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Abuse him for what? Only a b.astard will abuse him for this move, I am not his fan cos of his ways and too much talk but this is a very right move. Kudos to him

Good. I have some SW friends and majority, not all support Apc. There was a time I was blasting the Northern elders for proposing grazing reserves in the South. Do you know one of my friends actually rose to their defence

DaZion:
Everyone of us has did funniest things before as a kid back then.
Things like keeping your parents change, stealing meat in the pot etc.
Share with us and let remember our olden days.


Let me first share mine.
The day I changed my results.I had fail in mathematics and I changed it to Excellent, without me knowing there's a total score why I was given fail.
My father checked the result and saw I change errors.The following term, he visited my school principal, and it was later discovered It was I that changed the result.
I was beaten with wire that day, chai! Back in days sha.

Please, share urs and let the fun continue.

Done quite a few crazy and dangerous things.

There was a Christmas season when people were throwing knock outs. My brothers and friends lit one knockout and threw on the ground. I just walked up and picked it up. My brothers were shouting my name to leave it. I just boned them and put it in my lips like cigar. Next thing I heard was GBOSA. I go report to mama straight away.

Samunique:
Thank u Gov Fayose, a true Son of Yoruba land for not going to the affected area and cowardly declare 3days of fasting and prayer, but come out with a true reality check for these criminals called Fulani herdsmen.

I hope other southern Governors will follow suit, not sycophants though!!!

I'm proud of Fayose. Courage has nothing to do with ethnicity. I waiting for the SW youth to abuse him.

Goke7:
they are just using the 5% and 95% to blackmail PMB but the truth is the ss and se never for one day like PMB and PMB is aware of this too, hence he doesn't give a damn just like their hero GEJ.

PMB have this covered, FG will continue to generate revenue through the fuel hike as we continue to import petrol and other petroleum products, taxes and tariffs will be raised, stamp duty already generating revenue so the bombing can as well continue, when they are tired, they will think of something else.

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So because a few people are sabotaging the economy means that everyone should suffer for it. That's thoughtless of him if the does so.
Buhari should understand that he's the president of the whole country. Most Igbos voted Gej but he should not forget that some Igbos also for him. It is daft for him to persecute everyone.

SLIDEwaxie:
sensless as usual. How does 5% and 97% goes hand in hand? Na sets we dey do abi Na percentage?

That's what your president said. According to him 97+5=100

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Schwartz:
Hello All. Here is my experience at Church in Germany. So far I have attended 3 different churches in different cities here and I love it. This are churches by whites. Though there are one or two Naija churches around but personally I love this ones. I saw a lot of differences

No loud speakers outside: The norm has been during service, churches put on loud speakers outside so the neighborhood of the church hears every thing going on inside the church. To me I feel its noise pollution and unfair to neighbours because some times you have in one street alone in Naija over 5 churches blaring away. Here its so quiet outside the church building that if you don't get into the church you don't even notice there are people inside the church holding service.

Noone comes in gaily dressed: This people are so simple that they don't dress any different to church. If you don't have a nice Sunday wear no one cares. Picture attached was service today. Its summer now and people were wearing shorts to church! Also sleevless floral light dresses. There were no suits, no nice hats, no bogus jewelry, no nice shoes, no Italian bags, no one with nice hairdo. Its was just plain clothes, sneakers and sandals to church. You can't even differentiate between the rich and the poor. I remember in Naija when I used to take materials to my tailor to sew the latest dress so i can wear for church service. I remember all the outdoing and show off by members.

The pastor has no hairs around him: The simplicity of the whites is amazing. Even into the work of the ministry they carry it along. The pastor comes into church carrying his bag by himself. Goes round each member to greet you with a smile and a handshake and asks how you're doing. He is just a humble caring friend you can chat with and he prays for you. He reminds you there is a table he has set for coffee, tea or water. There is just nothing special about him. He just carries out the service normally. He has no special name like G.O or daddy etc. I just cant explain the simplicity of the 3 white pastors I met. At the end of the service they stand at the door for a goodbye handshake.

True talk. Most of our pastors are egocentric. Imagine a 70 year old man bowing down for a 50 something year old pastor and calling him papa. Somethings are not just right

femicyrus:
I know a man in rccg they call pastor who is married with 3 kids.
he is very good in motivating people to pray at the top of their voice
he goes to deliverance ministration with his girlfriend that pose as a gospel singer while his wife stays at home.
the elders always celebrate him although they do not know of his secret life meanwhile they care not to know so far he is 'fire brand'

. Who be de pastor ?

johnwizey:
APC was only playing opposition then but that does not mean they did nt give credits when due and besides the way and manner GEJ handled the whole things gives credence to APC wailing but the one PDP are playing nw is bitterness. That aint opposition at all, they have never seen anything good in this administration. Politics no ft sweet if there is no opposition nw


NB: i no too sabi politics o jee

cc; omenka, dropshot, aunty modath

I never remember when the then opposition praised the army or encouraged. Were they not the ones that accused the Army Chief of mass murder ? Did Buhari nit say war against bokoharam is war against the North ?

ononujuchika:
ntooor!

