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assent:
If you didn't apply for the job and you are still asking if the job invite is genuine, then you are one of the dumbest humans living.

You people graduate from higher institutions, yet you still behave dumb.

How can a job invite you never applied for be genuine? Shouldn't simple common sense be enough to guide you?

Is like the internet age making people dumber than before.

To be technical, yes the OP is dumb. But the reality is that people just send out their CVs up and down the internet without keeping track of where and whom they sent it to, due to desperation.
Hence whenever they do finally receive an interview invite, they're at a loss as to its validity. They simply can't remember if they appiied to this company or not.
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I learnt (when I was in the UK) that you should keep records of all the companies you apply to.
++++++PLUS+++++
You should construct/design different CVs to match the jobs you are apply for.
Eg, if a job requires cleaner and dustbin packer, send them your most basic CV. Not the one that has ICAN and PhD.
That way you always fit right into the company without showing off unnecessary qualifications.

Omoluabi16:
Pure manslaughter. Its surprising the lee joon fellow was not hanged. I just read he was charged for only negligence and spent only 7 years in prison!

This world has spoit.
In medivial times, because somebody steal one small bread, he will face serious punishment.
But today, big man will kill millions and no punishment.

FlipModeSquade:
God has a plan..

And he decided to murder tens of innocent people..

To actualize it?

Story of Religion..

Incoherent mishmash..

Did you give yourself life?
Did you buy your existence?
God gave everybody life.
And like the landlord of life, he has the right to take it when he wills.
If you have used your life well, you end up in heaven to enjoy with him.. And you will have NO REGRETS about ANYTHING!
That is what religion is.

BigDawsNet:
Female corper doing what exactly in ongoing construction at the site?
Abi she be Civil engineer ?

More investigation is needed
If it happened in the states...FBI will probably start its own investigation... They may start considering Massacre, mass murder or Spree killing

Doing exactly what? Working there as structural Engineer na.
Abi, Engineer cannot be on contruction site again?
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It's a pity it happened. I've enquired from some sturtural Engineer colleagues and they've told me that whenvever a building is about to fail,
the concrete starts to crack and you will see cracks everywhere. That is the sign for you to get out of there.
Unfortunately, I'm sure this build showed cracks up and down the place.
But with the money already invested into building this structure, the contractor would have been afraid to demolish it for safety reasons and start again.
And so FOOLISHLY continued ahead to build more.
Money is not everything O. I know people spent Billion-Billion Naira buying flats in the place.
But allow that money to lost like that O.
Them no gree.
Now, the the building has fallen, sheybe their billion-billion don eventually lost?
And now with innocent lives as well.

This is not carbohydrates again.
This is Hydrocarbon.

erekelayewa:
There no impossibility when it come to Engineering, However, in this case i suspect Photoshop

And this one is ShopoFot

Shafiiimran99:
Penthouse

Not ordinary penthouse for anyhow people.
This one is meant for oga at the TOP!!

lalasticlala:
As shared by Oku @oku_yungx



https://twitter.com/oku_yungx

The same thing happening here.
Spiritual attack

kettykin:
it seems tha building crash is the way Nigeria would crash , the story behind the building is 100% similar to Nigeria's story.

May the souls of the departed rest in peace

The issue is that we don't make anything or maintain standards.
The building is basically cement, sand, steel rods. Maybe with Dangote, we can say the cement is consistent. But the iron rods are mostly imported left right and center. Some are strong, some are soft. How many can you check?
They packed all and join together. At the critical place, the building will just collapse.

mummyson26:
Had same issue but I was able to recovered it after 7months

Well done.
I have deleted Facebook over 5 years ago.
So I can kukuma never have the issue.

porthouse7:
Ogun state get more flyover than all 5 eastern state.... FACT

Why are you boasting?
Are you the one that built the flyovers?
What exactly is your boast about this afternoon?

No.
If you try it, I will personally beat you.!

Agness7:
Some chairs been made as a result of the combined efforts of the parents. Shame on edo state governor.

This happens to most Government schools.
What I've from my own school and my dad's own school, what happened was that the old students body came together to rescue the structures.
It's not easy. Get in touch with your old students by facebook or whatsapp and rescue your school.
For my school and my Dad's school too, Govt displayed same attitude.

grandstar:
Picasso was an abstract painter.

Trying to deconstruct some of his painting may run one mad. The guy was good

Eh if that's how they use to do genius, this boy is a genius na?!

kennethfranc:
More Grace. School nobi for everybody

Exactly!

grandstar:
This is beyond funny.

On a much serious note, if he could polish up his work, it strikes me as a Picasso

All those bulsh1t Picaso drawings.
I no dey understand artists again.
Somebody that has 100% eye problem, they will say it is expensive art work!

murphyibiam15:
But she bought it from the owner naw,

That is the complete definition of slavery.
Buying and selling of human beings.
The whole world has fought hard to end slavery in every nation.
All the black people in America remain permanently bitter because they are all decendants of slaves from Africa.
The biggesst crime human beings have ever committed against God and mankind.
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If you were stupid before, don't be stupid again.

solofresh:
Hello fellow Nairalanders
Am planning on starting a music career (R &B music) for myself but I don't know how much it would cost me, how to get a good management and how the music business is.
Please anyone with a great idea should let me in
Thank you

Music is something emotional.
If you don't have any emotions, don't bother about music.

