₦airaland Forum

TeeGentle:
Oyibo to dey suffer

With their big mouth.
They will be talking of Electric cars and other new technologies.
Now see it. Ordinary petrol shortage and all of them want peme!
Let them use their Electric cars na!?
People that cannot allow somebody to rest.

Gandollar:
You really think any Yoruba will go to heaven with the amount of headless bodies crying for vengeance?

That's why God judges people individually and not as a group.

dake40:
I think getting your business registered with CAC will save you from this stress

Please kindly explain further..

China's population is 1.4billion. Upon their 1 child policy. If them born 2 pikins nko?
Nigeria 200 million.
China has 7 x Nigeria's population.
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They are looking for space to expand their population.

winterlover:
Overrated Lagos.
Sanwolu should do something about cost of renting apartments in Lagos. It increases by the day. Are there not suppose to be govt standards?

See me to get your visa to enter Lagos.

Finally, Lagos market will change to oyibo people's market.
Enough of all the nyama-nyama.

ArticleBeast:
What was the value of 4k then

Well, 4k was a big money.
My school fees was about N50 a term. (Fifty Naira)

Gloryfy:
When encomy was good

Because we were not importing EVERYTHING from white men. We were using our own local products.
Today now, even PANT is imported from whitemen so we can cover our own nyash.
Why won't the Naira fall? Why not?

Jazzman01:
This Volkswagen costs less than #4000 Naira back then in 1982. Today, 4000 Naira cannot even buy a tyre or Battery.

Volkswagen Beatle you mean.
There were other Volswagens in 1982
There was the Volksagen Igala then.
Volkswagen Combi bus
Volkswagen Transporter
Volkswagen Passat

kjjk

Cashsteady:
Bicycles are seen as an essential means of transportation in most European countries and Asian countries and some few countries in America and Africa,not that they don't have cars but they see it as a faster means of moving within the city..But still don't understand why people here don't adapt the method... Here in Nigeria if you ride bicycle on major roads people just keep staring at you because they don't see it as common thing. Some even see it as a sign of poverty, everyone wanna drive exotic cars so they can get noticed...

What people don't Know is that bicycle is actually a faster means of transportation to move within a city rather than waiting all day long in your car stucked in traffic. A journey you Would spend 2hrs With your car stucked in traffic you would spend less than an hour with a bicycle..

I strongly think Nigerians should adopt this method most especially in Lagos.. fancy cars is not everything.. bicycle saves time and it's cheaper to afford..if we adopt this method I can tell you traffic would drastically reduce in Lagos and Nigeria as a whole

It's not too fashionable because you will be sweating by the time you get to your destination.
By some deem fate, I live 4 Km from my place of work. I cycled there 2 times at 6am in the morning before sun rise. And I was still sweating when I arrived. I had to use sports wear to cycle, then bathe and change in the office bathroom and use perfume and deodorant before I was presentable enough in the office. Imagine people who live further than 4 km. In fact, apart from my boss who is a white man, all the other employees in our office live more than 30Km from the office (Vi to Ajah is roughly 25 km). Nobody can cycle that distance before work in the morning. Other parts of Lagos might not even have good roads.
For exercise, I do ride daily, 10, 20 km. But not to the office. The stress of changing and bathing and perfuming before work is too much.

Shhaggii:
For where

See his brother here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPxjI6r_EIU

oursilverbird:
Good ride though it has its pros and cons.


NYSC should give prospectus Corp members opportunity to choose their state of interest during the one year mandatory service as well.


Waiting for comments.

NYSC cannot give that option. That is against the foundation of NYSC. It was specifically formulated to FORCE university graduates into other remote parts of Nigeria, where they will NEVER HAVE GONE in their life. It is part of national orientation.
If you don't want to travel, then just kukuma don't do NYSC.

