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You no like me. But I still come as you dey cut dudu oshun soap. Na him i dey use. Employ me as your accountant na.

Don't go and tell him. He might think otherwise. Spend days to stand in the gap for him.

@princeeze1
Are you now born again seeing that God has used simple prayers from a pastor from one of the churches that you guys mock so much in social media. You spent nothing there but you went about spending so much on false prophets, pastors and shrines.

Nothing bad about it. The bane of blackman is that everyone wants to lead. Some people are born leaders while others are made leaders.

There are others that are not leaders but they are the backbone of leaders. You are one of them. They don't like spotlight but they prefer doing what they know how to do best quietly.

Those behind the success in advanced economies are not too popular. No leader succeeds without them. The most brilliant consultants don't usually own businesses but no business does well without their input.

Some years ago I used to be invited by some middle class in my church. I taught godly business and financial principles. They appreciated the delivery and gave me gifts. In one occasion my mind started telling me that I should look at my car and the big cars of those that came. That if I was that good why was I not rich.

I almost lost interest in the program until the Holy Spirit reminded me of the old testament prophets. They were not rich nor kings. But no king ever ruled well without the backing of a powerful prophet.

So who is greater? The king or the prophet that he depends on.

@greenie77

Tithe wetin, my Parish Priest here no dey ask for am . I say Amen!!! to the " more £" make my hourly pay increase o!


@me
Leave oyibo matter to oyibo. They have coded ways of collecting theirs ..

Your hourly pay will increase this year. When it does send uncle's share. Send it in hard currency and I will receive it in soft currency. I love soft currency

@greenie77

Uncle Vision101, happy new year o!


@me
Happy new year my beautiful sis. More £ into your account in 2022. You have saved me from nairaland man/woman matter.

You didn't send tithe to uncle this season.

This man/woman matter go cause civil war for nairaland ooo. Thank you @greenie77 for converting me.

I leave in peace.

Any serious Christian should please ignore Kobojunkie. He creates confusion in his understanding of the scriptures and still claim right.

He dabbles into every thread. I think something must be wrong. Save your energy.

This year will be a year of great change. I took time to read through and see @Mercy's reactions. No anger, no hard word. Very much unlike her.

Your words betray your looks. Good looking. Love the fitting of the trousers. If it was when men were boys I would have softened you

Happy new year.

Why are people afraid of marriage but happy with free ride relationships?

@Mariangeles
Your husband is deceiving, defrauding and emotionally manipulating you.
Shine your eyes and refused to be deceived.
I will not be surprised if he already has some kids stashed up somewhere.

Also, pay no attention to those deceivers up there.
They're enemies of marriage.
What if when he's finally ready, you find it difficult to conceive, what then?


@me
Smart and very smart comment. Absolute truth.

I'll add: is the engine working? If it is, can it produce good products? Or is it only bye products that it produces.

This is the danger of credit marriage. You pregnanted a lady and she had a baby but you did not make any effort to own her.

Now you want the boy. Did the boy fall from the sky? Is this lady in life to produce babies and give to men?

Let nobody come here to teach me Western ideas. I'm as Western as you are. Is an issue of morality. Fair is fair.

You wife's action shows that your marriage is still young. If it is then it's understandable. It is expected that your wife outgrow it.

If your marriage is above 5 years then it means that there is a danger. Your marriage run the risk of damage from external one sided interest.

@greenie77

Sighs....


@me
Happy new year to you. Higher grounds for you this year.

You don forget your friend.

The new law is this: if you beg her it's inappropriate begging. You touch her it's inappropriate touching. You go outside to have it, it's inappropriate going outside.

Either way you are in trouble. So park your third leg permanently and have peace of mind. Eve's daughters will cause trouble one day.

@Lamanii22
I never wanted a degree educated man anyway, I have always wanted to be more educated than my husband I don't know why....



@me
So that you will dominate him and be making shakara for him.

Average cost, how much to budget, pricing....all for marriage? Is marriage a commodity?

@ImaIma1

So much sense and fact in one post. Apt.
People are the problem, not marriage.


@me
Hey hey.... compliments of the season my sis. How are you and everyone? You forgot to send my rice and stew very plenty.

Men are like good wine....the older the sweeter.

Student marriage kwa..... Jesus Christ please have mercy on this generation.

Yeah... I experienced it from you. One innocent joke I made against your comment here, what you said was beyond my reasoning.

Because I have a policy of not using gutter language against anybody (faceless forum or no faceless forum) I simply made a decision of not to read or comment on anything that has your name on it.

I read and I'm commenting on this thread in the spirit of the season.

I have no advice to give.

As a temporary bachelor I use 6kg gas for 3 months plus. I don't eat outside.

Nonsense, nonsense and nonsense.

The man want to marry on credit. Bloody credit husband.

@Richy4

[color=#000099]That's great... My brain was not good enough for languages.. I tried Hausa language, it couldn't sink in the way any normal person should learn..,
so I dropped anything/ everything that has to do with Nigerian language.. I so much admire people that can read and write Nigerian languages[/color.


@me
Don't mind Ms Maria. She has been oppressing me with her ability to speak and write Igbo language. I wrote ofe Owerri and she corrected me with ofe Owerre.

I'm learning. The young shall grow.

Our sisters in the house: what are those things that our mothers do during Christmas that we copied from them?

My wife will always cook part of her Christmas food late on 24th. By 6 am she has started cooking the final food. 8 am her Christmas food is ready and she will start distributing to neighbours and friends. She says that if neighbours get your food early they will like to enjoy it.

The young, advanced and expired bachelors will eagerly be expecting her food. They will be calling her mummy nono, swag mummy etc. She said that she learnt it from her mother.

I will reluctantly answer my name by buying drinks that will accompany the food so that the boys will not say that cool daddy is stingy.

In this Bubu 2021, I will be watching to see what swag mummy will do this Christmas.

Will we fly to the "enyimba mall"? Where are the roads. Mtcheeee

Go to their office. Is nairaland a lawyer's chamber? Are you an ocho free.

@toughchic

Isn't it so ironically how the responsible parent is the one being bashed.

Single mother? Doesn't the child have a father?

Lemme rephrase this question, why are men so irresponsible that they're so comfortable being mere sperm donors?


@me
The men have understood that donors never lack

@Mariangeles

Anybody who can’t cook at least basic meals for themselves, leave themselves vulnerable.



@me
I can cook ofe Owerri

@greenie77
Their is nothing demeaning in knowing how to prepare one's food.



@me
I know how to cook anything cookable. I'll send some to you to taste.

I'm an orphan. Gat no father, gat no mother.