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PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Insecurity Increases Number Of Orphans, Widows In Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 8:52am On Oct 15, 2021
TheRareGem1:
Being in pain this early money is not a good way to start the day
Why can’t he then move to implement state policing? Why can’t he suggest a bill to the senate to make state policing happen?
PoliticsRe: CBN Disburses ₦45 Billion To Lagos For Blue Line Railway Project by VaselineCrew: 8:42am On Oct 15, 2021
Commentor:
Don't worry, CBN would give alright 3 billion Naira for the repair of properties destroyed by Ipob.
Unity beggars

Why didn’t Lagos use its own money?

Why are you still dependent on oil money?
PoliticsRe: CBN Disburses ₦45 Billion To Lagos For Blue Line Railway Project by VaselineCrew: 8:41am On Oct 15, 2021
Later the Lagos people will say they developed Lagos themselves, lol

Where is that money coming from?

Where did CBN get the money from?

Is it not oil?

Even if it was a loan, it is still oil that will be used to repay the loan
PoliticsRe: Kids Get Into A Fight Over Tinubu And Yahaya Bello (Video) by VaselineCrew: 8:00am On Oct 13, 2021
I thought the way Nigeria youths raise BBNaija stars would be the same way they would raise an unknown politician with good heart to stardom as per the top office.

But I guess BBNaija is were it starts and ends.
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila To Tinubu: You’re An Eagle, Where You Are Going Is Destined by VaselineCrew: 11:48am On Oct 12, 2021
Perkins2018:
It's a question. You called someone's father and grandfather a criminal even though he has stolen nothing from your family buy you cant take it.
So you never heard of the bullion vans? Or you just want to pretend.

I even heard a song on ration were the rapper was bragging, calling himself awon Jagaban bullion van. It’s already in pop culture
PoliticsRe: The Real Picture Of What Happened At Izombe, Imo — Info Commissioner by VaselineCrew: 11:22am On Oct 12, 2021
loveth360:
So you don't know Nigeria soldiers are terrorist.
Omo, that was definitely a terrorist move
PoliticsRe: The Real Picture Of What Happened At Izombe, Imo — Info Commissioner by VaselineCrew: 11:09am On Oct 12, 2021
They even admitted that soldiers burnt down houses.

How thoughtless is that?

It’s like American military burning down buildings in say Dallas Texas, because it they are searching for 2 people.

It’s like you see 2 rats in your room at night and then decide the best solution to the rat problem is to burn your house down.
PoliticsRe: Army Commander Caught Shouting Kill Anybody You See In Izombe Imo State by VaselineCrew: 11:02am On Oct 12, 2021
There were already 3 dead bodies on the ground before that guy made the statement to “kill anybody you see”

So 3 dead bodies plus how much more did the soldiers kill?

I couldn’t see any arms on the 3 that were already dead.
PoliticsRe: Cry For Help About The State Of Ogun Roads by VaselineCrew: 10:39am On Oct 12, 2021
Viltron:
And you have governors in these States receiving monthly allocation. People bowing to them and sing their praises. The black man is .... I'm speechless
Speechless indeed. See road, yet all they care about is pdp vs apc

Madness
PoliticsRe: Cry For Help About The State Of Ogun Roads by VaselineCrew: 10:28am On Oct 12, 2021
Do Nigerians really care though?

Or is it not about Tinubu and Atiku for them?

Didn’t one Buhari supporter celebrate his victory by rolling willfully in the gutter?

Don’t act like you black Nigerian monkeys care about good roads and stuff, you liars, all you care about is your individual corrupt political figures.

Vote for first class individuals that can actually transform your country, you will never ever ever do that, as in, NEVERRR

You will rather vote for a awon Bullion van, awon coup plotter, and the likes

Ordinary one week meal from the presidential budget can at least level that road, but just like in GEJ era, they will continue to eat Gucci rice of 1-3 million naira a day, while you the masses swim inside gutter, praising them.

You people in this country ehn, chai!

PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 11:47am On Oct 09, 2021
dapolaw:
And in the saner climes people respect other people's choices without gaslighting or name calling.


It's my fundamental right to campaign and vote for whosoever I deem fit, and it's also your prerogative to choose your own candidate too.



I don't owe you any explanation neither do you owe me either.


