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My boyz did me proud yesterday, coming from a 2 nil deficit to win, even with standard placing 11 men behind the ball. . . Who are u to defend with such magnitude against the GUNNERS When we're not Manure who cannot unlock defenses?

3 away goals and the tie is as good as childsplay come the return leg at the Emirates!

Its good for a lady to do the needful when the needful is needed

And needfully so too

follypimpi:
Thank God we can cook,we no need una cookin sef.

I cook very well, but sometimes i dont wanna eat my own cooking. . . I want something different

Na una mate dey cook soup and stew for guys over here for cash, £50 a pot for the cooking alone oh, na we dey buy ingredients!

Ebonyeyes:
9ja parents can be too harsh kia, may his soul rest in peace.

I remember the ass whoopings I got as a child

That ass whooping has got u where u are today, u should say thank u to the ass whoopers

This is not romantic naaa. . . kai but the boy looks stubborn sha - may his soul rest in peace.
Uju, i hope u are seeing this face?? My pikins must not look this stubborn ohhhhh

Girls come here and say "i wont do it b4 marriage oh, i wont do his laundry, i wont be cooking for him yada yada yada", wake up and smell the coffee, in naija, girls are already doing it! Its been going on for ages, they do it to show that they are well brought up and can take care of a home even before they marry. A girl will do it to send out a message to her boyfriend (and his family) to say she is ready for that next step to the next level. . . 

For those girls in the diaspora that are saying they wont do it, why do u think guys can date u and then run home to marry?  Stop displaying your yeye self pride, it didnt start with u, and it wont end with u. . .  When the time is due, quote me: U will do all of it and even more to secure your man's approval of u!

whitelexi: @Topic:

Just do your bit and i'll do mine!

BTW, i think i need a pedicure, are u also skilled in that dept?

platinumnk:
I don't know what it is with 9ja men and pedicures. the first man I ever saw in a nail shop was a nigerian boy. lol

so, in the entire 7 paged thread, na my pedicure request on page 2 u see?

Wonderful!

sexy back:
@ROKIATU,
BITCH

Ouch

Was that necessary??

Expect the unexpected, whether u like it or not rejection is a possibility. It is how u prepare and deal with it that matters. Dont let it discourage u though.

Ujujoan:
I insist on the word obliged!! I think the whole point is that you should be willing to make her happy. If that's what she wants, you should be ready to do it.

And yes if you dont, I'll go with someone else, a guy!! Cos if my BF prefers to stay home and plya video game when I need him by my side, then he doesent deserve me does he? Its not just a matter of choice, its a matter of going out of your way for someone.

We don get problem be dat oh, are u saying that when i'm gaming with Elrazur and egos are at stake, i should lose just to be by your side? Then Elrazur go use me shine for NL, ahhhhh, oti o

There are ways of getting a french kiss without asking for it.
You people watch movies and u see it happen all the time and yet u dunno how

Ok, draw close to him looking him in the eyes, when you're close enough, glance at his lips and then gaze him in the eyes again. . .

You may need to tease him that way twice if he misses the move the first time - some guys will be wondering if its for real or if u're teasing, but when u do that twice . . .  Except he's a slacker.

candylips:
ol boi na which kain pose be that for your pic

Na new dance step, we dey call am "Standing in motion"

candylips:
mr london

My partner in crime

No2Atheism:
this man are u not supposed to be in London, which one is the picture that looks like u are in Leeds . . .

Now i don dey suspect u ohhhh, cos that was taken over last weekend when i was at Leeds with me sis

selena:
@ whitelexi.HATER

Yeah yeah, WATEVA!!!

selena:
Ladies,do you believe in cooking for your boyfriends?As for me,i do not believe in cooking for my boyfriend until i see an engagement ring on my finger.Even though he proposes to me,i will only cook for him once in a while until we finally get married.Cos guys are so unpredictable.What do you think?

LOL

I do not believe in dating someone like u

@Topic:

Just do your bit and i'll do mine!

BTW, i think i need a pedicure, are u also skilled in that dept?

I aint surprised, women do so much snooping, i wont be surprised if they go into the septic tank to inspect your shit for particles and residue after u've flushed it down the loo

biola44:
;d ;d ;d ;d

I no go fall for this temptation

@Topic:

Dude, she gave u the hint that u were slacking but when u decided to take it to the next level, she allowed u time to see if u would still be slacking. . . I think she wanted a bad guy who'd do her until she was speaking in tongues - that guy was clearly not u. . . u fall my hand!!!

What Is The Best Treatment For A Nagging Babe?

[size=28pt]I KNOW NOT![/size]

So yes, u see a girl u like but she's not responding the way u want - it has to be her way or none!
What do u do? You friggin love her in a totally different way - the way she wants. . . For how long? well, until she starts to respond in a more accommodating manner - live with it or leave her for some easier catch!

platinumnk:
do you want it as round as the man

Hell no!
His looks like a woman's, no man would wanna have that

Ujujoan:
Ah honey'm how can I run from you nau? You know that's no possible

Afraid been dey catch me before, but now my mind don rest

How've u been?

oge4real:
Whitelexi,
I'm beginning to suspect you O!
This your interest in the wowo ass is more than normal.

Suspect all u like, that shout wey u shout don expose u
I'm actually keen to know what was going through your mind when u let out that howler
Dont worry about me, i get my own yansh, and though its not round like that one, it fits me nicely

Ujujoan:
Well if he's the one offering . . why not

I missed u Uju. . . u dey run from me?

Ebonyeyes:
Sorry to disappoint you hun

Well if he does, then i say kudos to u, at least u aint talking with nothing to show for it, but i tell u, many people talk on NL but even they live in glass houses

sexy back:
dont be foolish girl.no one forced u to reply .u could have just snobbed the thread instead of complaining as if u own nairaland.mugu

Haba, make una kool temper ohhh

Orikinla:
"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."
~ Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

The only reason why I have chosen to live and work hard is to do as much as I can do make as many people as I can reach them happy.
Yes, I am in love with Charity and she belongs to everybody.
I want you to be happy, because in your happiness I have found the joy of being alive to share the precious moments and precious things on earth.
I believe that our destiny are not in the stars but in own hands and there is no one on earth who does not have the chance to make a choice once in his or life and the choice we make can decide what is going to happen to you and I. So, think twice or even thrice before you make that choice of a lifetime.
I truly loved you, but love is a mutual thing.
You have had your own kids and you wanted me not to have mine and you call that love?
You want me to displease myself to make you happy?
Yeah, I know that even dummies fall in love, but I chose not be your dummy for love.
I cannot marry a woman who has no period to miss.
You loved to call me your African King and your Boo, but an African King cannot kiss your booty.

I counted like 6 different babes in this write-up alone
Bros, u too much!