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Foreign Affairs › Re: Anna Tereshkova Strips Off In Snow To Encourage Toughness, She Gets Criticized by uuzba(m): 9:15am On Nov 23, 2021
ILoveDemMANNA:
You want to see something between the legs of a 52 year old woman?
Dis kids of nowadays sha.

Anyway see am below....
Gbosaaaa
Who send 52 year old woman to expose her pant and bra in public?
Tuuuswaiii !!

Politics › Re: Kidnapping: China Cautions Citizens To Avoid Nigeria, Other Parts Of Africa by uuzba(m): 8:17am On Nov 23, 2021
bergs2:
Imagine your frame of mind.
I'm the owner of my frame of mind. I don't have to imagine it.
Politics › Re: Kidnapping: China Cautions Citizens To Avoid Nigeria, Other Parts Of Africa by uuzba(m): 6:37am On Nov 23, 2021
Temisia:
Lol. Chinko too
These kind Chinese we have these days.
I thought all of them can fight kung-fu in their country. Them suppose dey beat us na.
Abi no be there IP man, Jet Li, Jacky Chan come from?
We suppose dey fear their skills na.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden dragon... No be their fighting skills full that film?

Computers › Mouse And Hard Disks by uuzba(op): 10:59am On Nov 22, 2021
I have plenty USED mouse and hard disks.
Can they be repaired and sold?
All the Hard disks still work fine. Just that they slow down sometimes.
The mouses (?) have different issues.
Anyone with interest or technical knowhow can solder something inside and get them working fine again.

Education › Re: What Is The Right Answer? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 9:48pm On Nov 21, 2021
Dohak:
0 + 0 / 0 = 0.
Learn maths with this man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0_mi8ngNnM

He makes it very sensible
Education › Re: What Is The Right Answer? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 9:47pm On Nov 21, 2021
vizkiz:
Wasted time in high school solving bullshit questions like this only to graduate from the university and realize it is totally useless

Abeg who dey apply am for their offices or business?

Anyways, the answer is (b)
A lot of mathematics is used in electronics and circuit design.
But since we don't make anything in Nigeria...

A lot of mathematics is used in writing computer code/programming.
But since we don't write any computer codes in Nigeria...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih20l3pJoeU&t=757s

This was my project in University, coding 3D graphics from scratch.
The mathematics inside is uncountable. My head wanted to tear.
But this guy just quickly summarized everything. He's basically copying and pasting.

But since we just kukuma download pirated software in Nigeria...
Career › Re: The Pros And Cons Of being an Uber or Bolt driver by uuzba(m): 2:29pm On Nov 21, 2021
[quote author=formular760 post=107828399][/quote]Well, it's a position relegated to life under achievers.
They have never achieved anything in life, hence they take this particular 1st position as their only win. Ever!
Romance › Re: Real Reason Simps Continue To Simp. by uuzba(m): 7:49pm On Nov 20, 2021
Candidlady:
... Give unto czarr what belongs to czarr

recieve sense it belongs to you...
Na Caesar you dey spell like this?

Romance › Re: I Hope I’m Not Dating A Corporate Olosho? Help, It’s My Girlfriend & Waist Beads by uuzba(m): 7:38pm On Nov 20, 2021
TenQ:
There are two kinds of waist beads
1. The fashion type
2. The JuJu type.

The question is not general: what the purpose of her waist beads?
Waist beads girls, all of them, dance under palm tree at 12 midnight
Be beware of them.
Education › Re: Mother Beats Up Teachers In Ibadan School For Disciplining Her Daughter (VIDEO) by uuzba(m): 4:56pm On Nov 20, 2021
Annajapheth:
Only God knows what the teacher did to her daughter..some teachers are evil....so if the teacher deserves It so be it.
You go and teach the kids in that school.
Education › Re: Lecturer Asks Students To Kneel In Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi (Photo, Video) by uuzba(m): 4:15pm On Nov 20, 2021
Davash222:
All these analogue lecturers should be discarded.

No country will move forward with such low mentality lecturers
What of the low mentality students who are still children?
No full grown adult will ever allow themselves to be treated like this.
Polytechnic and University is for adults who will behave themselves.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden To Transfer Power To Harris While Under Anesthesia For Colonoscopy by uuzba(m): 10:47am On Nov 20, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:
So because Harris is a woman she will turn America upside down.

Don't you know that many past American presidents including your darling Trump went through the same process colonoscopy Biden went through?


Stop embarrassing yourself and speak like someone with an education
Since America began, there have always been male presidents.
You think they don't have sense abi?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden To Transfer Power To Harris While Under Anesthesia For Colonoscopy by uuzba(m): 9:41pm On Nov 19, 2021
SenatePresdo:
That's how it starts.

