly what you said with many examples.
Companies specifically make their products to SPOIL Fast so you buy more and more. It first stated with light bulbs, but now it has spread to many other products.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5v8D-alAKE?si=Uei6lItBT9mWGRxY

Music/Radio › Re: Share Your Music Player History For 2023 by uuzba(m): 7:31am On Dec 16, 2023

Whatever they play on these online radio stations.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Do Nigerian Employers Request Irrelevant Information? by uuzba(m): 1:13pm On Dec 13, 2023

StraightGaay:
Can you imagine, one asked if I have f.c.kd b4, the other asked what's my sexuality.

They don't want to hear any nonsense stories in the future.
So just tell them now-now, Yes or No.
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When you become an employer, you will start hearing all kinds of ridiculous stories from employees.
You are the one that will come here to Nairaland, open thread and start narrating story from stupid employees.

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Food › Re: See The Tin and Tomato Paste My Sister Sent From Italy. by uuzba(m): 5:39pm On Dec 12, 2023

Nice2023:
I don't like eating it but the first time It was used to cook spaghetti,that was the day I loved it all.

It taste different from Nigerian ones...I mean it.

The one that slave imigrants pick in Italy for €3 per day.

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2017/oct/24/the-terrible-truth-about-your-tin-of-italian-tomatoes

Romance › Re: Man Marries Lady Who Snubbed Him For 5 Years by uuzba(m): 11:27am On Dec 12, 2023

SweetBuns:
I wish them nothing ~~but the best~~

This how you first wrote it.

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Romance › Re: UK Man Accuses Nigerian Lady Of Being Golddigger & Marrying Him To Get Passport by uuzba(m): 2:19am On Dec 12, 2023

GO0DHardDick:
Damn!

This is terrible. Nigerian girls ~~keeps~~ keep disgracing and embarrassing this country. The other day it was one liability in the UK who was angry because the white man ordered for the bills to be shared, now again it's another parasite embarrassing her family thinking she can use the UK man to cash out.

I see her getting ~~lock~~ locked up and deported, back to the shithole she came from.

This I have seen

Politics › Re: Bombing Of Kaduna Residents Decided By God Else It Wouldn’t Have Happened -Tinub by uuzba(m): 2:12am On Dec 12, 2023

justking:
Hmmm, Oga, God doesn't ~~decides~~ decide people's death.
Human kill human, not God.

Food › Re: See The N300 Fish That I Bought Today by uuzba(m): 2:26pm On Dec 10, 2023

Mcslize:
This is very cheap brother. You guys are really enjoying in the north. I guess this is from North.

You won't see this buy less than 2000 in some parts of Nigeria.

Is there beach in the north of Nigeria?

Food › Re: See The N300 Fish That I Bought Today by uuzba(m): 2:22pm On Dec 10, 2023

Meddymeddy:
Idasho beach refinery side

Which state

Romance › Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by uuzba(m): 1:32pm On Dec 10, 2023

viyon02:
I do watch cartoon too, infact smart people watch cartoon.

There's cartoon and there's anime.
Anime is the one that is a bit more realistic. Targeted to adults.
Cartoon is the nonsense ones like Tom And Jerry

Properties › Re: Lamentations From FESTAC As FHA Demolishes Buildings by uuzba(m): 9:34pm On Dec 09, 2023

dbestcno:
They always try to surpress the igbo tribe but the igbos keep succeeding more. Imagine skipping houses on the same lane to demolish yours in the name of road. Which kind road be Dat?

Nairaland is a website created by a Yoruba guy, Seun Osewa.
Somehow, 99% of the news here is from Lagos.
You won't go and do your own East website and put your own East news there.
Come and be making noise about yoruba people oppressing you.
Is it only your tribe that is in Nigeria?
Must you browse this website?

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Romance › Re: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:31pm On Dec 09, 2023

XAUBulls:
Social etiquette varies from culture to culture and from country to country. You have to learn as a young or older woman to conform with the culture wherever or whenever you find yourself on a date.

At least she's in UK where the white man sees her as equal.
If she went to Saudi Arabia or one Eastern country, they will see her as animal.

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Politics › Re: Don’t Leave Nigeria, Tinubu Urges Multinationals by uuzba(m): 10:50am On Dec 09, 2023

Beremx:
You don't need to beg anybody. Make policies that are favourable to them and they'll start coming in droves. Local companies are packing up talk less of multinationals.

