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12 million black monkeys

Na wa for black man

Kdon2:
You ll die of hatred induced hypertension soon.

Honestly, it’s giving me high blood pressure trying to communicate with monkeys like you.

I have a basket full of bananas, so I will try to train you, but obviously, you still may not understand complex communication structures.

dapolaw:
I won't go down this lane with you, you are not really worth it. I can't be wasting my time and data with Vaseline crew.


You really need help.

Coming from someone that will support a person that brought bullion van to his house on a day before election.

You Nigerians are completely and utterly shameless! Naked monkey dancing in the village square yet doesn’t feel any shame.

I am here praying to God to send a righteous leader, free of corruption, with love for his people to come change this country, at least before our eventual break up, but here you are hoping for a Jagaban.

Everything is a joke to you Nigerians.

No good roads, you laugh.
Open gutter with people poo ing inside you laugh.
Dollar at 570,you laugh.
Gully federal roads, you laugh
Police brutality, you laugh.

Everything is owambe for you people.

No standards nothing.

Aren’t you guys tired of all this rubbish?

Is it not people with brain that developed all the countries that you run to with visa?

But over here, all you guys ever do is look for the most corrupt, useless leader to continue to plunder your country

Madness

Buckeyemedia1:
Who is begging for unity?, death to the Secessionist once they have been identified.

Another monkey that will rather kill their partner than let them go.

You want all tribes that want to leave dead?

Na wa for unity beggar on steroids, black baboon with gray hair yet no gray matter.

77up:
Your nightmare is back.
Akanbi Asiwaju omo olodoode

Shey you see what I said. Monkeys can’t see

Abi will it be my nightmare alone, or the nightmare of all Nigerian?

Am I they only one today that is buying dollar at over 500?

My nightmare fa?

As if it’s only me buying expensive foodstuffs or paying expensive bills?

Chai!


Maybe you don’t plan on having children, shey they will still live in Nigeria? Or what is the plan? Monkey!

My prayer though is that your children will have a good life despite their fathers piss poor political decisions.

This one say it is my nightmare, na wa

77up:
The mightiest politician in Africa.

Enemies can only wail , BAT is the greatest politician alive .

Why would a monkey like you care about the cry’s of the citizens?

Because as a monkey, you probably can’t see far beyond your tree branch.

All you care about is the wailing of other Nigerians, monkey, whether it is their wailing that will bring development to your country.

I thought dollar was supposed to be 100 naira at least by now, with the way they were calling us wailing wailers.

Left to a monkey like you, dollar should be 2000 naira, indomie should be 1000 naira and the citizens should WAIL

Then and only then, can you sleep well at night.

Slave trader!

Kdon2:
When I checked your moniker I wasn't disappointed. You can give what you don't have. I m sorry to say you don't have brain at all. Even your contraction are disaster!

Tell your children you were part of the likes that voted Tinubu and Buhari to spite other tribes even to their detriment.

Maybe you are not living in Nigeria, and seeing the decay, but then again, what is a monkeys business with development when it is content to just swing from branch to branch with a good tree to rest.

Look at the other thread of people in Ondo begging for roads to be fixed. Did you see the state of the road? In 2021, see what road looks like. Have you sat down in silence to ponder as to why a road should even get to that level in the first place? This is not a about the road having tiny potholes, but massive gullies. The monkey government watched that road go from tiny potholes to big potholes to gully’s and maybe will only act when the road splits in two.

This is what monkey like you likes for your fellow monkeys I’m sure.

Rubbish.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/67/df/7e/67df7efdc9740c079cf529f77e8d4d58.gif

Kdon2:
You are bereft of idea yet you want Nigeria to move forward. ordinary suggestions you can't out forward! SMH

Rubbish, I didn’t even know monkeys could type. I thought your last response was a fluke.

So you mean a Tinubu choosing monkey knows the alphabet?

You will truly be an iconic showroom monkey in the zoo.

You Nigerians are just too dense in your daft ness, hard shell foolishness like unripe coconut, coconut heads.

A person brings bullion van to his house on day before election, but black monkey is here asking “but who else can we choose na”

Kdon2:
Don't die rrome your hatred for tinubu!

But your fellow Nigerians are already dieing daily.

100 dead today from terrorist
200 kids captured yesterday
...

