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PoliticsWhy Should Law Makers Get Cars For Making Laws? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
I don’t understand why these set you of people need cars purchased for them do their jobs.

Why does Nigeria ever need to buy a car for a person making a law? What is that car to be used for?

A person making a law should be able to pay for their own car from their salary.

We the electorate are their ultimate bosses and we need to say “NO” to this kind of extravagance.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by VaselineCrew: 12:09pm On Mar 29, 2020
I'm just shocked how Nigerians are endorsing this behaviour

may sickness not fall on your heads because of your inability to feel even an iota of compassion
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by VaselineCrew: 12:07pm On Mar 29, 2020
YoungBlackRico:
So their first and only response is to be shouting "God forbid, Coronavirus is not my portion, security come and send them away"? Even if you won't let them disembark, why not turn them back(refer them to the right place) in a sensible and professional manner? Not surprised at y'all responses, it's how you guys act in your various places of work...it's in the blood. This is Nigeria...bunch of unprofessional idiots.
Don't mind them and people supporting them. So very unprofessional as in

but Nigerians can be heartless sha, see dem supporting such bad treatment of sick people as if they themselves can't or won't fall sick one day

maybe if it happened to them and while they were fatigued and being dragged to a closeby hospital, the workers there too reject them in the most crude manner, maybe thats when they'll learn to have some compassion
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by VaselineCrew: 12:04pm On Mar 29, 2020
ChybuzzDD:
That's how most of you talk stupidly without having the basic information.
Why not first ask if they have PPE in that hospital? I hope you know what PPE is?
Without it, no one has any business attending to a suspected case of Covid-19.
Most general hospitals in Nigeria don't even have hand gloves, let alone PPEs.
Your guys are ignorantly focusing on the health workers who are given nothing to work with, instead of on the government which has failed to equip the hospitals.
na wa, lets just hope naija doesn't reach 100s of thousands of cases

cause who will treat you? since you are already supporting hospitals turning away patients
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by VaselineCrew: 12:03pm On Mar 29, 2020
Onebottle:
Go and close the hospital na
Which equipment have you given gdh
Didnt you hear them saying here is not IDH
Make them take malaria drug fight coro?
so when IDH runs out of spaces, then what?

no more hospitals for the masses for corona virus?

this naija sha
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by VaselineCrew: 12:00pm On Mar 29, 2020
Na wa oo

see people saying that no health worker should take chance with corona virus in naija

so if it spreads to you, who will take care of you?
Foreign AffairsRe: Americans To Get N441,000 Each As Trump Signs Historic $2.2trn Financial Stimulu by VaselineCrew: 6:59am On Mar 28, 2020
while in Nigeria, law makers gift themselves gift themselves N12,3000,000.00 vehicles each

talk about the Upside Down Place, Naija, the land of stranger things
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To ₦410 Per Dollar As Local Currency Weakens by VaselineCrew: 6:54am On Mar 28, 2020
etrouble:
This hatred and bitterness that your parents planted in you is the reason why you are sad, miserable and depressed. I support Buhari. The idiots and sophisticated morons you mentioned up there are your parents.

Goatluck Jonathan, Diezani Alison-Madueke and that World Bank Fraudster Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla ran the country into recession the other time and you and your family into depression and suicide.

Currently, there is World Economy Meltdown due to Corona Virus pandemic and Nigeria isn't an exception.
see dem, that is how they were cursing N216 to $1 in 2015

guy you have no case abeg

PoliticsRe: The Love For Buhari Is Mesmerizing And Almost Unreal by VaselineCrew: 6:52am On Mar 28, 2020
sweetsell:
Are you saying those educated in Nigeria have no knowledge of how to influence the uneducated ones to make beta choices or you are just being delusional ?
how do we educate this guys for instance, that he doesn't need to swim in gutter for buhari?

these are the types of challenges we face

CelebritiesRe: We Did Not Vote Buhari On Twitter-bbn Tasha Blasts Buhari Approach To Covid19 by VaselineCrew: 6:43am On Mar 28, 2020
while she speaks the truth, all some ignorant people will have to say is to call her names
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To ₦410 Per Dollar As Local Currency Weakens by VaselineCrew: 6:40am On Mar 28, 2020
and APC promised heaven on earth
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To ₦410 Per Dollar As Local Currency Weakens by VaselineCrew:
Nigeria needs leadership now more than ever

We need intelligent leaders, with very high IQs and love for their country and states

Not leaders that will allocate cars to themselves, when other countries are scrambling to invent makeshift ventilators due to low supply

Not leaders that will abandon their own countries hospital for more than two months in London

God will definitely see all of us through these trying times, but let us not mock God by remaining foolish in our decisions.

