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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Under Fire For Molest Joke On Twitter by willibounce: 10:45pm On Jan 06, 2014
Women and their wahala. Some mumu men too dey form activist. It is a f..uc..king joke. If u don't like it, 'GO AND DIE'.

Yar yar yar,blah blah blah! Na joke e be. If una like mke una kill unasef.

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Romance / Re: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by willibounce: 10:40pm On Jan 03, 2014
Elli-dude:
Oops!! Can't recall the last time someone told me that..About 7years ago..
Pls come take me to bed..

Am not gay bro. Get a girl and use ur dii..ck. That's if u have one though.
Romance / Re: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by willibounce: 10:25pm On Jan 03, 2014
Elli-dude:
Speak for yourself..Like i said earlier it maybe useless to you but not others..

Thanks for your advice..Don't forget you're also a Nairalander

Shut up. Go to bed
Politics / Re: Pat Utomi To Run As Delta State Gov In 2015 by willibounce: 10:21pm On Jan 03, 2014
hollandis:
YOU ARE A FOOOL.What is your definition of intellectual? Afo nata gbu yi !!!!

See what I'm talking about? That thuggery attitude. I'm sure u have a dictionary. Help urself my sister. A lady tout. Not surprised. I'm sure u'v got yam legs n beards on ur chin n chest. Amosu like u.

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Politics / Re: Pat Utomi To Run As Delta State Gov In 2015 by willibounce: 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2014
It's a pity that ppl from that side of the country are too backward to support intellectuals. They are allergic to intelligent ppl. They would rather support rascals n thugs who knw next to nothing about leadership. If u are not a hopeless and senseless thug, u can't get the support of d ppl frm tht side. Pat Utomi should have come from a better part of Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by willibounce: 9:50pm On Jan 03, 2014
I don't just understand the kind of ppl on this forum. What sort of senseless story is this. OP go ad face ur studies and stop telling annoying tales here. Who knw weda u no get purick.
Politics / Re: Fashola's Government Is Not As Good As You Think by willibounce: 12:05am On Jan 02, 2014
me_for_you: fashola from Ondo state, the igbo hater, is the worst scam of all.

It is not a matter of igbo hating. Any normal n honest human being knws tht fashola n his master are conmen jst like evry other naija politicians.
No wonder d white men still see us as monkeys. How can u elect someone to serve u, and when he construct a road which is jst one of his numerous duties, ppl take to d street in aso ebi and start dancing n singing praises of sme1 who is doing his job, not wit his personal money but public funds. Meanwhile he gets paid for his job.

The most annoying thing is when they talk mega city. Mega city where u breed touts. Lagos doesn't comprise lekki alone. Why abandon other areas. They are so desperate for money tht they are beginning to sell part of d lagoon, sand filling it jst for money. When they go broke, the demolish ppls properties and claim they got no C of O. Very soon, they'll Lagos to d chinese.

Mr Fashole, why is it so hard to ban agberos?

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Politics / Re: Fashola's Government Is Not As Good As You Think by willibounce: 11:27pm On Jan 01, 2014
Fashola and Tinubu are nothing but a BIG SCAM. Thts why they'll do anything to remain in control of Lagos. They cannot afford to let their dirty secrets of thievery out.

A lot of Nigerians are gullible, thts why they are deceived by wicked politicians. Ask fashola why his children are not in Lagos state govt schools.
He is an experienced con artist together with his don ojuyobo. The same man tht will sell verified lands to u and sell to another rich man/company and then come back to demolish ur building. They keep shouting 'eko o ni baje' but they can't chase agberos away. Scallywag!

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Politics / Re: Fashola Approves 120 Cars For Lagos Monarchs by willibounce: 11:54pm On Dec 29, 2013
Mayor_of_Lagos:

Lagos makes enough income to fund the budget of the entire Eastern states. Unlike Adaobi who cant run village govt without FG, Fashola does not wait around for federation money. Obi gets federal government money and turns around and spend it buying patrol vans for police and building barracks aand roads for army. Fashola is spending his IGR, not federal money, on his people, not on federal agencies. Adaobi got his priorities wrong! If Fashola was your governor none of you will abandon your land. You cant stand your own people you must have a Yoruba man rule over you thats why you troop to West. We shall continue to rule over you and please make sure you pay tax + omo onile money, otherwise there will be plenty misunderstanding.

