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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 10:46am On Oct 26, 2021
Felicity001:
In fact enh... Those guys are something else... Them and keke napele guys are really getting me jealous at the way they flout traffic rules without been arrested.

In fact na them get Lagos grin
Going beyond the jokes and the smileys, doesn’t it irk you as a black man to live in a society devoid of law and order?

Sorry to bring politics into this thread, but men, all the leaders in Lagos and Nigeria at large, yet they can’t even get a semblance of order when it comes to road users and driving.

How difficult can it really be to have police officers patrol and pull over erring drivers? Why must they stand forming checkpoints, instead of patrolling the streets and finding ERRING DRIVERS ON THE MOVE?

The same way you saw a danfo do something wrong is the same way a squad of police patrolling will see them as well. The difference is, you have no official power to enforce driving laws while the squad car does, but I’ll tell you how you are both similar - you both will drive off and do NOTHING! Such a shame of a police force and irresponsible present/past governments who remove themselves from society.

How difficult really is it oh black man! God of mercy.

No politician even talks about such “minute” details of society here in Nigeria, because I guess to them, Nigeria must remain a jungle.

Seriously, when was the last time, if ever, you heard a Nigerian politician campaign and raise points such as stated above? Have you heard them say, “when I come in, I will tackle law and order on the roads, making sure drivers maintain lane discipline and buses make use of bus stops and so on and so on”?

None!

Up till now, 2021, you still can’t even call police in Nigeria in the event of an emergency. It’s sad really.

Anyways, I rant!
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Is A Day Dreamer, By Buhari Olanrewaju Ahmed by VaselineCrew: 9:52am On Oct 26, 2021
Bola146:
You are not God, let us wait till then, only God knows the best for Nigeria
Will God approve of an APC leader bringing bullion vans to his house a day before election?
Politics › Re: Hamisu Chidari: Kano Will Support Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition by VaselineCrew: 10:26am On Oct 25, 2021
Ushman333:
I support Tinubu, he is better than other political elites we have now,we all know new face can not win election in Nigeria for now.
Same story you lot keep telling yourselves

Good man, new man, can’t win in Nigeria, so let’s vote in known crooks and demons and somehow expect a better country.

Something is wrong with the way Nigerians reason, God forbid bad thing.

But if it’s BBNaija, all of you will turn up to make a nobody famous.
Politics › Re: Hamisu Chidari: Kano Will Support Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition by VaselineCrew: 10:24am On Oct 25, 2021
ItsTutsi:
We are steadfastly and ardently in support of Tinubu presidency!! We totally believe in his capability and capacity.. we don't need lectures from ppl that are willing to vote peter hoebi
See them, steadfast in suffering for a wrong cause, not even for righteousness

Chai!

We all know that of Tinubu or Atiku were to become president, Nigeria would still not change.

Of course you don’t care though, but why is that? Why don’t you care if your country gets worse?

You guys are truly special. I’m sure by that time dollar would be 1000-1500 naira, but you guys still wouldn’t care.
Politics › Re: Hamisu Chidari: Kano Will Support Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition by VaselineCrew: 10:21am On Oct 25, 2021
tevinsolt:
Hey man I understand where you are coming from, but you are going to have to do better than just using that simple argument because the choice you'll get could be any of these two (Tinubu or Osibanjo) VS say Atiku.

Until the "good guys" roll up their sleeves and trousers to get their hands dirty and feet wet by infiltrating both APC and PDP..... You'll have to choose from what's presented to you. So pick your poison.
Did someone tie your hand to vote for apc or pdp?

No ounce of integrity left in Nigerians, the corruption capital of the world.

Even if you voted for the best person and that person got only 10 votes, is that not better for your conscience than voting for someone YOU KNOW WILL FURTHER DESTROY THE COUNTRY?

Shame on you myopic dolts
Politics › Re: Hamisu Chidari: Kano Will Support Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition by VaselineCrew: 10:17am On Oct 25, 2021
Randgist:
You Nigerians are not ready for a real Change and development. F..ck! Where are the brain of the Nigerians? Just take a good look at most comments here.. Tinubu Atiku President! Are these the best Nigeria can provide? What a shame,

How are those people different from Buhari? Take out Buhari and put another Buhari.

Who cursed Nigeria?

I see some comments here labelling Indeginous people of Biafra (Igbos) as terrorist yet you cant suport for them to have their own Nation, then what do you want? You hate them and at same time you want them in your Nigeria. Are you not confused as the Nigerian Government?

You Guys still wanting Atiku and Tinubu as the president of Nigeria are the Real Enemy of Nigeria
May God bless you!

