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Computers › Revit Detailing - Architecture by uuzba(op): 11:29am On Apr 08, 2024

My firm will like to hire a Revit detailer.
Most Revit users I've come across, typically focus on renderings.
Unfortunately, my firm is not interested in rendering but is more focused on technical detailing of Architectural elements.
Time is money and we need to be truthful and focus on the details that will make the construction accurate at truthful and
accurate cost.
If you feel you can face this challenge...
If you feel you have this mindset...
If you feel you have this inclination to do this type of work...
Contact me: Mention, or reply... and we can continue from there.
Here is the best Revit Detailing video I can find on Youtube.
This is what we need. Detailing with intelligent Native Revit geometry. NOT DL which is simply just doing AutoCAD work in Revit, prone to errors and requiring redrawing and checking on every new sheet.

Watch the video below to see the lesson.
Best regards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNNPOj1zpHQ&pp=ygUYZGV0YWlsaW5nIGluIHJldml0IGJyaWFu

Family › Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by uuzba(m): 9:45am On Apr 08, 2024

Namaster:
1. Sex plummets.

2. Familiarity abounds and contempt follows.

3. Rebellion to prove you are not the boss of her is not unheard of.

4. You could end up raising the bastards of her boss, coworker or ex.

5. More responsibility, FEWER appreciation.

6. Unlimited entitlement.

7. Her family problem is yours to bear and your family should DISAPPEAR.

8. You will NEVER win another argument.

9. You are ALWAYS wrong.

10. You slave and slave and slave for her pleasure.

Know THESE points before marriage and
DON'T marry her.
Run and go.

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Science/Technology › Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by uuzba(m): 9:38am On Apr 08, 2024

Thugnificent:
I think i very much remember that day

There was lunar eclipse sometime 2020 or so.
About 4am in the morning.
Full moon, and next thing, shadow blocking the moon till about 5:30am
People were sleeping or worrying too much about Nigerian problems
to even give a sh1t about the event.

Science/Technology › Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by uuzba(m): 9:36am On Apr 08, 2024

nedu2000:
In Nigeria we won't witness anything

It depends on time and orientation of the earth.
One partial solar eclipse happened in 2013.
Everywhere was just dull-dark and cold, like hamartan cold for about 3hrs.
Though clouds were blocking the sky.
But you can get all information about eclipses from:

http://www.timeanddate.com

Navigate the site and search for Nigeria. You should get a data list of all the past and upcoming
eclipses that will happen around here.

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/

Science/Technology › Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by uuzba(m): 9:32am On Apr 08, 2024

folake4u:
I witnessed one in my younger years. Such a beautiful and interesting experience.

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/2024-april-8

You can get all your eclipse news from this website.
Dates, locations, videos of past events and live videos of current ones.
including todays own.
Should start in the afternoon for USA which will be night time in Nigeria.

Science/Technology › Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by uuzba(m): 9:28am On Apr 08, 2024

FalthELEFAN:
No eclipse in Nigeria

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/2024-april-8

Education › Re: This Is Why They Always Tell Us To Read Instructions Before Starting Exam by uuzba(m): 9:26am On Apr 08, 2024

chigoziri2403:
The examiner is correct, the instructions is to read not solve

Read all questions EXPECIALLY number 10.
That should spur you to FIRST look at this number 10 that they made special mention about.

Politics › Re: Eid-El-Fitr: FG Declares Tuesday, Wednesday Public Holiday by uuzba(m): 5:40am On Apr 08, 2024

abobote:
Have they sighted the moon already?
Or they are hoping to see it on Tuesday

There's an eclipse of the Sun, today 8th April. But it will be visible in USA in their afternoon, which is Monday night for us in Nigeria.
After the eclipse, the moon will shift and become a new moon when we see it next in Nigeria on Tuesday 9th.
It's the new moon these guys are using to do their Eid El Fitri

Family › Re: Pls Help Me I Have Anger Issues by uuzba(m): 5:22am On Apr 08, 2024

GeneralOjukwu:
You need to carry your hot anger meet someone like me.

