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Politics › Re: "End SARS Anniversary: No Street Protests In Lagos" - Lagos State Police Command by VaselineCrew: 10:44pm On Oct 19, 2021
Buckeyemedia1:
I dare you go & protest, we will celebrate @ your eulogy this time next year.
and if your evil wish came true, God forbid, your evil self will still come here to say he wasn’t killed abi?

See how you boldly wish to kill a protester carrying placard, na wa

May God have mercy on you
Politics › Re: Amended Charges Against Nnamdi Kanu Filed By FG (Full List) by VaselineCrew: 10:27pm On Oct 19, 2021
Obialulifecoacj:
Their leader have them brainwashed.

I have never seen such low level reasoning.

Someone will collect funding to create chaos in the name of secession and foolish ignoramus will follow him.
Even if Kanu acted foolishly, I tell you that there can be nothing more foolish that One Nigeria advocates.

How can slave masters conquer you and form a territory for you with people of other nations, yet you defend the bastardization with your sweat.

Is it that black people, Nigerians can’t reason?
Politics › Re: Alert: False Claims Ahead Regarding Tinubu And Vp Osinbajo by VaselineCrew: 10:07pm On Oct 19, 2021
maybanks:
Political Jobbers at work. They will do everything to cause a rift btw these two Icons
Lol at icons

You will know a good tree by the fruits it yields.

Look at your Nigeria today and you’re here shouting icons, probably on an empty stomach.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 8:46pm On Oct 19, 2021
Lush100:
This your question will cause war.
You are inviting Baz001 into world war3 again?
Pls just believe in your dashboard,
The money is probably still stuck somewhere in the app, it will arrive to ur account soon.
U may contact bolt to hasten it

Lekki or epe branch office only.

Yeah i know what i just did there,
I am only trying to catch cruise oh,
E no mean anything oh,
I am on the fence , but i can't resist to take a kinda dig....no offense intended
Omo, I don’t even understand again.

I was driving and driving today and all the money as of right now is gone sad

Well anyways sha, at least I’ve bought big bag of poundo yam from shoprite with my today’s earnings to last for a while.

It’s just annoying that after all that driving, na pounded yam and other foods swallow all my earnings.

I thought that I will come back tonight and relax with a chilled coke while admiring my account balance, but my account balance is lower tonight than it was yesterday.

I am ready to join the ant league abeg!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 8:23pm On Oct 19, 2021
I can see money on my dashboard but no money in my account

huh huh

All this driving sha, yet account balance is not moving or is moving backwards.

Is it because I’m buying all these small chops and cokehuh

Haba!

Sometimes I look at my dashboard and ask “where is the money?”
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 8:21pm On Oct 19, 2021
Sadikuyusuf277:
Hello VaselineCrew please I just bought a car scanner and I will need you to please teach me how to use it detect fault on my car. This mechanic they chop money to much like you said thuo I have neva gone to them shaa please I just want you to teach me how to use it. I reside in Lagos and you ?
Haha, bro, you don’t want mech to chop?

I used a basic scanner just to read check engine fault code, not to do any major analysis.

So if you have a check engine light on, just plug in a scanner, even the basic ones, and it should give you a code like P037, P010 and so on.

Then take the code to Google search and you should see what the most common reason for the code is.

...

I’ve seen people on YouTube use advanced scanners to monitor different aspects of a vehicle. I AM NOT THERE YET!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:39am On Oct 18, 2021
DMechyy:
grin
You are sure ready to spend all your earnings on parts. Listen to Pearl.

One of the beautiful things about this thread and life generally is that, one way, nature finds a way to give the best advice, or rather good advice. But humans, being human, we like to learn the difficult way. What people go around looking for is validation, and not advice.

If you are on this job. Don't buy cheap, buy quality parts. When quality parts looks like it wants to take you out of business, buy reasonably priced parts, or good used.


No parts person will tell you this. But I will, free of charge. What you often pay more for on very expensive parts are warranties and business running cost, in whatever form they take.

If it is from say, Dealership. If the parts cost price is 50k. Selling price to end user could be 100k. Why? Mark ups, cost of no questions asked when you seek refund(Like you get instant refund if you change mind or part is defective) , business related cost.

You sure won't get a refund from chinedu or baba Nura.

Now, this does not rule out knock of parts.

Also, I smile when people say I buy my parts from amazon, with small shoulder pad and funky feeling. Amazon makes it quality! No. Amazon does not produce parts, it is the same way, buying from konga or jumia. You buying from Another Chinedu and Baba Nura, with amazon fulfilling the order (handling delivery)

My point. Use your Head. No let them help u use am, you already did with the oxygen sensors
Point taken, I will try to find good used anyway I can for some parts.