If the one I choose is not right in your sight, please kindly go ahead and pick your choice among the remain 200m Nigerians available.
Monkey, of course I don’t respect your choice, but you know what? The ultimate form of respect would be for me to not interfere with your vote, even if you vote for a monkey.

However, it is your likes that show the ultimate form of disrespect to voters by ballot snatching, attacks on the electorate, intimidation and rigging.

Ballot snatchers will come and destroy voting areas in broad day light, yet won’t get arrested.

I’m tired abeg, some want a better country, others are just there to support the status quo, suffering and smiling. Yes I am a wailer, and I will wail and wail for a better country. A dream country where foreigners will also be lining up for our visa, not one filled with potopoto open gutters, gully roads with no lane markings, no electricity, no water and so on.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Already Has 12m Votes In The Bag, Says SWAGA by VaselineCrew: 11:34am On Oct 09, 2021
There needs to be a special research conducted on black monkeys, otherwise known as Nigerians.

Topic is : How can a people master suffering and smiling?

They line up in looooooooooooooong lines for visa to white man country, where you can’t even see the gutters on the streets, where you will be looking for the open gutters but you won’t find them.

Yet the monkeys will do everything possible to destroy their own country.

I’m sure Nigerians don’t even believe anymore that they deserve a good country.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Already Has 12m Votes In The Bag, Says SWAGA by VaselineCrew: 11:31am On Oct 09, 2021
12 million black monkeys

Na wa for black man
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 11:27am On Oct 09, 2021
Kdon2:
You ll die of hatred induced hypertension soon.
Honestly, it’s giving me high blood pressure trying to communicate with monkeys like you.

I have a basket full of bananas, so I will try to train you, but obviously, you still may not understand complex communication structures.
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 11:22am On Oct 09, 2021
dapolaw:
I won't go down this lane with you, you are not really worth it. I can't be wasting my time and data with Vaseline crew.


You really need help.
Coming from someone that will support a person that brought bullion van to his house on a day before election.

You Nigerians are completely and utterly shameless! Naked monkey dancing in the village square yet doesn’t feel any shame.

I am here praying to God to send a righteous leader, free of corruption, with love for his people to come change this country, at least before our eventual break up, but here you are hoping for a Jagaban.

Everything is a joke to you Nigerians.

No good roads, you laugh.
Open gutter with people poo ing inside you laugh.
Dollar at 570,you laugh.
Gully federal roads, you laugh
Police brutality, you laugh.

Everything is owambe for you people.

No standards nothing.

Aren’t you guys tired of all this rubbish?

Is it not people with brain that developed all the countries that you run to with visa?

But over here, all you guys ever do is look for the most corrupt, useless leader to continue to plunder your country

Madness
PoliticsRe: At 61, Yet Still Begging For Unity? by VaselineCrew: 11:16am On Oct 09, 2021
Buckeyemedia1:
Who is begging for unity?, death to the Secessionist once they have been identified.
Another monkey that will rather kill their partner than let them go.

You want all tribes that want to leave dead?

Na wa for unity beggar on steroids, black baboon with gray hair yet no gray matter.
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 11:09am On Oct 09, 2021
77up:
Your nightmare is back.
Akanbi Asiwaju omo olodoode kiss
Shey you see what I said. Monkeys can’t see

Abi will it be my nightmare alone, or the nightmare of all Nigerian?

Am I they only one today that is buying dollar at over 500?

My nightmare fa?

As if it’s only me buying expensive foodstuffs or paying expensive bills?

Chai!


Maybe you don’t plan on having children, shey they will still live in Nigeria? Or what is the plan? Monkey!

My prayer though is that your children will have a good life despite their fathers piss poor political decisions.

This one say it is my nightmare, na wa
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 10:57am On Oct 09, 2021
77up:
The mightiest politician in Africa.

Enemies can only wail , BAT is the greatest politician alive .
Why would a monkey like you care about the cry’s of the citizens?

Because as a monkey, you probably can’t see far beyond your tree branch.

All you care about is the wailing of other Nigerians, monkey, whether it is their wailing that will bring development to your country.

I thought dollar was supposed to be 100 naira at least by now, with the way they were calling us wailing wailers.

Left to a monkey like you, dollar should be 2000 naira, indomie should be 1000 naira and the citizens should WAIL

Then and only then, can you sleep well at night.