After serious panelbeating, you would learn to cool down.

I promise you that. Fastest cure.

Better don't try this nonsense. Yi think that because you are bigger or stronger than someone, you can just beat them?
What if the weak/lazy person poisons your food? Pours acid on you, hits you with a stick and nail or knife?
Never underestimate someone that is angry. Your strength cannot save you from them.

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Politics › Re: NPA Helpless As Warri Indigenes Kill Delta Ports With N4,000 Illegal Fees by uuzba(m): 8:35pm On Apr 07, 2024

SmartPolician:
People who complain about Omonile in Lagos would do worst things if they had the opportunities Lagos has. Nigérians were the worst humans God created.

No not me.
You are the worst human ever created. YOU alone.!

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Pleads Guilty, Convicted By Court For Abusing Naira by uuzba(m): 2:43pm On Apr 05, 2024

ValCon888:
If indeed he was convicted, we know why. It's definitely not because of naira notes.

God bless you for that he
Because if its oyibo land now, them for dey talk "she". Nonsense and ingredients people.

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Politics › Re: 'Why Nigeria’s Oil Belongs To The North' - Dr. Usman Bugaje by uuzba(m): 7:15pm On Apr 02, 2024

Magnumproperty:
I blame Lord Lugard

Have you ever heard the story about the Donkey in a Well?
Something happened since 1800 and 224 years later, people are still complaining.
With all their knowledge and technology?
----------------------------------
The Donkey in the Well is a parable about life.
Once upon a time, a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, that the well needed to be covered anyway
and that it just wasn't worth retrieving the donkey. However, the donkey shrugged
off all the mud being shoveled upon and took a step up. The story is often told to
teach the lesson that no matter how bad things seem, there is always a way out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZZGZfDILWk&pp=ygUQZG9ua2V5IGluIGEgd2VsbA%3D%3D

Business › Re: Newly Completed Phase Of Ariaria International Market With Lift & AC Added (Pic) by uuzba(m): 7:08pm On Apr 02, 2024

lift and AC.
Is there electricity to power this building?

Christianity Etc › Re: Living Faith Church Wukari, Taraba State Building Collapsed! by uuzba(m): 10:42am On Mar 31, 2024

Angelfrost:
Sigh... How on Earth do you roof such a large and wide building without central supports or pillars?!!!

This is beyond greed and wickedness.

Most Nigerians really don't value the lives of their fellow countrymen.

Some people build houses in such a way that they themselves will never agree to live in.

Most Nigerians are do not reason scientifically. Then they suffer the consequences of nature.
Next thing they enter aeroplane and run to white men countries, who reason scientifically and use such reasonings to uphold their nations.

Politics › Re: Don’t Curse Nigeria. Change Bad Leaders In Next Election - President Tinubu by uuzba(m): 1:36pm On Mar 29, 2024

Seagodess:
the leaders we are recycling are all bad.. we need fresh heads

That means you're asking for colonial masters back again because no Nigerian leader has ever led Nigeria well.

Politics › Re: Women Queue And Kneel For Foodstuffs And Money From Woman Sitting Majestically by uuzba(m): 9:32pm On Mar 27, 2024

ForValour:
Allow the woman spend her money the way she want.

Spend her money by humiliating others openly?

Agriculture › Re: Hunter Killed A Warthog, Civet And Other Wild Animals by uuzba(m): 6:13pm On Mar 27, 2024

dankorode:
Exactly and people that ~~tastes~~ taste the meat will be moving around with demons inside them

... People that taste... (no S)

Business › Re: Dangote, MTN, Others Lose N1.7 Trillion To Naira Depreciation by uuzba(m): 8:11am On Mar 21, 2024

deanoffaculty:
Bleep Dangote! Bleep MTN..Bleep others.
They have made enough money in this country. Now that they lose money, let them bear it.
All these companies doesn't give anything back to Nigerians despite huge profits they make.