When we start regional government you must pay tax to individual Yoruba state you are in + regional govt tax + egunje.

What is my biz with Adaobi? I'm talking about two big thieves in Lagos and some irrelevant kings, ur talking nonsense. Abi dem give u car ni?
Politics / Re: Fashola Approves 120 Cars For Lagos Monarchs by willibounce: 11:00pm On Dec 29, 2013
Fashole and Tinubu are bloody touts and cra..zy thieves. They are con men who have succeeded in deceiving gullible Lagosians.

Are these not thsme men who wnt to build a phantom megacity? Megacity filled with crazy, lazy and annoying yoruba touts collecting free money from ppl who are working.

Now they are buying cars for redundant kings who do absolutely nothing than breed more touts in d name of omo onile and iya oloja.
Do they mean tht these kings do not already have fleets of cars?

Lagosians should wake up and tackle these con men. They are like d devil. They give you 100naira and take 100thousand naira from u.

May God, Sango, Oya, Ogun, Sopona, Esu, punish all naija politicians one after d other nd their supporters. Awon ole rada rada!
Celebrities / Re: BurnaBoy Angrily Leaves Headies After Losing NextRated Category by willibounce: 10:02pm On Dec 29, 2013
Ayo Animashaun needs to go and ask Cally Ikpe of the 'New live Beats' wassup. The Headies has become a mess. If care is not taken, it will fade out like d NMVA Awards.

I trust naija artiste, it won't cost dem anything to begin to boycott d rubbish headies.

Some categories shouldn't be based on votes. How can Burna and and Orezi not win their categories? Btw, wonder wat Mode9 is winning an Award for, I'm sure he knows he doesn't deserve one. The stage and lighting was damn POOOR. Very low budget setting.
Career / Re: FG To Investigate Case Of Pregnant Worker Beaten By Lebanese Boss by willibounce: 11:43pm On Dec 26, 2013
Nothing will happen to the Lebanese man. They know this, that's y they do whatever they like. The solutions is in ur hands. What were the colleagues looking at. If to say one person don break coke bottle for d bas..t.ard head, case for don cancel. Bt trust naija ppl, na so so mouth dem get.

Femi kuti don talk am: Africans will suffer till d suffer reach their bone.

Singing :

I sorry sorry o...
I sorry for Nigeriaaans....
Politics / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo's Letter by willibounce: 1:34pm On Dec 23, 2013
ronalmagic10:


That's where you got it all wrong. No man is intelligent enough to steer the affairs of a country like Nigeria. It's not a one man job that's why he has capable ministers and special advisers. We don't need Isaac Newton, Einstein or any rocket scientist to move this country forward.

While I agree with you that Jonathan is not a good orator, you must know that it's doesn't in anyway affect his capacity to deliver. Remember Aldof Hitler was a very good public speaker

We are not talking oratory skills. Thts why it is said tht nigerians celebrate mediocrity. I know all politicians are thieves and we celebrate them whether APC, PDP or HIV.

Jona's intelligence is not what any reasonable and honest human being who's had d opportunity to listen to him on many occasions need argue about. Put sentiments aside. We all know he didn't write any letter. If u happen to be an employer and Jona comes to ur office for an interview as a neutral job seeker, I am 100% sure u won't employ him after d interview. That man is not intelligent. It is too glaring and can't be covered up. He might have other skills which I am yet to know. But d job of a president is too much for him to handle.

U are not obliged to accept my views neither am I to accept urs. The truth is bitter.

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Politics / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo's Letter by willibounce: 1:32pm On Dec 23, 2013
ronalmagic10:


That's where you got it all wrong. No man is intelligent enough to steer the affairs of a country like Nigeria. It's not a one man job that's why he has capable ministers and special advisers. We don't need Isaac Newton, Einstein or any rocket scientist to move this country forward.