PARADIZEPRIEST:
AFTER ALL THE HERCULIAN TASKS OF YEARS IN PREPARING FOR OLYMPICS,IOC AND JAPAN YU MUDT GIVE THIS GUYS SOLID GOLD NOT ELECTRO[LATED SHITTT

https://www.thoughtco.com/what-are-olympic-medals-made-of-608456

To me, Olympic games is just overated. Can they use any of these skills in real life? See that useless pole vault that the person will jump and land on mattress. Go and try that nonsense when lagos agbero is pursuing you with cutlass. You land inside gutter and scatter your back again.

NwaNimo1:
" a dead trap"?

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A trap that is dead na.

Nigerians and their English can quench the sun sef.

FILEBE:
Well, it is no longer hidden now.

Hmm E get as E be.

porthouse7:
See all d fake casual d guy wear, small time he go soon dey wear Gucci.... Nigeria can kill dreams

Clothes dont have value in forein nations. Even now, there's abundance of 2nd hand clothes in Africa.
One don't have to wear Gucci to look good.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB3kuuBPVys

See video for details

Karlovych:
If it had been in a certain West African country, the firefighters would have asked if there is smoke or visible signs of a burning building, then they would ask their head for money to buy gas on their way to the location, then finally they would go to a nearby lake or swimming pool to fetch water before heading to the location.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmrra8i4hZY&t=6s


Watch this video about Nigeria, Africa and Europe and understand that none of this is actually our fault.

kindlyheart:
smart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fcrifx8AM

It's pity that this current generation of Nigerians have never seen Lego sets.
Standard constructing toy set for any one interested in machines and stuff.
You construct the main model in the pack.
and later, you recombine the pieces into anything you can manage.
The more pieces you have, the more things you can construct.
and the more you get to understand machines and mechanisms.

When Agberos and area touts will be dragging side mirrors of busses in Lagos in the name of "owo mi da", no body will challenge them l.
Now Oyibo is owing Nigeria 3% of their oil revenue, you don't have power to go and drag thei own side mirror and slap their head.
You are writing story for us to read on Internet.
Go and drag them O! Go and collect that $4 billon owo da from them. Tear their cloth O!

Goldbw122:
The most dirty human have ever seen..

White people just behave anyhow.
You will think they are so nice . But just see this disgusting guy. And there are many like him there.

amajato:
After you people will insult school owners that they are paying teachers 20k. How can they pay teachers 100k when you say 40k is too big to pay for a term of 3 months? Na the teachers I blame sha.

If only they can all go on strike together.

hardbody:
Bros abeg no vex, but dem get plenty homeless and junkies who will be happy to collect if you give them anything. Infact na dem I first see on the other side of Thames when I dey enter Central London from Heathrow that year. Just saying ooo.

Plus now dem dey take light but briefly and announcements to that effect are made before hand. Just saying oo.

Oyibo's do not die of hunger. There's government places to provide them food.
They refuse to go there and register because those places will make them to stop smoking or their addictions.
They don't want to stop their smoking addictions that's why they run to the road to beg for cash that they can use to buy the drugs.

I didn't live in London. I stayed in Huddersfield and Leeds. That's their own Northern states in UK. I only saw 1 beggar on their streets.
Oyibo man, sidon for road with dog, He want make I give am money make him and he dog smoke cigar.
The slap wey I wan give that guy Eh,,,, Na God just dey save person.

That place was dry compared to London. But never the less, the roads were still fantastic and the light was constant.
4 years there and their NEPA only took light 2 times:
for 30 mins and
for 2 mins, total.
I weak!!

stanbicflow1:
To live life no dey hungry you again na, you no get problem.

Light dey for UK.

Good roads dey for UK.

Jobs dey for UK.

Na adventure you dey seek and I no blame you.

For naija, we just dey try eat 3 square meals daily, wake up see the next day..Na our own adventure be that.

Our suffering too much, me sef con dey reason my existence.


Follow me buy my juice bank mbok, make you give testimony in church on sunday.