Slave trader!
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew:
Kdon2:
When I checked your moniker I wasn't disappointed. You can give what you don't have. I m sorry to say you don't have brain at all. Even your contraction are disaster! grin
Tell your children you were part of the likes that voted Tinubu and Buhari to spite other tribes even to their detriment.

Maybe you are not living in Nigeria, and seeing the decay, but then again, what is a monkeys business with development when it is content to just swing from branch to branch with a good tree to rest.

Look at the other thread of people in Ondo begging for roads to be fixed. Did you see the state of the road? In 2021, see what road looks like. Have you sat down in silence to ponder as to why a road should even get to that level in the first place? This is not a about the road having tiny potholes, but massive gullies. The monkey government watched that road go from tiny potholes to big potholes to gully’s and maybe will only act when the road splits in two.

This is what monkey like you likes for your fellow monkeys I’m sure.

Rubbish.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/67/df/7e/67df7efdc9740c079cf529f77e8d4d58.gif
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 10:38am On Oct 09, 2021
Kdon2:
You are bereft of idea yet you want Nigeria to move forward. ordinary suggestions you can't out forward! SMH
Rubbish, I didn’t even know monkeys could type. I thought your last response was a fluke.

So you mean a Tinubu choosing monkey knows the alphabet?

You will truly be an iconic showroom monkey in the zoo.

You Nigerians are just too dense in your daft ness, hard shell foolishness like unripe coconut, coconut heads.

A person brings bullion van to his house on day before election, but black monkey is here asking “but who else can we choose na”
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 10:35am On Oct 09, 2021
Kdon2:
Don't die rrome your hatred for tinubu!
But your fellow Nigerians are already dieing daily.

100 dead today from terrorist
200 kids captured yesterday
...

Yet black mo key like you keep suckling on baboon Tinubu peenus because of simple vegetable oil

Black monkey, abeg beat your chest
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 10:33am On Oct 09, 2021
NGpatriot:
That was a beautiful and wonderful thing, but I know it's bad for hateful, bitter and disgruntled ipobians.

Fortunately for Nigerians, you ipobs don't get to decide who can or can not be the president of Nigeria....your minuscule votes sef no dey matter in any election to start with, so you people barking like bingo all over the place no mean anything..
They say it’s by the fruits that you know a good tree.

Look at your black monkey Nigeria, see what your so call intelligence in electing the most useless and corrupt leaders has gotten you.

You can’t hide the failure of Nigeria, monkey

Black monkey so called patriot. I’m sure it was people like you that captured their fellow blacks back in the day and sold them to white people


Monkey patriot, yet you country leads in poverty, but monkey is still a patriot that wants to bring in another monkey

White people where right to count black slaves then as half a man instead of a full man.

You black monkeys can’t reason, can’t build, pangolo tin can brains the lots of you have
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 10:28am On Oct 09, 2021
Corporate2020:
Your state nko? Is there any motorable road there? Can you show us the invitation letter that Lagos state government sent to you to come to Lagos? Won't you mind your fuccking business and concentrate on your useless state governor who spent more days in Lagos and Abuja than in the state he is governing?
Lover of destruction.

All the country’s your brothers run to, do their governors leave work to ferry a governor from 20 years ago? As per he is “Jagaban”?

You people just love corruption, and incompetence.

Black man is soooo rotten


Just look at your Nigeria, open gutters litter the streets, no order, no law, your police collect bribe in broad day light, no electricity...

Monkeys that’s what you all are, you can’t reason or think.

Black monkey will now start looking for visa to white man paradise
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 10:24am On Oct 09, 2021
dapolaw:
He is a chartered accountant and CFA fellow with years of working experience with Mobil. He is also an astute politician as well too with track records. He is visionary and with the quality to build talents.


In all the presidents we have had since 1999 aside from Obasanjo.. Who is more qualified than Tinubu? Is it Buhari,Jonathan or Yaradua?
Rubbish!

Which country have you seen that a governor will leave his post to welcome a past governor from years back?

Slave!

Black man is really an animal, almost like a monkey, jumping aimlessly from branch to branch.

Disgusting bunch of backstabbers

That is how your likes captures and sold your own black people to whites for a pittance.
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by VaselineCrew: 10:22am On Oct 09, 2021
Spherical77:
Who would you recommend sir?
So you even have to ask for recommendation before you know not to support someone that brought bullion van to his house?

But what is really wrong with black men?

Are we really animals like white people call us?

