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PoliticsRe: Buhari Mourns Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe Ex-President by VaselineCrew: 11:25am On Sep 06, 2019
Is it not the same Zimbabwe that was using millions of their currency to buy bread?

All of a sudden, he was a great leader?

RIP to him, but it doesn’t change the fact that he was a typical African dictator, more in love with power that good governance.

CelebritiesRe: Xenophobic Attacks: Wizkid Slams Celebrities For Dumb Stupid Comments by VaselineCrew: 1:11pm On Sep 04, 2019
Why can't we have law and order in Nigeria?

How can agberos be destroying peoples vehicles and just go scot free?

When will law and order be paramount in this country for goodness sake?
CelebritiesRe: Xenophobic Attacks: Wizkid Slams Celebrities For Dumb Stupid Comments by VaselineCrew: 1:09pm On Sep 04, 2019
Nigerians yesterday were maiming and hurting other Nigerians in response to South Africans maiming Nigerians.

You can't make this shhh up, for real.
BusinessRe: #Xenophobia; Tight Security At Shoprite Lekki As Shop Owners Count Loses by VaselineCrew: 1:07pm On Sep 04, 2019
Fogman:
In as much as I don't encourage violence, let South Africans knows that nobody has monopoly of violence
Nobody has monopoly of violence, but then, Nigerians are being violent against themselves. Does that even make sense brah?
CrimeRe: 'Bullets Flying Everywhere, Soldiers Engage Looters At Sangotedo Mall - Lady by VaselineCrew: 12:24pm On Sep 04, 2019
Someone sent me a video of these hoodlums yesterday gathering to stone one suv that was in traffic.

I was just so sad. The occupants had to abandon their suv and run, before police eventually came to their rescue.

So to defend Nigerians honor in South Africa, you are going to further harass Nigerians here by stoning their vehicles and looting their means of livelihood? Or you are going to stone any white person, even if that person may be American or British? Where the people looting and maiming Nigerians in South Africa white?

Men Nigerians can be something else sometimes.

Any small chaos in Nigeria and these area boys just come out from their hiding spots and start destroying vehicles, stealing peoples property, maiming people, it's just so sad really.

I wish I could post the video here for you guys to see how barbaric it was.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Angry Youths Set MTN Office On Fire by VaselineCrew: 2:27am On Sep 04, 2019
baby124:
They are losing a lot. The goods in Shoprite are owned by Shoprite. Last last a few jobs will be lost but this will hit the SA owners hard. MTN office may be franchised if it’s not their head office, but most franchises are stocked with parent company equipment and supplies.
Actually, the goods in Shoprite are mostly owned by Nigerians.

Check any food item for instance, like cashew nuts and check the back, it will most likely say, "Packaged in Lagos".

In fact, almost all the peanuts(groundnuts), cashews and so on are made in Nigeria.

What sellers do, is they have a contract with Shoprite to display and sell their items and probably remit a portion of their sales back to shoprite, sort of like how sellers sell on Konga and Jumia.

So if you had say popcorn that you made and packaged in your house, you could list them on the shelves of Shoprite after working out a deal with management.

Even the beef and chicken they sell are slaughtered in Nigeria as well.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 2:45pm On Aug 27, 2019
Hundreds of pages and still no updates? Chai!

[img]https:///media/8-27-2019/RrQzV9.gif[/img]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 2:38pm On Jul 18, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
Proponents of the "access theory" would soon ask you to post evidence corroborating the claims that you've received alert just today...
abeg, i'm going to enjoy the money after work.

fried chicken and jellof rice tinz.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 1:40pm On Jul 18, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
Return it o...

Access theory is real o
lol, you guys are funny
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 1:30pm On Jul 18, 2019
hmmm, I just got an alert now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 10:17pm On Jul 06, 2019
australiandream:
I applied for the same role.. They did not ask any question from my CV, but asked field related question on SIL & SIS.. Then more of maintenance planning/scheduling questions.. I suspect the maintenance person in my panel was a maintenance planning engineer angry
That’s what I’m talking about, Safety Instrumentation Systems, a protective layer above the plants DCS.

Wish I had such questions. They were asking me Computer Engineering questions, like what is OLE, sigh �
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 6:48pm On Jul 06, 2019
Enireqx20:
From your interview number, check the P there. For example, mine was P30 and panel 30 interviewed me
Thank you Dear!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2019
get2udex:
Guys, Calm down tips:

You are in competition with only your Local government folks (At least, one per LGA unless in special cases where there are two exceptional scores from same LGA, both will be congratulated)... This is my thought right now, though

we have about 774 LGAs in Nigeria...

then special case scenarios.