While I agree with you that Jonathan is not a good orator, you must know that it's doesn't in anyway affect his capacity to deliver. Remember Aldof Hitler was a very good public speaker

We are not talking oratory skills. Thts why it is said tht nigerians celebrate mediocrity. I know all politicians are thieves and we celebrate them whether APC, PDP or HIV.

Jona's intelligence is not what any reasonable and honest human being who's had d opportunity to listen to him on many occasions need argue about. Put sentiments aside. We all know he didn't write any letter. If u happen to be an employer and Jona comes to ur office for an interview as a neutral job seeker, I am 100% sure u won't employ him after d interview. That man is not intelligent. It is too glaring and can't be covered up. He might have other skills which I am yet to know. But d job of a president is too much for him to handle.

U are not obliged to accept my views neither am I to accept urs. The truth is bitter.
Politics / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo's Letter by willibounce: 12:04am On Dec 23, 2013
GEJ is not intelligent enough to write a letter. The same man who couldn't have a public presidential debate with his fellow contestant. Same man who always wants an expo before going for an interview. Same man who cannot face his senators.

Forget the rubbish letters they are both writing. They are all thieves.

Jonathan is not an intelligent man. It is glaring for everyone to see.

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Religion / Re: Orimiri Jordan In Enugu, Heals Mad Man by willibounce: 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2013
mrphysics: black man and worship, if its in d diapora,it wud hav been researched upon, bt here it is been worshiped. people shud b very careful, all dat glitters is nt a sign of gold. most christians never believed God can heal, bt here are they believing dat a water heals. i heard it disappears, why does it last for more dan a month, nigerias, when do we wake up frm d sleep of ignorance, i thought we all believed dat The Name of Jesus Heals, why den do we believe dis water so quickly, someone has also said that father mbaka prayed for d people, so if father mbaka prayed for the people, how does it affect d water? Ignorance of d highest degree


God can heal with the river. God knows everything. What do u knw? Go and read ur bi ble, am sure u'l find examples there.
Religion / Re: Orimiri Jordan In Enugu, Heals Mad Man by willibounce: 12:30pm On Dec 19, 2013
sgtmark: some of them are not even ashamed, upon d whole crowd them still get the courage to go naked.

No body will be ashamed when they see their healing in view. Ashamed of what? Na pri..c.k abi to.to and bre.-a-st u neva see b4?

We talking solution to problems, u talking nonesense.
Business / Re: Fashola, Dangote, Obi Others At Access Bank's Christmas Party by willibounce: 12:11pm On Dec 17, 2013
Nigerians always celebrate thieves. Foolish politicians stealing us blind.
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by willibounce: 6:42am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: what's this goat saying. so why don't you try slapping one as you claim you wish to ...........


and how come your newscasters announcers and radio presenters fake accent if indeed the nigerian gbegri accent is anything to write home about? https://www.nairaland.com/759141/fake-american-accents-nigerian-radio/4 nigerian TV and radio personalities are the fakest in the world. can't blame them grin if they don't fake accent, non-Nigerians can't even understand what they are reading/saying grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Am sure ur name is Obrafor. So u have been listening to nigerian TV n radio personality a lot. I'm sure u thy are fun. U won't find such in ghana. The obrafors n Akumsas are way too boring.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by willibounce: 11:50pm On Dec 12, 2013
I love GH:


Dude below is a link to listen to how CUT is supposed to be pronounced and you will know why the guy cut the fish instead of telling you whether he had catfish or not.

@ bolded
Yes according to the English man, CUT is pronounced the same as CAT. You are laughing because you are a Nigerian and in Nigeria “cut” is pronounced as “caught” But guess what? the rest of the English world don’t cool

Now listen to the pronunciation of CUT from a talking dictionary of English pronunciation
CUT - http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit



ID.IOTIC ghanian. Ur brain has been programmed to hear CAT when CUT is pronounced. Mke use of ur dictionary, tht's if u knw how to transcribe.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by willibounce: 11:47pm On Dec 12, 2013
These ghanians are fenny! They actually think they speak correct English with their dirty accent. One ghanian idiot is even claiming 'cut' is pronounced as 'cat' and referring ppl to a crazy link. Don't u have a dictionary or understand transcription?