Yet black mo key like you keep suckling on baboon Tinubu peenus because of simple vegetable oil

Black monkey, abeg beat your chest

NGpatriot:
That was a beautiful and wonderful thing, but I know it's bad for hateful, bitter and disgruntled ipobians.

Fortunately for Nigerians, you ipobs don't get to decide who can or can not be the president of Nigeria....your minuscule votes sef no dey matter in any election to start with, so you people barking like bingo all over the place no mean anything..

They say it’s by the fruits that you know a good tree.

Look at your black monkey Nigeria, see what your so call intelligence in electing the most useless and corrupt leaders has gotten you.

You can’t hide the failure of Nigeria, monkey

Black monkey so called patriot. I’m sure it was people like you that captured their fellow blacks back in the day and sold them to white people


Monkey patriot, yet you country leads in poverty, but monkey is still a patriot that wants to bring in another monkey

White people where right to count black slaves then as half a man instead of a full man.

You black monkeys can’t reason, can’t build, pangolo tin can brains the lots of you have

Corporate2020:
Your state nko? Is there any motorable road there? Can you show us the invitation letter that Lagos state government sent to you to come to Lagos? Won't you mind your fuccking business and concentrate on your useless state governor who spent more days in Lagos and Abuja than in the state he is governing?

Lover of destruction.

All the country’s your brothers run to, do their governors leave work to ferry a governor from 20 years ago? As per he is “Jagaban”?

You people just love corruption, and incompetence.

Black man is soooo rotten


Just look at your Nigeria, open gutters litter the streets, no order, no law, your police collect bribe in broad day light, no electricity...

Monkeys that’s what you all are, you can’t reason or think.

Black monkey will now start looking for visa to white man paradise

dapolaw:
He is a chartered accountant and CFA fellow with years of working experience with Mobil. He is also an astute politician as well too with track records. He is visionary and with the quality to build talents.


In all the presidents we have had since 1999 aside from Obasanjo.. Who is more qualified than Tinubu? Is it Buhari,Jonathan or Yaradua?

Rubbish!

Which country have you seen that a governor will leave his post to welcome a past governor from years back?

Slave!

Black man is really an animal, almost like a monkey, jumping aimlessly from branch to branch.

Disgusting bunch of backstabbers

That is how your likes captures and sold your own black people to whites for a pittance.

Spherical77:
Who would you recommend sir?

So you even have to ask for recommendation before you know not to support someone that brought bullion van to his house?

But what is really wrong with black men?

Are we really animals like white people call us?

Your country is in disarray, dollar almost 600, tha means 100 dollars is now almost 60,000. Insecurity everywhere.

Instead of us to be looking for the best of the best, some are still looking at a Tinubu?


Men, to share a country with people like you is tough.

dig64:
Ask them o

It doesn’t make any sense my brother, none whatsoever.

All day on this forum, one can witness the hate Nigerian tribes have for each other, so why don’t we all just split amicably?

I’ve never seen where you hate someone so much, yet choose to remain in contact with such a person.

Isn’t it common sense?

Or am I missing something?

There is no day, igbos, Yorubas , Hausas... don’t get insulted here, some even wish for the death of the whole tribe.

So you would rather eradicate a whole tribe than have them leave you?

I don’t understand the logic.

NGpatriot:
lmao at this useless old man, at your foolish age, no common sense, no wisdom, your only ambition as an elder is to become a jihadi terrorist.

Your sons, mothers, children and fathers are getting slaughtered every second of the day by jihadi ipob terrorist, but your own foolish old age decided to join the jihadi terrorists and even walk around to let the world know that you are part of the jihadi ipob killing squad.

I won't be surprised if this useless and worthless old man is one of the UGM killing his own igbo people.

What a sad and pathetic disgrace.

Supporter of evil!

So wearing Biafra cloth is enough to invoke such hatred in you, chai!

See hatred, red hot, that can only come from the devil, all because a man wore a fabric.

NGpatriot:
Me too.

Funny enough, he played the typical overbearing, obnoxious, chauvinistic and misogynistic igbo character.

I know from now on they'll stop casting him or just relegate him to the low value biafra leaning home videos..

Why are you always supporting evil?

Every thread, there you are, hailing oppressors

dwas:
It's not about the cloth, what is he doing around the military checkpoint if not to provoke them. It's like going into lion den, or staying in the middle of express Lane expecting not to be crushed. What business does such an old man expected to be wise dangling himself around the military with a mission.
Sorry to say, SERVE HIM RIGHT.