Like if the part was taken directly of a used or salvaged vehicle.

It's just hard to trust these market sellers, vs say, buying directly from a DENSO distributor.

These market guys could even try selling you the faulty parts that someone has thrown away from their car as tokunbo.

I will take a weekend and go to ladipo myself, or find a seller that will take returns.

Thanks for the advice.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:33am On Oct 18, 2021
Nexttpage:
can you give me the link on jumia abeg.
This is the type of scanner I got, but I can't find it on jumia at the N1,500 price anymore

Maybe I got lucky with the seller slashing his price about a month ago

It only worked with an android device

https://www./wireless-car-scanner-support-all-protocol-elm-mpg65002.html

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:32am On Oct 18, 2021
Pearl1910:
Is scanner 1,500 in those ur websites?

So my point is look inwards...wetin u dey find for sokoto, e dey inside ur shokoto.

But if u are a Lagos big boy...u can go ahead. But to think that after buying such an expensive part from overseas, na still kazeem go fix am, e get as e be.
the scanner was not in those websites ooo, I get your point.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 4:57pm On Oct 17, 2021
Pearl1910:
Are you sure u r in Nigeria...this one u r calling cost of parts in pounds or converted from pounds. Compressor 300pounds, Engine seating 40k each.
Please go and buy ur parts in a Nigerian spare parts market close that western website now!!!
I almost spit out my coke reading this, lol.

Men, I’m just thinking, I need my car to be up to spec, like spec bro!

Like, you know how airplane maintenance standards are abi? I’m sure you wouldn’t want to fly in a plane that has been maintained in the hanger with tokunbo or fairly used parts.

I’d like my car to be that way, although for most small testable things I don’t even look at new parts.

Like for my check engine light I bought a scanner for 1,500 from jumia, instead of paying a mechanic 5,000 to scan the car. The scanner told me the bank 2 heater sensor circuit was faulty. Took out the oxygen sensor and ran a resistance test, then I figured I could go used since I could simply run a resistance test on the used part. Problem solved!

However for something like a compressor, it’s hit or miss going tokunbo, it’s not like you can see through to the internals, or see leak spots when buying. Same with a motor mount, you might get a used one with the rubber still looking intact, but the rubber might already be degraded. Then one would be wondering why the problem is still there.

At the end of the day sha, I must admit, it all depends on the availability of funds. If I had extra extra funds right now, I’d buy a brand new compressor and motor mounts and know that I wouldn’t have to worry about those for another 10 years.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 4:42pm On Oct 17, 2021
donfortune48:
This A/C issue confuses me sometimes.
Cos I've used my car for almost 3yrs now and no A/c technician have ever come close to my car.

I've never topped my Gas before nor change any a/c component before, yet my a/c is still performing far better than most cars I've checked their's.

I don't know the cost of a/c gas nor any other a/c component; except the filter. And I change my filter by myself almost every 3/4months and that's all.

I do that anytime I notice that my car is not cooling as it should. I'll either clean the filter or change it if it's too dirty. It's only 1k.
That is how it should be, since it’s a closed loop system mostly free from contaminants.

My sisters car has an ac system that has never been touched since 2008, and yet still blows cold till today, like freezer cold, no matter the suns intensity; Everything is factory spec, compressor, condenser, evap core, exp valve... everything

My car on the other hand had an accident once and I just had to do enough to get it running, it was then I discovered they put a Peugeot compressor in my car.

When that one spoilt, I didn’t have the funds to buy the right compressor in my car, so I willfully allowed the ac kazeem to put another motor shaking compressor in my car.

So really, if your car has the right ac parts, and they were new, then the system should last a long long time, barring any rare unforeseen component failure.

If a repair is done, then via my research, I’ve seen this is were problems start to occur. Nigerian ac Kazeems don’t even have ac gauges, they don’t vacuum the ac system, they don’t weigh refrigerant and they put any refrigerant in there.

So if you were to buy a new compressor for instance and give it to a Kazeem, I would not expect it to last, unless, you flushed, vacuumed, got a new condenser, weighed the refrigerant, put the right amount of oil and so on.

The kazeems will just fix the compressor, pour an arbitrary amount of oil inside, put refrigerant and with no gauges, they will say it is enough when the low side pipe is cold to their own specific touch.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 3:37pm On Oct 17, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
The only time I'm without the car is when I drop it off for major repairs. Other errands and activities I intertwine with the job to make sure I'm not burning fuel for nothing.