Contact below in the pic , don't dull

The kind light them get for UK eh, them no even know wetin we dey call UPS for computer.
Everyday, constant and steady.
I worked small there during my studies. The only day their nepa took light, all the computers just went off!!! Gbam! No UPS nothing!!!
The oyibos were all saying "Ow!, Ow!" with surprise. Na only me and one Naija guy just eye ourself and coded with sign. "NEPA don take light na! Abi una no know wetin be NEPA for this country? You dey shout "Ow! Ow!".

akezn:
A human being will just wake up and say he is going to Afghanistan for vacation. Those people dey mad shaaaa

This matter just tire me.
I studied overseas a bit and just observed these white people behaving anyhow, on top say they have 24hrs light and no pothole on their road, plenty food, no beggars on the streets....
All the amenities at their disposal and they're still behaving stupid. If to say I begin slap some people for road, them for just deport me.
Now, see it.
See this foolish boy. Person wey them born for 2000. He never even understand how people don suffer for this world. He want to trend on news.
All of us wey dey suffer for here nko? Who will hear our own story?

LLiKYekoba:
We'll build a WALL longer and taller than the Great wall of China. Keep the northern terrorist ragheads in their region.

https://www.chinahighlights.com/greatwall/fact/building-time.htm#:~:text=How%20Long%20Did%20It%20Take%20to%20Build%20the,4%20Explore%20the%20Great%20Wall%20with%20Us.%20


Construction Time For All of the Walls
If all the fortified walls that were built by the different dynasties and kingdoms around northern China are included, the total length would exceed 20,000 kilometers (12,000 miles). All these walls together were completed over a period of 22 centuries. It is probably impossible to calculate how many millions of people built the Great Wall or the man hours expended.

MufasaLion:
You're right.

Boney M Lyrics
"Rasputin"

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Tsar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

[Spoken:]
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

[Spoken:] Oh, those Russians...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16y1AkoZkmQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZzK32Cfcq8

DLSReigns:
Exercising restraint especially when angry is indeed a huge plus to anyone.

People should get hobbies. Things that you just do for doing sake, not because of money.
Whenever you're frustrated/angry, just run and do that thing so you can keep out of harm's way.
This generation doesn't have hobbies. Too much sitting down in one place and swiping mobile phone.
This is the cause of all these bad outbursts that leads to killings.

GenBuhari:
US funds terrorism all the fake war against terrorists is just playing to gallery . They use fighting terrorist that they create and fund as excuse to occupy countries , yes US occupation of Nigeria may occur very soon, under the guise of assisting us fight terrorism.

Na wa O.
No where that USA will go that will be peaceful.
They end up scattering the peoples amongst themselves and creating new hardship.
They should just leave everybody like that and stay in their US.

Tdotbluejays:
Boko Haram always looking like lunatics.

Them dey live inside bush na. They can't stay in city/town and bathe well.
Na when their supplies run out, no food, no bullet to shoot again, that's when they will come and surrender and expect forgiveness.

dem still dey go north? this oyibo n there ways self

Their body is always hot. They can't stay one place.
Sometimes I imagine, if I was born as oyibo, probably I will behave same way like them.

Emirett:
I failed twice before I finally got my driving license. The practice is the key to success. The more you practice the best result you get. If you have some problems with theory part, I recommend this website that helped me a lot https://www.easytheorytest.co.uk/practice-pcv-theory-test

I was driving anyhow driving in Nigeria before, not checking mirrors, oadkih anyhow,over taking anyhow. Then I traveled to UK and I needed their license for job. So I took lessons there. The instructor told me to first go and buy the driving book and read, the. We spent 1 year to remove allmmy bad Nigeria driving habits and start doing good UK habits. He said it took so long to learn because we Nigerians are very stubborn and like to argue with them. I failed 2ce and passed the 3rd time. And started driving. Really I was very afraid of what will happen if I had accident and jam Oyibo on the road. Oyibo. No dey hear "Abeg" for their side. I later returned to Nigeria and have been driving that same UK cautious style, staying on the correct lane, checking mirrors allowing aggressive people to pass.