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ireneony:
the room is not untidy...give him a slack.

You typing right now how is your present room condition?
U think I don't have satellite

You want to know how my room looks like . Naughty naughty girl.

ireneony:
Cool pic just that he is not tall.

The room is not rough...it looks normal.
It's better to be yourself thañ trying to please people.

By being untidy

ireneony:
He should search his mind ..
Who knows he might had taking an oath when he was young which is now affecting him.

Or he should ask his father or mother family if they have made some spiritual ties with an occult alters.

Yeah. Could be true. 3 can't be a coincidence

That dude, Chidozie Augustine. Which kind man be dat sef ?

vikel2104:
People from other continents often come down with mild to severe allergic reactions to certain foods. Do Africans/Nigerians have such allergic reactions to foods? I don't know anyone who is allergic to any food among my relatives. In my opinion, I think it is rare. Do you have any food allergies?

I know some Nigerians allergic to see foods, some allergic to strawberry.

BoiledHead:
Cc lalasticlala

Yes I have noticed something all through my time with the sex workers. I observe that sometimes they call a customer back. Before you say "they are calling for the money", check this out.

I'm currently based in Mushin, there is this hooker that I took my friend to. My friend isn't the boyant type. I usually pay her N3000 for a round of sex (35 minutes max) so I pleaded with her to collect N1500 from my friend for my sake (customer tins) and she accepted. All what she offers at the amount of N3k she offered it to my friend at N1500.

For one reason or the other my friend collected her number because he is a novice. He doesn't know how to talk to them or even approach them I am the one who usually arrange the girl for him. So he took her number for next time incase I'm unavailable.

Now, this girl has never called me before as she has my digits. She only called me once when she was looking for an apartment since I am an estate management agent. She has never called me back on top sex tins. But SHE CALLED MY FRIEND BACK WHO PATRONISED HER ONCE AND PAID LESS THAN I PAY!

I was furious and jealous. Why? She isn't my gf. She s a bloody wh0re. But I was jealous because I pay more so if it's for the money, she should call me not him! Sometimes I even give her 5k sef because of d good bj so why would she call some nigga who gave her 1500?

It begs the question, does it mean my friend 'made love' to her and she 'enjoyed' it? Better than I do ?

She called my friend and my friend being a novice, notified me when we jammed along the streets. So I told him if he is in the mood he can call her back but I told him to hold the full money that I won't be there to talk to her. He agreed.

He came back telling me she gave him 500 naira change when he first gave her 2k looking for the remaining 1k. She willingly collected the 1500 the second time and had sex with him twice!

Now, what does this mean? Are the sex workers also enjoying this sh*t? This story I'm telling you was few months ago not of recent but I remembered it today because of another incident this afternoon. Another one called my house mate (he is a wh0re freak. D 500 naira type. Lol) . She called him he pays her 500 or 1k at times. She has other men who pay her better. I've seen her. She is hot. I have seen one chief pick her up before. So didn't she call cheif? Why my nigga who pays 500? Or 1k when they pay salary? As usual my house mate bragged about how good he is. But tthat's not the point.

So over to you, do you think these whores enjoy this they do? I think they do because most of them have enough money. They even have the money to start a better business. This I can confirm as one was asking me for idea on shop that she wants to sell provisions later I saw her on the street and she told me that she likes it the easy way. Easy + Pleasing way i guess.

So what do you think? Discuss.

I know say na de money dey pain u sha. But find another obe.

mhizeva:
Every human has emotions... and so do prostitutes .... They are not s'ex toys without feeling...
The problem with you is that you saw them as se'x and you behaved like the way most Nigerian men do when having séx with their partners... They care only about their pleasure and not that of the lady.. (They just penetrate her, grab boobs, slap ass that is if they remember and then they are off)

Your friend being a novice, decided to pleasure the lady rather than concentrate on himself... But you the pro wouldn't understand because you humans (prostitutes) are robots... ...

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

Hmmm... . See thesis .

uscofield:
Sincerely, I always find a way to show them that I am busy.
I don't know if I have been fair to the JWs.
Nairalanders, what are your reactions when Jehova Witnesses knock on your door?

Not again

I see one gel like olajumoke

PaulkillermanAg:
Yes and this is Paul killerman, attending to every needs and always reaching out to lost brothers (lover boys) and deceived ones, I'm here again , as always telling you all what's on ground.... so I have a little story to tell, also help me answer the question ill post.