I feel like crying, when will Nigerians stop loving their oppressors
Politics › Why Do Nigerians Love To Suffer? by VaselineCrew(op): 2:50am On Oct 25, 2021
They keep voting for the people that will make them suffer

Politics › Re: Gov. Buni Visits Bola Tinubu In Lagos by VaselineCrew: 2:48am On Oct 25, 2021
Ddokie:
I guess being Igbo, I will feel good if an Igbo man is president. But that’s where it ends. Wherever the president comes from wouldn’t change the fact that we have a presently useless country which is getting worse as the days go by. And most Nigerians would live miserable lives from birth to death.

How to reverse this reality ought to be our burden. But unfortunately, it isn’t. What’s paramount is the presidents tribe. It’s so bad that an Igbo man might know that a Yoruba man will do much better as president than his fellow Igbo man but would still go ahead to vote his Igbo candidate and vice versa.

I suppose the best we can get as Nigerians is that our tribesmen are at the helm of affairs. Having a functional nation appears to have been dismissed as impossible.

Pathetic.
Totally dismissed.

If Nigerians had a functional country, then how can a guy park in the middle of traffic, come out and start urinating like it’s nothing? Jungle!

This country was never made to be one im telling you. Have you noticed that no one ever talks about proposed policies? For wheeeere

It’s all, IPOB, Afonja, and so on. That is what policy means to the Nigerian electorate, omo Igbo, awon Yoruba...
Politics › Re: Gov. Buni Visits Bola Tinubu In Lagos by VaselineCrew: 2:43am On Oct 25, 2021
NgwalandAbia:
You are very foolish,why are Chinese everywhere does it mean they are not Chinese again or can't return back to China,the fact we are doing business everywhere is not the yardstick to live with you parasites.

Bloody house negro.
The guy is so dense! These are the kind of people making election decisions for the few reasonable Nigerians left.

The kinda of people that can go back in time to bring in a dictator and hail him as a Democrat!

I like how you broke it down for him, is he like 5 years old or something, thinking that every human on earth must never venture out of their nation, gosh, so dense, like a rock.

That’s how people swam in gutter to celebrate pmb presidency, the embodiment of suffering and smiling. You can’t buy coke or Fanta to celebrate, instead you enter inside gutter, and these are the people that vote for the likes of Buhari, Atiku, Tinubu and the rest.

Politics › Re: Gov. Buni Visits Bola Tinubu In Lagos by VaselineCrew: 2:37am On Oct 25, 2021
Sleekfingers:
The north and the southwest are busy strategizing for 2023.....In my opinion, I don't think , Tinubu will contest in 2023.....he might give it to Osinbajo

Some people from a particular region are busy , playing the victim cards....instead of them to work on their politics....they are busy blaming others regions for their zero knowledge about politics...... expecting other regions to let them be the next president, on a platter......
All your strategies and Nigeria is still a slimy poo hole?

Dollar went up MORE THAN 100%

Nigerians really love to suffer and smile sha, my goodness
Politics › Re: Any High Profile Bandit/biko Haram Case Similar To NNAMDI KANU? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:19pm On Oct 23, 2021
wordcat:
Na only Kabiru Sokoto I know but I don't know how the matter end
Just imagine!

After all the atrocities, we struggle to find cases with this much fanfare
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Govt Incompetent, Failed To Curb Corruption —the Economist by VaselineCrew: 7:17pm On Oct 23, 2021
BigSarah:
It's Myopic Nigerians that believed, buhari and osinbanjo will do anything differently....
No one can end corruption in Nigeria that's the unfortunate truth, unless Nigeria gets invaded by another colonial power
Lol, I can end corruption, at least for sectors under my immediate control.

Will I ever get to be in power, that is a different story.

Most of these politicians we have now, have no love for their fellow man, I tell you!
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Govt Incompetent, Failed To Curb Corruption —the Economist by VaselineCrew: 7:07pm On Oct 23, 2021
But it’s all good, Nigerians are ready to go to the next next level with Tinubu/Osinbajo.

Oh I forgot, Osinbajo is not to be held responsible as he has no powers, but he remains the most active VP in Nigeria and he has done very well.

Sigh

If Nigerians were really really really serious, they will make the next set of leaders sit down and right exams before they smell anywhere close to leadership seats.
Politics › Any High Profile Bandit/biko Haram Case Similar To NNAMDI KANU? by VaselineCrew(op): 6:46pm On Oct 23, 2021
I was just thinking to myself, like, I have not seen any high profile case involving sponsors of bandits and boko haram, like the way there is so much hullabaloo over Nnamdi Kanu.

