₦airaland Forum

Nabylet: Yes o, Concordia. I dint get anything below C5 in all my waec n Neco courses. And even in my high school transcript, I got A from Jss1-Ss3

I hail o

Chisky: Finally arrived Canada!!!

congrats oooO

agbaakin3: Good Day Pple...Hp the Good news are still coming, we shall all get to our promise land.

I need help in the house pls my cousin with the sickle cell anemia(he is SC tho kinda diff from SS)has been called up for medicals.we are to go next week buh we are all scared so that he won't be rejected.
what do we do pls note he does visit the hospital because he rarely has crisis and he has never gone for surgery or transfusion.

We await your reply.Thank you

I think he'll be good if he has his medical history straight to back it up. Might need a lil more on Health insurance though. He'll scale through by Gods Grace,Amen.

ValerieXO: Hi guys, hope the medicals and Trv's are still coming in My excess luggage is giving me a serious headache here. any advice??

"Dem no dey carry Electronics go China o". (Read inbetween the lines).

My ist naija movie @ d silverbird cinema(shoprite,ikeja) ystday. Didn't even knw it was premiering same ystday. It was well worth my time n token. Nice one from d producers.

joyli: I taught am the only one seeing it

Loooolz
@ d pic. Na by force marriage?

Well,fat people have a problem wit finding true love only when they are not beautiful facially and in their inside.
If u fat n u worwor,u r a gonner.
Sorry to the victim,life goes on for the suspect.

Iamoilprince: 70% from Niger Delta and they forgot to mention that 95% of beneficiaries were based on politics "Man Knw Man".

#TrueStory

Good idea,just that the selection process always tends to favour the elites. I've seen it time n again. Congrats to dem kids tho. Enjoy ur stay in peaceful Norway.

desdichando: Prayn 4 what or against what?while u sit here prayn,the chinese whor unbelivers r taking over ur country and raping it blind
We pray due to man made problems here??unemployment, no light,u ur brodas and sisters r all on strike, boko haram etc..wid a good government we ll solve majority of dz problems!!!its not God's work!!I repeat..d sooner u open ur eyes the better!!!

I see u r trying to feel my point.
A natural man cannot understand spiritual things,dey r foolishness to him.
Let politicians solve d political errors and let the chuuch handle the spiritual part and also attend to d personal travails of believing citizens. Shikena. *smiles*

desdichando: Instead of you youths to march to aso rock and demand d impeachment and stoning of d government and politicians in power u prefer calling on God to solve ur man made problems...
U pray against road accidents and bloodsuckn demons that cause accidents in 'mber months!!!morons!!ffs, the roads r bad and even if u pray against accidents fron nw till thy kingdom come there must b accidents..aint no wishes
80percent of d youths flockn to shiloh r jobless,on ASUU strke etc and y' all flock to shiloh
Tell me something y'all..the pastors who preach to u in shiloh,did he for once condemn the minister of transport for not repairing all roads in the country leadn to 'shilooh' which he knwz majority of his congregation would pass through? Oh, I forgot,he has a private jet that takes him directly there.
Did/do any of d pastors condemn the government and minister of education for playn wid the future of d nigerian youths who are members of his congregation?oh I also forgot,the pastors' children r all abroad or in private universities?
B4 u condemn me of been an unbeliever, I must state I'm a xtian but nt a blind one and if most of u have been abroad u would understand my points.
Most of u dnt knw that martin luther king junior was a baptist minister..he DDnt sit down in church prayn against the problems of black segregation..instead he called out d 'enemies' and fought for his peoples rights...john d baptist boldly looked at king herod in d eye and told him to stop his 'sinning'..jesus boldly condemned d pharisees,saducees and ruling peeps in hz time...ellisha/elijah went in2 hiding for speaking his mind against d ruling king?
R u all gettn my point?please we need to start reasoning like enlightened peeps.havnt u asked urslef that upon all d prayers we say in churches,mosques etc nigeria seems to get worse?most of u 'shiloher' r the worse tribalists we v here? From calln people 'omo nna', 'nde ofe mmanu etc'
I read a page from a nairalander and I ll post it here so that y'all can meditate as I meditated