Danjikanbauchi:
This tribe with lies and fake statistics. Who counted the years of the tree or how did they know the tree is 100 years ? Rubbish

It's not too hard.
If you cut a tree, you will see rings.
Each ring represents 1 year.
The ring forms as the weather changes, from dry season to wet season and back again to dry season, year by year.
The bark of the tree hence changes colour.
Yes, nobody cut this tree to look at the ring formation,
But from the size of it, it is easily 100 + years old.

Revolution001:
15 eggs for £2, that's roughly N1500, but 30 eggs goes for 1600 here.......

It's not everything you can just convert the currency to.
Some things are cheap for their own average man there.
Those same things are expensive for us.
One can earn £1000 monthly there on a "cheap" job.
Yes £1000 monthly.
But you will finish the whole £1000 before month end, even with fasting and prayer.

elmessiahs:
For where, even the stuffs with expired dates are still sold even after expiry. Naija

It's a pity that we spend so much time comparing Nigeria with UK.
UK has been a unified kingdom for 2000 + years. Nigeria is a country of just 100 years old.
English was invented in UK.
Machines were Invented in UK.
Many scientist and scientific findings were all discovered and recorded in UK.
They have 1000+ years experience of DOCUMENTING scientific discoveries.
UK invented computer.
UK invented DATA that you put INSIDE computer.
Same UK invented IP protocol that controls that way data flies up and down from one computer to another.
If there's anything you want to remember about UK, remember this,
UK people NEVER FORGET.
They know how to keep records of EVERYTHING.
It is their Identity to keep records of everything.

Kei144:
NIN is a scam. In order to buy a new SIM card, I went to one outfit in Awka and paid N2000 to get NIN. I was asked if I have BVN number and I replied that I have. They then used my BVN number to get NIN for me and printed the card for me. I later took the card to Glo to buy their SIM card, but the NIN number was rejected by NIMC system. I was told to go to NIMC Awka to regularize the number. I went there and a receptionist told me that it will cost me N3000. When the receptionist saw that I wasn't ready for that, he said, "Don't you want it immediately". I gave up the idea of buying any SIM card and suspended the NIN issue.

Sorry you had to pass through this.
Here in Lagos, I just went to one authorised NIN centre to submit the form which I had previously downloaded and filled out.
Paid N3000.
They took the form, input my details into the computer, printed out a slip to give me and asked that I return after 1 week.
1 week later, I went back there, they took the slip, searched the computer and gave me my NIN slip with number etc.
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My phone just got lost this ending of September and I now ran to GLO to retrieve my line. Of course, I gave them my NIN.
I ran to 9mobile to buy another SIM, and I gave them my NIN as well.

kindlyheart:
massive... I want to own my own factory someday.

How shall this come to pass?

BigDawsNet:
In the next life if you giving choice to select a country of birth

Nigeria
Haiti
Moldova

Pick one

Who will give you choice?
This one that you're living now, where were you BEFORE you were born to select anything?
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Life is a gift from God and no matter how terrible things may seem, you still have to be thankful and gratefull to God.
Have you ever been to Hell before?
Bad people that died since Adam and Eve times, 10,000 years ago ARE STILL THERE TILL NOW, 10,000 years + infinity.
And Nigeria, worst case, 100 years, somebody will die.
Just be grateful to God and keep his ways.
Check Youtube for dead people experiences in hell fire, and hear the story.
At the end, they will say they only spent 5 minutes there.

cococandy:
I don’t even know where to begin to type.
These kinds of horrors are totally preventable. We are not the only country that use petroleum. Yet how many time have tankers exploded in our neighboring countries?

Instead of investing in safety and better means of transportation for these very volatile gases, we opt for the easy way out . Without any organization responsible for safety checks and holding companies respond for the safety of the citizens.

I’m distraught but as usual, will carry on and file it away somewhere as if it didn’t happen. This can be any of us or our relations.

It come down to maintenance. If they spend xyz naira to safely maintain the vehicle, then that xyz naira must be added to the price of the petrol. That one will make petrol more unaffordable.
In oyibo countries, they do MOT on every vehicle, that's where appointed mechanic will check all the brakes and all electricals in the vehicle. He will not give you MOT certificate until everything is repaired and working fine in the vehicle.
And you will be arrested if you dare to drive that vehicle after they have recorded it on internet and to all the police in the country that your MOT has expired.
The people there are FORCED to take safety seriously. But here we manage and manage.
It's a pity.

It's a good sign na.
Let people breath oxygen small.
All those nonsense "must have 20years experience" "must not be older than 18years" bullsh1t, those ones can stop now.

I normally stay in Mars.
When I last visited moon, it was very expensive. You know Nigeria has never been to the moon, only America. So we have to lodge at the American residence in the moon.
That's how I followed them one day to visit earth, and briefly touched Nigeria. Nigeria was quite cheap but with many fake-fake things
N100 bread just contained air. I only stayed 1 week before heading up to my base in Mars.

God took his time from all eternity to make the universe and this earth.
Then took his time to make you amongst so many other creatures and put inside this earth to experience his greatness and be grateful to him .
But you choose to live anyhow and plough your own path
When everything has scattered, you start writing long English.
Life without God will always be senseless .
Remain close to him and your life will find meaning.

JOACHINpedro:
All of us are tired. It's a norm in this part of the world

I wish you strength for today and always.
Seriously, I too am quite tired. Seriously.
Anyway, have a nice day today.

JOACHINpedro:
And I was expecting something meaningful at the end of your poem
Hope all is well with you

Hope all is well with him?
You didn't see where he said he is just tired?

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