What do conspiracy theorists have to say about first American female president?

The new world order.
I already knew this will happen.
How will old man like this be contesting for presidency?
He just came to make way for the crase woman to become president and turn America upside-down finish.
Family › Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by uuzba(m): 3:53pm On Nov 19, 2021
djon78:
And that is how so many men hide there money from there wife when they finally make it.

You make a man's life miserable because of money. Finally you think when the man finally makes the money.
he will embrace her with open arms and smile's.

This scenario is the way many women lose the attention of there husband's
She won't know anything about his money.

There are still good women out there.
A cousin of mine had same kind of problem
After marriage things went down South
But the woman, supported her man, they could not afford rent

Fast forward 5 years later, things turned around massively
My cousin got into manufacturing
He made it big time
Someone that have over 50 staffs working for him

He appreciated that woman with a brand new SUV car, Mega Mansions both in the city and village
Kids attending some of the best schools in Nigeria


But you see all those non appreciative women, they get it bad in marriage
The woman who married the man knows him better than any of us.
Most times they are looking at the man's attitude.
Personally this money come, money go business is controlled by God himself.
He will just personally mess you up and take away your money
JUST FOR THE SAKE TO SEE HOW YOU WILL BEHAVE without money.
Like the story of Job in the Bible.
An honest man will remain closer to God and his wife will see it.
A fake man will get angry and betray God and his wife will see it.
When the money comes back later, the woman has now known EXACTLY the kind of character the man has.
Family › Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by uuzba(m): 12:19pm On Nov 19, 2021
Elsueno:
Not married......but almost all the married people can't be complaining of same shyt.... probably SIMple men like u are the cause of these issues grin
Story.
I'm married and facing my problem. Not coming here to complain about my wife.
Science/Technology › Re: 50 Million Cannibal Crabs Shut Down Roads In Australia (Pictures, Video) by uuzba(m): 8:52am On Nov 19, 2021
Chevrolet076:
Crab meathuh Is there meat on crabs?
There's meat IN crabs.
Family › Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by uuzba(m): 8:50am On Nov 19, 2021
Elsueno:
undecided
I don't why some women are so ungrateful...a man will sometimes give his last card to his wife & spend his time frugally, but he would still be looked down upon..

Marriage ain't worth it at all undecided
Is it not the man that use his prick to go and find the girl and marry?
She dey on her own dey manage herself and the man said, I must marry you.
You don marry now and you no get money to finance the woman.
The woman is complaining about you. And you are angry and complaining that she is complaining about you!
Abeg, go and look for work and money.
Once those are got, all these complaints will stop.
Family › Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by uuzba(m): 8:47am On Nov 19, 2021
MadamVanessa:
shocked



It's not always right to judge from one sided story, i wish i can hear what your wife have say as regards to the story on ground, so i can give my judgement objectively without being biased.
The OP is not serious.
You married just only 1 year and you are complaining.
The time before you married, shey the girl was going her own way? You are the one that was toasting up and down. Baby, I will do this, baby I will do that. You gave her false impression of yourself.
Now, baby done dey ask you for this and that and you don't have power to do anything.
If she born pikin now, the 3 of you will suffer.
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The least thing OP can do is not come here and complain about his wife.
He definitely requires a good source of income instead of blaming his wife for anything else.
The sooner he humble himself and go out there to look for it, the better.
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Vehicle At Second Intra-african Trade Fair South Africa(photos) by uuzba(m): 8:17pm On Nov 18, 2021
Afriqan:
FG isn't patronising Innoson? Please stop this display of ignorance and school yourself.

If there's anything like patronage, he has gotten a lot from the FG.

You people should stop causing division in the country simply based on your thoughts. Do your research.
Show us the results of your research na!
Politics › Re: List Of Casualties Of Lekki Tollgate Shooting - Judicial Panel by uuzba(m): 8:56pm On Nov 15, 2021
Jostoman:
ICC over to you.
Over to who?
Is Nigeria ICC property?
Carry your country on your head O! Nobody send us here.
Politics › Re: Lagos Judicial Panel Recommends Dismissal Of Soldiers, Police Deployed To Lekki by uuzba(m): 8:51pm On Nov 15, 2021
Recommends?
After 1 year Plus of long talk?