Of wat use wud the pastors speech abt political ofiicers be to us when the officers are not present?
Dude,its not a political forum man.
Wit all d gud roads in yankee,dem no dey get accident?
Take dis ur speech to a political forum. Christians go dere too,buh dey know its a political forum where dey can address dese issues and get d officers to perform.
Leave d chuuch alone,dey are doin dier part,praying.
Shuuuuuu.

lorretta u: Ok so I decided to follow my bestie to shiloh today and it wasn't funny

What's with the whistles? Three ladies cardinal points of me made a pact to blow out my brians with their trumpets A.K.A whistles. Won't God answer if they pray without the whistles?
Frankly I couldn't concentrate. When I implored on the lady by my left to pls kindly reduce the pitch,she shrieked at me and appeared ready give any shade of trouble I desired. Needless to say,I quietly shut up

Then the theatrics. Smh
Rev oyedepo via satellite told of how God took him face to face and showed him scores of people suffering in something Akin to hell and how he saw then crying in anguish etc etc. It's not the authenticity of the experience that I'm out to debate rather the reactions of the congregation. It was almost hilarious if it wasn't so noisy.some were kneeling n prostrating. Some women were rolling themselves on the floor in what "I don't know what to call it " state. May be in the spirit things.shouts of " oh Papa,speak Daddy, Daddy oyedepo"etc filled the air. Smh. I'm sure the Rev himself wouldn't want to be revered more than God



Which leaves me wondering "why do women go gaga over Men Of God?

All in all,it was almost very nice if not for the noise. I'm a very quiet person. That was disconcerting.

May God answer our prayers

I guess u r not used to dis kind of "holy ghost crazy" set of worshippers. Lol.
Locate a place wivout whistles 2moro and focus on nothing else than the word from the man of God.
There is a "word" for u. Dats what carries the power of God.
May God bless us.

Its my ist shiloh experience. since ystday,words can't express it all.
I am greatly awed by the depth of wisdom that Bishop Oyedepo carry.
The kind of things he says with exhuding confidence is only possible with someone who has a direct backing from the almighty God.
Indeed,He is called of God into a clear cut divine mandate.
I have been blessed tremendously.
Looking 4ward to 2moro.

NB: u don't have to be a winners member to attend,so I'm calling on everyone who can make it to any of the centers to do so for their own blessing and testimony.

All the Glory be to Baba God dat it didn't happen.
Amen.

RIP sire *sad*

omonla555: Hope it's not one of the marked houses for demolition? Caveat emptor

No its not sire.
Just call if interested for a visit to the property.

5Bedroom Bungalow,fenced,car park space,jst two poles off the newly tarred road. for sale @ a fast develpoing area in sango ota.

For enquiries call;
Barr Emmanuel Erakpotobor.
07035299483.

Now this rly confirms that any rubbish can make front page on NL these days.

@op,kneel down let me pray for u.
I know say u no dey stay warri,so make God forgive ur lie lie ist of all.
U be like who pass through warri when serious hold up dey 4 roundabout(so d bus take through PTI rd-Ovie palace rd-to W/sapele Rd,then straight to benin rd)buh u attempt to mislead NLers.
Finally,make the spirit wey pursue the proverbial akpos grand papa,come enter him papa,come enter the akpos himself,make God no let am succeed catch u,cos na kolo go end am. So we reject am for ur sake,and from henceforth,u no go dey talk wetin u no know,or see again.
Oderi-jesu christi.
Amen.

pDude: So what's the big deal

@op how old are you? You sound immature.

Which relationship is sex not involved? You think when I first met my wife, i was thinking about how many good, health, beautiful children she can deliver?

I was thinking about how she would look when i hang her leg over my shoulder and ramming her deep. I was also thinking of how i will be smacking her butt and making it bounce when hitting it from behind

Today we don marry o

If you are looking for a guy that will not want sex or that will be preaching Bible to you just because he is a church guy, don't worry: one day an angel will miss road and jam nepa wire, and drop on your roof.

