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Properties › Re: Picture Of A House On Top Of Another House by uuzba(m): 10:18am On Nov 02, 2021
lalasticlala:
As shared by Oku @oku_yungx



https://twitter.com/oku_yungx
The same thing happening here.
Spiritual attack

Properties › Re: Driver Weeps As His Passenger Is Trapped In The Ikoyi Collapsed Building by uuzba(m): 10:48pm On Nov 01, 2021
kettykin:
it seems tha building crash is the way Nigeria would crash , the story behind the building is 100% similar to Nigeria's story.

May the souls of the departed rest in peace
The issue is that we don't make anything or maintain standards.
The building is basically cement, sand, steel rods. Maybe with Dangote, we can say the cement is consistent. But the iron rods are mostly imported left right and center. Some are strong, some are soft. How many can you check?
They packed all and join together. At the critical place, the building will just collapse.
Phones › Re: Hacker Is Trying To Hack My Facebook Account As He Demands 40k (Pls Help) by uuzba(m): 10:48am On Nov 01, 2021
mummyson26:
Had same issue but I was able to recovered it after 7months
Well done.
I have deleted Facebook over 5 years ago.
So I can kukuma never have the issue.
Politics › Re: The First Ever Flyover In North-East Region Completed In Adamawa. by uuzba(m): 1:38pm On Oct 25, 2021
porthouse7:
Ogun state get more flyover than all 5 eastern state.... FACT
Why are you boasting?
Are you the one that built the flyovers?
What exactly is your boast about this afternoon?
Family › Re: I'm 23 Years Old While My Girlfriend Is 29 Years (Can We Get Married) by uuzba(m): 1:22pm On Oct 25, 2021
No.
If you try it, I will personally beat you.!
Education › Re: Army day secondary school , Benin: I Almost Cried When I Visited My Old School by uuzba(m): 6:42am On Oct 21, 2021
Agness7:
Some chairs been made as a result of the combined efforts of the parents. Shame on edo state governor.
This happens to most Government schools.
What I've from my own school and my dad's own school, what happened was that the old students body came together to rescue the structures.
It's not easy. Get in touch with your old students by facebook or whatsapp and rescue your school.
For my school and my Dad's school too, Govt displayed same attitude.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Sanwo-Olu To Artist Bodataiye Oniyakuya: Come & Present It To Me In My Office by uuzba(m): 8:36am On Oct 20, 2021
grandstar:
Picasso was an abstract painter.

Trying to deconstruct some of his painting may run one mad. The guy was good
Eh if that's how they use to do genius, this boy is a genius na?!

grin grin

Education › Re: Cost Of Having Phd Degree In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 10:26am On Oct 18, 2021
kennethfranc:
More Grace. School nobi for everybody
Exactly!
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Sanwo-Olu To Artist Bodataiye Oniyakuya: Come & Present It To Me In My Office by uuzba(m): 10:24am On Oct 18, 2021
grandstar:
This is beyond funny.

On a much serious note, if he could polish up his work, it strikes me as a Picasso
All those bulsh1t Picaso drawings.
I no dey understand artists again.
Somebody that has 100% eye problem, they will say it is expensive art work!

Crime › Re: 55-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Buying Twins In Imo After Faking Pregnancy by uuzba(m): 3:21pm On Oct 07, 2021
murphyibiam15:
But she bought it from the owner naw, undecided
That is the complete definition of slavery.
Buying and selling of human beings.
The whole world has fought hard to end slavery in every nation.
All the black people in America remain permanently bitter because they are all decendants of slaves from Africa.
The biggesst crime human beings have ever committed against God and mankind.
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If you were stupid before, don't be stupid again.
Career › Re: How Much Will It Cost To Start A Music Career In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 12:04pm On Oct 07, 2021
solofresh:
Hello fellow Nairalanders
Am planning on starting a music career (R &B music) for myself but I don't know how much it would cost me, how to get a good management and how the music business is.
Please anyone with a great idea should let me in
Thank you
Music is something emotional.
If you don't have any emotions, don't bother about music.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of The 100-Year-Old ‘Odan’ Tree That Fell In Oyo & Killed 4 Persons by uuzba(m): 4:45pm On Oct 06, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
This tribe with lies and fake statistics. Who counted the years of the tree or how did they know the tree is 100 years ? Rubbish
It's not too hard.
If you cut a tree, you will see rings.
Each ring represents 1 year.
The ring forms as the weather changes, from dry season to wet season and back again to dry season, year by year.
The bark of the tree hence changes colour.
Yes, nobody cut this tree to look at the ring formation,
But from the size of it, it is easily 100 + years old.