Your country is in disarray, dollar almost 600, tha means 100 dollars is now almost 60,000. Insecurity everywhere.

Instead of us to be looking for the best of the best, some are still looking at a Tinubu?


Men, to share a country with people like you is tough.
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerian Tribes Hate Each Other But Refuse To Divide? by VaselineCrew(op): 1:40am On Oct 08, 2021
dig64:
Ask them o
It doesn’t make any sense my brother, none whatsoever.
PoliticsWhy Do Nigerian Tribes Hate Each Other But Refuse To Divide? by VaselineCrew(op): 1:36am On Oct 08, 2021
All day on this forum, one can witness the hate Nigerian tribes have for each other, so why don’t we all just split amicably?

I’ve never seen where you hate someone so much, yet choose to remain in contact with such a person.

Isn’t it common sense?

Or am I missing something?

There is no day, igbos, Yorubas , Hausas... don’t get insulted here, some even wish for the death of the whole tribe.

So you would rather eradicate a whole tribe than have them leave you?

I don’t understand the logic.
PoliticsRe: Chiwetalu Agu: Army Release Statement On Why Nollywood Actor Was Arrested by VaselineCrew: 1:27am On Oct 08, 2021
NGpatriot:
lmao at this useless old man, at your foolish age, no common sense, no wisdom, your only ambition as an elder is to become a jihadi terrorist.

Your sons, mothers, children and fathers are getting slaughtered every second of the day by jihadi ipob terrorist, but your own foolish old age decided to join the jihadi terrorists and even walk around to let the world know that you are part of the jihadi ipob killing squad.

I won't be surprised if this useless and worthless old man is one of the UGM killing his own igbo people.

What a sad and pathetic disgrace.
Supporter of evil!

So wearing Biafra cloth is enough to invoke such hatred in you, chai!

See hatred, red hot, that can only come from the devil, all because a man wore a fabric.
PoliticsRe: Chiwetalu Agu: Army Release Statement On Why Nollywood Actor Was Arrested by VaselineCrew: 1:26am On Oct 08, 2021
NGpatriot:
Me too.

Funny enough, he played the typical overbearing, obnoxious, chauvinistic and misogynistic igbo character.

I know from now on they'll stop casting him or just relegate him to the low value biafra leaning home videos..
Why are you always supporting evil?

Every thread, there you are, hailing oppressors
PoliticsRe: Watch How Nigeria Soldiers Beat Chiwetalu Agu(video) by VaselineCrew: 1:23am On Oct 08, 2021
dwas:
It's not about the cloth, what is he doing around the military checkpoint if not to provoke them. It's like going into lion den, or staying in the middle of express Lane expecting not to be crushed. What business does such an old man expected to be wise dangling himself around the military with a mission.
Sorry to say, SERVE HIM RIGHT.
All this long thing you are writing to support evil soldiers, na wa for black man sha

I’m sure you too are looking for visa to white man land, where there is freedom, but here you are celebrating evil
CrimeRe: Man Narrates His Near Death Experience At The Hands Soldiers by VaselineCrew: 6:49pm On Oct 07, 2021
hedonido:
If we had enough people like him in Nigeria, oppression would reduce significantly.
Pure facts bro! Only 3 soldiers that were in the wrong and the 100 civilians just look on.

Reminds me of when soldiers flogged a disabled man in a wheel chair over camp in the market. That video still makes me sad til date. Not even one person in the whole market said anything.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 7:18am On Oct 07, 2021
From my own experience, the driver loses when he starts the trip late, so I don’t know why people are saying if you start the trip late the driver makes money, na wa.

I once took a trip estimated at 2,500, but I forgot to start the trip till we were close to the destination. My pay turned out to be 700 naira, down from the 2,500 - 2,9000 estimate.

Think about it, why will bolt charge you the estimated charge when the reality is different? It’s like going for a 50km trip and then ending the trip after 1km and expecting bolt to still charge for the 50km.

The only wrong thing I see here is waiting when you haven’t actually reached the pickup point.

Some riders don’t understand how the app works at alllllll. I once told this rider that I’m ending the trip so as to save her money, the. She started arguing, albeit mildly, implying I wanted to cheat her. How can ending the trip and still driving you to your destination be seen as me trying to cheat you? Something you should be saying thank you for.


Anyways, where is cheerful giver? I hope he is hale and hearty!

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