₦airaland Forum

Bimpe29:
End time syndrome everywhere. Can you imagine a university expected to mould characters and facilitate learning of her students loose guard?

University is for adults
Character molding is in Primary and Secondary schools where your parents and teachers can still flog you with cane.
By University, you are full adult. Nobody is going to flog you again.
If you are still messed up in the head by then, then you're a really foolish human being destined to failure.
Zukerberg and Bill Gates went to University. Which lecturer were they waiting for to come and mold their character?

Oyindamolah:
it's imperative they also do due diligence, do you know you can walk into the ministry of regional planning & building and make enquiry about any land in Lagos and you would get informed.

You will get misinformed.
Different people will say they are giving you the right information, that you should just settle them first.
At the end, you will have no idea who has the right information.

Proudlyngwa:
Nothing concern government with this.

Stop conferring failed parental responsibilities on strangers

Everything concerns government in this.
The kids have seen their parents and other adults totally jobless because they are stuck in an unfavourable economic climate TOTALLY CREATED by the government.

doggedfighter:
Very cheap

Which part there is cheap?

All the Engineers that designed that ladder, calculating the ladder's stress.

COMPAQ:
Go to America and blow someone head off because he bullied you and you have a gun and see where you end up!!

Nowhere.
Shey you watch YouTube.
Once you register your weapon, and have a license, you just be claiming "self defense".
Black people in US who have guns typically don't register their guns and don't have license to use it either, that's why they keep
getting in trouble frequently.
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Anyway, it is an idea. If there was a separate country for Nigerians in diaspora, everything will work fine in that country.
I only mentioned the "gun" usage as necessary because of Igbo tribe. They always try to dominate other tribes when you put them with other Nigerians. And they will certainly try that nonsense if there was Nigeria 2.0 somewhere else.

Woodshot:
Even the 1900s never had Americans spending couple of days on the Rail. It's 2023 Imagine what's a scourge in Nigeria.

As long as you're in Nigeria never envisage optimal, excellent, exceptional and world class services. Because the system is rigged to fold up and fail. Even when they shockingly give or deliver marvelous performances/services always create time to research why on earth you received such good services in Nigeria.

Americans are Europeans in diaspora.
They will make things work.
If you can create a country for Nigerians in diaspora, those ones will make everything work because their eyes are now clear of all the tribal bigotry that is killing us here back home. They might also carry guns like Americans to blowup anybody's head that tries to bully them or be the leader without proper democratic election.

TO

Everything in Nigeria is always "TO"
What of now?
Which one is happening now?

bewla:
It will be welcome


The thing I enjoy most in this country, is go out early morning to news stand and see how passing free readers argue on how to solve Nigeria problem,
Sometime it look like fight
Nigeria na paper talk

The USA was founded by Europeans that travelled there to stay and practice democracy. All of them ran away from the autocracy going on in Europe at that time. Subsequently, everybody that has joined the US understands the basics of the country and contributes towards that democracy.

Nigeria was formed by British who dumped the country on our head and later left. We the people of different tribes are not fully understanding how to make it work and our government officials just hang unto power unchecked, uncontrolled.

Hence we people on the street continue arguing and fighting each other daily. That's just what happens at newspaper stands. That's the most basic townhall meeting your can get amongst Nigerians.

Her money has finished.

izubext007:
Life is up side down

Youth is wasted on the young.

ARMY?
Professor?
Mechatronics?

Time don reach O.

ElonEmpire:
Just imagine sacking Dangote. E go funny shaa.
Sometimes I don't envy whites abeg.

Just as Sapa de deal with me now I come manage sort my life out ,
Some group of oloriburuku come say they wan sack me🤣🤣🤣
E funny, but e no go funny.

They created technology and they have to always stress themselves to be ABOVE technology
so they can remain relevant to improve it.
The moment they become clueless about anything, they lose their jobs.
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But here in Nigeria, we celebrate cluelessness.
The dumbest people are paid the highest salaries to continue fxxxing up.

Step by step...

.... to N65 per litre

Lovemeharder:
I need to see that teacher.

Exactly

Beremx:
At least we have goods we export as a country. It's high time our social studies textbooks are updated to include the items. It cannot only be cocoa, rubber and groundnut which have become stale

The cost of updating the books pass the cost of the items being exported.

hustla:
My paddy got a job in Germany his UK degree and then moved to Canada on PR

Got 2 jobs with his UK degree in Canada

Una go just dey make up things sha

Hmm OK O.