Food › Re: Eggs In UK Have Expiry Dates Stamped On Each,Can't This Happen In Nigeria? (Pic) by uuzba(m): 9:08am On Oct 06, 2021
Revolution001:
15 eggs for £2, that's roughly N1500, but 30 eggs goes for 1600 here.......huhhuh
It's not everything you can just convert the currency to.
Some things are cheap for their own average man there.
Those same things are expensive for us.
One can earn £1000 monthly there on a "cheap" job.
Yes £1000 monthly.
But you will finish the whole £1000 before month end, even with fasting and prayer.
Food › Re: Eggs In UK Have Expiry Dates Stamped On Each,Can't This Happen In Nigeria? (Pic) by uuzba(m): 9:04am On Oct 06, 2021
elmessiahs:
For where, even the stuffs with expired dates are still sold even after expiry. Naija grin
It's a pity that we spend so much time comparing Nigeria with UK.
UK has been a unified kingdom for 2000 + years. Nigeria is a country of just 100 years old.
English was invented in UK.
Machines were Invented in UK.
Many scientist and scientific findings were all discovered and recorded in UK.
They have 1000+ years experience of DOCUMENTING scientific discoveries.
UK invented computer.
UK invented DATA that you put INSIDE computer.
Same UK invented IP protocol that controls that way data flies up and down from one computer to another.
If there's anything you want to remember about UK, remember this,
UK people NEVER FORGET.
They know how to keep records of EVERYTHING.
It is their Identity to keep records of everything.
Politics › Re: October 31 Deadline Is Not Feasible As 140 Million Nigerians Yet To Get NIN by uuzba(m): 10:38am On Oct 02, 2021
Kei144:
NIN is a scam. In order to buy a new SIM card, I went to one outfit in Awka and paid N2000 to get NIN. I was asked if I have BVN number and I replied that I have. They then used my BVN number to get NIN for me and printed the card for me. I later took the card to Glo to buy their SIM card, but the NIN number was rejected by NIMC system. I was told to go to NIMC Awka to regularize the number. I went there and a receptionist told me that it will cost me N3000. When the receptionist saw that I wasn't ready for that, he said, "Don't you want it immediately". I gave up the idea of buying any SIM card and suspended the NIN issue.
Sorry you had to pass through this.
Here in Lagos, I just went to one authorised NIN centre to submit the form which I had previously downloaded and filled out.
Paid N3000.
They took the form, input my details into the computer, printed out a slip to give me and asked that I return after 1 week.
1 week later, I went back there, they took the slip, searched the computer and gave me my NIN slip with number etc.
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My phone just got lost this ending of September and I now ran to GLO to retrieve my line. Of course, I gave them my NIN.
I ran to 9mobile to buy another SIM, and I gave them my NIN as well.
Autos › Re: The Installation Process Of Innoson New Automated Plant Nnewi (Video, Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:52pm On Oct 01, 2021
kindlyheart:
massive... I want to own my own factory someday.
How shall this come to pass?
Travel › Re: Passengers In Lagos Stranded As Fuel Suppliers Stop Service To BRT Buses by uuzba(m): 3:45pm On Sep 30, 2021
BigDawsNet:
In the next life if you giving choice to select a country of birth

Nigeria
Haiti
Moldova

Pick one
Who will give you choice?
This one that you're living now, where were you BEFORE you were born to select anything?
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Life is a gift from God and no matter how terrible things may seem, you still have to be thankful and gratefull to God.
Have you ever been to Hell before?
Bad people that died since Adam and Eve times, 10,000 years ago ARE STILL THERE TILL NOW, 10,000 years + infinity.
And Nigeria, worst case, 100 years, somebody will die.
Just be grateful to God and keep his ways.
Check Youtube for dead people experiences in hell fire, and hear the story.
At the end, they will say they only spent 5 minutes there.
Travel › Re: Tanker Explodes In Omurelu, Rivers State. Many Dead (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 2:33pm On Sep 29, 2021
cococandy:
I don’t even know where to begin to type.
These kinds of horrors are totally preventable. We are not the only country that use petroleum. Yet how many time have tankers exploded in our neighboring countries?

Instead of investing in safety and better means of transportation for these very volatile gases, we opt for the easy way out . Without any organization responsible for safety checks and holding companies respond for the safety of the citizens.