PoliticsRe: Reps Take Delivery Of Exotic Cars, Begin Distribution by VaselineCrew: 1:20pm On Mar 27, 2020
gaskiyamagana:
Una no see anything. CORONAVIRUS BONUS is the pipe line for dem. Continue shouting here. 2023 is around the corner. Na dis Forum again you will see large figure for LIKE over stupid statement.
like "tinubu for 2023", or "atiku 2023" abi

and such posts will get majority of the likes

most of the masses also need a brain reset
PoliticsRe: Reps Take Delivery Of Exotic Cars, Begin Distribution by VaselineCrew: 1:13pm On Mar 27, 2020
OROSUNBOLB:
Nigerians !!! Why are we this weak and too fearful ? Why,why ? These handful of insensitive and very heartless people are oppressing us and still robbing it on our faces without any care !

In the midst of pandemic that is very likely to increase at an exponential rate whereas our hospitals are not adequately equipped to combat it, yet these monkeys are purchasing exotic cars !

Nigerians are a weak and highly gullible people. A certain Sowore called for revolution to address this daylight robbery once and for all,but some Nigerians started calling him names; we chickened out !

Anyway,Corona is here to address some of our imbalances in this country.
i remember what people were saying about sowores revolution, that he was selfish, that he was yoruba, that he was ijaw, that he lost election

how they vehemently put down a man that had the balls to fight for us
PoliticsRe: Reps Take Delivery Of Exotic Cars, Begin Distribution by VaselineCrew: 1:09pm On Mar 27, 2020
EagleNest:
When is Nigerians going to take action on this day light abuse of our money in the name of doing legislation. Which other country waste money like this?
cars just for making law, we need to do something, I just don't know what
PoliticsRe: Reps Take Delivery Of Exotic Cars, Begin Distribution by VaselineCrew: 1:00pm On Mar 27, 2020
Holamilekan97:
Revolution. Who's in??
at this point, we should all be in. I'm almost in tears right now, feeling so helpless
PoliticsRe: Reps Take Delivery Of Exotic Cars, Begin Distribution by VaselineCrew: 12:59pm On Mar 27, 2020
what can we do about it?

can we match over there and drive these guys away?

seriously, what is our solution. we can't take this any longer
PoliticsRe: Where Is Buhari Trending On Twitter by VaselineCrew(op): 4:00am On Mar 27, 2020
WorkSmartEdu:
Very typical of the lazy nigerian yooth. Online warriors but very docile beings...
Let them keep trending a very pertinent question at this perilous time...Mtcheeww nonsense and trending!
At least they are asking the right questions, that's a step in the right direction

mass enlightenment
PoliticsRe: Where Is Buhari Trending On Twitter by VaselineCrew(op): 3:42am On Mar 27, 2020
more...

PoliticsWhere Is Buhari Trending On Twitter by VaselineCrew(op):
on twitter now

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Protect Buhari Against Covid-19, Says Gimba Kakanda by VaselineCrew: 7:53pm On Mar 26, 2020
but won't the president eventually step down?

...

maybe we should really be re-colonized, cause truly, other vultures, i.e tinubu and the rest and hovering over the alpha vultures i.e buhari and dem, presently feasting on the rotting flesh of Nigeria.

we need antibiotics in the form of sowore, moghalu or even an accomplished white administrator, yes I said it, bring a competent white man from Harvard to come and lead. In fact, maybe they should bring white men for all the states and local governments.

if you are claiming black and proud, then why do you accept the name "Nigeria" that was given to you by a white man? why do you use their devices? why do you run away to their land at the slightest opportunity?

if you are claiming black and proud, why do you keep electing the worst of the worst, like buhari to lead you? you did not see highly intelligent Nigerians to choose from, you had to dance half naked in the market square at the mention of your certificate-less lord, some returning to their natural habitats by swimming in gutters, others bruising their own skins for the love of their tormentor.

sick and twisted electorate, spits
PoliticsRe: Two Events Made Me Realise There're More Stupid People In Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 7:38pm On Mar 26, 2020
surgical:
The worst is them coming to his defence despite his negative scores on the job as if he is just voted to enjoy the spoils of office without doing the corresponding work
Those supporters are confirmed idiots
As in, no work, he can't even address the nation

He is just hiding somewhere, na wa
PoliticsRe: Two Events Made Me Realise There're More Stupid People In Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 7:24pm On Mar 26, 2020
I still cannot understand the Buhari one till tomorrow

You went and brought a relic from history, one that got power through the barrel of a gun and brought him back in a democracy?