Inspirer1:
What they really want Nigerians to be doing is the care job

Small money, servant job AKA Houseboy!
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Since the days of Tom and Jerry.
You see the black woman? She's the house girl for the oyibo oga of the house that Tom was living in.

africandollar:
..and the cycle repeats itself yet again, same thing UK government has been doing recycled same old rules when it favours them and removing it when it doesn't favor them, let the whole dust settle and they would change back the visa rules to get more monetary influx and once they see too many immigrants they revoke the visas yet again!

It's the money they want. Pay their school fees, learn and get out.
They don't' want any immigrants or anybody LOOKING FOR job or money.

SoNature:
Education is by far faster and cheaper in the UK than Canada. But then, graduates are more likely to get jobs faster in Canada than the UK. I just hope the UK's Home Office knows what they are doing by stopping students from coming in with their dependents.

You can't use UK degree to get job in Canada.
UK people are very good to TAKE your money for and give you education.
But to see better job, na there, dem go off light.

Jackiedemie:
What's CMS

A point in Lagos

Welcomme:
I never knew transportation is free in Nigeria. I never knew petrol is free on Nigeria.

Their transport and petrol is more expensive than ours
That is why WE drive so many jeeps and other big cars.
But they don't. They're always driving small cars, hatchbacks like Mini, Nissian Micra Hyundai i10

I don't use gas while driving.
My gas is at home.
My car uses petrol.

They gave you people work.
You did the work.
Now you expect us to clap for you for doing your normal work?
I don't get it.

VIKTO83:
Do this in Nigeria and see what hateful children will say.
The cost of everything is on d rise everywhere in d world.

UK is not a cheap country.
You earn big money, Yes.
But you are also forced to spend big money.
At the month end, your account is still £0.00
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They have made sure that you cannot save that money.
If you use public transport, you will pay.
Ok. Buy car and use. You will still pay. Insurance is mandatory, MOT is mandatory, Petrol is mandatory (abi?).
The only thing that will give you money is job.
Job sef, they will still deduct tax before you collect your salary.
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The only reason we're deceived to like UK is because they show fine-fine things on TV/movies.

So which country in the world is running the most Nigerian branded business?

Whalis:
Please what is his state of origin?

This is you.
Continue asking for state of origin

Matinox:
Op, are you a Christian?

Oga, this matter tire me.
In the Bible, there's one guy (Joshua? Jacob?) He wanted to marry one girl.
Went to go and do labour work for the father for 7 years.
On wedding day, they did him 419 and gave him the other sister.
Na for night he come see the face say, no be the babe be this.
He did another 7 years labour again on the farm to marry the very sister he wanted.
Before the dad gave him that sister.
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Imagine if after all this 14 years suffer, he and the girl be AS - AS between them.
Will you tell him not to marry? He go chook you with cutlass.
Somehow, it's either Bible people were not Black people at all. Because black people are the only ones that used to get this Sickle cell thing.
Or somebody should just leave marriage in God's hand.
You can't be checking people's blood before you toast/date them.
You're not dracula na!?

I have cousin out of 5.
He's the one that became SS. He got a stroke when he was 10. So one side is paralyzed.
He's now in his mid 40's and his bones are getting weaker because of the Sickel cell blood stuff.
They've so far replaced his 2 hip bones with titanium. (Million Naira surgery)
His parents were AS.
Sick everytime.
Toasting girls is hard. Not married. Girls afraid to date and marry him.
We're just praying for him.

nedekid:
True talk. .......
Anyway, they said back then people dont make friends because you do not know who will squell on you that you do not have papers.
Guess it is better now though.

It's now you are saying the correct thing.
The fact that you meet black people/Nigerians overseas does not mean you should automatically become friends.
You don't know how that guy travelled there. And people can LIE.
Tomorrow, when police and immigration come to storm the place, and that guy start pointing at you, you won't find it funny.
Do proper visa, Nigerians will not hear.
Go overseas and be using fake/incriminating documents.

JewEssay:
Another pathetic scam

Government has nothing to lose.
Whether they gain job, they lose job... Government will still eat their own money.
If all the whole Nigerians die of hunger, Government will still eat their own money.