I’m distraught but as usual, will carry on and file it away somewhere as if it didn’t happen. This can be any of us or our relations.
It come down to maintenance. If they spend xyz naira to safely maintain the vehicle, then that xyz naira must be added to the price of the petrol. That one will make petrol more unaffordable.
In oyibo countries, they do MOT on every vehicle, that's where appointed mechanic will check all the brakes and all electricals in the vehicle. He will not give you MOT certificate until everything is repaired and working fine in the vehicle.
And you will be arrested if you dare to drive that vehicle after they have recorded it on internet and to all the police in the country that your MOT has expired.
The people there are FORCED to take safety seriously. But here we manage and manage.
It's a pity.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs Hardly Set Age Standards These Days by uuzba(m): 2:13pm On Sep 29, 2021
It's a good sign na.
Let people breath oxygen small.
All those nonsense "must have 20years experience" "must not be older than 18years" bullsh1t, those ones can stop now.
Travel › Re: Diasporans How Much Do You Spend In Nigeria During Visits? by uuzba(m): 12:19pm On Sep 28, 2021
I normally stay in Mars.
When I last visited moon, it was very expensive. You know Nigeria has never been to the moon, only America. So we have to lodge at the American residence in the moon.
That's how I followed them one day to visit earth, and briefly touched Nigeria. Nigeria was quite cheap but with many fake-fake things
N100 bread just contained air. I only stayed 1 week before heading up to my base in Mars.
Nairaland General › Re: Some Very Bitter Pills To Swallow by uuzba(m): 11:57am On Sep 28, 2021
God took his time from all eternity to make the universe and this earth.
Then took his time to make you amongst so many other creatures and put inside this earth to experience his greatness and be grateful to him .
But you choose to live anyhow and plough your own path
When everything has scattered, you start writing long English.
Life without God will always be senseless .
Remain close to him and your life will find meaning.
Crime › Re: Olisa: Identity Of Man Who Was Dragged Out Of His Car & Shot Dead In Anambra by uuzba(m): 1:35pm On Sep 27, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
All of us are tired. It's a norm in this part of the world
I wish you strength for today and always.
Seriously, I too am quite tired. Seriously.
Anyway, have a nice day today.
Crime › Re: Olisa: Identity Of Man Who Was Dragged Out Of His Car & Shot Dead In Anambra by uuzba(m): 1:14pm On Sep 27, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
And I was expecting something meaningful at the end of your poem undecided
Hope all is well with you
Hope all is well with him?
You didn't see where he said he is just tired?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are The Necessary Skills Every Engineering Student Should Have by uuzba(m): 1:08pm On Sep 27, 2021
Excel
Learn how to calculate everything with MS Excel.
Learn as many functions as possible,
Translate ALL your engineering calculations into Excel.
Also learn MathCAD
Learn how to organise and arrange your files and folders in Windows 10. Don't just scatter files up and down the PC.

For CAD,
go to this site and download all the videos and learn everything.
https://www.youtube.com/c/CreoParametric
Find the software and learn.

Learn how to do PROPER CLEAN Engineering Drawings with proper scaling, detailing.
Learn how to do drawing reviews.
Make your own company title block.
Crime › Re: UK Petrol Shortage: Stealing Of Gas And Petrol From Parked Cars On The Rise by uuzba(m): 11:13am On Sep 27, 2021
TeeGentle:
Oyibo to dey suffer
With their big mouth.
They will be talking of Electric cars and other new technologies.
Now see it. Ordinary petrol shortage and all of them want peme!
Let them use their Electric cars na!?
People that cannot allow somebody to rest.
Properties › Re: Gully Erosion Sacks Residents Of Sango-Ota Ogun State (Video, Pics) by uuzba(m): 1:29pm On Sep 26, 2021
Gandollar:
You really think any Yoruba will go to heaven with the amount of headless bodies crying for vengeance?
That's why God judges people individually and not as a group.
Business › Re: Must I Join An Association Before Operating My Business? by uuzba(m): 5:51pm On Sep 23, 2021
dake40:
I think getting your business registered with CAC will save you from this stress
Please kindly explain further..
Politics › Re: Cui Jianchin Mulls Establishment Of Chinese Banks In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 8:39am On Sep 22, 2021
China's population is 1.4billion. Upon their 1 child policy. If them born 2 pikins nko?
Nigeria 200 million.
China has 7 x Nigeria's population.
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They are looking for space to expand their population.
Politics › Re: Flooding: Lagos Declares Zero Tolerance For Dirty Markets. by uuzba(m): 9:42am On Sep 21, 2021
winterlover:
Overrated Lagos.
Sanwolu should do something about cost of renting apartments in Lagos. It increases by the day. Are there not suppose to be govt standards?
See me to get your visa to enter Lagos. grin grin
Politics › Re: Flooding: Lagos Declares Zero Tolerance For Dirty Markets. by uuzba(m): 9:38am On Sep 21, 2021
Finally, Lagos market will change to oyibo people's market.
Enough of all the nyama-nyama. grin grin

Autos › Re: See The Cost Of a Volkswagen In 1982 by uuzba(m): 9:45pm On Sep 19, 2021
ArticleBeast:
What was the value of 4k then
Well, 4k was a big money.
My school fees was about N50 a term. (Fifty Naira)

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