Which policy can work without security?
In foreign countries, there's no burglary proof on the windows of any house.
And black and white people can walk on the street anyhow they like and use public transport.
Can they do these same thing here?
This one that our own Nigerian army is blasting bomb on fellow Nigerians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QkM_gZpfmI&pp=ygUQbmlnZXJpYW4gYm9tYmluZw%3D%3D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaXLnvskjbU&pp=ygUQbmlnZXJpYW4gYm9tYmluZw%3D%3D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBZgJKET5DY&t=62s

Romance › Re: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by uuzba(m): 10:44am On Dec 09, 2023

1Sharon:
They don't pay their workers well because they wouldn't be rich if they did that.

And why should rich people not disconnect from the poor? They don't want their mindset rubbing off on them.

So it is poor people's fault that they are poor?
Got it.
Thanks

Romance › Re: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by uuzba(m): 9:52pm On Dec 08, 2023

MN07:
Actually it's 99.99%

I really hate when rich people disconnect themselves from the poor and pretend as if the poor don't exist.
There are no jobs in Nigeria and that is why people are poor.
The few rich that have money don't pay their workers well, depriving them of a decent life.
They just keep threatening and sacking people.
Don't marry, hungry girls. So what should the girls do now?
Useless story.

Food › Re: I Cooked Beans Within 32 Minutes! by uuzba(m): 8:24pm On Dec 08, 2023

GYBABA:
Country hard a......cook beans within 5 minutes 😂 Oga Tinubu, you do this one. Na you motivate me. Thank you sir!

This is a pressure cooker.
It cooks beans within 20 mins
... by sealing the pot and not letting out any steam.
The pressure builds up. Then you can lower the heat.
Within 20 mins, your beans is cooked and very soft.
It was invented quite a long time ago and (1679).
it has been in our Nigerian markets for a long time too.

Education › Re: Babajide Oluwaseyi With Visual Difficulty Tops Her Class In UK University (Video by uuzba(m): 12:40pm On Dec 08, 2023

Of course,
Another advertisement for UK universities again.
Just carry your Nigerian money and give white men.
They will give you any degree you need.
Your own country fails.
Their country continues to succeed.

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Crime › Re: Bandits In Zamfara Still Holding NYSC Membes From Akwa Ibom by uuzba(m): 11:11am On Dec 08, 2023

Dshocker:
Welcome to Nigeria, a country where the government cares less.

I wish we can take today's youth back to 1960. Just when the British were about to hand over power and give us our independence.
Then let's see how today's youth will successfully receive the power, take over rulership of Nigeria and continue to run the country fairly catering to the needs of every ethnic group in the country.
Or will they just give up right there and then and break the country apart.
Olden days people tried their best to keep uniting Nigeria and only 6 years later, katakata burst for the whole country, Civil war.
It's like we're still fighting that civil till this very day 2023.

Romance › Re: I called my ex. Please Don't Make This Mistake I Made. by uuzba(m): 5:20pm On Dec 07, 2023

CutSoap:
Come slap me I dey my house

Where is your house?
Where. huh

Give address!!!

Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University Medical Students Forced To Sign An Undertaking by uuzba(m): 10:21am On Dec 07, 2023

Shey you see it?
Nigerian university is forcing student to stay with them and be paying more and more school fees.
Yet Nigerians are busy celebrating one olodo girl that got 100% in UK masters degree.
You don't know that that is all a ploy for YOU to take that your school fees money and go and give UK university?
UK will grant you admission to any of their Universities to study any bullsh1t course you want. SO FAR you pay that their fees. And after you've exhausted all your fees and course, you get the fxxx out of their country.
Everybody is looking for students money. That is the simple bottom line.

Career › Re: Why Do Ladies Dominate The Banking Sector...? by uuzba(m): 9:07am On Dec 07, 2023

airsaylongcome:
Nobody has brought out facts? Really? Despite all the Gender mix screenshots from different Banks 2022 Annual report that shows that NO BANK in Nigeria has more female employees than male? Not even Citibank Nigeria has more female staff than male. Best case scenario is 50/50 male/female

Well that's the best.
Because if you employ only men, the bank will slowly collape as the funds will finish.
If you employ only women, they will accused of sexism or some other similar things.

Career › Re: Why Do Ladies Dominate The Banking Sector...? by uuzba(m): 9:05am On Dec 07, 2023

jaxxy:
I don't support despicable acts as survival strategy or poverty alleviation schemes. God has given even person full ability to function and achieve something meaningful the right way.