If I have an appointment, I start working earlier, to cover up before the appointment, then continue after. I use destination trips for those, especially.

Most importantly, I only buy fuel from any Enyo, any Heyden, Mobil federal Palace, nnpc ikoyi. The rest is when I am far from preferred stations and I have no choice. The fuel from those places I mentioned, burns slowly especially if you have a perfect fuel system.

A perfect fuel system burns up fuel completely, therefore the exhaust produces steam instead of smoke.
It’s not always easy to stay on top of maintenance though.

Like for instance I have bad motor mounts and the cost of new ones are about 40k each, that would be like 160k for all 4, unless I want to shop for used or fake new ones. Then a new compressor for my car cost 300 pounds plus shipping, unless again I go with a tokunbo or suspect one.

Even if I worked as hard as you as per driving, it would take over a month or two to get this all in order.

I admit though that these items were already bad before I started the ehailing, but even if they went bad while ehailing, it would still be costly.

We should just hope, pray and possible act against major repairs.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 3:29pm On Oct 17, 2021
Men my whole body is peppering me. I have been driving since 9a.m

Is this how ants do it? Na wa oo


I had to take a break at 3pm, as my ac wasn’t keeping up with the hot sun.

Thinking of doing an ac overhaul, but a new compressor for my car cost about 200-300 pounds, so I dunno.

Happy Sunday to everybody!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 3:28pm On Oct 17, 2021
Pearl1910:
I think dashboard should also be accompanied by type of food u eat cost/plate and number of plates u eat.
How many bottles of groundnut and packs of sweet riders have consumed.
How many tablets of Panadol, painkillers or supplements u take.
How many bottles of energy drink u gulp.
How much recharge card and data spent.
Parking and toll fee reciepts.
How many hours u sleep at night.
Picture of the bed u sleep on.
The type of cloths and shoes u wear.
Etc
So we can really get the true picture.
Haha!

Madness!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:15am On Oct 17, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
25500. My tank is in red. Tomorrow, I buy 5k to make it 30500. Hopefully, it pushes me to 190k

I only bought 3k today cos I had fuel left from yesterday. Started to 11am. Home since about an hour ago
Under 35k for petrol is not bad at all!!

Do you use the same car for e-hailing and personal errands?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:13pm On Oct 16, 2021
Gentlelife50:
U wan find trouble again?
Not looking for trouble oo, so not expecting to find any

I just need the analysis.

I think dashboard posting should now be accompanied by petrol/maintenance costs.

That way we get a true reflection of net income.

Just like how on the dashboard, you have your net minus bolts commission so you see a clear picture.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 10:53pm On Oct 16, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Almost there...
How much petrol did you use to achieve this?

I’m guessing about 35-45k, am I right?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 1:35pm On Oct 16, 2021
Someone please dash me an electric vehicle

I don’t want to buy petrol anymore
Politics › When Was Buhari’s Last Live Media Chat? by VaselineCrew(op): 11:32pm On Oct 15, 2021
Watch other leaders of the world and see how the press drills them with questions LIVE

in our own Naija however, to even see the president Buhari on tv seems like spotting a fabled ware wolf, or a UFO

How this man came to bastardize the position of president is beyond me.

Now Nigerians are okay with never seeing or hearing from their president, like it’s a normal thing to have a president on ghost mode.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Insecurity Increases Number Of Orphans, Widows In Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 8:52am On Oct 15, 2021
TheRareGem1:
Being in pain this early money is not a good way to start the day
Why can’t he then move to implement state policing? Why can’t he suggest a bill to the senate to make state policing happen?
Politics › Re: CBN Disburses ₦45 Billion To Lagos For Blue Line Railway Project by VaselineCrew: 8:42am On Oct 15, 2021
Commentor:
Don't worry, CBN would give alright 3 billion Naira for the repair of properties destroyed by Ipob.
Unity beggars

Why didn’t Lagos use its own money?

Why are you still dependent on oil money?
Politics › Re: CBN Disburses ₦45 Billion To Lagos For Blue Line Railway Project by VaselineCrew: 8:41am On Oct 15, 2021
Later the Lagos people will say they developed Lagos themselves, lol

Where is that money coming from?

Where did CBN get the money from?

Is it not oil?

