₦airaland Forum

As a Husband, what will I do?

I don't do public drama.

(1) First off - F*** expensive phone.
My phone is N50,000 finish. I will never buy more than basic android.
It can do everything I need a phone to do.
Extra money is to be used to buy another cheap N50,000 phone if this one breaks.

(2) Keep phone aside during social function. We attended to talk to Human being NOT phone.

(3) If indeed, wife did something foolish in public, I'm typically quite. Pull her aside and
just go home to find out what is wrong with her. If she refuses to follow me, I'll just go home alone and
wait till whenever she returns, to come and answer me for her misdeeds.
End of party.

fitinwell:
On good thing about Boko bandits.. they don't hit Female gender, no matter what.
I watched laihra..
So boko bandits are well informed than Nigeria Police Highway police..

They just rape them instead ba?

EmmyMaestro:
After spending all this money, it will still look like a low budget movie, as if it was produced by a100 level theater arts student.

Movie production is very challenging.
A silly American movie like Ace Ventura that came out in 1994,
costs $15,000,000 (fifteen million USD)
as of 1994, say $ = N100..
It's still N1,500,000,000 (1.5 Billion Naira).
And this is for a silly LOW BUDGET American film.
Which films have we ever spent more than 5k with 2 plastic chairs to produce in Nigeria?
How won't it look like 100level student project.

nairalee:
When we said let the police be reformed, the police and even some civilians cried foul. I'm sure if we decide to protest for police improved welfare and increment of salary the same police will still attack us

Thr job of police is to keep poor people away from rich people.
The poorer you are the more angrily the police will descend on you.

I thought NL website will hook and tell me, "you can't respond right now".

Tellmeastory:
Are you aware we manufacture cars, buses, and even armoured personnel carriers in Nigeria?

Why did your head go to keke if not for your tragic inferiority complex?

Made in Nigeria - Proforce
https://proforcedefence.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/ara-mrap-1200x900.jpg

What I hate about this story is that
1. The headline is given by someone who hates Nigerians products as he said "Fabricated" - As if it's one zinc and hammer nonsense.
But you and the other guy have UPGRADED and refined the English to.
2. Manufactured...
3. Machined...

onuman:
God helps only those who help themselves. .

Nigerians have no head to understand that the CENTRIFUGAL FORCES acting on Nigeria from the diverse ethnic and multi religious groups in Nigeria will NEVER ALLOW NIGERIA WORK.

RIP Ma'am.

So what should we do now?
One person said, Nigeria's democratic system is flawed. We should do parliamentary system. In that one, you have ruling party and opposing party inside parliarment. So when any ruling party talks, the opposing party will immediately curse them live and direct and prove that they are talking nonsense. That's the system they use in UK. That's why their politicians are under serious scrutiny and cannot behave stupid.

Another person said we should do true federalism, whereby each state uses its resources by itself and just pay small to federal government at the head. The lesser money and lesser control will make federal government to sit up.

Another people said we should scatter Nigeria into chaos.

Another people said, they don't have time for wahala. They packed their belongings and japa. Now they will forever be Second class citizens in another man's land, standing with one leg instead of two legs.

Which way do you suggest we take?

ecomalchemistt:
Nigerians are suffering in the midst of plenty !!!


The rich also cry for the rich. But no one is crying for the poor who are dying of hunger all over the country. No one will name roads after them.

A minister said the poor cannot steal doors from a food warehouse because they're too weak to remove them in the first place.

Politics of starvation, let the hunger games begin.

Constitution is wrong.
The central government is in charge of all the natural resources in all the different areas of the country. That is wrong.
The different areas of the country should be in charge of their resources in their land.

epainos:
Stop posting rubbish. Go pick the book "Emergence of the USA" to get this topic well. Stop posting rubbish from "dem say" that is spreading around in underdeveloped nations.

This is the truth. And you cannot shut me up with your rudeness.

Edusouls:
An average Nigerian is a comported thief irrelevant of religion, tribe , or family background this is a natural DNA of people of this country

This nation was not built properly. Indegenous people are expected to change into white man's democracy.?
That's why we have all these problems..
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In Canada, the white men colonised there and almost killed off all the native indegenes. They developed the place.
In USA, the white men settled there and almost killed off the natives, so they can develop US.
I south Africa, white men settled there and wanted to kill off all the blacks, the natives. But they faced resistance. Today all the whites there live in shame and fear for their genocidal activities.
In Nigeria, they came again to colonise. But mosquitoes and malaria drove them away. If not, they will have killed off all of us black people. Then, they, white people, will be the ones here.
Is that what you want?
Why can't white men, live black people and other tribes and villages to live their life how they like? Why must white man alway pokenose and try to distabilise or destroy anything that does not follow his white ways?

Antivirus92:
post your sisters pictures let's see

Why should he post his sister's picture?
Why are people always posting picture of themselves on social media?
After now they will yab you and you start crying like a baby.
It serves the woman right. Ntorr!
She's married with children. What is she still looking for on social media that she's posting her picture?
Nonsense.

israelmao:
Some Nigerians are loudmouth they can insult dead till it resurrects.She's already married what is her problem?She should go and see women with beautiful figure still searching men to marry.