Well, somehow, men naturally don't like to feel disempowered in front of women.
They always want to have money and then approach women to impress the women.
If women are working in the bank, men will find money from anywhere and visit that bank so the women there approve of them.
Men won't like to have empty bank account and let the women workers fully see their whole account empty like that.
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If you go and fill up the whole banking sector with only male workers, women will go there to beg or borrow and not pay back.
Other men will go and do "bros abeg", borrow out all the money and not pay back.
The bank will collapse shortly.

Politics › Re: Resign Now - FCT Indigenes Tell Wike, Protest At The National Assembly by uuzba(m): 9:07pm On Dec 06, 2023

ViceGovernor:
There's one thing you fail to realise tho.

Power is in the hand of a king 👑 he speaks and it is done. If president Tinubu doesn't sack him all those protesting are just collecting vitamin D under hot sun.

Wike remains the governor of FCT.

If Tinubu is a king, then we are definitely not practicing democracy.

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Politics › Re: War Against Touts: Anambra State Anti-Touting Task Force Arrests 64 Suspects by uuzba(m): 10:37pm On Dec 05, 2023

dtc2k:
Turn them to street cleaners. Let them clean the drainage and keep the streets clean. But give them some amount of money after 5 years.

Well good idea in theory but what of in practice?
Remember, Eastern people and now other NIgerians have lost hope in earning a decent wage.
Too many people have gotten rich by scamming, stealing and other dubious means,
PLUS, those people have gone to churches and there, both the pastors and followers didn't condemn their actions.
Hence, they have now polluted society to and the youth accept that quick/fast money is the only way.
No time for slow honest money again.
How do we solve that kind of mindset?

Education › Re: Lady With 3rd Class In Nigerian University Bags 100% Masters In UK University by uuzba(m): 2:57pm On Dec 05, 2023

gracealonev:
I don't believe she got 100%. If they tell me she got distinction grade, I would readily agree.

Did she get 100% in her project as well?

The whole purpose of the news/propaganda is to get YOU to also go and pay your complete school fees money to UK.
Sell, your father's village to white men and pay them the money.
If an olodo can get 100%, then surely you will score 200%.
They use her to advertise their school and get foreign exchange from YOU.

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Education › Re: Lady With 3rd Class In Nigerian University Bags 100% Masters In UK University by uuzba(m): 2:55pm On Dec 05, 2023

Of course! Why not?
Now you and she will go and sell your father's village, carry all the money and give UK university.
They just used the dunce girl to advertise their school and gain more school fees money.
The country doesn't have crude oil or anything to export.
But it's their sense they are using to get YOU to give them foreign exchange money.

Family › Re: Wife Travelling Without Consent ? by uuzba(m): 12:05pm On Dec 05, 2023

I think OP wants to do one thing in that US where he is. That's why his mind is worrying him.
He is now projecting his thoughts into his wife.
OP, your wife took your brother along as a witness to her actions.
At least your brother is your family member and you should trust him not to mess around with your wife.
All these people that will fly out of Nigeria and still be hanging unto NIgeria.
Nobody asked you, but you just have to tell us that you live in the states.
That is called bragging!
And it's very unnecessary.
Now, it's we local yeye people that you abandoned in Nigeria that you asking for advice again.
Which kind nonsense be all this?
Submit 10 fried chicken from McDonalds and 2 family bucket chips to quench my anger.

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Politics › Re: Obi: FG Plans To Use 3000 Professors Annual Pay For Vice President's Houses by uuzba(m): 5:40am On Dec 05, 2023

ValarDoharis:
Nigeria miss a rare gem in Peter Obi, on whose rock the new Nigeria would be built eventually!

Well since people are totally tribalistic in Nigeria, they were afraid to vote in Obi because they thought he too will be tribalistic against them.
Me I can't talk. My tribe has never been in government. That is how I know that Nigerians are totally tribalistic.

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Politics › Re: War Against Touts: Anambra State Anti-Touting Task Force Arrests 64 Suspects by uuzba(m): 5:31am On Dec 05, 2023

Vectorchuks:
Catch them all

And do what with them?

Politics › Re: War Against Touts: Anambra State Anti-Touting Task Force Arrests 64 Suspects by uuzba(m): 5:30am On Dec 05, 2023

superCleanworks:
They are all TOUTS.
Just that some are now wearing uniform and the others are not wearing.

People are jobless and hopeless in Nigeria.
They have nothing doing and cannot think of anything to do.
So they just fall to touting, disturbing other people who have a bit of money and focus.
They all need hope and jobs
If graduates and educated people who spent money and years training for their career, are ending up complaining about no jobs, and writing nonsense on the internet every day, then what hope for these touts people to ever repent from touting?
It's not easy. One just has to suffer, bear in silence and pray to God.

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