Ah-ah?
But MTN painted this fence in Police Baracks Falomo.
They tried na!?

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Phones › Re: Internet Outage To Last For 3 Weeks, As Glo 1 Remains Unaffected by uuzba(m): 2:41pm On Mar 17, 2024

jimiabdul:
5 whole weeks?? Thank God for Glo and their cable o, how person for survive?

Internet came to Nigeria in 2000.
According to you, NIgeria in 1999....

Phones › Re: Countries Affected By Internet Outage by uuzba(m): 11:25am On Mar 16, 2024

BlueStripper:
Always Africa!

Dark Continent for a reason.

The reason is YOU.
You are the one causing all the problems we have in Africa..

Politics › Re: Civil Servants Demand N907,000 Minimum Wage, Give Reasons by uuzba(m): 12:08pm On Mar 15, 2024

Blitzking:
Ppl are clamouring for the wrong thing..make food..housing...energy...transportation make education expensive but create credit facilities and fight corruption.

As long as Nigeria and Nigerians remain satisfied with importation of finished goods, corruption will never end.
Because people's intellect is not being engaged.
When you start manufacturing goods to export and employing workers to work in such facilities,
that is when people's intellect will be engaged and they stop thinking about bad things and instead about good productive things.
Sorry O, but this corruption will remain permanent, the way Nigeria is.

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Phones › Re: Internet Outages Experienced In Nigeria Over Damage Of 3 Undersea Cables by uuzba(m): 10:05am On Mar 15, 2024

cunny88:
Insightful, may I ask how you know this

Well, you deduce.
If your webpages are online 24/7, that means the computer running them is ON 24/7
That means the connection infrastructure to the computer is also running 24/7
We don't have light in Nigeria. So it cannot be here.
Internet was invented far back 1969 as a network called "ARPANET" in the US & UK.
And it has only expanded since then.
Nigeria got internet sometime in 1996. The world was not waiting for us.
We just fixed wires/infrastructure on the ground to connect to already existing servers and
webpages in US and Europe.
That's why most of our websites are ending in dot com (Nairaland.com, punchng.com, Vanguaredngr.com)
Even that you may think is Nigerian located, is hosted by Cloudflare located in Canada
We just connected wire from there to Nigeria.

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Crime › Re: Lady Jailed For Assaulting Lagos Official, Ignoring Pedestrian Bridge by uuzba(m): 7:02am On Mar 15, 2024

booblacain:
In the UK, the law is not a respecter of status or wealth, here is Nigeria the law only flexes it's power on poor people.

But they don't have pedestrian 2 storey high bridge under furiously hot sun.
They have flat zebra crossing FLAT on the ground that any old person or disabled can very easily cross

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Crime › Re: Lady Jailed For Assaulting Lagos Official, Ignoring Pedestrian Bridge by uuzba(m): 6:58am On Mar 15, 2024

Pipefitter:
Imagine it's the daughter of an influential figure...free her or fine her

Influential figure's daughter will be in a car, not trekking on the road. She would send her driver or bousegirl and that's the one that will be arrested for crossing thr road.

Phones › Re: Internet Outages Experienced In Nigeria Over Damage Of 3 Undersea Cables by uuzba(m): 9:45pm On Mar 14, 2024

Smithwilliams826:
Undersea cables..... I think say na satellite internet dey connected to...

The Webpages we are browsing are hosted on servers (computers), mainly located in US and Europe. Those computers are connected to Africa by undersea cables.
Here's a map of the cables around the world.

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Family › Re: Share Your Thought (picture). by uuzba(m): 10:56am On Mar 14, 2024

As a Husband, what will I do?

I don't do public drama.

(1) First off - F*** expensive phone.
My phone is N50,000 finish. I will never buy more than basic android.
It can do everything I need a phone to do.
Extra money is to be used to buy another cheap N50,000 phone if this one breaks.