Why is she, a married woman, still putting her picture on social media?
What's she still looking for there?
Now they yabbed her and she's crying like a baby.
Ntorr. Serves her right.
Now, she will learn to leave social media alone.

I poured water on myself and discovered that the water is wet.
News: Frontpage Nairaland.

A hunter went to hunt and caught animals.
Wow! Great news for Nairaland.

What was he supposed to catch before?

officialwdhtv:
Can you translate this photo into words?

Aluminium container
Pointing hand
Flying insect
Stick drawing
At symbol
Clock

obedience4:
Shameful behaviour by the airman
He should be investigate if he has been radicalised by terrorist elements

He is a disgrace to the service and oath he sworn to protect.

Protect what?
Does America have any morals?

verybadmouth:
The shepherd warned them before going
He told them not to go

He should have told them that it's because they cannot swim and there's no lifeguard in case of emergency.

Nigerian/lagos beaches should just have paid lifeguards specifically for situations like this.
It's a pity our beaches are still undeveloped. Everything in Nigeria is undeveloped.

Alabiad:
So, we are all Goldesians...

No
We are Gold diggers!

Amudeneogu:
Igbos, the developers of another man"s land have developed the place, and now the owners of the land want to use the place and relocate them to another bush to develop.

Each tribe doing their best.
One is good at developing.
The other is good at collecting their land back.
All is good.

bassdow:
Should this see the light of day, Computer Village just might lose its popularity

Impossible.
Who has money to be buying N1,000,000 computer?
Second Hand computers full the whole computer village.
N30,000 and you're sorted.
How can that kind of place ever lose popularity?
Secondhand PC keyboard that I purchased there for N1500 last week is even better than N6000 keyboard I bought from Jumia last year.

AuwalYusuf812:
Even Animals sef need to chop

No O.
They just convert sunlight and CO2 into energy.

ValCon888:
A lion was killed for being a lion. That is what I know.

Once a lion has tasted human flesh/blood, it will always want more human beings.
So that is why it is killed off. Let that desire not arise.

Massiveglory:
Just like tinubu had 3500 agreement with bua cement barely few months ago.
These are the usual bull shit talks of grab it and run with it government.

You don't set price for private business .
All you do is give them favorable incentives and conducive environment.
The root of tinubu's problem is the grabbing of power.

He is not in any problem.
We are the ones in problem.
He stole his way into power and what did we do?
NOTHING
Because we are always passive and docile.
Who is suffering now? Us
After his 4 years of destruction, he will go for another 4 years again and we won't still talk.
After 8 years, he will come out, and like Buhari and other criminals before, he will still have his billions, fly overseas to his properties and no court or police will arrest or imprison him for anything.
Because Nigerians are totally docile and tolerant to crooks, failure and evil.
It's only when they totally CUT the whole Internet in Nigeria, so that there is no more NL, twitter, Instagram.. Maybe that's when Nigerians will really protest and push out bad leaders immediately.

Davehasmadeit:
All this evil women. Did he force you to sleep with him, didn't she know he was a pastor? She just want to tanish his image in the presence of his brethren. God will punish her more than he will punish the pastor

Because you are God now abi?

obiekunie01:
now wey them find am - wetin them wan take am do?

Make it tourism site and generate income from foreigners coming the visit the place.
Other nations be using sense.
We here be f**king up, kidnapping each other.

Perewenkle1:
In 1990, a bag of cement was #38 Naira and the cost of building three bedroom flat was about #10,686, today, the same three building could cost you 20 million Naira, what a jump in the cost of things.

It's not really a jump.
It's just inflation. The money number has increased but the money value has reduced.
Bag of cement was N38. But you will do labour work for 3 days to earn that N38 in 1992.
Today 2024 it is N10,500,
But you will still do the same labour work for 3 days to earn the N10500 to buy the cement.
So it's still same stress that people are passing through to earn the money.

Chicagograduate:
They manipulate the system to become who they are.

It's a pity.
Even Trump in US that manipulated American tax system so he can dodge a lot of tax and the other rich people that do so, they still left common man to enjoy small.
But in Nigeria, the rich will basterdise the system so-tey, common man go just drop dead out of hunger.
People just carry their load and japa permanently out of fraustration.
When last did American people japa their America out of fruastration? Their own no dey ever too bad like that.

Adewale1603:
Police are cursed. Majority of them don't always end up well in life. Only few are usually successful and live long

Who then will do the police work?
You know that police is just doing the work of colonial masters, handed down to them.
Beat sh1t out of the local people, so they fear and obey the rich masters.
That's all police does in Nigeria.
Beat, and kill local poor people. and leave the rich ones alone.

Angelfrost:
Sigh... Why can't the Police learn.
Didn't Endsars teach these idiotic thugs anything?!!
What a shame!!!

No it did not.
Youth protested and police came and killed them.
No police officer was arrested or cautioned.
Government compensated some injured people.
It was NOT the police officers who had to pay/compensate the injured people.
So, it's not their money.
Protest again and police will shoot again!

Why did they use Modern Technology to track the suspect?
They should have used olden days technology na.
Your mouth like Modern Technology.
Which f'ing modern technology did you use, olodo?

I will like to see anybody who's life became better by WATCHING football.