All this long thing you are writing to support evil soldiers, na wa for black man sha

I’m sure you too are looking for visa to white man land, where there is freedom, but here you are celebrating evil

hedonido:
If we had enough people like him in Nigeria, oppression would reduce significantly.

Pure facts bro! Only 3 soldiers that were in the wrong and the 100 civilians just look on.

Reminds me of when soldiers flogged a disabled man in a wheel chair over camp in the market. That video still makes me sad til date. Not even one person in the whole market said anything.

From my own experience, the driver loses when he starts the trip late, so I don’t know why people are saying if you start the trip late the driver makes money, na wa.

I once took a trip estimated at 2,500, but I forgot to start the trip till we were close to the destination. My pay turned out to be 700 naira, down from the 2,500 - 2,9000 estimate.

Think about it, why will bolt charge you the estimated charge when the reality is different? It’s like going for a 50km trip and then ending the trip after 1km and expecting bolt to still charge for the 50km.

The only wrong thing I see here is waiting when you haven’t actually reached the pickup point.

Some riders don’t understand how the app works at alllllll. I once told this rider that I’m ending the trip so as to save her money, the. She started arguing, albeit mildly, implying I wanted to cheat her. How can ending the trip and still driving you to your destination be seen as me trying to cheat you? Something you should be saying thank you for.


Anyways, where is cheerful giver? I hope he is hale and hearty!

Don’t know if you guys have heard the story of the Tower of Babel.

The story goes in summary, that the people of the earth spoke one language and had a unity of purpose, and with that great unity, they proudly believed they could build a tower to the heavens, until God scattered them into different languages, causing confusion amongst the people (please forgive me if I messed up the story).

This story shows amongst other things, the importance of unity and the feats a United people can accomplish.

Now compare that to the confusion that erupted after they were cast into different languages, and could barely understand themselves, yet alone, unify to achieve their project.

This story to me is synonymous with current day Nigeria, or at least has some similarities in terms of unity. We are a vastly different people in this country, with so many tribes speaking so many languages, and it seems we are confused.

We have no unity in terms of language spoken or in terms of purpose. We are like the builders of the tower after they were cast into confusion.

Most countries doing great have a strong sense of unity in terms of language and purpose. In the United States of America, English is the major language spoken. There might be a few that speak Spanish, but the main language is English and you can’t expect to go far if you don’t speak it. Then there is unity of purpose, as those in New York all the way down to Texas all scream, U S A, U S A, U S A... the Texan doesn’t fancy himself more American than the person from New York. They don’t ask you were your father was born before you can be elected into a political office.

Juxtapose that with Nigeria where different tribes see each other as their tribes first before their nationality. A place were you must be from a certain tribe before being elected into office, all while still being in a so called country.

We were “unified” by colonialists, who did that strictly for profit, we didn’t all come together with our different languages and tribes to negotiate a unity.

Our confusion in lack of unity clearly shows in our economy, our infrastructure, and social norms. Even elections are mostly based on the tribe of the candidate, not what the candidate has to offer. “It must go to the south”, “no the north”, “Yoruba 2023”, “its igbos turn”...and on and on the confused denizens argue without even stopping to consider a purpose, an agenda, policy and so on. This is what confusion breeds, you leave the issues that need to be solved, for issues of language and tribe, which doesn’t solve real world problems.

Proof:

On this very nairaland, we always hear news about some Nigerian holding political office abroad.

The name checkers even come out to rejoice, shouting Yoruba or Igbo

but...

No white man can ever get elected in Nigeria, in fact, you can’t get elected in Nigeria unless your tribe is native to the region. Like a northerner becoming Lagos governor or a Yoruba man becoming Anambra governor, even if these contestants have lived there all their lives.

You people are racist to the core!!

Also, no one hates black people more than black people, not whites, not Asians or Hispanics. Blacks are blacks own worst enemies.

As a black man and a Nigerian specifically, you stand a better chance at a better life among whites people than you do among your fellow blacks.

Even during the slave trade era, it was black people that captured and sold their fellow blacks to white people. Look at Madam Tinubu, the slave trader for instance. If I was a white slave buyer at the time, would I waste my energy to capture slaves or simply purchase my slaves from her?