So I happen to have a stripper, around the area I reside, she happened to be my very spec (fair, sweet skin, tall, slender) , so I had to make her my personal LovePeddler, as she was the only one may spec around there.... so anytime I go to my joint to hang out , I always call her to sit out with me, and buy her drinks, weed, and "crack" , she usually gist me too, so anytime I wanna fork her, I usually pay for lodging at the hotel and fork her all night...
Later I started bringing her to my house for all nights, when I need sex, I call her , she comes and fork me well, enters my kitchen, prepares food she wants to eat, also helps me arrange my house the following morning , and afterwards I pay her, for the night, when I also go out to my joint, she also comes to hang out with me.... she still run her shows sometimes (short time and daybreak, when she needs cash) ...
Succinctly put, the chick, gives me sex when I need it , for money in return... I pay her for it, and we have a kind of friendship


So now my question to the lover boys and Girls; please what is the difference between me having this girl as my sex machine, and you having a girlfriend , who doesn't add anything to your life, expects you to buy everything for her, and cash rewards and in exchange only offers you sex (seeing it as a huge favour she does for you) , and herself also having other sex partners , she hides from you that pays her more.. so please what is the difference ?

I can even say I'm at advantage :
1) it is more economical for me, I spend less (as she doesn't ask me to buy her rubbish things)
2) I'm fully aware of what she does, she isn't hypocritical ..
3) we are aware of ourselves and get involved in protected sex (while you lover boiz, keep on having unprotected sex, covert prostitute) exposing yourself to diseases more....
So what advantage do you Lover boiz Have?

Answers please ,...

Women are just tools for sex , nothing more, just fork them till you tired and you trash them, shift to the next... They are not worth it...

I can see where you are coming from. Everything has its advantages and disadvantages. Having sex with your LovePeddler is convenient and therefore no strings attached. Unfortunately, when you have a girlfriend who can offer you nothing else than sex, that's when you start thinking this way.

greatgod2012:
This woman is beautiful!



I just hope she'll still stay with Oshiomole after he leaves power.

I just dey wonder why he never give am belle..

HungerBAD:
God will continue to bless your union.

Now to my favorite Nigeria Pastors.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome and Pastor Chris Okotie.

These two Chris,I advice the two of you to approach Pastor Adefarasin,to educate and teach you guys on how to treat women.

Treat a woman right,and she will stand by you forever. Treat your woman like the two Pastor Chris,she will seek a better alternative.

Even though Pastor Paul is flamboyant, I've not heard any scandal about him. His church has very many beautiful women that are single but no rumour of him cutting one sister eye.
Kudos to him. He's doing a good job.

kashamyanat:
You should rebuke your statement instead. How has taking care of your children or helping your wife become poverty? Be sides you don't know what he is passing thru. As for me, it is 110% safer for him to be with them than to drop them with a frnd or relation and will not be having peace of mind.

Poverty has everything to do with it. Which rich man have you seen crossing a busy highway with his children ?

temptnow:
Please change your name from momoh to mumuu

You can now understand why Channels TV are biased.

Caseless:
BUHARI is not a donkey like fayose , he listens to those the state appoints to take care of security related issues. Nigeria owns BUHARI, BUHARI does not own Nigeria- he must do the bidding of those asked to protect him

When Jonathan couldn't go to the NE for 4 years , does that mean he surrendered to boko Haram?

When Gej refused to go to NE was he not called a coward ? So let Buhari be called same

goodfornothing:
A lot of you guys are used to fucking and dumping girls like they have no other value as human beings. But there's just one thing you can't try without getting duly punished by the god of Karma: promise them marriage and fail after sleeping with them.
God would punish you and nature would reject you! You would lead a cursed life and your death would come slow but extremely painful. Just try and see.

Is tbat why u call yourself goodfornothing ?

Chill down. Let women say no to premarital sex if that's tbe case. So if seven men propose marriage to her and she sleeps with them all whose fault is it ?
Stop using God's name in vain. God did not send anybody to have sex before marriage. Btw do you know how many men she has slept with before sleeping with you ?

outknow:
https://twitter.com/Niger Delta Avengers/status/738442466072879104

These guys should chill. Why are they only targeting Bayelsa and Delta ? I don't think every other militants gree with them.

catchfun:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/204577-nigeria-releases-census-goats-sheep-pigs-livestocks-country.html

I think the government will do well to show us the distribution. How many goats are in Borno, Sokoto or Enugu. Same should be done for cattles, chickens, donkey and camels. It will be more comprehensive.