Like we were out of options, but to elect a former dictator

Naija na wa
PoliticsRe: BRT Terminal Ikorodu Earlier. Quarantine Or Social Distancing Can’t Work In Naij by VaselineCrew: 3:51pm On Mar 26, 2020
Tetrahedron:
Nigeria as a nation is overdue for an overhaul!!!
The zoo must fall
we need the best of the best of the best, at all positions in Nigeria

but often times, we get the worst of the worst of the worst

buses that should be stopping at scheduled intervals no matter what, like say every 15 to 30 minutes

but how will they do that, when there aren't enough buses and even if they were, the traffic will not allow them

Nigerians don't even have lanes on majority of their roads and when you bring up lane discipline, other will look at you, as if you are forming yankee guy, not knowing that the devil lies in the details. 70% of traffic problems in a city like Lagos for instance can be solved by having Extreme lane discipline. What does this mean?

This means:
1) Every car stays within their lanes.

2) Cars are not allowed to be in two lanes at once, cause when this occurs, they are essentially impeding traffic of the two lanes behind.

3) Every time a lane change is to occur, a driver must signal before making said lane change.

4) The shoulder of the roads are to be used for emergency vehicles only.

5) No driving on the side walks.

6) No forming of extra lanes during high traffic peroids.

...

Enforce these laws and watch traffic in Lagos melt away to a more controllable level.

Buy more buses with improved driving Law and Order and watch how the buses make it to their designated stops on time, each and every time.


I get tired of talking about common sense issues in Nigeria, cause it seems the more things make sense, the harder it is or Nigeria to execute them, sigh
PoliticsRe: Fruit Sellers Caught Washing Fruits With Gutter Water by VaselineCrew: 3:40pm On Mar 26, 2020
GentRoyal:
How much is a gallon of clean water, for God's sake.
cry cry
must they even wash it sef?

I'm inclined to believe that these guys are of malintent

I mean, i'd rather buy the fruits unwashed, straight from the harvest, than buy fruits washed with gutter water
PoliticsRe: Fruit Sellers Caught Washing Fruits With Gutter Water by VaselineCrew: 3:38pm On Mar 26, 2020
men, na to buy fruits from shoprite remain ooo

if it's only one video i've seen of these guys washing fruits inside gutter, I'd say okay maybe it's just that one guy

but now i've seen way too many videos not to take this shhh seriously

I was even tempted to eat salad with veggies i brought from market, but i said during this peroid, all my raw veggies have to pass through hot water in the pot, by fire by force. even if it's only 20 percent of nutrient left, thats enough for me.

only raw fruits i can consider for now are oranges

lets all take care and be watchful
PoliticsWhy Won't Buhari Reassure Nigerians by VaselineCrew(op): 6:51pm On Mar 25, 2020
What kind of leader is this that we can't even hear from him during this period of crisis?

Even worse are those myopic supporters that say things like "Must he address Nigerians?", "what will his reassurance do for you"

like, are you kidding?

So you president doesn't need to be seen, he doesn't need to make speeches, he doesn't need to reassure Nigerians, he doesn't need to give account to the electorate...

So why in the world is he the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria?

Was he elected president just to stay in his room out of view of Nigerians?
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Has Commenced Disinfection Of Bus Stops And Motor Parks by VaselineCrew: 2:45pm On Mar 25, 2020
The question is, do buses even stop at the designated bus stops?

you will see danfo stop on the road, blocking the third lane, where as they could simply veer into their bus stop, thereby allowing free flowing traffic behind them.

Why is this never enforced?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:33pm On Mar 20, 2020
So tell me, how will the loan for this project be paid back?

Something that was supposed to already be generating revenue since 2013, is still not complete and hasn’t generated a single dime in revenue.

Do you guys see how the loans given to Nigeria are used? They will tell you it’s for this huge project, but check back in a decade and they will give you 20 reasons why the project could not be completed. Those reasons, they did not know them before they took the loan ba?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:24pm On Mar 20, 2020
This is how they take loans for projects in millions and billions of dollars for projects that they never finish.

Yet Nigeria becomes stuck with huge loans, low oil prices, lack of revenue diversification and of course, unfinished projects.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:19pm On Mar 20, 2020
Its 2020, still waiting for the rail that was supposed to be open in 2013
PoliticsRe: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by VaselineCrew: 12:19pm On Mar 20, 2020
This thread is hilarious.

Let me also find a throwback

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