Finally, look at the way the government denies its citizens basic infrastructure; roads, water... even places like Victoria island don’t get water from the state, talk less of other remote areas. They are so so wicked to the people they govern, almost like they want their people to fail and suffer, where as whites mostly provide infrastructure for their people to aid success and a better life.

So as a Nigerian, don’t you ever dare call a white man a racist, with your imported phone, and internet, because frankly, it just makes you sound like a hypocrite.

What exactly are his achievements?

Dollar is almost 600 naira now

Nigerians and hype sha, I though this guy is already in government?

So the current government is failing but you choice is still a major part of the failing government?

Buhari did not make the list?

I’m sure these dictators can get elected here in Nigeria with the way our people reason.

They will call you a wailing wailer if you tell them that they should not elect Idi Amin.

They will elect them to spite other tribes, so they can laugh, forgetting they would still fall under the umbrella of bad governance.

When you tell them to elect a first class grad from Harvard, Unilag and the likes, or a professional from the private sector with a great heart or other worthy leaders, they will tell you that you are wasting your vote and that Idi Amin is very popular, who can defeat him?

The 2 popular corrupt parties will field Idi Amin and Josef Stalin, and Nigerians will believe that THEY MUST PICK ONE OF THESE TWO, as if they are barred from selecting another person from somewhere else.

Then they will dance owambe on Election Day, eat rice and stew, with goat meat and beer, filling their tummies up, in preparation for the suffering to come from choosing a bad leader.

Salute to you Nigerians. Tinubu warriors and Atikulators, Buharidians and Iborians. You are all truly a special breed.

tctrills:
You think Nigeria is the only country with greedy people?
The airport is government property, all those imposing fines are government agencies.
Let's not chase shadows. Same with the seaport. People are only greedy because of our failed system.
What our country needs is good leaders. We cannot stop people from being greedy but we can vote for better leaders.

As in... I don’t know why it’s hard for Nigerians to understand that they need great great leaders.

See dem already campaigning for the likes of Tinubu and Atiku, and you just wonder, then they will come back and complain that Nigeria is not working, but were the ones dancing owambe when picking corrupt people during elections as if it’s a party.

Look at the Tinubu vs Atiku thread, with over 15 pages, see dem, arguing and arguing over two corrupt past leaders. I just don’t understand the mindset of a typical Nigerian sometimes.

It’s almost as if no one wants this country to succeed.

Just one leader with a pure heart is enough to inspire soooo much good and positive change, yet they always always select past dictators and past corrupt people or the offspring of political godfathers.

Just yesterday, I saw cars and bikes driving on the sidewalk were pedestrians are supposed to walk and I almost started crying. It means our country is now soooo lawless, as in absolutely lawless, for something like that to happen unchallenged by police or any other law enforcement officer.

Imagine going to Dubai or America and you start driving on the sidewalk we’re people are walking. Wont you be arrested ASAP? But here it’s just a normal thing in such a lawless nation. I don’t want to be sad, but sigh, I’m almost in tears again typing this.

It’s so sad being a Nigerian sometimes and having to listen to other Nigerians continue to support a totally lawless nation by their candidate choices.

yuping:
My brother I can feel your pain I'm also in pain but we are here with people who only think about their village person being in power whatever happen next is none of their bussiness.
Only if they know that Nigeria can never get better by still voting all this old politician.
I have enemies already because I don't support APC or PDP even at the office my own state and kins men don't like me anymore.
Make I arrange my visa leave this bush for them.

as in...

I pray you achieve your dreams abeg

A party leader that brought bullion vans (plural) to his house a DAY BEFORE AN ELECTION.

I was on this thread reading comments, and see how the top comment on the first page with over a hundred likes is a comment in support of a Tinubu presidency.

https://www.nairaland.com/6761567/2023-presidency-waiting-tinubu-decide/2

I really don’t understand how the minds of Nigerians work.

You guys never care about development, the welfare of your country or even immediate society. Do you see how tough things are now? Dollar is about 550 or so, and prices of goods are shooting through the roof, whereas infrastructure like electricity and good roads with closed drainages are still lacking, together with so many other issues.

Someone on that thread was only doing math, stating how Tinubu will get the majority of Yoruba votes as he is their son. So if your son becomes president, will that immediately change the dollar rate? Will that collapse food prices? So you will just vote for someone because he is your “son”, even if that means you continue to suffer? What is the benefit then? Bragging on an empty stomach?