QuotaSystem:
Exactly, you seem to lack a lot of it to be so confidently ignorant. You can wail but you cannot dispute cold hard facts. Smh.

These must be Chinese maids arrested by Indians then.

https://www.naij.com/803858-just-in-soldiers-arrest-92-herdsmen-in-abuja-photos.html

Those herdsmen men were said to escape.

ebosed:
No negotiations please. Negotiations with the yorubas (OPC) produced two presidential candidates (Our and Olufalae), Ojo became president. Negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants Produced, GEJ. Boko Haram frustrated GEJ, to produce PMB. How long shall we continue to negotiate with terrorist groups like OPC, NDM, Boko Haram. Now the IPOB terrorist are on the rampage, the Fulani Jihadist or harder are lurking around. Enough of negotiations, anyone who picks up arms against the nation is a terrorist, anyone who use arm against his neighbor is armed robber or murder. No more negotiations.

So is the use of force working ?

Guyman02:
Many of us here thought that the likes of seasoned economists like Pat Utomi and Kalu Idika Kalu will form part of his kitchen cabinet and the nucleus of his economic strategy, but he was too sentimental in filling his cabinet with Northerners and considered them perhaps as citizens of 5% regions.

Kemi Adeosun is still studying from economics textbooks, the type we read for WAEC and presenting same in British accented English, in reality she is still a neophyte in international economic affairs, although I feel she is learning very fast on the job; but we actually didn't need a learner in times like this unfortunately and a lot of damage has been done to the economy already.

Dem no want hear.

QuotaSystem:
I hope all those claiming the President has an ethnic agenda and never deploys security agents against Northerners can bury their bigoted heads in shame.

The suspects and their co-conspirators should be firmly dealt with to serve as a deterrent.

Be truthful. Pmb has overlooked so many atrocities committed by his people. Stop shouting. How many herdsmen has he arrested. And btw, I won't be surprise if these people are set free.

It's just fantasy. People enjoy fantasy and sometimes more than the real thing. When someone begins to watch such movies early, he becomes hooked to it.
But of course I prefer the real thing. I don't watch porn.

iLegend:
From post office. (NIPOST)
It's was sent to me by DHL or FedEx
From Buhari
From Asari Dokubo
From Boko Haram
From Niger Delta Avengers

Just give her a stup!d answer. NEVER EVER tell her the source. Never give her a reasonable answer. Women love it subconsciously. It's called intrigue and suspense.

She: 'How did you get my no'?
Me: I picked it from a trash can (dustbin) in Ajegunle. Do you go there often? Never-mind. How is life?

I like your humour. It works very well but it should be used at the right time.
Creativity is also allowed..

Flets:
Now lets face it.... Nigeria as we know it have gone to the dogs. Balkanization is imminent unless we salvage it through True Federalism.
Maybe Buhari is the man needed to help grind Nigeria to a halt where True federalism becomes attractive to hard sworn opponents.

Who in his right senses would ever think force would restore crude production in the Niger Delta. Both History and common sense has proven its impossible to increase oil production in the face of insurgency. Even the major oil companies cannot continue production amidst explosions and crossfires. The more Buhari mobilizes warships, gunboats and military to the region, the more the IOCs evacuates their personnel and services from the region.

What is so hard about understanding that there is no hope for a united Nigeria without True Federalism? What is wrong with the black man?

Abeg ask am o. Make people continue to dey hail am.

vizkiz:
welcome to Nigeria. A country where the poor gets burnt alive if found guilty and the rich goes free

Buhari is indeed fighting corruption...

Fighting corruption with body language.

God help us...

This is becoming scary. Buhari should handle this delicate situation skillfully. We will all suffer it. Everything is not force.
Buhari appears like someone on a revenge mission. The first week he became president, he bombed the creeks in Niger Delta. Meanwhile, he had not lifted a finger against bokoharam. I think people are giving him wrong advice. He should be seen as a friend to every person.
This battle can be avoided. Try negotiating with these guys instead of beating your chest. They are not like bokoharam.

chronique:
We foresaw this coming during the elections. I talked about it in one of my articles. It's just so sad that Nigeria will never be able to fulfil her potentials cos this is unfortunately,a new twist to the kind of politics being played. Apart from the genuine issues these people have for taking into militancy,the result of the 2015 elections,is also one of the reasons for all of these. They see it as payback time to the north who supposedly used boko haram in ruining Jonathan's govt... The earlier we re-negotiate our existence as a nation,the better for us all.

And Buhari is not helping matters. He looks like someone on a revenge mission.