I mean, Malami even came on a podium and was enumerating the sins of Kanu, Malami himself, not a subordinate.

When you see the statistics of the thousands that have been killed by bandits/boko haram, you have to ask yourself if all the attention given to Kanu should have been reserved for these guys. Imagine trying the sponsor of Boko Haram that has bombed, pillaged, kidnapped... won’t that be a worthy case deserving of Malamis presence? I mean it’s only in Nigeria you hear of school kids being kidnapped by the hundreds and at the end of the day, those that committed the crime are never known or brought to justice.

Things are just upside down in this country.
Politics › Re: Ugezu Ugezu: If You Live In Nigeria & Still Retain Your Sanity, You Are Mad by VaselineCrew: 6:30pm On Oct 23, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
The zebra crossing stripes is true

So many drivers in Nigeria don't know what those white lines mean and the Road safety people aren't doing enough to educate/enlighten the people on use of the zebra crossing on our roads
Not even zebra crossings bro! I’m talking ordinary driving lanes.



In the developed world, driving lanes mean EVERYTHING. Those white lines are almost sacrosanct, like, lane discipline and all.

Here most of our lanes are faded, and the ones that remain mean nothing to the average driver as they cross is with impunity, some even driving on it.

When will Nigeria get lane discipline like in the pic below? Is it impossible for us to achieve simple lane discipline? Na wa sha

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Her Son, Jamil Dance To Her 'Somebody's Son' (Pix, Video) by VaselineCrew: 6:26pm On Oct 23, 2021
Antoeni:
She is just pretending to be cool & Calm
she is a Disgrace to Fame Holders
Lol, fame holders indeed.

Which major female celeb hasn’t had a slip?

Beyoncé?
Rihanna?
Cardi B
Nicki Minaj
...

Yet you all love these people
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Her Son, Jamil Dance To Her 'Somebody's Son' (Pix, Video) by VaselineCrew: 6:21pm On Oct 23, 2021
I’m sure God will bring beauty out of the bad situation.

He is mighty to save!

That is one lucky boy though, being born into success, I’m sure both his parents are already investing into his future.

There is no amount of shading that would move that young man, cause he’s already made. He can afford to pick and choose his friends as he moves through life.
Politics › Re: Ugezu Ugezu: If You Live In Nigeria & Still Retain Your Sanity, You Are Mad by VaselineCrew: 8:13am On Oct 23, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Every sector of the economy is in total collapse

Terrorism is now the order of the day under this government
It’s not just Fulani abeg

Have you driven in Lagos before?

Do you see how danfo guys drive? They don’t even obey traffic lights along with okada

Nigerian drivers don’t even know what a white lane means

There is a lot of insanity happening in the society but everyone just overlooks it.

Go drive in America or Dubai and come back to drive in Lagos and you will wonder if all the drivers around you are monkeys or gorillas

and of course the insanity happens because police won’t enforce any laws whatsoever
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo On Tiwa Savage Sextape: Any Fan, Friend, Ex Supporting You Is Fake by VaselineCrew: 6:45pm On Oct 22, 2021
Look at the way way nairaland is run, like a beer Palour

What is this news doing in the politics section?

If it’s to vote for young vibrant candidates, you won’t see all this traffic, but since it’s about some useless sex tape, see them all rush in preaching this and that.
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Lekki Residents Donate Office Block To Police Station by VaselineCrew: 4:15pm On Oct 22, 2021
ivolt:
Street urchins would have us believe that the police are not important.
But the responsible Lekki residents who have been under siege of criminals since the
violent Endsars riot of last year understands the value of the security of lives and properties.
So it’s until the residents understand value of police by making donations, that they police will begin to act on insecurity?

What about those that have nothing to donate? I guess they are on their own ba?

No wonder they feel like police is useless, cause they can’t afford funds to mobilize police, something that should have been free in a serious country.
Politics › Re: INEC Pronounces Buhari Winner 2019 Presidential Poll by VaselineCrew: 4:11pm On Oct 22, 2021
somehow:
We did it!

Nigeria to the next level
What was the next level exactly?

Dollar increase? Food prices increase?...

Please come back and tell us how this level is better that’s the previous level

All of you just shout useless slogans during elections, atikulated, 4+4, change, next level.... like mindless zombies
Politics › Re: INEC Pronounces Buhari Winner 2019 Presidential Poll by VaselineCrew: 4:08pm On Oct 22, 2021
I wonder why people on this thread were so happy!
Politics › Re: INEC Pronounces Buhari Winner 2019 Presidential Poll by VaselineCrew: 4:05pm On Oct 22, 2021
Funny thread.

