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 Jokes Etc / Re: MY NEIGHBOUR'S GOAT AND 2 CHICKENS by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:11am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Has anyone seen even one of them. My chances of eating meat today are growing slimmer! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:12am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Hehehehe, Refree, that's more like it. Larride and Dopejemi be assured of yellow cards each. And to all the rest of you asking for team change better shut up before you are benched or churned up in Arsenal! |
| Health / Re: Unique HIV Feature Might Be Key To New Vaccine Strategies by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:14am On Oct 26, 2012 |
slyfoxxjoe: There is already a vaccine for HIV and its called CONDOMS!!!! fo.ols OTTONDO!! Is it only through $ex that one gets Hiv? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody Wana Talk About This!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:55pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Ryda:Out of 1,000,000 sperms you were the fastest? Hmmm Now thats the joke. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Salah by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:40pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Chillext: I saw a fat chicken walking majestically past a ram tied 2 a tree, i can just imagine d ram saying "sebi Christmas go soon reach" =))i find it funny, but it seems as if you are under-estimating Christians. Christians also kill rams, cows, goats as well as they do chickens. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: LADIES.. Please Apply. Hurry!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:35pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
You people should stop moving these junks to this section. It is jokes section not junks section. Moreover it doesn't even qualify as a joke so why move it to jokes section. This is not the first time, there is a Junk section for nonsenze threads like this, so please respect the jokes section, it is not a Junk-yard. Wetin warriz da marra with you. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Confession by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:24pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
No wonder Homar was asking me where they sell P3n1$! Lol |
| Jokes Etc / Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:21pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Since my name no dey the list, my nyash no fit settle for bench. So i need one of these 1.COACH 2.REFREE. I dey wait. . . . . |
| Jokes Etc / Re: One Rainy Night by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:15pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Hillarious joke @Op. Larride yawa don gas o, where is Prettieböny, let her come and proclaim her love for the one she loves before we stage a duel between President and Prime Minister! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Fear Of Larride And Projan Is The Beginning Of Wisdom by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:08pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Like i said NJPC-NAIRALAND'S JUNK PARKERS' COMMISSION. Their job is to park junks anywhere they can and post it here calling it joke. PROJAN ROCKS Jare |
| Jokes Etc / Re: @ OP, Projan, NJPC? Help by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:01pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
NJPC Means Nairaland's Junk Parkers' Commission. Whose heads are Homar, Sutoboy, and some other midgets. I take my leave. |
| Jokes Etc / MY NEIGHBOUR'S GOAT AND 2 CHICKENS by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:52pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
State of emergency: Goat and two chickens at large I just confirmed now that my muslim neighbour's hybrid pig-goat and two chickens have made a run for it and are at large. Please anyone that sees them should pls call 08028036654 IMMEDIATELY!! . Please we need them for tomorrow please save a life. HELP!!
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| Health / Re: Woman Performs Own Caesarean To Save Baby by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:13pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Big deal. My mama carried out an appendictis-ceaserean section operation during which i was born. Am i a miracle child or what! |
| Romance / Re: 13 Signs Your Friend Is In Love With You by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:04pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
I hope these only apply to boy-girl friendships. |
| Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Planning Massive Attacks For Sallah- JTF by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:10am On Oct 24, 2012 |
What is the use of telling the public everything including their plans to fore stall the attack. Don't they think the enemy can get access to this information as well? |
| Celebrities / Re: ''Grow Up" GT Da Guitarman Tells Olisa Adibua by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:01pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
I comment my reserve |
| Jokes Etc / Re: What's So Bad About This ALUU People? by Valiantvaliant(m): 5:46pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Everybody Wana Talk About This!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:44pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
3/10 |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Drop The Age And Sex Of The Poster Above You. .. by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:41pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
Age: still calculating. . . Sex: Even science is still perplexed! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: New Job Titles by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:37pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
@op. Someone posted this same topic in career section and it made front page workahi! |
| Family / Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:27pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
[s]Usually the same thing they say during ***[/s] |
| Jokes Etc / Re: New Job Titles by Valiantvaliant(m): 5:30pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
@op Nice write up. Dont mind these 'Research Analysis and Critism specialists' they are just doing their work. |
| Education / Re: A.T.B.U BAUCHI 2012/2013 DISCUSSION BOARD by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:47pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
I checked again still its only for FCE that they gave me. My score is 225. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:15pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Homar: My fellow nairalanders under the region of jokes section we the leading party of this jokes section NJPC are recruiting employees to join the PHCN (power holding company of nairaland) we took over from PHCn (power holding company of nigeria) because of their lack of proper management cause they had a madman as the manager->BG . Now we need employees who are qualified in the following areas . . . . Those who are expects in collecting bribe . . . . Those who can not differentiate the positive and negative of current . . . . Those who can carry wires and also drive a van . . . . A financial secretary who is not a con . . . . A treasurer that is trustworthy . . . . An assistant manager . . . . And the most important position - the general manager . Those who do not do well in the job will be removed by the ceo's of the company Homar . Suto and Ekeroyal .:-| AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Chronic Laughter by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:09pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Jossy-Law:ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS STUP1D OR ARE YOU PUTTING A SPECIAL EFFORT TODAY  |
| Education / Re: A.T.B.U BAUCHI 2012/2013 DISCUSSION BOARD by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:28am On Oct 21, 2012 |
I applied for Architecture. But last time i checked jamb had not given me admission there yet. Guess i'll have to check again. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Feat Klever Jay And Dot.k by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:18am On Oct 21, 2012 |
asuccessogidan: Teacher: Akpos how was urHOW EXACTLY IS THIS FUNNY LOOKS LIKE YOU TRADED YOUR BRAIN FOR AN EXTRA AZZ LMAO |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Am In Church Nw by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:09am On Oct 21, 2012 |
Vivly: Ya. For real. Listening to testimonies. Warrabout uSERIOUSLY PRAYING FOR YOUR DELIVERANCE FROM NL ADDICTION |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The End Of Ikpe. . . .jokes Prof Emeritus by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:00pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
bunmioguns: JOKES GRADING: APlus an All expense paid trip to |
| Education / Re: A.T.B.U BAUCHI 2012/2013 DISCUSSION BOARD by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:17pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
Supermajor:The deadline for admission intake for all the 71 universities in Nigeria is 31st of october. But many universities may not meet up with this date ATBU inclusive. Lets just wait till then and keep our fingers crossed. Btw which course did you apply for? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: WOW Guess What Today Is!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:05pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
How can i ban a moderator? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bin Must Go . by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:02pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
Homar: NJPC keeps the joke section alive while you useless projan derail the section . Stewpid madmen .did you just call us stewpid Well i'd like to have a battle of brains with you, but i don't like attacking someone who is unarmed! |
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