Their Uncle!!!! angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Some Nigerian Girls Don't Like Flower Gifts? by uuzba(m): 10:04pm On Nov 13, 2021
shantti:
Before you gift a Nigerian girl flowers, make sure she don chop beta food very very well

A flower seen through the lens of a hungry stomach is useless
Simple!!!
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Some Nigerian Girls Don't Like Flower Gifts? by uuzba(m): 10:02pm On Nov 13, 2021
R0ckefeller:
Nigerian girls aren't romantic only money and sausage that's what turns most on
Nigerian girls don't have any security. They need security.
Marriage, Money, jeep, job, good phone... things that can secure their future.
Flower can come LAST after you have provided all of the above to them.
Oyibo girls already have money, jeep, job, good phone.. provided easily by society.
So they have space for flower and marriage.
Politics › Re: Reports Of Failed Portions Of Third Mainland Bridge Are False - FG by uuzba(m): 10:15am On Nov 10, 2021
Wait, make I first dey my house.
From here I can look and see whether the report is true or not.
You people can be passing the bridge. grin
Education › Re: Thomas Adewumi University Unveils 214KW Solar Farm, Powers Kwara Communities by uuzba(m): 4:17pm On Nov 09, 2021
Unveils?

It can this
It can that
It has this capacity...

Where is the picture of the unveiling?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Legit Invite by uuzba(m): 1:14pm On Nov 05, 2021
assent:
If you didn't apply for the job and you are still asking if the job invite is genuine, then you are one of the dumbest humans living.

You people graduate from higher institutions, yet you still behave dumb.

How can a job invite you never applied for be genuine? Shouldn't simple common sense be enough to guide you?

Is like the internet age making people dumber than before.
To be technical, yes the OP is dumb. But the reality is that people just send out their CVs up and down the internet without keeping track of where and whom they sent it to, due to desperation.
Hence whenever they do finally receive an interview invite, they're at a loss as to its validity. They simply can't remember if they appiied to this company or not.
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I learnt (when I was in the UK) that you should keep records of all the companies you apply to.
++++++PLUS+++++
You should construct/design different CVs to match the jobs you are apply for.
Eg, if a job requires cleaner and dustbin packer, send them your most basic CV. Not the one that has ICAN and PhD.
That way you always fit right into the company without showing off unnecessary qualifications.
Properties › Re: Some Of The Worst Sky Scrapper, High-Rise Building Collapses In History(Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:25pm On Nov 05, 2021
Omoluabi16:
Pure manslaughter. Its surprising the lee joon fellow was not hanged. I just read he was charged for only negligence and spent only 7 years in prison!
This world has spoit.
In medivial times, because somebody steal one small bread, he will face serious punishment.
But today, big man will kill millions and no punishment.

Properties › Re: Man Narrates How He Escaped While The Ikoyi Building Collapsed (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:50pm On Nov 04, 2021
FlipModeSquade:
God has a plan..

And he decided to murder tens of innocent people..

To actualize it?

Story of Religion..

Incoherent mishmash.. sad
Did you give yourself life?
Did you buy your existence?
God gave everybody life.
And like the landlord of life, he has the right to take it when he wills.
If you have used your life well, you end up in heaven to enjoy with him.. And you will have NO REGRETS about ANYTHING!
That is what religion is.
Properties › Re: Family Of Female Corper Trapped In Collapsed Ikoyi Building Prays She Is Alive by uuzba(m): 9:29am On Nov 03, 2021
BigDawsNet:
Female corper doing what exactly in ongoing construction at the site?
Abi she be Civil engineer ?

More investigation is needed
If it happened in the states...FBI will probably start its own investigation... They may start considering Massacre, mass murder or Spree killing
Doing exactly what? Working there as structural Engineer na.
Abi, Engineer cannot be on contruction site again?
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It's a pity it happened. I've enquired from some sturtural Engineer colleagues and they've told me that whenvever a building is about to fail,
the concrete starts to crack and you will see cracks everywhere. That is the sign for you to get out of there.
Unfortunately, I'm sure this build showed cracks up and down the place.
But with the money already invested into building this structure, the contractor would have been afraid to demolish it for safety reasons and start again.
And so FOOLISHLY continued ahead to build more.
Money is not everything O. I know people spent Billion-Billion Naira buying flats in the place.
But allow that money to lost like that O.
Them no gree.
Now, the the building has fallen, sheybe their billion-billion don eventually lost?
And now with innocent lives as well.
Food › Re: Bread And Fufu: Would You Eat This? (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:28am On Nov 02, 2021
This is not carbohydrates again.
This is Hydrocarbon.
Properties › Re: Picture Of A House On Top Of Another House by uuzba(m): 10:27am On Nov 02, 2021
erekelayewa:
There no impossibility when it come to Engineering, However, in this case i suspect Photoshop
And this one is ShopoFot

Properties › Re: Picture Of A House On Top Of Another House by uuzba(m): 10:22am On Nov 02, 2021
Shafiiimran99:
Penthouse
Not ordinary penthouse for anyhow people.
This one is meant for oga at the TOP!!

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