I tire for Naija men. The way we choose leaders always reminds me of the MMM fiasco, were the majority of people on nairaland threads, it seems, where always brutally supporting MMM and cursing the few people who could see that MMM was indeed a scam an a very obvious one at that, yet all you would be hearing then from the supporters of MMM was “you don’t understand get help and bla bla bla”

Why are obvious things made so complicated in Naija? This is a man who as I said earlier, brought 2 bullion vans to his house before an election, yet you will overlook this very obvious malfeasance. All the countries that your brothers and sisters run to, awon Canada and the rest, even U.K that your Tinubu is now, is that how their leaders bring bullion vans to their house before elections? Yet you still don’t care.

You don’t care at all about having good roads, without open rotting gutters, a great police and military force, advancements in technology, agriculture and healthcare, you don’t care about the economy, nothing, all you care about is that your corrupt son is there, even if that means you die of hunger (which I pray against), I mean come on!

Even if I tell you that if you are successful in electing a Tinubu, Atiku or whatever other rubbish candidate that Nigeria will get worse, you will still go ahead and do so. But why?

Why are you all so programmed to pick the worst of the worst? Why are you programmed to pick the candidates you know for sure will further bastardize your society. Unless of course you believe you are animals that don’t deserve a decent society like most white countries.

Why can’t you go to Unilag or Harvard university and start grooming a leader with first class or summa cum laude since Nigeria as of now need the best of the best of the best.

Na wa for una, a special breed indeed.

davit:
Bro, move on. It is just an eye opener as to why some drivers on Bolt for instance get blocked. Stupid riders with entitled mentality.

Yup! Even today, some girl already tested my patience on indriver, by stopping to buy food. I just sucked it up and kept it moving.

Getting my car cleaned for another bolt trip.

God bless guys!

CheerfulGiver:
It's usually the main reason. To please onlookers because some of them can't really afford to use bolt all day. So the day they manage to use it, the whole street must know. Think of it like the mentality behind the "I pass my neighbor" generator. If only one neighbor owns that shit_ box, he is king.

So after dressing and making up, you made her pull the door handle more than twice, made her knock kpor kpor kpor on the window, and then you made her pass an examination, before letting her in. Do you know the many times she felt like entering the ground?

Kicking a rude arse out is a rewarding feeling especially if your car is clean and you look clean and polished. I always position myself to not being at fault in case street people gather.

Hahahah, oh my days!

This made me laugh soo hard. I feel you boss.

Pearl1910:
The moment u r acting angry, loud or wired before I start trip I am not picking u even if u r inside already. U shouldn't have even started the trip, but I guess the money they chook ur eyes Learn from your experience

Hahaha, the money was definitely chooking my eyes combined with the destination back to my area.

Honestly though sometimes it may not be worth it, but other times, it’s like you just have to suck it up till trip ends.

I have canceled only one shouter and that was over the phone, when she kept shouting where are you, where are you, where are you, even with me giving her street by street updates, being like 2 minutes away. I just told her, “sorry babe, but I’m canceling”, cause my mind was telling me that the prospective trip might be extremely difficult with such a rider.

CheerfulGiver:
She felt embarrassed that you locked her out and the only way she felt she could get back at you was through what she did.

Me Sha, I'm never embarking on that trip. Have never picked, or gone to pick any shouter over the phone. Have never completed a trip with a shouter. Always doesn't end well. Always. There is no diplomacy. I once picked a surge trip request from ago palace to Ajah. Got to the hotel and they loaded their stuff in the boot. I even helped them load their stuff. Woman with a baby started shouting over my supposed route. Maybe she mistook me for her husband. I didn't wait to find out. Got to the street junction, parked and told them to get the fvck out. Everyone I've ever walked out of my car has been a shouter, except on one occasion where the stupid girl put her legs on my dashboard.

You shout at me, I shout back, I walk you out. Then I report your skanky arse to bolt before I leave that spot. I don't beg. Too many trips to complete for someone to hold me ransom over one, with their uncouthness.

Thanks for stating your experiences bro!

I wonder why she would feel embarrassed, unless of course she wanted it to feel like it was her personal car to onlookers; that’s the only explanation I can come up with, if indeed she felt embarrassed.

I will start screening my indriver riders a bit more, cause I’ve seen here that you and others have kicked people out, so it’s not like it’s a new thing.