If you are an EH Engineering, holla.

wink wink smiley smiley
How did you know your panel number bro?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 5:04pm On Jul 06, 2019
How did you guys know your panel number?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 5:03pm On Jul 06, 2019
Hey, please does anyone know how to tell the panel numbers
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 5:03pm On Jul 06, 2019
SenatorJChris:
It's one of those things bro. Shit happens sometimes. Keep believing. I had similar experience too. Cheers
Thanks bro! Wish you success in this process
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 3:31pm On Jul 06, 2019
flowwolf09:
I had 8 questions and out of the 8, 2 questions had a,b,c. Which is a total of 12.
Wow!! I wish I had more questions myself

I think that’s a great sign, congratulations
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 3:25pm On Jul 06, 2019
Macgyver1:
Bros use your Vaseline, everywhere good..
I can’t even laugh sef
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 3:24pm On Jul 06, 2019
CircleOfWilis:
God will surprise u.....Work with faith
I pray so bro cry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 3:09pm On Jul 06, 2019
I feel like crying
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 3:09pm On Jul 06, 2019
My experience was not a good one, EH

Only knew the answer to 3 out of the 5 questions asked.

I applied for instrumentation engineering and not even one question was from my field.
PoliticsRe: LASTMA Goes Tough, Begins N200,000 Penalty Regime- Statereporter News by VaselineCrew: 1:18pm On Jun 17, 2019
Maybe Nigeria was never meant to have smart/intelligent leaders! Such a disorganized country. Everything is disorganized.

I just went to the passport office to collect my passport and do you know how they give out ready passports? They just bring passports out and start shouting the names on the passport? Likehuh Gosh!!! Why are we so animalistic in this country with no intelligent and caring leaders? Wouldn't it be better to have everyone coming for a passport receive a number on arrival and then they all get served based on that number?

Same with all this traffic chaos everywhere in Nigeria. Why do you have lasma, frsc, vio, bla bla bla all doing the work of the police forcehuh I thought they just gave the police new "112" cars and initially I saw them used well in pulling erring drivers over, but alas, like everything else in this shhhithole, they have reverted back to doing nothing.

So lasmas job is to STAND at junctions and dive in front of erring drivers abihuh Okay, I got you.


Dumb useless country and mostly stupid populace who continue to vote for mediocrity just cause of tribe. Die with your useless tribes, ediots, most of you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 7:54am On Jun 02, 2019
abuhson:
From my experience during my UG days you will always have people like what have been seeing here, bro don't be scared hold ur ground trust ur wits and let Grace speak for uu, no be who read or who talk nahim pass exams na who pass exams nahim know book, so leave all those saying this one right this one wrong, they just won't change even though they are doing their Phd they will always be like that...

My advice is God is God
I feel you bro, I think I'm done reviewing my test. Some missed questions just popped into my head while I was asleep, but yeah, I think I'm done. I'll leave the rest to God.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 7:09am On Jun 02, 2019
I'm already seeing many missed questions on my test, God help me.

Local government laws, egg shape, swahili...

Abeg make I no begin shed tears here ooo



cry cry

too late cry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 7:08am On Jun 02, 2019
nevergiveup1:
Yes, I am for EH and I got the Combination Qs. I solved both and my answers were 210 and 84 for 2 included & 3 excluded respectively. I finished within 33 minutes, Lagos Centre.
Nice one! Though I thought the question said 3 included, not excluded.

I did however arrive at 84 as well, but it's funny because I arrived at 84 using included, not excluded.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 9:09pm On Jun 01, 2019
answering multiple choice questions like
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 9:03pm On Jun 01, 2019
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 4:34pm On Jun 01, 2019
luvhenry:
The Ikorodu centre was hell!!!. How on earth did somebody organise a test there.
Wherer? Elite Center?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 3:14pm On Jun 01, 2019
Enireqx20:
All these wahala for nothing. Well done though
lol, sigh, here I was dreaming about cubes and spheres
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 3:11pm On Jun 01, 2019
men, so swhahili is not spoken by south africans? chai

first bagaun embarassed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 2:43pm On Jun 01, 2019
1samm:
that is d point I was trying to make wen I said 8am exams was probably cheaper than 10am cos there was no combination questions or anything like that!!..one was abt ratios, 3 were basic stats like finding median and reading simple bar charts!!
I took the 8am as well.

I didn't come across any median or mode, so really I guess the questions were a bit different.

We had a combinations problem were you had to select the number of ways 6 people from a group of 12 could be selected, if 2 particular people are always to be selected.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VaselineCrew: 2:36pm On Jun 01, 2019
1samm:
am not trying to impress anybody or showoff!!..I only stated facts!!..the maths question were fractions, ratios, and simple statistics!!..the Current affairs were very cheap too dat at a point I had to call a technical staff to check my questions wether I mistakenly got jamb rather than nnpc!!
I got to d final stages of d DPR recruitment so I know tough questions wen I see one!!
how did you crack the combination(statistics) problem?

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