I always feel like slapping thm whn thy speak. South Africans too got terrible accent for spoken English. Indians are the worst. English is so hard for thm tht thy have to nod their heads like lizards when speaking.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Replies Obasanjo, Says letter Is Self-Serving, Provocative by willibounce: 10:10pm On Dec 12, 2013
qtx:

Did OBJ write this one against GEJ himself?

Of course u and I know OBJ would not leave such letter to any spokesperson to write. He will write such himself and send it for typing/proof reading. Gej on the other hand cannot do tht. His mental capacity is below average.

U can imagine a man who chose to have a presidential debate on his own without other presidential aspirants present. A president tht wants to see interview questions b4 going for one.
Please jst show us one sane person tht jona taught while he was a lecturer, or are they all dead?
Politics / Re: Jonathan Replies Obasanjo, Says letter Is Self-Serving, Provocative by willibounce: 12:37pm On Dec 12, 2013
I wish Jona would write a letter in reply to Obj without the help of anyone. He should write the letter, edit it himself and send to the press and let us all see how intelligent our president is.

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Politics / Re: NNPC Diverted $49.8B Meant For The Nigerian Treasury Between 2012-13 - Sanusi by willibounce: 11:34pm On Dec 11, 2013
These are the same corrupt bas..t.ar.ds tht d crazy ben bruce of STV will put up for nomination as Man of the year.

This country is full of sh.it.
Politics / Re: 19,000 Benefit From SURE-P In South-west by willibounce: 11:25pm On Dec 11, 2013
Nashville: First of all we know that Emeka Wogu is a liar. He probably should have said 19,000 ghosts benefits from Sure-P. Where and how did they benefit?

And even if it is true (a 1% chance), a region that has 25 million people and you have created a scam that you claim has benefited only 19,000. Should we applaud you? The fuel subsidy you removed, has increased inflation and increased the cost of transportation and living expenses for ALL the people but your scam program has benefited only 19,000 and we should clap for you?

Rubbish!


He is not just a blatant liar, but an ugly, bull dog look alike bas...tar.d from hell. I wonder y he's not been sacked.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by willibounce: 11:22pm On Dec 11, 2013
If any normal, honest, intelligent and educated human being listens to Jonathan's impromptu conversation/prepared speech, he/she will agree honestly that Jonathan is not an intelligent man. He is far from being average.

I just wonder how he got a PhD. It's quite funny how we can't fine anyone in nigeria who was a student of Jonathan while he was a lecturer. It's sardonic.

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Webmasters / Re: Linda Ikeji To Give Away 1 Million Naira by willibounce: 11:13pm On Dec 09, 2013
Onpe! She can also give them her to..to join.
Education / Re: Unemployability Of Nigerian Graduates by willibounce: 12:30pm On Dec 09, 2013
Rubbish talk. Even the crazy politicians will tell u that graduates are not employable. that's d simplest excuse to give for their failure and corruption.

Shebi na from sky d mumu HOUR people fall from. None of dem schooled in Nigeria abi? Idiot fellows.
Career / Re: Ill Treatment Of Staff At Huawei Technologies by willibounce: 11:01pm On Dec 06, 2013
Nothing will change. People will only make noise and adjust. Nigeria is a messed up country.

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Politics / Re: 'Let’s Go Our Separate Ways, Form Separate Countries’ - Dokubo-Asari by willibounce: 11:08pm On Dec 05, 2013
Atigba: he is nt a greedy man..whether you like it or nt the oil belong to them..they have been feeding this nation since 1956...go to oloibiri today were crude oil was first discovered a place that ought to be a tourist zone the village is less develop,nothing is happening there

SHUT UP ur mouth, u tout. Whose fault is it that d village is less developed? Don't they have a governor and LG chairmen in d states. What have the leaders in d state been using their allocation for? The money u get from d oil companies is used for what? Goat

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Romance / Re: She Is Seriously Tempting Me by willibounce: 11:55am On Dec 04, 2013
Snake snake snake! Lying baa.rsta.rd. @ least ur happy u got abt 7 pages.

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