I don’t know when Nigerians will ever elect a great leader.

Most people deep down knew neither Buhari nor Atiku would make a difference, but they just followed their tribal crowd leanings.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Future Worth Fighting For, VP Says At Sen. Nnamani's Book Launch by VaselineCrew: 6:00pm On Oct 21, 2021
Nigeria has existed this long, yet you can’t even get pipebourne water to a majority of Nigerian homes.

Something as basic as water, it’s all man for himself.

Then people start given speeches about a wonderful utopian Nigeria, like bra, you guys can’t even get people water bro!

First it’s wrong to even believe in a Nigeria created by the British, but even then, if we were to have a chance at greatness, I would suggest we retire all politicians and put the best brains in at every level of government. I’m talking first class grads from Ivy League schools across the globe manning ALL POSITIONS AT THE LOCAL, STATE AND FEDERAL LEVEL.
Politics › Re: London Publication Describes The Nigerian Army As A Useless Organisation by VaselineCrew: 5:49pm On Oct 21, 2021
“The police are understaffed, demoralised and poorly trained. Many supplement their low pay by robbing the public they have sworn to protect,”
I’ve always advocated for increase in police pay. No officer should be earning less that 200k per month.

A good salary is always a great incentive towards working harder.

I know you might say, “what about the senators that receive jumbo pay?”, and you would be right in asking that question, but I believe it’s different for them since they get to set their own pay.

It’s much different when you get to set your own jumbo pay, without fear of getting fired, vs receiving a jumbo pay, with the condition that you must work hard and achieve certain goals and targets.

Now going back to senators, the only way they can get fired is if the people fire them, and I really don’t know what the process entails, yet alone if that could work in Nigeria.
Politics › So Buhari Won’t Come Out To Say Anything After A Rail Track Was Allegedly Bombed by VaselineCrew(op): 5:39pm On Oct 21, 2021
huh

What kind of leader have you Nigerians chosen?

I was said that a hurricane could hit and destroy half of Nigeria and Buhari won’t still come out before a live press to answer questions and re-assure the people.

Heck Godzilla could come through tomorrow, stomping cities from east to west, yet Buhari won’t say jack.

Only expect speeches on New Year’s Day, Independence Day and other major holidays.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Video Of Taxi Driver Being Pepper-Sprayed By Security Men by VaselineCrew: 7:12pm On Oct 20, 2021
helinues:
See them..

Hiding behind their phones and be talking trash. Why didn't you guys also join the protest.

Falz and co were riding inside cars, protected by personal security while the gullible ones are being picked like vegetable.
I feel you, meanwhile we should have picked this one up too

Politics › Re: No Arrest Was Made At Mile 2 Shooting, But Multiple Protesters Already Arrested. by VaselineCrew(op): 10:53am On Oct 20, 2021
If only this many officers could have been deployed to stop the mile 2 crisis, or other forms of criminality in Lagos and Nigeria at large.

See just a small section of the multitude of officers deployed to stop those scary people carrying cardboard paper.

Politics › No Arrest Was Made At Mile 2 Shooting, But Multiple Protesters Already Arrested. by VaselineCrew(op): 10:38am On Oct 20, 2021
What does that tell you about your government?

The fact that there was a fracas at mile 2 that involved loss of lives, yet we have what seems like the whole of Lagos police ready at the toll gate to arrest protesters.

https://www.nairaland.com/6811129/mile-2-clash-lasg-threatens-suspend

https://www.nairaland.com/6811222/endsars-memorial-police-arrest-protesters


We even have people on this nairaland saying that police should shoot any protester they see.
Politics › Imagine Reintroducing Suffering To The Masses In Form Of Lekki Epe Toll Gate by VaselineCrew(op): 11:52pm On Oct 19, 2021
If you have driven past the lekki toll gate over the last year or so, I’m sure you can appreciate how easy it is to pass that route as the traffic at the gates has been TOTALLY ELIMINATED due to the stoppage of toll collection.

Now imagine a wicked government wants to bring all that traffic back. All that chaos at the gates, with traffic stretching kilometers away.

Why is government in Nigeria particularly wicked?

By the way, what is so special about lekki and ajah people that they need to pay toll to go home? Why not Surulere people? Or ikeja people? Or Yaba people.

We just tend to normalize weird and corrupt things in this country. Why is there a freaking toll gate right in the middle of the city with no alternate highway to pass?

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