(2) Keep phone aside during social function. We attended to talk to Human being NOT phone.

(3) If indeed, wife did something foolish in public, I'm typically quite. Pull her aside and
just go home to find out what is wrong with her. If she refuses to follow me, I'll just go home alone and
wait till whenever she returns, to come and answer me for her misdeeds.
End of party.

Crime › Re: Zamfara Poly Student, Victoria Alo, Hit By Highway Policeman As She Bleeds by uuzba(m): 10:59am On Mar 13, 2024

fitinwell:
On good thing about Boko bandits.. they don't hit Female gender, no matter what.
I watched laihra..
So boko bandits are well informed than Nigeria Police Highway police..

They just rape them instead ba?

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TV/Movies › Re: Actor’s Fee Jumped From N400,000 To N1 Million; Now Costlier To Make Movies by uuzba(m): 10:48am On Mar 13, 2024

EmmyMaestro:
After spending all this money, it will still look like a low budget movie, as if it was produced by a100 level theater arts student.

Movie production is very challenging.
A silly American movie like Ace Ventura that came out in 1994,
costs $15,000,000 (fifteen million USD)
as of 1994, say $ = N100..
It's still N1,500,000,000 (1.5 Billion Naira).
And this is for a silly LOW BUDGET American film.
Which films have we ever spent more than 5k with 2 plastic chairs to produce in Nigeria?
How won't it look like 100level student project.

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Crime › Re: Angry Traders Set Abuja Market On Fire by uuzba(m): 6:46am On Mar 13, 2024

nairalee:
When we said let the police be reformed, the police and even some civilians cried foul. I'm sure if we decide to protest for police improved welfare and increment of salary the same police will still attack us

Thr job of police is to keep poor people away from rich people.
The poorer you are the more angrily the police will descend on you.

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Politics › Re: Eyoanwan Bassey Otu Pays Hospital Bills Of Electrocuted Traders In Calabar by uuzba(m): 2:03pm On Mar 08, 2024

I thought NL website will hook and tell me, "you can't respond right now".

Politics › Re: All These Pistols Were Locally Fabricated In The Factory In Jos-NPF by uuzba(m): 3:27pm On Mar 07, 2024

Tellmeastory:
Are you aware we manufacture cars, buses, and even armoured personnel carriers in Nigeria?

Why did your head go to keke if not for your tragic inferiority complex?

Made in Nigeria - Proforce
https://proforcedefence.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/ara-mrap-1200x900.jpg

What I hate about this story is that
1. The headline is given by someone who hates Nigerians products as he said "Fabricated" - As if it's one zinc and hammer nonsense.
But you and the other guy have UPGRADED and refined the English to.
2. Manufactured...
3. Machined...

Health › Re: Housewife Commits Suicide In Front Of Enugu Police Station, Leaves Behind 3 Kids by uuzba(m): 8:24pm On Mar 05, 2024

onuman:
God helps only those who help themselves. .

Nigerians have no head to understand that the CENTRIFUGAL FORCES acting on Nigeria from the diverse ethnic and multi religious groups in Nigeria will NEVER ALLOW NIGERIA WORK.

RIP Ma'am.

So what should we do now?
One person said, Nigeria's democratic system is flawed. We should do parliamentary system. In that one, you have ruling party and opposing party inside parliarment. So when any ruling party talks, the opposing party will immediately curse them live and direct and prove that they are talking nonsense. That's the system they use in UK. That's why their politicians are under serious scrutiny and cannot behave stupid.

Another person said we should do true federalism, whereby each state uses its resources by itself and just pay small to federal government at the head. The lesser money and lesser control will make federal government to sit up.

Another people said we should scatter Nigeria into chaos.

Another people said, they don't have time for wahala. They packed their belongings and japa. Now they will forever be Second class citizens in another man's land, standing with one leg instead of two legs.

Which way do you suggest we take?

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