When he was doing same to jonathan you hailed him,but today you are crying cos your dullard is at the receivin end.

People don't like the truth.

abiodun2007:
The ex-beauty queen rocking a septum ring with
her colourful outfit...Sexy!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFYJKZ9yrUS/

She better not get involved in a fight.

colossus2:
Humans are not leopards.
Do people who meet their special woman ever have issues at any point in time?
Are you saying they have never quarreled?

If a husband habitually beats up his wife, it will be difficult for him to change. It's a different thing if he had beaten her once or 2ce out of anger. Cos marriage is not easy.

jejemanito:
The Bela Guttman Curse

Bela Guttman, former coach of Benfica, after being denied bonuses for winning the European Cup (now Champions League), out of anger placed a curse on the club that "never in 100 years time will Benfica lift a European Cup"

This was far back in 1962 and ever since then Benfica have lost 5 Champions League finals and 3 Europa League finals

The curse's expiry date is due 2062, till then am afraid it's going to be a long gory wait for glory.

Abeg, who curse Arsenal too

kobonaire:
let me guess America also caused
1) Boko Haram
2) Fuel scarcity
3) The problem for your village?

They indirectly caused it. If they had not forcefully removed Sadaam, ISIS would not have been formed.
Secondly, when they pulled out their troops ISIS began kilking.
I don't know how old you were in 2003 but it will do you good to research on your own.

oduastates:
The Subsidy regime became beyond repairs after Jonathan and Deizani ballooned the number of fuel importers from 5 to over 100 within 12 months.
Almost all the new companies were corrupt entities set up to collect and subsidies and subsidies alone.
Almost all lacked experience or history in the industry.
They came, they polluted and corrupted the Subsidy regime and they stole.
With this deregulation, most of the corrupt companies left will disappear.
The good companies, without corrupt government agent harassing them, can now build value chains on a deregulated downstream industry.
It is also appealing that these value chains can be built with or without crude oil from the Niger-delta.
Equatorial Guinea, Ghana, Angola are not far.
If things go right, refineries, power plants,petrochemical and manufacturing can develop around the industry.
This is built on the hope that Nigeria does not experience a disastrous government like Jonathan again.



I have not even scratched the surface. A petrochemical value chain can easily supply 1 million jobs.
Nigeria spends a lot of money importing all these.

Ethylene and propylene are important sources of industrial chemicals and plastics products.

Butadiene is used in making synthetic rubber.

Benzene is a raw material for dyes and synthetic detergents

Manufacturers use xylenes to produce plastics and synthetic fibers .

Synthesis gas is a mixture of carbon monoxide and hydrogen used to make ammonia and methanol.

Ammonia is used to make the fertilizer urea, bombs and other munitions

methanol is used as a solvent and chemical intermediate.

Olefins are the basis for polymers and oligomers used in plastics, resins, fibers, elastomers, lubricants, and gels.


You start making plastics, maybe you will start making home appliances like vaccum cleaners, computer keyboards, toys etc

Maybe printer inks and cartridges, pen and pencils

Why are you blaming Gej ? Didn't he try to remove subsidy ?

lielbree:
islamabad oooh

Anywhere they are there must be bloodshed and anguish!

This us what America caused

ononujuchika:
hope you won't be angry when we call on bubu to arrest amaechi,fashola and tinubu based on their corrupt deeds in govt?

You dey mind them. That's why dem dey call some people zombies.

5thcolm:
I jst read the article and buhari was not quoted to av said anitin about jumping into the sea

Sometimes i wonder if comments are sponsored on nairaland or u guys r jst plain dumb

I don't think you read it well. The comment was made bold.
Even before he said that, this is what he said.

"In a veiled reference to the current separatist agitation for Biafra being promoted by a group, the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), Buhari warned it would be better for the entire country to commit mass suicide than to allow such campaign succeed."

MeAboki:
^^^^^Your hatred wouldn't allow you get sense otherwise you wouldn't be making such ignorant statement.
If you want to know about Buhari's position on the alleged herdsmen attacks and lack such information, google is conveniently available to educate you, instead of following blindly like sheep exhibiting such ignorant hateful trash.

https://www.google.com/m?q=Buhari+condemns+Herdsmen+attacks

Ur president is clearly divisive. He has not raised a finger against the herdsmen but he has killed innocent people. He has to prove otherwise.

dammytosh:
Eediots and POVERTY stricken f00ls.

They will burn Emma B and come online to defend Saraki.

Meanwhile Emma B stole only to affect them today but the Likes of Saraki stole to affect their generation.


I wish Emma B can challenge the jurisdiction of the burning.