Even if it was a loan, it is still oil that will be used to repay the loan
Politics › Re: Kids Get Into A Fight Over Tinubu And Yahaya Bello (Video) by VaselineCrew: 8:00am On Oct 13, 2021
I thought the way Nigeria youths raise BBNaija stars would be the same way they would raise an unknown politician with good heart to stardom as per the top office.

But I guess BBNaija is were it starts and ends.
Politics › Re: Gbajabiamila To Tinubu: You’re An Eagle, Where You Are Going Is Destined by VaselineCrew: 11:48am On Oct 12, 2021
Perkins2018:
It's a question. You called someone's father and grandfather a criminal even though he has stolen nothing from your family buy you cant take it.
So you never heard of the bullion vans? Or you just want to pretend.

I even heard a song on ration were the rapper was bragging, calling himself awon Jagaban bullion van. It’s already in pop culture
Politics › Re: The Real Picture Of What Happened At Izombe, Imo — Info Commissioner by VaselineCrew: 11:22am On Oct 12, 2021
loveth360:
So you don't know Nigeria soldiers are terrorist.
Omo, that was definitely a terrorist move
Politics › Re: The Real Picture Of What Happened At Izombe, Imo — Info Commissioner by VaselineCrew: 11:09am On Oct 12, 2021
They even admitted that soldiers burnt down houses.

How thoughtless is that?

It’s like American military burning down buildings in say Dallas Texas, because it they are searching for 2 people.

It’s like you see 2 rats in your room at night and then decide the best solution to the rat problem is to burn your house down.
Politics › Re: Army Commander Caught Shouting Kill Anybody You See In Izombe Imo State by VaselineCrew: 11:02am On Oct 12, 2021
There were already 3 dead bodies on the ground before that guy made the statement to “kill anybody you see”

So 3 dead bodies plus how much more did the soldiers kill?

I couldn’t see any arms on the 3 that were already dead.
Politics › Re: Cry For Help About The State Of Ogun Roads by VaselineCrew: 10:39am On Oct 12, 2021
Viltron:
And you have governors in these States receiving monthly allocation. People bowing to them and sing their praises. The black man is .... I'm speechless
Speechless indeed. See road, yet all they care about is pdp vs apc

Madness
Politics › Re: Cry For Help About The State Of Ogun Roads by VaselineCrew: 10:28am On Oct 12, 2021
Do Nigerians really care though?

Or is it not about Tinubu and Atiku for them?

Didn’t one Buhari supporter celebrate his victory by rolling willfully in the gutter?

Don’t act like you black Nigerian monkeys care about good roads and stuff, you liars, all you care about is your individual corrupt political figures.

Vote for first class individuals that can actually transform your country, you will never ever ever do that, as in, NEVERRR

You will rather vote for a awon Bullion van, awon coup plotter, and the likes

Ordinary one week meal from the presidential budget can at least level that road, but just like in GEJ era, they will continue to eat Gucci rice of 1-3 million naira a day, while you the masses swim inside gutter, praising them.

You people in this country ehn, chai!

Politics › Re: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 11:47am On Oct 09, 2021
dapolaw:
And in the saner climes people respect other people's choices without gaslighting or name calling.


It's my fundamental right to campaign and vote for whosoever I deem fit, and it's also your prerogative to choose your own candidate too.



I don't owe you any explanation neither do you owe me either.


If the one I choose is not right in your sight, please kindly go ahead and pick your choice among the remain 200m Nigerians available.
Monkey, of course I don’t respect your choice, but you know what? The ultimate form of respect would be for me to not interfere with your vote, even if you vote for a monkey.

However, it is your likes that show the ultimate form of disrespect to voters by ballot snatching, attacks on the electorate, intimidation and rigging.

Ballot snatchers will come and destroy voting areas in broad day light, yet won’t get arrested.

I’m tired abeg, some want a better country, others are just there to support the status quo, suffering and smiling. Yes I am a wailer, and I will wail and wail for a better country. A dream country where foreigners will also be lining up for our visa, not one filled with potopoto open gutters, gully roads with no lane markings, no electricity, no water and so on.
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Already Has 12m Votes In The Bag, Says SWAGA by VaselineCrew: 11:34am On Oct 09, 2021
There needs to be a special research conducted on black monkeys, otherwise known as Nigerians.

Topic is : How can a people master suffering and smiling?

They line up in looooooooooooooong lines for visa to white man country, where you can’t even see the gutters on the streets, where you will be looking for the open gutters but you won’t find them.

Yet the monkeys will do everything possible to destroy their own country.

I’m sure Nigerians don’t even believe anymore that they deserve a good country.

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