Just wait it will happen one day

Hahahhaahahhahahah.
Dude u jes killed me. Lmao
#classicsh!iT

Godmother: I don't dress provocatively. As a matter of fact I can't stand exposing the body in a provocative manner. Is there something else that attracts such guys. I'm considering stepping out of my relationship of 3 weeks cos the guy is mounting serious pressure on me. And this is a guy I met in church, we attend the same church. If I'd met him in a club would have understood, not that I club sef.

Then I suspect u must have he type of curves dat even a cele-garment cannot hide. Lol

Seriously tho,it has to do with the way u carry urself around. Or is there a guy that came close to the pot but didn't get the honey? Cos that dude might be spreading word around dat he got d honey thereby causing a stir in d hood 4 d pot.
#jessayyin

Duh

E jes be like say na 'Prison Break" won show as I dey scroll thru d pics. Lol

But Ame shaaaa,see detention centre be like Nicon Hilton.
See the chewing,see hw e set like Federal Palace Hotel Buffet. Choiii.

Tell me why Area no go die to enter Ame.

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kennypoka2: Anytime am discussing with ma dad or mom on the crises rocking our lovely country nigeria, you see the sadness in their faces when they speak out with passion but i also notice one thing similar to both of them,at the end of their statement they each say NIGERIA will b better soon.. i want to get people's view on this. Do you see nigeria changing anytime soon?.. will we be one of the first world nations soon?.. ur views are always appreciated

Go and read Femi Aribisala's column on yesterdays Vanguard titled "why Nigeria is the best country in the world".

Then u will see that it will only take Gods Right Hand to save this country.
As 4 me,I gave up long ago.

Last bullet; pls show me one Nigerian who has never or will never benefit from the "corruption" in this country.

Pretty nice piece.

Tolexander: Some teachers are just so wicked with beating. Some pupils are so fragile and can do something suicidal when beaten, reason why i don't support this kind of punishment!

I remember those primary school days when i used to have a beating teacher always centering his beating on me. A friend told me i would faint if i put a bean each in my armpits when beating. I tried it to school and to my disappointed, i didn't faint.

Looooolz,more beating 4 u o. Loolz.
@topic fear me o,abi na we dey beat proprietor for skool dat year. Looolz.

D teacher goat don born lion o. See gobe.

Mummytea: ;DI feel asking our potential spouses all dese questions doesn't count. The person we should ask a question is ourselves. Am i ready to say "i do" to this person? Obviously we must have known our spouses well enuf thru the course of dating, and if we still decide to be with them then so be it. Trust me, even married couples don't know each other's top secrets. It's only natural, no one can change it. Afterall, till today Adam still thinks the Serpent gave Eve the apple. Word is, she plucked it with her hand.

Hahahahahaha
#AnodaClassic.s.h.!.t. .

bennyraz: you can't ask all this questions in a day or one week in order not to get suspicion from the opposite sex Take it 2 questions per month and fill in the answers at the back of your head

#Classic.s.h.!.t.

obadiah777: story of life. you die. you are forgotten
aluta continua.

Life goes on even if u don't want it to (in jadakiss' voice).

Raymondenyi: U'll b d biggest ludicrious. Foool if u pay any of such money; u needn't a soothsayer to tell u that's obvious scam.. If the said chevron is recruiting U'll defintely cee it on dia website. Ok!

Looolz,9 be say dem never even know me sef.
Watch d series,na dem go give me Tfare to go collect d 8500 from bank wey I won send dem. Looolz.

I got this mail from "jobrapido",a job advetising website I am subscribed to that says chevron is recruiting.
I send my resume and got a mail reply asking me to pay 8500 for one kind registration like dat wey I neva fit undastand.

Funny thing is I got another advert mail still on chevron recruitment,wit a different correspondence email address and procedure.

Pls how true and wats the right channel to go through.
Your informed contributions pls

PS:Una know say na naija we dey,where boiz are not smiling and girls are not happy too.

Waat da heck