I wish Emma B can say the people beating him are his classmate and they must be changed.

I wish Emma B too can scream witch hunt.

I wish Emma B can also say: " burn me beside Tinubu he is also a thief"

I wish Emma B can rent f00ls to wear different tribe attire and carry placard to say justice for Emma B.

I wish Emma B stole a lot to share with the eediots that set him on fire

I wish Emma B can get ridiculous injunctions challenging those beating that they also stole from their mother's pot.


If you give Saraki a fair hearing despite.tracing billions into his account why won't Emma B deserve fair hearing.

The only difference between Emma B and Saraki right now is that Emma B did not steal enough to hire 100 SANS.

Dansuki went to ecowas court to challenge the Federal Govt holding him for months despite tracing billions on naira shared. Yet Emma B was sentenced to death before pleading guilty.


I say no to jungle justice untill we can start treating politicians the same way.

The last time one f00l cut off some ones wrist for attempting to steal his phone. (less than 5k phone )
How I wish I can hand over the 400k plus phones I carry around to redeem that wrist.

With deep pain in my heart I say Rest In PEACE Emma B.

You don't have to die that way but guess you should have stolen way more than u did and can ever imagine to stand any chance before the barbarians.

So the robbery is justified .
I don't blame the man for chopping someone elses wrist. It was reflex action. The fact that Saraki steals billions does not mean someone should steal my phone or snatch my car. I will defend my property.
May be you don't know how many people these robbers kill.

ruffcoin99:
Will their fake ass protest bring back the lost ones? They only exposing themselves, most of them are drugs infested bastards over there. I have been there several times, there was a time police stopped me, asked if i was Igbo or yoruba, i said i'm a yoruba dude and told me to go, if i was Igbo he's gonna follow me to where i stay, it's very certain.

Whether they are drug pushers or not is entirely a different thing. These herdsmen are menace not only to the Igbos but also the Yorubas, Tivs, Igalas etc. With the way the herdsmen are going, it could be someone close to you (I'm not praying for that).
I wonder why some people from the SW are mocking the Igbos are protesting injustice. The Igbos and Yorubas vehemently attack each other on social media but in reality they live peacefully together.

ruffcoin99:
If they are serious let them enter plane to abuja, then to aso rock in front of the presidential villa, and stop this abroad madness, most of them don't even have resident permits. Lobish

Shey u never lost loved one before .

ruffcoin99:
If they are serious let them enter plane to abuja, then to aso rock in front of the presidential villa, and stop this abroad madness, most of them don't even have resident permits. Lobish

Shey u never lost loved one before

PiccoloBrunelli:
"Bodyguard" ko "Kevin Hart on steroids" ni.

Say No to Steroids. And who else thinks it's cooler when your bodyguard is TALLER than you are......not the other way round.

The bodyguard reminds me of 2Tim3:1-5: "In the last days, men will be puffed up with pride."

All the shoulder just spread like yesterday bread.

Lol. U quote bible join ?

STFUareyouG0d:
This Etoo is so 'Swaggerless'

Unlike Drogba...

For those who love plus size..

Person wey wan marry go hear am

Thank God for acting.

Should we be surprised.. . When there are people who will hail the president no matter what, he 'll not give a hoot about the people who elected him.

manutdadex:
even our generation is too busy being stupid... Posts like dis wont grab their attention..just 8 likes? I weep!

My guess is that they are mainly zombies. They've allowed politics to becloud their thinking. Btw, the herdsmen have attacked every region in the South and Middle Belt. Not even the South West is spared from their attacks. Let's wake up.

Nasiruddeen:
The hate is getting deeper.
I keep saying this- hatred as devastated not only the hearts but the minds of some Nigerians. It has become so bad their minds are beginning to process images that don't tally with the feeds they get from their vision: how many places the heardmen attacked? After all their attacks are reprisals because they and their animals are been killed on daily basis and bias media is silent about it.
Here you have herdsmen either taking cattle for grazing or back from grazing from/to their confinement, posters now made it sound like it is taboo to find the cattle where they are.

What is there to gain from diminishing these people? Where is the doctrine of love that you always claim as Christians?? Haven't we been seeing such images in our cities since forever?? Why are you people making it sound like this is a new thing?? Haven't nomads been part and parcel of our society for decades??
Where are the AK47s some people have been trying hard to tell the world they always bear with themselves??

With our minds twisted so badly by hatred, imagine what people like the poster would say should something of a similar nature happen today.

You people should stop adding fuel to a fire that would consume you while the politicians who would gain some capital from all of these inflammable comments would disappear with their families to a distant safe house.

Stop playing victim. There's no justification for herdsmen to eat people's crops, RAPE women and kill children. Don't turn a blind eye to this.
They attacked and kidnapped chief Olu Falaye. Did Olu Falaye steal their cattles ? Don't justify evil. The people who rustle your cattles are fellow Fulanis.